"Heaven, Earth......"

With the momentum of this roar of the sea, our vision radius is locked on the body of a teenager. From his worried eyes, his height of one meter eighty-three, and his zero-centimeter beard stubble, it can be seen that his heart is full of unwillingness and resentment. But after a quarter of a pillar of smoke, everything changed again. Well, there will be one less person named Li Tianyu in the country's 1.3 billion population.

"If the sea can take away my sorrows, it's like taking away every river......" When Li Tianyu's body fell into the sea, this song kept echoing in his mind. Then Li Tianyu felt that his various organs could no longer move according to his will, and finally his mind felt dizzy, as if a huge gray vortex was devouring his body and soul.

Finally, everything returned to its most primitive and natural state.

After dawn there will be night, which is a household name, suitable for all ages, and children are not bullied. But the fact that there will be dawn after the night is not something that all ages kill, but anyone who has read this encyclopedia will know.

Just as the dawn broke, the east was white. When the fifth bird poop fell freely into Li Tianyu's face, Li Tianyu woke up.

"Hey, haven't I already hung up? How can you still be conscious? ”

Just after asking himself a word, Li Tianyu used his left hand to lift his right hand and hit his right cheek, just enough to evenly fold the bird poop with a radius of 3.1415926mm into a creamy flatbread with a diameter of 1.618cm! "Wow! Could it be that Lao Tzu will resurrect the technique. Hey, no, I lost a quarter of the Silk Road yesterday, and I don't remember when I dressed like this. Uh, yes, I'm wearing the T-shirt from Metersbonwe in 1994 and the casual jeans from 1971 from Nagenweis. Li Tianyu said to himself.

"Young Master, Young Master!"

Suddenly, a shout came into Li Tianyu's eardrums with lightning speed. This was followed by a group of samurai with swords dressed like servants with horses, oh no, with horses.

Then the group of people sucked their eyes on Li Tianyu like a magnet. So he forced Li Tianyu step by step with a "young master".

Li Tianyu looked behind him, well, there was indeed no living thing. Then he raised the middle finger of his right hand and pointed to the 0.618 place on the bridge of his nose, and said to the group of soldiers (who are all about to refine the demon and fish monster): "Are you looking for me?" ”

"Yes, young master, you have been missing since yesterday afternoon, and it has been a full six hours now. The little one wants to die of your old age. Originally, the master thought that you would go to Xinghualou again, and when you arrived, you would be sent back by the boss, but when you arrived, you didn't see the young master come back, so you sent someone to Xinghualou to ask, but the boss said that you didn't come at all today. So, the master immediately ordered the whole city to search the young master's whereabouts, that is, to dig three feet into the ground, and also to order the brothers to dig up the young master, ah, no, to find it back. Now, the little one has finally met the young master. ”

I saw a servant dressed as a big brother wiping tears while talking. Looking at this scene, it seems that it has surpassed the scene of the victorious meeting of the Red First Army, the Red Second Front Army, and the Red Fourth Front Army in those years.

"Wow! This benevolent brother's acting skills are too high, right? I wonder if there is any hope of winning the Academy Award for Best Performance? However, that is also on the premise that Lao Tzu does not fight with him. By the way, is Lao Tzu as old as he says? Depend on! is still digging three feet into the ground, isn't this a curse Lao Tzu dead? Although Lao Tzu is dead now, I don't know if I'm dead. Li Tianyu is so purple in his heart (A Liang: It's not a repetition of words, it's a trend, understand?) thought.

"Young Master, what's wrong with you, what are you thinking?" Servant A asked.

"Oh, nothing, I'm remembering a great man named Albert Einstein! By the way, what year is today, what month and what day of the week? Li Tianyu asked with a smile in his heart.

"Huh? A dwarf silver silk carpet? Greatly? How many years? What day of the week? What the hell did the young master say? ”

I saw that the official A gave this sentence CtrlC+CtrlV to the official B, and the official C gave the sentence CtrlC+CtrlV to the official Ding, and the official Wu gave this sentence............... In the end, the eldest brother who took the lead saw that no one had CtrlV for him, so he directly deleted the behavior of the officials. (A Liang: Wrong, director, it's Shift+Delete) "Master, what's wrong with you?" What a big silver silk carpet? It is now the fifth year of Zhenguan, the eighth day of the sixth lunar month! The eldest brother who took the lead put on a very embarrassed bitter gourd face.

I saw that all the little shrimps below were nervously looking at the IQ ultimate PK of the leading brother and their young master, and a few people couldn't help but laugh, NND, hold it back for Lao Tzu, suffocate you! Wow, there are a few more bets on yes. Wow, the odds are 1:6, and they all agree that their boss will be K.O. their own young master. Fortunately, Li Tianyu didn't see it, otherwise he would definitely go crazy, and then he went to bet all the RMB on himself to buy his own win, and finally held a one-way hundred forums as the three debaters who played the debate tournament last year.

Because at this time, Li Tianyu's consciousness had already flown out of the eyes of everyone here, flew into the distance, flew to the white clouds on the horizon, and flew to the happy heaven, uh, the last sentence pinched goodbye!

"Wow, I actually traveled to the Tang Dynasty, and it was also the Tang Dynasty of Zhenguanzhi, the most developed in history, which I am most familiar with. Father, Mom, cheer for your son (Liang: ——! , if the middle-aged lost son can cheer, it can only mean that they have a problem)! We people, we are so happy today, we people, we are so happy today...... (Audience: Damn, how can you just go back and forth!) Li Tianyu said in his heart. He didn't notice that the officials had changed their gaze from the front to the side with a 45° squint.

"Uh-huh, young master......" The eldest brother coughed twice very experienced, yes, I didn't count it wrong, it was two, the first time the officials returned to the form of military posture, and the second time Li Tianyu fell from the clouds.

"Oh, Sauce Purple. By the way, let's not talk about this (Ah Liang: P, if this kind of topic can be talked about, all the officials will unanimously vote that their young master has that Tang Dynasty syndrome. Director: It's Down syndrome! Liang: Oh, yes, what is Tang Dynasty Lee syndrome! Director: Foaming at the mouth, falling to the ground, immediately committing Down syndrome), how did you find me? Li Tianyu hurriedly diverted the topic.

"Originally, the little one thought that the young master you went to Xinghualou to eat and listen to books, but later found out that you hadn't been there, so I sent my brothers to look for you everywhere, it is estimated that there are still a few classes of brothers looking for you now, and the little one later heard the fisherman say that there was a strong wind on the sea last night, and I was thinking about whether the young master would you, ah, you look at the little crow's mouth, fortunately, the young master, you are blessed with a great life, and you just slept on the beach, but, young master, let's go back now, so as not to worry the old lady." The big brother in charge replied very cooperatively.

Oh, Sooga , Lao Tzu thought that Xinghualou was the same nature as Yihongyuan, it turned out to be a restaurant, NND, why do you have such a sexy name? Lao Tzu was still a virgin in his previous life, I don't know if it's now. But then again, yesterday, ah no, thousands of years later, when Lao Tzu jumped into the sea, it was clearly calm, but then it seemed that there was indeed a huge whirlpool sucking me, wouldn't it be that this handsome guy and I were transfigured at that moment? Wow, how much centripetal force does it take, and how many typhoons do you have to use?

"Young master, young master, ......" The eldest brother who took the lead said embarrassed again, and his face seemed to have a few more black vertical paths than last time.

"Oh, what's that, pass the order to Young Master Ben, ah no, pass the order, and go home immediately." Li Tianyu pretended to be B and ordered.

"Young master, do you go and wash your face first, if you go back with this dignity, the little one will be scolded to death by the master." The eldest brother who took the lead said in a resentful tone.

"Oh, yes, I'll go wash my face, make a facelift, stick a cucumber, and then we'll go home." As he spoke, Li Tianyu walked to a small beach, picked up the water with both hands, and began to sort out his remains. (Li Tianyu: Wrong, it's grooming.) You NND! Ah Liang: Your grandma, Lao Tzu is right, that's right, and if you are crazy for a while, you will be given OOXX by a group of servants! Li Tianyu: Big brother, I was wrong, you see that our book must meet the requirements of eight honors and eight shames, right? Liang: Well, that's just like words! Well, then you give them to OOXX! Li Tianyu: Damn, Lao Tzu stinked you in the Tang Dynasty! Make a name for yourself in 21st century history textbooks! Liang: NND, when I didn't say anything! "Wow, is this me?" Could it be that Lao Tzu was really so handsome with long hair in his last life! ”

I saw a hibiscus-like face reflected on the surface of the water, ah, no, it was a paw face that was both delicate and polite (Li Tianyu: NND, didn't you use the Sogou Pinyin input method?) Liang: Yes, it's still version 9.9! What's wrong? Li Tianyu: Since it's not Wubi, why do you code the melon seed face as a claw face! Did you do it on purpose? A Liang: Oh, this, it's a pure mistake, I recently ordered to write too much about chicken feet and fried melon seeds, a mistake! Li Tianyu: ~#@#¥%...*&! ), a pair of eyebrows like Shang Fang's sword (Li Tianyu: Oh, that's pretty much it!). A Liang: I'm talking about the fish in "Nine Sesame Officials: White Bread and Blue Sky". Li Tianyu: I*@#¥%...... Count me not asking! ), there are eight-sevenths of the spirit, oh no, seven or eight points are similar to Li Tianyu in the 21st century, and his height is almost the same as in his previous life. However, under the shroud of a white shirt and a head of hair (Li Tianyu: Under the shroud? I'm @#! ￥%… Liang: You don't have to say it, it's a compliment! Li Tianyu: Big brother, your contribution to the rhetoric and wording industry is indeed too much to write! Liang: Uh-huh! No, it's hard to count! It's a derogatory term! Li Tianyu: Eyes are spinning, foaming at the mouth, another late-stage patient with Li syndrome in the Tang Dynasty! Compared with Li Tianyu before, there is no most handsome, only more handsome.

"Have you noticed that the young master has changed today, the young master used to be so wooden, never spoke much, and every time he spoke, he didn't exceed 5 words, and he frowned all day long, his eyes were very sharp, how do he feel like a different person now." The official C said secretly to the official Ding.

"Shhh, you don't want to mix it up, be quiet, the young master is walking in front, beware of being heard by the young master and go back to dip your pig cage." Then the officer Ding said to the officer C in a voice twice as high as that of the officer.

However, our young master didn't hear it, because he was sitting on the BMW with the lead brother (and TOYOTA, why don't you just come to an automatic HONDA!). He placed the index finger and thumb of his right hand on his chin and thought thoughtfully. Then, after a while, the eldest brother asked a question, and in the end, all the officials voted unanimously to approve their young master's amnesia.

"Is it because of those few bubbles of bird feces, I said why there is no bird poop in the young master's mouth, it must have fallen into the mouth of the young master who was snoring, so that the young master first lost part of his memory, (audience: and then lost part of his memory, right?) Liang: Yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes and then lose all the memory, so simple, I don't know! But don't worry, after reading Ah Liang's book, you will definitely become smarter! Then incontinence. The servant who walked to the left of the eldest brother in the lead thought to himself.

"The young master really still has a problem, it can't be that he was blown by the sea breeze last night and broke his head." The big brother also put the index finger and thumb of his right hand on his chin, thinking thoughtfully.

Then, the officials in the back first looked at their young master, and then turned their heads to look at their boss mechanically, then at their young master, and then at their boss............ It is estimated that it will not take a while for them to collectively shout in unison: "The new machine is dug once, and the code is one, and he is one!" (Ah Liang doesn't know what it means, it's normal for ordinary people to not understand it.) Then put his right hand in front of his body flat with his pistol-shaped palm facing down, of course, his left hand was inserted into the left pocket of his pants (don't ask Ah Liang why he has pockets, Ah Liang doesn't know, ask them to go).

Crow + Li Tianyu drove a BMW + the officials led the horse + the leading brother flew over empty-handed************