315, Jeju thief?
Zhou Quan thought badly, he thought that these two Japanese envoys, since they were envoys, should be proficient in Chinese, but he never thought that these two were just here to ask for directions, and they themselves had their own ghosts, although they could barely understand Chinese, but they could not communicate smoothly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Therefore, even if Zhou Quan deliberately bit the words very clearly, these two Japanese envoys are still inexplicable, only among the array boys who followed Zhou Quan, some of them have heard that he cleaned up the Goryeo envoys, and they showed a knowing smile.
"You ...... Who is it? ”
After a while, Yuan Weiyi had experienced military affairs and was regarded as a model of samurai, so he came out and asked.
Of course, I asked in Japanese.
Zhou Quan's brows furrowed suddenly, and before he could speak, Ji Chun next to him shouted: "Is there anyone who can speak human words, who can understand this gurgling bird language?" ”
"I ...... I...... I'm a translator......"
A trembling voice sounded, Ji Chun looked down and saw that the speaker was under his feet and was trampled on by him.
Just now they came in, and in order to relieve the danger, they knocked all the Japanese envoys and retinue to the ground, and this interpreter was also one of them.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I stepped on you." Ji Chun said this, retracted his feet, helped the man up, and patted the dirt on his body.
The interpreter didn't notice that in this short process of patting the soil, Ji Chun had already touched all the places on his body where the short blade might be hidden, and he also showed a look of enjoyment.
This guy is very bad, Zhou Quan quietly moved two steps away from him, lest this guy have a problem and want to touch himself twice.
"What did the two barbarians say, and are you a Japanese barbarian or a Song man?" Ji Chun asked again.
The interpreter smiled bitterly: "The villain is also Japanese...... Japan is not a barbarian, and like China, it is a country of civilization and etiquette......"
"Japan is also a civilized country and a country of etiquette? Then do you have Yao Shunyu, do you have Zhou Gong Confucius, do you have Laozi Zhuangzi, do you have Lu Ban Mo Zhai, do you have Ban Chao Huo Quai, do you have Li Bai Du Fu, do you have Ouyang Xiu Su Ziyou? ”
Ji Chun's series of questions have come to the fore, he has read a little bit in the past few years and used some brains. But all he asked were Chinese people, the Japanese could only shake their heads, he asked one, shook his head once, and when Ji Chun finished asking, he thought that he could finally cite famous people in Japan, but Ji Chun spread his hands: "Look, you don't have any of these, so you are barbarians." ”
"Our country has its own heroes, for example...... For example...... For example, this time the deputy envoy of our country, his ancestor Shangyuan Yoshiya is brave and unparalleled, and his name is known all over the world, and he is called Hachiman Taro, who once killed ......"
"Wait a minute, you said that his grandfather's name is known all over the world, why don't I know, do you know?" Ji Chun interrupted the other party's words.
The array teenagers behind him shook their heads.
"Look, we don't know, and the people I just said, do you know, do these barbarians behind you know?"
The envoys who were sent to the mission, even if they were not proficient in Sinology, always had some understanding of Chinese history, and most of them had heard of the list of names, and they could even tell a few allusions to these characters. The interpreter had the intention to deny it, but he also knew that he couldn't deny it, so he could only smile bitterly.
So Ji Chun came to the conclusion again: "So, you Japanese are barbarians, barbarians translate, what did the two barbarian envoys say just now?" ”
He was not only verbally taking advantage of the Japanese envoys, but one of the characteristics of diplomacy at this time was to compete for fame. If there are several countries in the Central Plains side by side, they will have to fight for the right time. Ji Chun's words were so unrefutable that the interpreter couldn't refute them, so he gave up the treatment and gave up on himself, anyway, he was not an official envoy, just a translator sent.
"The two envoys asked you what you were doing and why you were beating people as soon as you came in."
"If you are allowed to run to my Great Song Dynasty to sue my family, we are not allowed to beat you here? A barbarian is a barbarian, if you don't read Confucius, you don't know how to repay virtue by directly reporting grievances! ”
Zhou Quan heard that Ji Chun was still playing tricks, and he was a little impatient: "Okay, okay, I know that you have read a lot of books in the past few years, don't talk nonsense with him, tell them my identity, and make them come to worship me!" ”
Ji Chun giggled, and then said, "The person next to me is the ...... of the Great Song Dynasty."
He reported Zhou Quan's official name in one go, and finally it was "Zhou Gongquan's person", the interpreter had actually guessed it, but he still couldn't help but gasp.
In their mission, Zhou Quan's name is known to everyone, and they all know that they came to Song this time to hope that Song Guo would exert pressure and not allow this Zhou Quan to support the Jeju thief.
It's so young and so handsome......
Even the second envoy they sent was the same young and outstanding in Japan, but in front of Zhou Quan, he became old and obscene.
"This old man of the Great Song Dynasty is ...... Master Zhou Quan! ”
The interpreter introduced Zhou Quan to the Japanese mission, and it was difficult for him to write down Zhou Quan's dozens of words of official envoy name.
Then the Japanese were gasping for air.
Like the interpreter, they couldn't believe that the minister of the Song State, who had puzzled the entire Japanese government and the opposition, would be so young.
Yes, and so handsome.
Although some of Japan's aesthetic styles at this time, due to the backwardness of their local culture, they were also influenced by some of Li Tang's dross, which made people feel uncomfortable, for example, women were beautiful with blackened teeth, and men combed all kinds of strange hair buns. However, they can still make the right judgment about whether young people are handsome or not. And the Japanese are so beautiful, so even if Zhou Quan is the biggest enemy of the Japanese mission this time, at this moment, they are still heartbroken.
"Under ...... In the following is the Japanese embassy is the envoy Ping Zhongsheng, the official residence and the head of the right horse, the inspection of non-violations, to meet the Zhou system! After staying for a while, Ping Zhongsheng bowed down sincerely.
"Under is the deputy envoy source for righteousness......"
The two introduced themselves and translated them into Song, and after listening to them, Zhou Quan nodded slightly. The Japanese not only did not think he was arrogant, but took it for granted.
Originally, by virtue of his appearance, it was enough to make the Japanese exclaim "beautiful boy", but in fact, he completely relied on his own talent and strength to give birth to the vast lord of the East China Sea.
"I once met Ye Chu, a retainer of Zhou Zhizhi, and I was impressed by Ye Jun's talent and demeanor at that time, but now I haven't seen him again for more than a year, I wonder if Ye Jun is okay?" Pingzhong Shengdao.
Of course, Ye Chu is good, although he has completed the handover with the Liao State, as the left Ye Chu is still in Suzhou City of the Liao State, the magnates of the Liao State and Goryeo are not at a good time, and they have scolded him, and now he is not lacking beautiful women.
"He's okay, he's doing something for me." Zhou Quan replied slowly.
But then Ping Zhongsheng said another sentence, which almost made Zhou Quan crooked his nose angrily: "My sister secretly promised Ye Junfang, she also misses Ye Jun very much, and hopes that Ye Jun can visit her again when he is free." ”
"You have a chance to say this to him directly." Zhou Quan said.
"Yes, yes, I came to the Great Song Dynasty this time to appeal to the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, asking for the mercy of the Son of Heaven of your country, and stop dumping your country's goods to the contemptible country...... "Ping Zhongsheng said solemnly.
"I see that the clothes on your body are made of cotton, and they should be the objects of the Donghai Chamber of Commerce. On top of your left wrist guard, there is a small palm mirror, which can let him tidy up his appearance at any time, which is also the goods sold to your country by the Donghai Chamber of Commerce. Your country has demand, and the Donghai Chamber of Commerce has production, the two are a match made in heaven, why stop it? Zhou Quan asked rhetorically.
Ping Zhongsheng was suddenly embarrassed.
Yuan Weiyi coughed and said with a serious face: "Any country has its own rules and laws, and Jeju thieves smuggled Song goods and evaded national taxes, which was its first crime; Collusion with our traitors and disturbing our country's superiority and inferiority is its second crime; Unauthorized occupation of mines and theft of mining veins in our country is the third crime......"
He gave them one by one, which surprised Ping Zhongsheng, who originally looked down on this greedy and rude guy, but now it seems that he is still a little careful, and his eloquence is quite good.
If he is Zhou Quan, I really don't know how to face this series of questions.
In the end, what was exchanged for a faint sneer, that kind of very contemptuous and disdainful sneer, as if everything Yuan Weiyi said had no value.
"Your Excellency, what do you think of these crimes of the Jeju thieves?" Yuan Weiyi felt that he had the upper hand, and said after counting the charges.
"What is a Jeju thief?" Zhou Quan asked rhetorically.
"It's the Donghai Chamber of Commerce."
Zhou Quan smiled faintly and didn't speak, just glanced at the other person beside him.
That person was Dong Changqing.
He took a step forward and said, "Very good, you just fabricated so many charges for the Donghai Chamber of Commerce, and you also called the Chamber of Commerce a thief, I have written down this matter." Next, let's discuss the crimes you mentioned, the first one, the Tokai Chamber of Commerce sells goods to you Japanese, and all transactions are carried out outside of your Japan, so why should you pay taxes? Second, have you ever sent a letter to inform our country of the traitors confirmed by your country, and have you ever asked the Great Song Dynasty to condemn them as sinners? The third sin, who are you talking about and what evidence is there? ”
What Dong Changqing said was a quibble, but what he said was reasonable. The Donghai Chamber of Commerce is very careful in doing things, and it is not dizzy by gold, so although it knows that all this is true, strictly speaking, neither of them can be charged with the Donghai Chamber of Commerce.
"The Donghai Chamber of Commerce, in our country according to the law, pay national taxes, enthusiastic about public welfare, so it has a very high reputation, is the son of the Song Dynasty official family, and has also been given the four words 'public service and law-abiding', but you slander it as a thief and fabricate crimes, this is not only an insult to the East China Sea Chamber of Commerce, but also an insult to my family, to the Song Dynasty, to the entire Central Plains. When you came to the Great Song Dynasty, you didn't dare to come to see the envoy of Haizhou who was ordered to adjudicate the affairs of Goryeo in Japan, but tried in vain to infiltrate the Beijing Division, with ill intentions, and according to the law of the Great Song Dynasty, you should be driven away from the border...... Come! After Dong Changqing finished arguing, he suddenly raised his voice and shouted loudly. (To be continued.) )