Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Restaurant Goes Crazy
Drunken Immortal Building is actually not in the South City, although there is a liquor store in the city at that time, but it can only sell wine, no food, if you want to drink, you need to go to your home or in the workshop.
And the drunken fairy building is in the nearest Xiushan Fang from Nanshi, this is the most prosperous Fang District in Luoyang, there is no one, Chefang wine shops can be seen everywhere, in addition to many Persian Hu people opened shops, of course, there are some looks very plain in the house, in fact, it is a place for men to have fun.
Although the name of Zuixian Lou is Lou, it is actually a small wine shop, but this store is very well-known, because what is sold here is the most prestigious good wine in Datang, such as Yingzhou Fushui, Wucheng Ruoxia, Xingyang Tuguo Spring, Fuping Shijing Spring, Jiannan Burning Spring and so on.
In addition to selling wine, there are also some dishes to accompany wine, although the dishes are not as good as the palace banquet, but they are also meat and vegetarian matching, the color and flavor are complete, and it looks appetizing.
Of course, the customers who come to the restaurant to drink are the same as the people who go to the bar now, just for the sake of drinking, but not much about the food.
However, today Li Jingye and his team were attracted by some rare dish names: "Roasted Eggplant", "Scrambled Eggs with Leeks", "Braised Mutton", "Braised Carp", "Called Chicken" and so on.
"What kind of dish is this? We've never seen or heard of it. Li Jingye grew up in Luoyang, and he called himself a know-it-all in Luoyang, and he had been to this small drunken immortal building countless times, but when he heard the names of these dishes at first glance, he couldn't help but be confused by the second monk, so he had to ask the doctor suspiciously.
But I saw that the doctor said proudly: "This son doesn't know, half a month ago, I Zui Xianlou new owner, this new owner Qin Si is exquisite, can be what people can't, teach me the chef of Zui Xianlou made a lot of new dishes, it is said that they are from overseas, these dishes are the name of the villain, Gongzi don't look at the name of these dishes, but the taste is excellent, all the people who taste it are full of praise, Gongzi can see, I Zui Xianlou is overcrowded, in fact, most of them are for these new dishes. ”
"Oh? That being the case, today this son must not try it, doctor, will be all the new dishes in the restaurant on a plate, if it can fit the spleen and stomach of this son, after going back will definitely be recommended for you. Li Jingye was full of pride, waved his hand, and said to the doctor.
Then the doctor only thanked him, but he did not leave.
Seeing this, Li Jingye couldn't help but be puzzled, and shouted: "My son has ordered the dishes, why don't you go quickly?" ”
But I heard the doctor respectfully say: "It's not that the villain is lazy, it's really because the new dishes in our shop are almost twenty, and the price of the new dishes in our shop is very expensive, and the cheapest ones also have to be consistent money, and the noble ones can have five dollars, if they all come up, I'm afraid there are seventy or eighty times, in addition, the new dishes are not easy to make, if all the new dishes are ready, lest it will be difficult to gather after the curfew, so the villain is bold, please ask the son to consider it a little, just try it, you don't have to be all on it." ”
Li Jingye was hesitating when he heard this, but he saw Li Xian on the side smiling and persuading: "Jingye, what the doctor said is reasonable, we only need to choose a few dishes to try them, if we wait until the dishes are ready, we are not afraid of curfew, and it is difficult to explain to the ancestors." ”
"Hehe, so-and-so is just joking with the doctor, how can he ask for all the more than 20 dishes? Today, since I came here, I can't afford this trip, here with Qilang as the respect, I will order a few dishes from Qilang, and then the newly brewed sword Nan Burn Spring to two altars, and then send orchids to accompany the wine, I will wait for the joy and disperse, I don't know if it is possible? ”
"Okay, that's it, the word dedication is quite my appetite." Li Zhan also agreed, lest Li Xian would not agree.
Li Xian saw that these two agreed, and he couldn't sweep away their interest, so he agreed immediately, so he ordered "scrambled eggs with leeks", "braised carp", "called chicken", and ordered some popular dishes in the Tang Dynasty, such as Hebei vinegar celery, sunflower leaf soup, cold pineapple vegetables, etc., and then according to what Li Jingye said, he asked for two jars of Jiannan to burn spring, and invited two waiters orchids to dance to help the fun, flow charm.
But there are always people in this world who have a lot of bad scenery, just when Li Xian and his party were drunk and enthusiastic, they suddenly heard a burst of laughter outside, and then the owner of the voice said: "What kind of bullshit is the poem that has been ruined in vain with such a mellow sword and a stunning and enchanting orchid?" It's not as good as a three-year-old child to learn the language, but he dares to show off here, and all the talented people in the world are dead? ”
"What kind of fanatic? How dare you speak outrageously! Although Li Jingye and Li Zhan are not very talented, but after all, they are noble, they have also received orthodox Confucian education since childhood, and under the influence of their fathers and ancestors, they are also roughly involved in the popular poems that should be made.
But I saw that it was a raunchy and unkempt young student, who seemed to be only sixteen or seventeen years old, and his face was not very clear, but his mouth was full of nonsense, which made people angry and secret.
Li Jingye and Li Zhan are powerful people, although they do not have the official authority of Li Ji and Li Yifu, but the anger is still not to be underestimated, the doctor has always been smart and steady, and at this time he felt a little unbearable, but the young descendant was not afraid at all, and said with a smile: "Is what you said a lie?" The poems written by you are sour and dull, lifeless, and they even praise each other here, and they don't know how to explain the word shame? Er Cao's literary talent is insufficient, and he is elegant, how can he not allow others to comment? ”
"Huh! How can you, a madman, know poetry? Dare to comment indiscriminately! , and go out, today my son is happy, don't worry about you, otherwise, you will definitely repay the old fist, and make you suffer. Li Jingye glared at the madman fiercely, shook his fist again, and threatened the madman.
Unexpectedly, the crazy victory didn't buy it at all, but laughed loudly: "You dare to beat me? Well, let everyone take a look, how virtuous is the current king Sun Guixuan? The literary style is not good, but the slander is stopped by force, I am just about to see, who are your descendants? There is such a good tutor! ”
"Er, you madman." Li Jingye was defeated by the other party, but it was difficult to do it, but he was choked by the other party's words, it was not to move, it was not to move, it was not to move, and it was extremely embarrassing to stand there.
At this time, he saw Li Zhan step forward and shouted, "Where did this madman come from?" Dare to speak disrespectfully, hehe, you say that we have no literary talent, I don't know what Erwencai is? Today, if you chant a poem, if your literary talent surpasses us, you are willing to admit defeat, otherwise, you will definitely eat my fists and feet. ”
"What's so hard about that?" The madman smiled, and in an instant he chanted: "There is no place for all actions, and you are looking for a unique king." The wine can be used for many months, and the clouds are floating outside the body. The white night is full of bells, and the wind is clear and clear. Sitting with the rest of the fun, it seems that he has not left the group. ”
"Huh? This ......" listened to the poem chanted by the man, Li Jingye and Li Zhan were all stunned on the spot, although their writing is not first-class, but they can judge the merits, compared to this poem, what they just did is really like what this madman said, just like a three-year-old child babbling.
"This person is only five or six years older than me, but the poems and essays he writes may not be able to catch up with me after studying hard all my life, so it's strange that this person is so arrogant, but he really has some ability." The two of them are above the top on weekdays, boasting of both civil and military skills, and today they really understand what it means to be truly talented, and they are all depressed.
"Hehe, what do I say? You don't have much literary talent, you don't deserve to enjoy this burning spring wine, enchanting orchid, or get out, don't be embarrassed here, remember in the future, anyone who sees my generation's real talent and learning, all of them can take a detour, so as to save yourself from humiliation today. The mad man was not at all polite, and he was about to go into the inner chamber and enjoy the service of fine wine and orchid beauties.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, a childish voice suddenly came from the room: "Wait." ”
"Huh?" Hearing this, he was stunned for a moment, but when he raised his eyes, he found that it was a young child, and his face couldn't help but be full of surprise, and then he smiled and said, "Who is you?" Why are you holding me back? Could it be that the poems I wrote are not good? Or can you make better poetry? ”
"Who I am doesn't need to be under the foot, but the foot alone with this poem is not allowed into my banquet, this son is not talented, willing to fight with the foot of the poem, if it belongs to the foot, then the banquet will be handed over, and if the foot loses, what should I do?" Of course, the young boy is Li Xian, in fact, when he saw that this person was eloquent and brilliant, he secretly applauded in his heart, but later saw that this person was very arrogant, and he didn't give up, and he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, so he thought about taking the opportunity to teach this person a lesson, so he spoke out to stop him.
"Hehe, wonderful, wonderful, does Mo Feier think that Er is the prince of Jiangzhou? It is the prince An'an, and he can only bow down to a certain willingly, but I didn't expect it, and this three-foot boy also dares to provoke, even so, a certain will give you a chance, as long as the poems and texts written by you are worth a certain half, a certain will be considered to admit defeat, Fang Er said, if you lose, you will send a certain banquet, if you lose, you will go to Er's house for three years, how? ”
That madman didn't take Li Xian seriously at all, so he repeatedly lowered Li Xian's standards, and at the same time made a very big bet, of course, in his opinion, this bet could not be lost at all.
"A gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase. Since you say so, you are full of confidence, and it is inconvenient to sweep away your interest, even so, you will chant a poem, please judge. ”
Li Xian saw that the other party was brilliant, in fact, he was really a little worried about it, but now he saw that the other party took the initiative to lower his standards for himself, but naturally he was disrespectful, and he agreed immediately, frowned slightly, then pushed open the window, pointed to the wild grass in the distance, and chanted loudly: "Leaving the grass on the plain, one year old and one withered." Wildfires burn inexhaustibly, and spring breezes blow and regenerate. Yuanfang invaded the ancient road, and the clear green connected the deserted city. and sent the madman away, full of farewell. ”
Li Xian just changed the king and grandson in a famous historical poem to a madman, and then pointed to the silent madman and smiled: "How? Is this poetry my victory? Thou art mad, please hurry. ”