"Battlefield Life" 13 (Throwing Stones and Asking for Directions)
Chili put away her thoughts, and was about to climb to Lengyue Mountain, but she stopped, hesitating which mountain to go, for the two mountains in front of her, the distance is almost the same, but the scenery is different.
Chili had already thought about which mountain she was going to take, and she wandered in place for another purpose, just because she heard the movement, as if it was coming for her; She stood still, gathered her fists, and was about to fight a tough fight.
One of the men sent out by the pig, one of whom was called the wine jug, was the eldest of his subordinates, and he led his brothers to ambush on the side of the two mountains, waiting for the pepper to enter the mountain, wanting to give her a "surprise".
But Chili was not fooled, she stood in place, although her heart was a little flustered, but she was calm, she held back the fear in her heart, she didn't want people to see her fragile side, so she kept being dull, like a frozen carving.
Wine jug: Brothers, stare the pepper to death, don't let her get away, otherwise, we won't be able to explain to the master when we go back.
One hand stared at the chili pepper, scared and funny: Brother Wine Keg, what's wrong with Sister Chili today? It doesn't feel like her style! Judging from the previous style, it was all hot, but today it is not wilting.
Flask: Hmph! Are you sure she's wilting? Aren't you thinking about what to do with us?
The little brother pouted: So, I'm just afraid, if she finds out that we are plotting against her, I don't know what way she will think of to fix us!
Pepper stood in a circle, the smoke and dust flickered, accompanied by falling snowflakes, she took a stone from the cover of confusion and held it tightly in her hand, she had locked the position, which was the direction of three o'clock in front of the left, and she threw stones to ask for directions to find out whether it was a human or an animal that she was afraid of.
The wine jug signaled the brothers to make some strange noises and pretend to be ghosts to scare the chili, but they were in the hands of the chili peppers, and the truth was found out without much effort, and the chili peppers finally breathed a sigh of relief~ If you are a person, you are not afraid, and you have never believed that there are ghosts! The ego relaxed its vigilance comforted.
The stone hanging in the heart fell, but the stone thrown out of the air hit a person, and the brother who was hit rolled from the hidden place, and the pepper was secretly happy, and the whirlwind legs were tied up around the branches, and after several entanglements, the branches and the trunk were set up like an arrow on the bow, and the slightest touch would implicate the entire mountain range, thus changing the direction of the wind and affecting the climate within a radius of several kilometers.
Pepper completed the trap layout in her heart, and the most unbearable thing for her was to be teased by people, every time she did, she would always try her best to retaliate, and the tricks of each revenge were also strange, and the tricks were endless.
The brother who was hit by the pepper throwing stones to ask for directions rolled along the ravine, and when he reached the bottom of the valley, he touched the trap set by the pepper, and a pin was broken by the brother who rolled on the stone, thus implicating the vines and pine bullets of the tree trunk group, and the whole forest was stretched upward, and its wind force was reversed, and a low and hot wind poured into the col, the soil and stones were loosened, and the people hidden in the depths also slid down.
Repeatedly rubbing the quicksand-like air and meeting the monsoon, a heat wave rushed from the valley floor, and the pepper took advantage of the cover of the fog to escape from the back of the mountain.
A group of people from the flask got up from the ground, as if they were puzzled: where is this? How it feels like the world is spinning.
The pepper swung on the vine-woven swing and slapped his hands twice: What? Do you still want to set up an ambush and plot like this?
Wine jug: Miss, I misunderstood, we wanted to surprise you, but where are you?
Chili: Forget what I taught you, the head must always be raised, and those who keep their heads down are people without dignity, and those who have no dignity will be insulted and trampled on by others.
The wine jug took the brothers with their heads and cautiously climbed towards the intersection of Lengyue Mountain, where the chili pepper was located, panting, and not forgetting to pat the sycoon and said: I said Miss, don't you be so coquettish, it's dangerous!
Chili: Coquettish? I don't see you in January, and the number of words is rising! Who taught you?
Keg: Who else, it's not your ruthless brother!
Chili: Ruthless brother, is he here? To be honest, I miss him so much! Did he say I was coquettish?
The flask climbed up to Chili with a group of brothers as if he were guilty, and said cautiously: I'm afraid you won't be able to see each other again in the future.
The pepper swings coquettishly from the swing to the ground: What's wrong?
Wine jug: There have been too many things happening in Cold Moon Village during this time, that is, the events of the past few days, it is simply a matter of human life!
Chili pepper looked very impatient: Brother Wine Keg, why don't you see you in January, you can't say it clearly, I always feel that some words don't make sense, forget it, let's let the stone roll brothers!
Shi Rolling stepped forward respectfully, for fear that if he didn't behave well, the chili pepper would make some hot tricks to him: That's the case~ Miss, isn't our family not compatible with the cold family, so our lord thought that Fang would impeach the post of Leng Feng Village Chief, but Leng Feng was angry but killed someone, and now their whole family is fleeing, I'm afraid they will never be able to go back to Leng Yue Village.
Hearing this, Chili was extremely disappointed, and flew out all the hidden weapons in his hand, hitting the secret mechanism of Cold Moon Mountain, and suddenly a gust of demon wind was unpredictable, pressing from the top of the mountain to Cold Moon Village, lifting the roof tiles of some people, and then generating a whirlwind, running towards Wori Mountain.
Dao Chengzheng was practicing Tai Strike with Ku Xue, and when he saw the wind coming, he struck the wind, kneading the whirlwind into a tornado and flying towards Yuantu Mountain; Yuantu Mountain has already installed a wind shelter, so as to use the wind generation to turn into a cannibal wind mouth, and fly to Malan Mountain, the head of Malan Mountain, Ma Rimad, is practicing with his son Brother Paoma, so as to bias the demon mouth wind to Snow Lotus Island.
The atmosphere of Snow Lotus Island was all immersed in joy, and it was impossible to prevent it, and a demonic wind took advantage of the peace and overturned the table that was about to open dinner.
Seeing this, all the people knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: begging God to protect Snow Lotus Island, the wind and rain will be smooth, and there will never be a disaster.
Some calamities are natural calamities, some calamities are man-made calamities, and prayer alone seems to be so weak that piety seems to be weak, so find an excuse to let the gods manifest themselves.
Jiang Baozheng led the bandit leader of Yuantu Mountain into the entrance, and when he suddenly saw the scene, he was also frightened, and couldn't help but fold his hands together, and read in pieces: Ask the Bodhisattva to bless, my daughter has successfully married, if there is any lack of supply, please give me a dream to .......
As he was talking, another wind with the smell of chili peppers suddenly came, and everyone was puzzled, only Xuelian was happy: it should be her coming!
The pepper is dressed up, dancing like an elf, the snowflakes on the body are shaken to the ground, and a spinning and flying silver dance is carried out, which makes people so indifferent and forget to return.
Flask: Miss, can you teach your brothers this trick, the brothers want to surprise you so much like this every time, but each time it is self-defeating.
Chili: Some things depend on talent and comprehension, you don't have to know everything, or should I be your lady? Say it quickly! What is the purpose of your mobilization to meet me this time?
Wine jug: Miss is Miss, the key point, how can you spare people, I stutter, let's let the stone roll!
Chili: Then you can talk about it~ Stone rolling, you are unlucky today, I don't know what your name is, I was hit by my stone, and I got a name, and I wronged you.
Stone rolling: My father is a stonemason, my nickname is Stone, and I haven't got a proper name for so many years, thank you Miss for giving me a name!
Chili: Well, yes, you know how to be grateful, you are polite, I like you more and more, let's say! Pick up the key ones.
Shi Dazhuo: Early this morning, the lord received an invitation from the owner of Snow Lotus Island, saying that he was going to attend his family's wedding banquet.
Chili: Isn't the owner of Snow Lotus Island the father of Snow Lotus?
Stone Rolling: I don't know!
Wine jug: That's right~ Miss, it's his house, you are classmates, I've seen it a few times.
As soon as Chili thought of this, she thought of what Xuelian had said to her at school before~ Because my father forced me to get married, I had to leave school early, maybe the unknown Ruyi Langjun was still not found, maybe we would never see each other again, but our friendship has been deeply seared in my heart and can't be erased.
As soon as Chili thought that Snow Lotus's wishful Langjun was going to be selected, he trembled in his heart, and he couldn't tell the truth, what is this heart-wrenching throbbing for, for whom?
Pepper thought of what Snow Lotus had revealed to her on weekdays, and she wanted to find someone younger than her, so as to suppress her wealth ......; My heart trembled again, and I couldn't help blurting out: It's not good!
Keg: Miss, what's wrong?
Chili: You really don't know where the Ruthless family has gone?
The wine jug shook his head with his brothers, and Chili pinched his fingers: Oh no, you go back to my dad in half of the people, and say that I have gone to Snow Lotus Island, let him come later, you have to wait for my dad carefully.
Flask: Order!
Chili: So be it! Immediately split up, the flask went back to pick up my dad, and Shi Roll set off with me!
So, the soldiers divided into two roads and marched towards Snow Lotus Island; The pig family is the most inconspicuous of the guests invited, but the pomp and circumstance are the largest, even surpassing the boss of Yuantu Mountain, which makes many people red in their eyes and black in their hearts.
Daocheng and Kuxue stood on Wori Mountain and looked around, and Daocheng smiled: such a pomp and circumstance will definitely lead to a fire.
Kuxue: Why does my father care about the affairs of the rivers and lakes? Moham!
Dao Cheng smiled: You guessed right, there is a big event within a radius of ten kilometers, how can I be missing, but I can't go this time.
Cool Snow: Why? Is my father worried about my injuries?
Daocheng nodded and sighed: First, I am worried about your injury, second, I am afraid of bringing up the grievances of ten years ago, and third, I don't want to be involved in a storm of watching the tiger fight across the mountain.
Kuxue: But I think you have to go this time!
Daocheng: Why?
Kuxue: First, someone else invited you, which means that you still have status and prestige in their minds; Second, you don't have to worry about my injury, I can take care of it by myself, if you go, maybe it will be of some help to find the andrographis; The third is that now the three mountains and two streams are dominated by their own, and a plate of loose sand drifts away with the wind, and in the end, the galloping that can't be taken away has to roar.
Daocheng: I see, then later, after I have cooked the medicine for you, I will set off.
Kuxue: You'd better leave early! Don't go late, you can't catch the meal.
Daocheng: I'm not going to have his meal, don't worry! Then I will go down on the last wave of hot air; You can't miss it.
Chili took the stone roll and a group of people stood on the pier of Snow Lotus Island, and when she saw someone coming forward to stop her, she knocked the blocker to the ground with a punch and a kick: Don't you have long eyes? Do you know who I am?
The beaten person got up from the dock and rubbed his eyes, like the second monk was confused, thinking that it was the lady of the mountain again, so he had to swallow his anger: You...... Who are you?
Pepper looked up to the sky and laughed, and the laughter was as clear as a silver bell: Haha......, I don't know who I am, take a closer look!
The dock boy hung his head, looked at it, and shook his head unintentionally: I don't know! If you have a name, report it, otherwise, I will be unkind to you.
Chili smiled disdainfully, but nervously scrupled: Haha......, I'm Chili! I don't even see it! Mocking the dock boy's brain.
The dock boy looked at each other and smiled, shook his head and nodded, and said: I'll go to your M's chili, Lao Tzu will give you another hot dog sausage, and he will slap the chili pepper and the others.
The stone rolled forward, the pepper flashed backwards, one and a half turned, took off his feet and attacked left and right, and then flew up and kicked the dockboy in the stomach twice, and then sent the shoes into the heel of the dock boy, and a smell of chili pepper spread like fermentation.
The two docks were overturned, so they had to kneel on the ground and lick the snow to relieve the spicy, and after some hard work, they found that the licked place was the pepper's feet.
The feet of chili peppers are as white as snow, but after being licked and washed by the two piers, the feet are congested and red like chili peppers, and they also exude bursts of stinky heat, spreading on the pier of Snow Lotus Island, which is full of wits and courage, amusement and fun.
Xue Lian had already seen the chili pepper coming, and she also brought someone from the backyard to greet her, and put a silk scarf fluttering on the chili pepper to welcome her.
Chili pepper and snow lotus hugged each other: You came just in time, look at your subordinates, make me angry~ Even the shoes have fallen off, you have to educate them well!
Xuelian: Forget it, I've seen it all, don't take advantage of it and sell hard for training, they don't have a hard time; Put on and come with me, or you'll catch a cold.
Chili: Hey, I told you if you're a member of my "death squad"! I haven't seen you for a long time, and I get tired of it when I see it.
Snow Lotus: Be quiet, I came out stealing!
Chili pouted and smiled at Snow Lotus: I'll just say, he's still masked, not like a bride, but like a killer.
Snow Lotus: Is there a female killer as beautiful as me? How happy the one who was slain should be.
Chili: Then let happiness be sprinkled with blood-colored romance!
Snow Lotus: What a mess of romance! Did you see that I was getting married, and I couldn't accept it, pan-neurotic petals?
Chili: Indeed, yesterday she was still a yellow flower girl, and tomorrow she will be the wife of rain and dew; It's you this time, and it's me next time; By the way, did you pick a good partner?
Xuelian shook her head: I picked a good one, but he didn't seem to like me!
Chili: Who is it? So cold and arrogant! I'd rather kill the mistake than let it go, if you can't make it, let it be given to me!
Xue Lian pointed to the coldness of the band's table playing gongs and fascinating: It's him! Do you look ~ handsome?