Chapter 294: Don't Take People Seriously
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Of course, there are many more important things in life than listening to stories, although Gu Jixuan and several other leaders of the Heaven and Earth Society also felt sorry, they still appreciated Wu Qiang's performance in dealing with the Inspection Division.
The superior must possess many qualities, this person can be generous, but not soft-hearted, indecisive, and the corresponding ruthlessness must be present, without losing the necessary principles, but also have extraordinary insight and a brilliant mind.
Taking into account all factors, Wu Qiang still has certain conditions, but he has no ambitions, a small wealth is peaceful, and his attitude of being obsessed with beauty really makes Gu Jixuan and others feel bottomless.
There was a lack of entertainment programs in ancient times, and many people hoped that Wu Qiang could continue to tell the story of the new version of Journey to the West, but because of Wu Qiang's previous resolute attitude, many people were no longer embarrassed to speak.
As long as you go all the way along the Dianpu River and turn into Dadian Lake, you will be home.
As the saying goes, a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own kennel. No matter how small and shabby Puguang Temple is, after all, this is the place where Puguang and Ling Yuqiang lived as teenagers, which makes them always have a special emotion.
During the journey, there was originally a new version of Journey to the West told by Wu Qiang to relieve boredom, and many people didn't think the journey was boring for a while, but since the incident of finding fault with the Inspection Division, Wu Qiang completely stopped telling the story, which made many people feel embarrassed.
As the initial audience, the three girls had already heard the second half of the most exciting havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and under the attraction of the follow-up storyline, the three girls took the form of drawing lots, and as a result, Ling Xiuzhu became a loser, so she came forward to ask Wu Qiang to tell the story.
After the incident of the inspection department finding faults, it created an illusion for Yu Qingyan and Ling Xiuzhu, and the two daughters thought that Wu Qiang seemed to be very dissatisfied with their performance, so they deliberately ignored them, but in fact, Wu Qiang was hiding from Qingjing.
Ling Xiuzhu didn't know why, thinking that she had annoyed Wu Qiang by saying a few words for those patrolmen, which made her feel uneasy and remorseful. Afterwards, she also carefully considered Wu Qiang's words, and felt that it was still reasonable, after all, rebellion could not tolerate the slightest soft-heartedness.
After Wu Qiang listened to Ling Xiuzhu's cautious request, he originally wanted to refuse very simply, but when he saw Ling Xiuzhu's eyes were a little red, and he looked like he was about to cry, knowing that the little girl had a knot, he couldn't help but feel a little soft-hearted.
"Okay, I can go, but I have conditions." Faced with such a good opportunity, Wu Qiang naturally wanted to ask for a little benefit.
"Brother Wu, please say, as long as I can do it, it's no problem." Hope immediately rose in Ling Xiuzhu's heart, because in her mind, Wu Qiang's conditions should not be too harsh.
"I only have two conditions, first, I will only tell you stories, so you can't leak the news. 【】”
Ling Xiuzhu felt that this one was too simple, so she immediately rushed to say, "Of course this is no problem." ”
"Second, last time Jiang Fang gave me a hard blow, I was actually injured, but it wasn't as serious as the injury, and then I gave it to you, which made it worse for me, and when I released my hands in the past two days, I felt a faint pain." When Wu Qiang said this, he also pretended to make a painful expression.
Ling Xiuzhu couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Brother Wu, are you okay?" ”
Wu Qiang said with a bitter face: "I can't tell you stories in the past two days, let's talk about it when I recover from my injuries." ”
Ling Xiuzhu seemed to see through Wu Qiang's intentions, so she had to follow him and say, "What do you say?" I wonder if I can help? ”
Wu Qiang was in the middle of it, thinking that he was waiting for your sentence, so he pretended to be embarrassed and said: "The thing you did for me last time was only half done, I just had a little reaction, and you gave me a ruthless one, if only you could finish it for me this time." ”
Ling Xiuzhu was stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately, and couldn't help blushing and said angrily: "Aren't you able to do this kind of thing yourself?" Hmph, don't think I'm so young and easy to deceive, you're bullying me at all. ”
Wu Qiang simply said shamelessly: "If you don't want to, forget it, I'll tell you a story when I recover from my injuries." ”
The last time she faced Wu Qiang's big guy, Ling Xiuzhu's face was warm and heartbeat, and she was so nervous, thinking that she would have to face such a scene this time, she felt more and more nervous, but after hesitating again and again, she still gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, when will it start?" ”
Actually, she still has a strange mind, after the last time she saw Wu Qiang's big guy, she had a dream that night, maybe subconsciously she still has the psychology of reliving such a scene again.
Because of the experience of being half-baked last time, this time under the guidance and training of Wu Qiang, Ling Xiuzhu started quickly. Recently, Wu Qiang has had some intimate and ambiguous actions with Yu Qingyan, Jiang Fang, and even Xiaoli, and he has long held back a fire in his heart, otherwise he would not have made a fool of himself today and asked Ling Xiuzhu to do this kind of thing for him.
At least Wu Qiang has not lost the bottom line and destroyed Ling Xiuzhu, a minor Lori, but since she is regarded as a partner in the second half of her life, when Ling Xiuzhu is not yet an adult, it doesn't seem too much to let her solve the physical needs of her future man with her hands.
After a long time, Ling Xiuzhu slowly helped Wu Qiang wipe it clean, and then put away the handkerchief full of dirt, and said faintly with a red face like dripping blood: "Brother Wu, is it okay?" ”
Wu Qiang just hummed softly, and Ling Xiuzhu said again: "Are you comfortable?" ”
"Very good, you go back first, I'll rest for a while and I'll go." Wu Qiang kept squinting his eyes when he spoke, as if he was enjoying the moment.
Ling Xiuzhu hesitated, but still helped Wu Qiang tidy up his pants to prevent his bad things from continuing to be exposed to the air. After Ling Xiuzhu walked out of the hatch, Wu Qiang's face couldn't help but show a satisfied smile.
Out of the cabin, Ling Xiuzhu came to the side of the ship, ready to clean her handkerchief, before taking out the handkerchief, she first subconsciously sniffed her slender jade hand, just now Wu Qiang made the dirt on her hand. Although she had a disgusted expression on her face, she didn't really hate this taste in her heart, of course, this was due to Wu Qiang.
Just as Ling Xiuzhu took out his handkerchief and was about to wash it, a hand suddenly stretched out next to him and snatched the handkerchief away. Ling Xiuzhu was unprepared, and when she wanted to grab it back, the other party had already jumped away laughing.
"You crazy girl, give me back the handkerchief." Ling Xiuzhu couldn't help but be ashamed and anxious.
Jiang Fang said disapprerovingly: "Sister Xiuzhu, how are things going?" Did Brother Wu promise to tell us a story? ”
"Give me back the handkerchief first." Because there was a secret on the handkerchief that was difficult to show, Ling Xiuzhu was very nervous.
Ling Xiuzhu cared so much about a handkerchief, which attracted Jiang Fang's attention, she took a brief look at the handkerchief, and found that it was wet and had some white viscous liquid, and couldn't help but say strangely: "Hey, what is this?" ”
Jiang Fang's actions almost made Ling Xiuzhu want to find a crack in the ground to get into, and she explained very embarrassedly: "This is ...... Oh, I got a cold, I just wiped my nose with a handkerchief. ”
"No, snot doesn't seem to smell like this." Jiang Fang looked at it and even sniffed it.
Ling Xiuzhu almost fainted, her heart was almost collapsed, but she still had to continue to lie: "The same rice raises a hundred kinds of people, not everyone is the same, maybe the taste of my snot is more special." ”
"Okay, I'll give it back to you." What Ling Xiuzhu said was not unreasonable, Jiang Fang didn't dig into it, so he returned the handkerchief to Ling Xiuzhu.
Ling Xiuzhu took the handkerchief and hurriedly squatted on the side of the boat to clean it, and couldn't help but feel sad in his heart, and said secretly, Brother Wu, Brother Wu, I was really killed by you, just like you often say, my festival also fell to the ground.
Hearing that Wu Qiang agreed to tell the story, after Jiang Fang returned the handkerchief to Ling Xiuzhu, he got into the cabin where Wu Qiang was, which startled Wu Qiang, and at the same time secretly praised Ling Xiuzhu's carefulness, otherwise his important parts would be shown to others.
After Jiang Fang entered the cabin, he asked urgently, "Brother Wu, when will you tell us a story?" ”
Wu Qiang heard that the person was Jiang Fang, so he said with confidence: "I'll go over now, I'll only tell you, you are not allowed to tell others." ”
"Don't worry, my mouth is very strict, hey, what does it smell?" Jiang Fang subconsciously sniffed.
"What's the smell?" Wu Qiang heard that Jiang Fang had a dog nose.
Jiang Fang sniffed again and asked, "Brother Wu, do you also have a cold?" ”
Wu Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then admitted: "Yes, I had a cold last night." ”
Jiang Fang said with concern: "Then do you have a serious cold?" Do you need me to get you some medicine to eat? ”
Wu Qiang disguised himself: "I know a little bit of medical skills myself, and I still have special drugs in my hand, have you forgotten all this?" ”
Jiang Fang patted his little head and said, "I forgot about this, then you get better quickly, I'm still waiting to hear your story." ”
After Jiang Fang left, Wu Qiang couldn't help but wonder why Jiang Fang had to think that he had a cold.
Wu Qiang talked about Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and after being pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, he jumped directly to the plot of the movie "Journey to the West", as for the plot of Sun Wukong going to the West with Tang Seng to learn scriptures, it was relatively bland and was abandoned by Wu Qiang.
Originally, Wu Qiang's version of Journey to the West was more exciting, but now the plot has jumped to the movie "Journey to the West", Wu Qiang only told a beginning, and the three girls were deeply attracted by the story.
In later generations, Wu Qiang had a little bit of motion sickness and seasickness, the situation was not serious, the last time he went to Suzhou and this trip back to Puyuan Temple, he did not have this reaction, probably this is the benefit of crossing, but he loves to sleep along the way.
The third daughter also wanted to hear the story, this time Ling Xiuzhu played a little trick, claiming that she had an upset stomach during the menstrual period, and for the welfare of everyone, Yu Qingyan personally came out to invite Wu Qiang.
Originally, Wu Qiang was mentally prepared, thinking that Ling Xiuzhu would come over, so that he could enjoy her little hand service again. When Yu Qingyan appeared, he immediately realized that it must be Ling Xiuzhu who retreated from the battle and fooled Yu Qingyan.
Under the faintness of Se Lingzhi, Wu Qiang felt that Yu Qingyan was better, anyway, she had already agreed to be a maid and adapt to her own work in advance, which was also natural. However, when Wu Qiang made such a request, he was rejected by Yu Qingyan.
"At the beginning, you personally promised to make me a room ring, and you can flatter that inspection, but you don't even want to do this kind of thing for me, so what is the use of me asking you to be a room girl?" Wu Qiang was annoyed, so he used the last inspection to find faults.
Yu Qingyan's tears immediately fell, and she tearfully defended: "The plan last time was arranged by you, and I did that to confuse the enemy, if you think that I am virtuous, then I have nothing to say." As for my refusal to do such a thing for you, it is because I want to find a suitable opportunity to give myself to you in a dignified manner. ”
Wu Qiang couldn't help but feel an inexplicable sarcasm when he heard Yu Qingyan's words, but he didn't want to say anything hurtful, so he just said coldly: "No need, let's forget about it." ”
"What do you mean......"
"You don't have to grieve yourself, give me some kind of roommate."
"What?" In Yu Qingyan's impression, Wu Qiang is still a relatively good talker, but she didn't expect that her reasonable request caused such a big reaction from Wu Qiang, which suddenly made her a little flustered. "No, I don't agree, just because of this, you don't want me?"
"You're wrong, I can't afford it." Wu Qiang was very annoyed by Yu Qingyan's attitude, thinking that she had already been worn by Chen Qiliang, so what kind of hypocrisy was she?
Yu Qingyan found that Wu Qiang was really angry, stepped forward and hugged Wu Qiang, and said sincerely with tears: "Brother Wu, I was wrong, you can do whatever you want me to do, even if you want me now, I will give it to you." ”
Wu Qiang looked at Yu Qingyan's appearance of pear blossoms with rain, and his heart couldn't help but soften, and Yu Qingyan, who was at the level of an absolute national goddess in later generations, now knelt at his feet, and a sense of pride of conquest rose in his heart.
From Yu Qingyan's clumsy methods, Wu Qiang can see that she has no experience in this area, which means that she was only forced to have a chat with Chen Qiliang at the beginning, and Chen Qiliang has never enjoyed her service in this way, and after getting this result, his heart is much more comfortable.
After a long time, Yu Qingyan walked out of the cabin with tears, she subconsciously sniffed her hand, and suddenly had a disgusted expression, walked to the side of the boat and took out a handkerchief to clean, but someone next to her snatched the handkerchief.
"Hey, Sister Qingyan, why do you catch a cold too?" Jiang Fang immediately found out that the handkerchief was on the clue.
When the handkerchief was snatched away, Yu Qingyan couldn't help but spin for a while, and he didn't know how to explain it, and when he heard Jiang Fang say this, he had to get off the donkey and said, "Yes, I may have caught a little cold when I slept last night." ”
Jiang Fang threw the handkerchief to Yu Qingyan, and said with some confusion: "It's really strange, you, Brother Wu, and Sister Xiuzhu, why do you all catch a cold?" And the runny nose tastes the same. (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.