Chapter 211: Amazing
Zhang Fang has a very bad impression of the chamberlain, these people, physically disabled, mentally deformed, staying with them is like dancing with a snake. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoIn particular, these people are prone to urine leakage because the ureter organs have been removed, and the body always exudes a bad smell. In order to cover up this smell, they usually wear strong sachets, some with incense powder. As a result, the smell was masked, but the fragrance was unusually pungent, like a dancing girl with heavy makeup in later generations......
At present, the thin chamberlain who reprimands the palace maid is this kind of thing.
When Zhang Fang and Xu Xin appeared, the chamberlains turned their backs to them, but the palace maids saw it and hurriedly knelt in a circle.
The chamberlain also knelt down and begged for mercy when the palace maids were taken by his obscenity, and his arrogance was even stronger, and his voice was raised an octave: "When the two noble servants come to conduct random inspections, when they see such a situation, how do you want our family to explain, huh?" What's your name? ”
"The maidservant, the maidservant is called the moon lotus ......"
"How long has it been in the palace?"
"Three-month ......"
"Who's under it?"
"It's me."
While speaking, a palace maid slowly stood up with a calm expression: "Yuehe is my maid, and I have joint responsibility for the damage of the lantern, and I am willing to redeem it." ”
At this time, Zhang Fang and Xu Xin had already approached, and as soon as the palace maid stood up, she couldn't help but be amazed by the eyes of the two of them.
This palace maid is about ten years old, very tall, slender, and cold, she just stands quietly, giving people a sense of pleasing to the eye.
Xu Xin couldn't help but whisper: "...... An increase of one point is too long, and a decrease of one point is too short; If it is powdered, it is too white, and Shi Zhu is too red; The eyebrows are like green feathers, and the muscles are like snow; The waist is like a bundle, and the teeth are like shellfish......"
Zhang Fang couldn't help laughing and said, "The son of the owner? Wouldn't it be too much of an exaggeration? ”
Xu Xin recited Song Yu's "Deng's Disciple Lustful Fu", and the description of "the son of the owner" in the text is extremely beautiful. In Zhang Fang's view, this is actually a concrete expression of the golden ratio of the ancients.
As we all know, the more the golden ratio of the face and body, the more beautiful it is. And the palace maid in front of her is like the reappearance of the son of the owner in Song Yu's pen. With Zhang Fang's critical eye, he has to admit that this is the woman he has seen since he wore the Han Dynasty, regardless of facial features and figure, the most in line with the golden ratio. So she doesn't look amazingly beautiful, but it's very comfortable and durable.
Everyone has a love for beauty, including imperfect people. The chamberlain also stayed for a while when he saw this palace maid, and suddenly sneered: "It turned out to be a good envoy, but he was kind-hearted, but I don't know how many lanterns you can pay for 800 yuan a month?" ”
These lanterns are all silk for the table, copper for the inside, not counting the labor is not less than 200 yuan a piece, counting the labor is more expensive, 800 yuan is really not enough to pay a few.
The little palace maid named Yuehe suddenly began to cry. And the good envoy bit his lip and frowned lightly, which is such an unconscious action, which is also very beautiful.
The waiter continued in a shrieked voice: "Look at you are pitiful, our family is soft-hearted, and we can't see a woman crying, so it's okay to take care of you, but it's ......"
The chamberlain beckoned the envoy to step forward and brought his thin face closer. The envoy frowned and took a half-step back.
Zhang Fang only saw the back of the waiter's head, but it was not difficult to imagine his expression at this moment. The waiter whispered a few words, and Zhang Fang vaguely heard some, but he didn't understand much. However, Xu Xin took two steps forward, eavesdropped, suddenly covered his mouth, turned his head and said to Zhang Fang: "This dead eunuch actually wants to play with food." ”
Now Zhang Fang understands it, and he is lying in a big groove! Opposite? This eunuch is really disgusting, blaspheming the beauty, why not!
The envoy's face was also flushed, and he took a few steps back, brushed his sleeves and turned around.
This time, the chamberlain finally heard that there was someone behind him, he was annoyed and angry, turned around and roared: "Where did you come from to kill talent, you dare to eavesdrop on ......" Before he finished speaking, he knelt on the ground and sifted chaff all over his body.
Xu Xin smiled, slowly rolled up his sleeves, and had another chance to repair the eunuch - because his father Xu Jia had also suffered Shi Xian's secret loss, mentioning this eunuch in the mansion was called a gritted tooth. This directly affected Xu Xin, and he also hated the eunuchs, although he couldn't help the big head, but for this little minion who was sent to the door and stepped on, would he let it go?
The eunuch has a new repair, Zhang Fang naturally will not go to join in the fun, he carefully inspected the lanterns, it was indeed bitten by the rats, and it was unbearable.
Zhang Fang put down the lanterns, and said to the palace maid named Yuehe with a pleasant face: "These lanterns are indeed unusable, but they should be miskept, which is the responsibility of Shang Fang (Ling)." Why did you bring this remnant out? ”
Yuehe cried: "Then Shang Fang coaxed me, and didn't let me take a closer look at things, so he let all the inner supervisors move over......"
Now I understand, this is the Shang Fang Agency's side to use this little palace maid to come to the new place, unfamiliar with the procedure, and transfer the responsibility. If Yuehe didn't sign for these remnants, it would be Shang Fang's responsibility, but if she signed for it, it was her responsibility.
At this time, the envoy said in a low voice: "It's strange that the maid is too busy and doesn't take care of everything, and the envoy wants to punish me, so please punish me." ”
Zhang Fang turned his face to look at her, smiled, and said the same thing: "Your eight hundred dollars are not enough to be punished." ”
Zhang Fang now knows that the good envoy is not her name, but the rank of the palace lord. The harem of the Han Dynasty is divided into three levels: queen, concubine and concubine, in the Wudi Dynasty, there are only eight levels, but in the Yuan Emperor period, it is directly extended to the fourteenth level, the highest level is the queen, the following are Zhaoyi, Jieyu, Jing (female side) E, Ronghua, Chongyi, beauty, lover, eight sons, seven sons, long envoys, young envoys...... The fourteenth level is divided into six grades, which are Wujuan, Republic, Yuling, Baolin, Good Messenger, and Night One. The good envoy is the lowest level, but it is the lowest level, and there are still 100 stones in the annual eclipse, which is comparable to a county master book.
That's why the chamberlain said that the monthly case is 800 yuan (100 stones, 80 stones), which comes from this.
I have to say that Emperor Yuan put all his mind on this, and it is enough - no wonder he is so premature.
Theoretically, all women in the harem are quasi-women of the emperor, but in fact, only those who are above the beloved are qualified to serve the emperor. Those who are long envoys and young envoys have the same functions as the female housekeepers of the palace, and they basically cannot get the emperor's favor. And when it comes to the fourteenth level, it is completely equivalent to calling the Yahuan.
The good envoy is only the lowest level of the official lord, and there are more who have no official lords below, like Yuehe, her name is "family son", and her position is comparable to fighting food, which is equivalent to the county official, which is the lowest level of palace maids in the entire palace.
The above knowledge, as a member of his relatives, of course Zhang Fang has to know.
"We all want to be punished!" The palace ladies asked in unison.
Over there, Xu Xin had already trained the waiter to be like a dog, and with the last flick of his sleeves, the waiter jumped with his head in his arms.
"Hey......" Zhang Fang stretched out his hand to say something, but it was too late, he looked at Xu Xin, who was happy and shook his head three times in one step, "What a scapegoat, let you go." ”
Xu Xin was stunned: "Oh......"
"Okay now, we're in charge of this." Zhang Fang spread his hand and looked at Xu Xin, "What do you think?" ”
Xu Xinman didn't care: "It's just a few lanterns, forget it, and you can't see a few." ”
The good envoy hurriedly said: "No! ”
Zhang Fang nodded: "Shang Fang's office knows about this matter, and Fang Cai's inner servant also knows, so it's hard to guarantee that he won't reflect it upward...... At that time, we will be fine, at most we will be reprimanded by the Shaofu Order, but these palace ladies will suffer. ”
The envoy looked at the handsome and understanding young man with gratitude, and nodded vigorously: "That's right. ”
Xu Xin scratched his head and said, "Then how about we pay for the Shang Fang Department to repair it?" ”
The good envoy and the palace maids said in unison: "Thank you two lieutenant envoys, this matter is our responsibility, and I dare not let the two lieutenant envoys spend money." ”
Xu Xin laughed, pointed at Zhang Fang and said to the palace maids: "Do you know who he is?" Chang'an's first ......"
The word "rich" was truncated by Zhang Fang before it was exported, and said lightly: "This is the responsibility of the Shang Fang Agency, we don't take it for others, and we don't mention the matter of paying for repairs." Don't need the broken lanterns, let's make something new, which can not only complete the task, but also make Your Majesty happy. What do you think? ”
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(Thanks to Feng Meng, Caizhu, Cold Frost Red, Rin Xi, Specializing in Brush Big Face, Little Fat, lyb2200, wo Love You for Life, Purple Electric ☆ Green Frost, L Blue Black, Mo Qin Mo Qin, The Soul of the Dragon Prince) (To be continued.) )