Chapter 408: Such a trick

But it was said that Sai Xi Shi and the turtle princes were waiting for Zhu You to seize the silver in the hall, and after a short while, they suddenly felt sick to their stomachs. At first, it was just a dull pain, but soon it was like a kink in the intestines, and the pain was unspeakable, and there were typical symptoms of diarrhea.

As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, and as soon as this internal urgency comes up, even the gods can't stop it. Although everyone knows that this is the palace, they don't dare to make a mistake easily, but this stomach is not angry, and they can't pull their pants in the main hall! So they ran to the courtyard one after another, wanting to find a palace maid and ask where the toilet was.

But as soon as I came out, I was dumbfounded, it turned out that the so-called "Houmen is as deep as the sea", this Qin Wangfu is not fancy to see the building, but the scale is very grand, and the courtyards that enter layer by layer extend in all directions, and I don't know where it leads.

What's even worse is that the huge palace is silent at the moment, and everyone is looking for it again and again, but they can't even see a figure. Some turtle males, who were really uncomfortable, couldn't help but shout loudly: "Is there anyone? We want to go to the toilet! ”

But no matter what they shouted, no one came out to take care of it. After a short while, these people could not bear it any longer, and if they did not find a place to pour, the dam was about to burst, so they had to scatter in all directions, and like headless flies, they found latrines in the palace.

But just as they were wandering around, suddenly all the courtyards erupted in shouts at the same time! With this shout, nearly a hundred Qin soldiers who were ambushed in the wing room broke out of the door, rushed up, and surrounded these unlucky guys, and couldn't help but say that it was a burst of punches and kicks, and scolded while fighting: "Bold fanatics, dare to trespass into the palace!" ”

These turtles were already suffocating and about to explode, and if they were beaten again at this moment, how could they still hold it, and immediately "poof, poof, poof" sprayed all the way, and the feces and urine flowed together, and the smell was unbearable. At this moment, although the body is full of punches and kicks, but the bottom is relieved, this is really called "pain and happiness"!

Of course, the quality of Qin Bing's individual soldiers is not covered, they have to carry out strict physical training every day, and everyone is as strong as an ox in the morning, and it is a basic skill to open bricks with one palm. At this time, seven or eight people beat one, so can there be a good one who is beaten?

The turtle princes were soon beaten and wailed, begging for mercy while explaining: "We are not villains, we are guests of the palace!" We didn't mean to break in, we were looking for a latrine..."

"Fuck you!" The Qin soldiers scolded in their mouths, but they didn't stop for a moment in their hands, "Just rely on you, the eight thieves, who are also worthy of being guests of the palace?" Your Highness asked you to wait in the hall, who let you break in casually? The palace is important, and there are many female dependents, and trespassing is a capital crime! Don't be polite with this kind of thing, fight to the death! ”

Of course, the Qin soldiers had already received Zhu Youzhen's orders, and they were still measured. Otherwise, not to mention twenty turtle males, two hundred would have been killed long ago. Rao is like this, the turtles are still beaten to the point that their bones are broken and their tendons are broken, their heads are broken and bleeding, and they are lying in the muddy soup mixed with blood and feces and urine, and no one can get up.

If you want to talk about the smart one, it's still the old Bao Sai Shih. She also knew that it was extremely inappropriate to go to the toilet in the palace, and in a hurry, she wanted to quit the palace first, find a random wall root to solve it, and then come back. Fortunately, the main hall was not far from the gate of the palace, so she covered her stomach and trotted, and soon arrived at the gate.

But Li Laiheng, a Qin soldier who was on duty here, stopped Sai Xishi with open arms, and said with a smile: "You are a guest of Your Highness, why are you leaving before Your Highness has returned?" ”

"The slave family is not leaving, the slave family wants to go out..."Sai Xishi's old face was flushed, she was a woman anyway, in front of so many young men, wouldn't she lose face if she said such a thing as running out of stomach, so she still refused to say it.

But Li Laiheng didn't give up, and he must ask her what she was doing when she left the house. Sai Xishi was already holding back a cold sweat, and finally had no choice, so he had to say truthfully: "The slave family is uncomfortable, I want to make it easier, and I hope the general will let the slave family out quickly!" ”

When the Qin soldiers guarding the gate heard this, they all laughed uncontrollably, and they were ashamed of themselves.

After laughing for a long time, Li Laiheng sank his face and said disdainfully: "Your Highness has an order, let you wait in the main hall, how bold are you, dare not take what His Highness said seriously?" Tell you a shameless old thing, don't say that your stomach hurts, even if you want to lay eggs, you have to lay eggs in the main hall, don't think of half a step out of this mansion! However, tsk, with your kind of goods, I'm afraid I won't be able to do anything good, hahahaha! ”

Sai Xishi listened to the buzzing of his head, and in the flash of his heart, he knew that he was the way of this prince. Otherwise, even if it is easy to eat bad stomach in the summer heat, how can more than 20 people have diarrhea at the same time? Why didn't the palace guards let them go to the latrine?

But it was useless to understand in my heart, but the chemistry in my stomach was more and more violent. Sai Xishi's face with heavy makeup was originally white, and at this time it was even more white as paper, and finally he didn't pay attention, and he came out with a "click". Out of professional habits, she usually always pours incense powder on her body, but no matter how strong the incense powder is, she can't hide the smell of, and everyone around her frowns and pinched her nose, making a Sai Xi Shi so ashamed that she can't wait to hit her head to death!

It was only at this time that Zhu Youzhen appeared leisurely in the courtyard, pretending to be unaware and said, "Huh? What's the matter, didn't the king tell you to wait in the hall, why did you all come out? Hey, 'Mom', why do you have such a bad complexion, and what smell does you still have... Hey, how did you do it, you actually defecate in the king's house! ”

Sai Xishi still tried in vain to explain two sentences, but Zhu Youzhen didn't do it this time, so he immediately turned his face and said angrily: "Come on, escort these shameless things to the hall for me!" ”

The Qin soldiers immediately dragged these guys back to the main hall like dead dogs. Zhu Youzhen was not as gentle and elegant as the first time, and scolded while slapping the table: "You dogs are really daring, you dare to spread wild in the palace!" Sai Xi Shi, when you opened your mouth, you asked this king for 400,000 taels of silver, and this king promised you? I didn't expect you to have to in the palace! Do you really think this king is easy to bully? If this king does not teach you any more, will you not ride on his head and pull it? Come on, give me twenty slaps! ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Laiheng jumped over with great interest, and immediately opened his bow left and right, rewarding Sai Xishi with twenty golden big mouths. After the fight, I looked at Sai Xishi, more than half of my teeth had been knocked out, and his face was swollen like a pig's head. At this time, she could only make a muffled sound with a "whin", but she couldn't say a word.

"Your Highness, do you want to fight again?" Li Laiheng refused to give up.

Zhu Youzhen waved his hand impatiently and said, "That's it!" After all, she is Yuanyuan's 'mother', for the sake of Yuanyuan, this king will spare you this time! The king has already taken the silver, and it is outside, so let's pay it now! ”

Although Sai Xi Shi was beaten violently, he was still conscious. At this time, seeing that Zhu Youzhen also admitted the account, it was really a blessing in misfortune, and he hurriedly shook his head a few times with tears in his eyes, and then struggled to stand up, and wanted to go out to move the silver.

"Wait!" Zhu Youzhen smiled gloomily and said, "You haven't calculated your expenses in the palace yet, let's settle this account first!" ”