There was an unusual guest at the inn, for he came often, and always swayed by, with thick but short legs, and a big round belly, like a waddling she-goose about to lay eggs, with a fat face that could sweat profusely with a little walk.

This fat guy is not simple, he is an official, and the official residence is called Liu Luogu, many people here know him, because he is very eloquent, every time he comes to the inn to eat, there is always a group of people sitting on the high table to listen to him talk about the things in the court.

Ordinary people know very little about officialdom, because there is no timely media coverage, and what they generally know is outdated for a long time. It is rare that someone is willing to speak, so Jiang Zhongxun, Jiang Caiping, Wang Lun Wanda and others will gather around to listen with great interest.

In fact, this Liu Luogu is not what anyone wants to say, mainly because he wants to be handsome in front of Jiang Caiping, as long as Jiang Caiping is not in front of him, he is too lazy to speak, on the one hand, he feels bored, and on the other hand, he sweats profusely as soon as he opens his mouth, which is quite difficult.

As long as Jiang Caiping is there, his two-colored little eyes will keep moving on Jiang Caiping's sensitive parts, and he is reluctant to move away from even eating, causing vegetable water to leak out of his mouth and be covered with stains. Jiang Caiping sometimes found out that she would be embarrassed to leave, but the others didn't notice this.

But this did not escape Liang Xingfa's eyes, because he was not interested in squeezing into the crowd to listen to what he already knew, and disgustingly felt that there were too many people, obstructing air circulation, and it was easy to get infectious diseases.

It's a pity that Liu Luogu's understanding of Liang Xingfa is completely out of shape, he thinks that Liang Xingfa is a hillbilly with no desire for knowledge and no self-motivation, and the most hateful thing is that others worship him so much, but Liang Xingfa is so disdainful, so he decided to make Liang Xingfa tidy.

On this day, when Liu Luogu sat at the dinner table, he shouted and started talking, and the surrounding diners immediately surrounded him.

He shouted at Liang Xingfa: "What about the bartender, why don't you serve me tea quickly, do you want to make me mad, I won't talk about it when I'm mad." ”

The diners next to him became anxious when they heard this, and they also angrily urged Liang Xingfa to pour tea quickly, not to sweep their Yaxing.

The customer is God, Liang Xingfa follows this principle no matter where he does business, not to mention that there are so many gods here that he can't afford to offend, so he hurriedly served them tea and poured water.

Liu Luogu only needs a little water every time, and he can drink it in one sip, but he has to wait until Liang Xingfa is far away and shouts loudly to him to come over to add water, which makes Liang Xingfa run back and forth, which is more tiring than running five kilometers of cross-country.

If Liang Xingfa hadn't seen him frequent and very generous in rewarding Jiang Caiping, he would have turned his face with him a long time ago.

Liu Luogu thought that his insight was outstanding, and telling Liang Xingfa some current affairs news was purely to promote him, so he made a more excessive request, asking Liang Xingfa to massage his shoulder, which was regarded as Liang Xingfa's reward for him.

Originally, Liang Xingfa was unwilling, but he couldn't resist the persuasion of everyone, especially Jiang Zhongxun, Jiang Caiping and Wang Lun, they said to Liang Xingfa: "It is also very beneficial for you to listen to national affairs, and the rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband." ”

Liang Xingfa had no choice but to reluctantly massage Liu Luogu, thinking to himself: "I know more than this dead fat man, listening to his nagging is a waste of time." ”

Liu Luogu took a sip of tea, cleared his voice, and said to the eager crowd: "Today we will talk about the first fierce general of the dynasty, An Lushan. It is said that An Lushan's parents thought that the two couples were infertile when they did not have An Lushan, because they had not laid eggs for many years of marriage. Later, his mother went to Zhalao Mountain to pray, and soon there was An Lushan, thinking that it was all the credit of Zhalao Mountain, so she called An Lushan Zhalao Mountain. Immediately after his father died, his mother remarried the Turkic general An Bo Note, and changed her name to An Lushan. ”

Liu Luogu drank saliva to wipe his sweat, and continued: "An Lushan should have been sent by the gods of Zhan Dang Mountain, he is quite powerful. The body is obese, weighing three or four hundred catties, and he actually moves like a rabbit, his body is as light as a swallow, and his martial arts are strong. Ordinary people have three or four hundred pounds, let alone jump, and it is difficult to even walk. What's even more powerful is that he is proficient in the six Chinese languages, which can be called both civil and military, and he soon made great military merits and was promoted to the Pinglu military envoy. This is not the most powerful, what is even more amazing is that once in the palace, a group of palace maids danced to entertain Yang Guifei and Tang Xuanzong, which really made them very happy. But An Lushan's skills were itchy, saying that the palace maid was not dancing well, and he wanted to challenge those girls. ”

Liu Luogu deliberately paused when he said this, drank saliva and rested for a while.

But the crowd was filled with eagerness and asked what would be the result of their challenge?

Liang Xingfa knew how things were developing, but he didn't keep quiet, and looked at what the surnamed Liu said.

Liu Luogu thought that Liang Xingfa was also begging him to hurry up with a begging expression, so he said proudly: "Of course, this challenge is won by An Lushan, who is both civil and military." He used a weight of three or four hundred pounds and a big belly like a water tank to provoke the most difficult and popular Hu Xuan dance. It was very funny, and Yang Guifei and Tang Xuanzong laughed on the spot. It's been a long time since they've seen anything so ridiculous. An Lushan took this opportunity to ask to worship Yang Guifei as his godmother. As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter, and even the palace maids and eunuchs laughed out of their noses. Because An Lushan is half as old as Yang Guifei. However, An Lushan still succeeded, who made Yang Guifei high-spirited, everyone was happy. ”

Everyone sighed and said that An Lushanba's acquaintance with Yang Guifei, who is loved by thousands of people, must be about to soar.

Liu Luogu said that An Lushan is now serving as the envoy of Pinglu and Fanyang, as well as the envoy of Hebei Province, the imperial historian, the general of Zuo Yulin, and the king of Dongping County.

He thinks that his super idol An Lushan will soon be able to become the prime minister, and at that time the whole country will be decided by An Lushan, and the most beneficial person will definitely be him, a super fan, who will undoubtedly blossom and grow.

Everyone congratulated him in advance on his early move.

Liang Xingfa believes that Liu Luogu follows An Lushan so much because they are both obese people at the end of the world, and standing together is Hefei.

What Liang Xingfa didn't expect was that Liu Luogu, who had already had a group of wives and concubines when he reached middle age, was undiminished, and brazenly proposed to Jiang Zhongxun to accept Jiang Caiping as a concubine, and said that being his concubine had the right and money, which was many times better than opening an inn, and Jiang Zhongxun's family should feel extremely honored.

Jiang Zhongxun looked very embarrassed, Liu Luogu's family conditions are indeed very good, everyone hates poverty, but it is a little too aggrieved to marry and be a concubine.

So he didn't make his own opinion, but first asked Jiang Caiping's opinion for the first time.

Jiang Caiping didn't express any opinions, and didn't even bother to inquire about Liu Luogu's basic information, and directly left a disgusted expression and expressed her refusal.

Liu Luogu, who has always been very proud, looked very irritable, and in his eyes, Jiang Caiping, who had a humble status, was simply stupid.

However, what made him even more irritable was that Liang Xingfa said to him: "An Lushan can't be the prime minister, and you don't have to send those daydreams." ”

Liu Luogu said to Liang Xingfa with disdain: "You hillbilly who faces the loess and has his back to the sky knows a lot, and you don't know a single big character, how can you talk crazy about the affairs of the court." ”

Everyone was scared into a cold sweat and was at a loss.

Especially Wang Lun, worried that Liang Xingfa would not end well if he provoked the official, and signaled him to stop making a noise.

Liang Xing invented that there are tigers in the mountains and are biased towards the tigers, and no matter how much he drops, he will frustrate Liu Luogu's spirit, so that he will not always think that all the girls in the world are going to fall in love with him.

Liang Xingfa asked him if he dared to gamble with him, a hillbilly, with the method of agitation?

Liu Luogu said: "Gamble, gamble, read that you are a common man and a junior, let you come up with the question, so that others will say that I am not able to win by bullying the small." ”

Liang Xingfa said: "It's easy to say. In this way, let's bet on whether Tang Xuanzong will make An Lushan the prime minister. If not, you won't be allowed to enter this inn from now on. If it is sealed, Jiang Caiping will be your concubine. ”

Liu Luogu laughed, and the fat on his face trembled like a wave. Of course he was happy that such a good cheap one was automatically sent to the door, and he thought that it would take a lot of effort to get Jiang Caiping.

Then he asked Liang Xingfa if he was the master of Jiang Caiping?

Liang Xingfa also laughed and said, "Do it." Before, both father and daughter had said that everything would obey me. Right, Uncle Jiang? ”

Jiang Zhongxun was silent, and everyone took him as a tacit.

Jiang Caiping was very disappointed when she saw Liang Xingfa using her to gamble with others, and turned around and ran back to the room.

Wang Lun, his wife and the Li family all persuaded Liang Xingfa to change his mind, in case he lost the bet, he would not be able to live with Jiang Caiping, and more importantly, he would sacrifice Jiang Caiping's lifelong happiness.

Wanda and the other guests treated their bets with a lively attitude, and whoever won or lost was an after-dinner conversation for them.

Liu Luogu drank a few glasses of wine and left quite satisfied, going back to dream of a double harvest of money and beauty.

Everyone kept blaming Liang Xingfa for not being rash, and who to bet with was not good, and he wanted to bet on the officialdom with the official.

Liang Xingfa understood their feelings, and they were also well-intentioned, so he didn't argue with them and laughed it off.

He walked straight to Jiang Caiping's room, comforted her, and relieved her.

She didn't wait for him to speak, she sobbed and said, "You've given me away to someone else, and you're coming to see what I'm doing." Aren't you afraid that others will catch you and dip in the pig cage? ”

Liang Xingfa said: "Who said that I was going to give you away, and I was reluctant to kill me." I'm here to save you. The main thing, of course, is to save myself. If you're snatched by someone else, I'll be devastated. ”

Jiang Caiping said: "Then why do you have to bet with others." Don't be lucky, not every time you are lucky. ”

Liang Xingfa walked over and hugged her Chu Chuxiang shoulder and said, "If you don't bet, how can you let that nasty guy leave, I'll be jealous when I see him sticking to you." And how could I do something I'm not sure of. ”

Jiang Caiping asked him: "Who can predict the general trend of the world, you are not Zhuge Liang in the next life, and you are not a person in the officialdom, where does your self-confidence come from?" ”

Liang Xingfa said: "My little girl, have you forgotten that I have the ability to predict the future." ”

Jiang Caiping said: "Those are all small things, and you can guess some correctly, but this time it is a big thing, who dares to guarantee that you will be able to guess accurately." ”

Liang Xingfa said: "In the same way, that guy may not be able to guess accurately." ”

Jiang Caiping just wanted to say, but he was an official, but he stopped talking. She knew that arguing meaninglessly would only add to her sadness.

Liang Xingfa stroked her soft back and said that he would never give up on her, in case he really lost, he would cut himself first, as for whether she was willing to be martyred, it was up to her to volunteer, anyway, he didn't want to see her in pain.

She hugged him tightly, and though she still didn't believe he could win, it was the only consolation.