"What else can I do, I'll tell you the truth, in fact, there are big people in our heavenly court, and that big man manages the whole Qiankun, we gods and those birdmen in the West can only follow his rules, two thousand years ago, those birdmen in the West also sent a missionary surnamed Ye, and played a trick of resurrection, although their faction was carried forward, but it annoyed the big people above, so it was later stipulated that the gods could not appear in the world, and our side expressed dissatisfaction, The big guys also gave us a chance for balance, but it also stipulated that we could only find a spokesperson, and we couldn't do it myself, didn't I just find you! ”

"Oh, that's what happened, hey, no, our legendary Seven Fairies have gone down to earth or something, so how do you explain it?"

"Didn't you say it yourself, that's a legend! It's just a kind of people's good wish, not to mention far away, take you as an example, have you ever seen Bai Fumei marry a three-wheeled coal deliverer? ”

Lao Huang's words are too obvious, too, it seems that the legend is unreliable, so if you want to marry Bai Fumei, you should wash and sleep, and after listening to Lao Huang's explanation, the hawker also roughly understood, but now the problem is that this old fairy seems to be wasted, and what can only be solved by himself in the future, "Why am I so miserable!" ”

But although Lao Huang can't go by himself, he can come back, and others are in front of us, "Lao Huang, you think of a way for me, what can I send to Old Man Li to solve his personal problems of clothing and travel?" “

"You let me think about it, by the way, if you have a holiday, you will wear formal clothes, you can get two sets for him to show off!" The old yellow cigarette smoked his spirits, and he also began to give ideas to the hawkers indiscriminately!

"Uh....that's what we wear for the holidays.,At most, I'm going to buy a new one, it's all this style!" The vendor pointed to the clothes on his body and showed them to Lao Huang.

Lao Huang scratched his head depressedly, "Don't you have a dress or something?" Of course you poor devil don't have any good clothes, and you big people wear this? “

"It seems to be yes, but I think about the dress you said, although we civilians all wear this, but the army has a dress, how about I make a few sets of military dresses for Old Man Li?" Thinking of the handsome vendor in the military dress, he looked at Lao Huang with burning eyes.

"What else, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, you'd better prepare a few more styles, I'm afraid that one style will be troublesome if Lao Li Tou doesn't look at it!"

"Then you decided to wear it so happily?"

"Well, so be it, how to solve this aspect of travel? I catch a divine beast to pull a cart in the sky, but I see that your car seems to run by itself, why don't you get one for Lao Li Tou? ”

"I've also considered this, but there is one thing you have not found, we are driving and riding in the car are equal, you must know that we have a very powerful old woman who has also got a car before, but she let the driver kneel to drive, I am afraid that Lao Li Tou also has this thought, you must know that I must drive the car to make a demonstration, if I let me kneel to drive, I will definitely open a ditch for him!"

"Then there is no car that sits higher than the car?"

"Yes, yes, you look at the bus running on the street, the driver is indeed lower than the passengers, but that thing is a car pulling forty or fifty people, how can it reflect his self-respecting style when it is given to Old Man Li?"

"Then dismantle all the other seats, just keep one, I don't believe I can't change it!"

That's right, the peddler slapped his thigh, he used to look at the problem with his own eyes, now that we have money, wouldn't it be good to go directly to the car factory and let the family change it, you look at your brainless "Lao Huang, I doubt that you are a lucky star!" I love you to death! Not today, tomorrow, tomorrow I will contact the bus manufacturer to modify one for me, haha, money, I love you to death! ”

The old Huang Dynasty peddler pouted, "Okay, there are ways to do things, the rest is the problem of money, the matter of opening a store has been inquired, how to solve it, don't worry about it, just give me 20 million funds, in the future, you don't just bring gold, but also get some jade or something, I estimate that the gold in the Tang Dynasty is not enough for you to bring disaster!" ”

"It's not all about you, you see people passing through, just take a calligraphy or painting in ancient times or something back can buy millions of antiques, even if it is a new painting in the Tang Dynasty, cross it on the side of the antique, I'm good, whatever you bring is fresh, I can't do the antique business, and I don't want to pour some gold and silver!" For Lao Huang's words, the hawker responded with a complaint!

After listening to the hawker's words, Lao Huang was surprised, "Whose crossing is so good, and it still takes time to precipitate?" So how did he bring modern objects over? Not afraid of the process of crossing the ashes? Isn't that! After finishing speaking, Lao Huang suddenly smiled evilly at the vendor, "Dabao, you said that those who travel with time precipitation, will they become tadpoles in the process of crossing?" ”

For Lao Huang, the huckster directly ignored it, this hooligan fairy! But Lao Huang really can't explain the question he asked! It stands to reason that since there is time to precipitate when you wear it later, how can you solve this problem? After thinking about it, the peddler had to attribute these to the protagonist's golden finger, and there was no other way to explain it!

The cigarette butt burned his fingers, and the hawker woke up, Nima himself had nothing to do with other people's hearts, or think about how he fooled Lao Li, taking advantage of the space to pick up the goods in the afternoon, the hawker rarely got on the network, "Lao Huang, you said that I gave Old Man Li a dress, is it the mustache that looks good, or the Yuan Datou wears the good-looking, or the black cloak and red belly pocket of the Star-Spangled Banner?" ”

Lao Huang heard the hawker call him, moved a bench to his side, stretched out his head to look at the computer screen, the hawker flipped the picture left and right to show him, looked back and forth several times, and finally Lao Huang spoke: "You can watch it yourself!" ”

The angry hawker wanted to pick up the ashtray and give it to him, but before the hawker had a seizure, Lao Huang hurriedly answered, "Actually, you can buy a set of them all, so that Lao Li has a headache!" ”

The raised ashtray freezes in the air! The peddler thought for a while, "Yes, the people who get rich really can't keep up with the change of identity, and they still look at it with the concept that they used to buy clothes and only buy one piece to wear for three years, and now that we have money, we can say that we can buy it. Buy. Bought"

Since I thought about the hawker, I contacted the seller directly on the Internet, roughly thought about the height of the old man Li and chose an XL number, and was ready to place an order directly when I remembered that this was for the emperor, and I had to be cautious to ask the seller if I could make it, and I asked if I could, then it was customized, but I had to measure the height or something, this product didn't want to see Lao Li Tou now, of course, in order to save trouble, the store had to let him choose the material, then directly choose the best to make the average size, and after the matter was done, the transfer was done directly, and I was waiting for the receipt!

PS: Ask for a collection! Collect!