Seeing the lively scene, Luda remembered that today was the Dragon Boat Festival in May, and couldn't help but laugh at himself in his heart, forgetting such a traditional festival to the back of his head.

So Luda bought three pillars of incense and five candles from the stall, held them in his hands, and moved to the Daxiong Treasure Hall step by step with the crowded crowd.

It took more than half an hour to squeeze into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, lined up behind many pilgrims in front, waiting to burn incense, snort, and pray in front of the Buddha.

At this moment, Luda found that among the more than 20 monks who meditated and chanted scriptures in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, there was a monk who always raised his head from time to time and looked at the big girls and little daughters-in-law who burned incense and worshiped the Buddha.

Luda doesn't know that today's White Horse Temple is no longer a pure land of Buddhism, there is ugliness hidden everywhere here, and murderous intentions are buried everywhere.

In recent years, the incense of the White Horse Temple can be said to be more and more grand, and it can be said that the grand occasion is unprecedented, but I don't know if it can be stopped.

The reason why the incense of the White Horse Temple is unprecedented, it is all thanks to the Buddha of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

In the end, the special spirit of Guanyin of the White Horse Temple, as long as the heart is sincere, it is responsive, as long as you make a grand wish, it is guaranteed to make you satisfied, and it is more satisfying to meet the back.

If a young woman or daughter-in-law of someone's family does not give birth to a child, she will burn incense here a few times, or stay for a few nights, then go home and wait for confinement and hold the child.

There is such a miracle in the world, don't believe it.

It turns out that the monks of this White Horse Temple are not good birds, everyone is a bad seed, clean those sperm donation and fertility things, of course, they use not the primary productive force of science and technology, they use the overlord clause - hard bow.

The current presiding officer of the White Horse Temple is called Huiru, and his nickname is the copper-headed Arhat.

Since Huiru took over as the presiding officer of the White Horse Temple five years ago, he had a few of his close disciples dig several tunnels in the abbot's room, and the destination of the tunnels is the guest rooms where the pilgrims stay.

Because there are many people who come to the White Horse Temple to worship incense from afar, on the first and fifteenth days of the new year or the birthday of the Buddha, the Bodhisattvas will stay in the temple for a few days before and after the anniversary of their ordination, and those who come to exalt the dead will stay longer.

So Huiru, a bald donkey, had a crooked heart and dug up a tunnel, leading to the men's room for money, and leading to the women's room for the sake of color.

Most of the people who were able to stay in the temple were rich people, although the rooms in the temple were not hotels, and there was no room and board fee, but you had to donate, and you couldn't donate less.

Despite the large amount of donations, there is still an endless stream of men and women who come to stay in the guest rooms of the White Horse Temple.

Therefore, Huiru ordered the little monk to sneak into the guest room of the male pilgrim from the tunnel, of course, it had to be the room where the rich lord lived, and after sneaking in, he used ecstasy to faint the pilgrims in the guest room, and looted the gold and silver treasures that people carried.

When the pilgrims woke up from the dream, they found that the money was gone, and some of them made a noise, went to the government to beat the drum and voice the grievances, and asked the lord of Qingtian to be the master of the people and arrest the thieves and traitors, but the people of the government had already been bought by the monk Huiru, if the person who reported the case insisted that the monk in the temple stole the property, then the people of the government would have to give you a big board and warn you not to talk nonsense.

What is the master of the monks in the White Horse Temple, all of them are Taoist monks, everyone eats fasting and recites the Buddha, how can they do those things that are roosters and dogs, and then dare to point out the good as thieves, the next time they will not be beaten in the ass, but in the head of a dog that you are not long-eyed. After coming and going, the stolen pilgrim also dared to go to the government to report the case, and he had to admit that he was unlucky when he lost his money. Haha, it's better if you don't come, if you don't come, there will be other pilgrims! There are many fools in the world, and the monks don't care about one and a half garlic missing.

The little monks went into the men's room from the tunnel to bury their money.

Huiru and a few close disciples came to steal incense and jade, and quietly entered the house. Sneaking into the women's room from the tunnel, first they were fascinated by ecstasy, and then they were ****.

The monks are all strong, and most of them are young guys, so they sent the child successfully, there are women from the good family, after waking up, they knew that they were the monk ****, but the wood has become a boat, so they have to be silent, in order to be able to conceive a child, you have to give up the child first, so this time there is no monk, next time, until the pregnancy is successful.

There is that **** woman, who tasted the sweetness, and never forgot it, and came to make an appointment with the monks every once in a while.

You can think about it carefully, those little daughters-in-law who have been married for a long time and can't get pregnant, and those young women who are pressed by the seventy or eighty pulsatilla and pear blossoms and begonias, can not only get the happiness of male and female love from monks, but also remove the notoriety of hens not laying eggs, and also avoid the white eyes of parents-in-law and mother-in-law, and the scolding of seven aunts and eight aunts.

Everyone knows this matter, in order to pass on the ancestry, they can only wear a green hat, which is called selling soju, and it is a good hand to not leak.

Hang a little green on the head, life is as expected, the hen is not stepped on, that can give birth to chicks.

The person who had that good deed made up a sentence for this: "The flower fairy in the city, the White Horse Temple in the middle of the city." ”

One saying is what the flower fairy is, it is a peony flower, and the peony flower represents the woman of Luoyang.

That is to say, half of the young women and daughters-in-law in the entire Luoyang City were toyed with by the bald donkey **** of the White Horse Temple.

Another theory is that there are many temples in the White Horse Temple, so much so that Huiru doesn't know how much money he has.

Don't look at Huiru, a bald donkey, shaking a shiny big donkey head all day long, well, ha, chanting scriptures there, and there are indeed some ways to do business.

Huiru monk first pilgrims usually donate the incense money to save up, the public in the firewood flame high, the days are long, the money is more, Huiru monk to the situation of usury, take out the money, with his special function of discerning the pearl, looking for a good target, to expand the operation, investment into the shares to be able to make money, money and fast in the industry, open a casino, just open a pawnshop opposite the casino, you go to gamble money, you have to win or lose, win to continue to bet, the loser for the salted fish to turn over, you have to go to the pawnshop, Use the title deed of the property as collateral in exchange for silver and continue to fight.

Open a restaurant, open a green building next door to the restaurant, isn't there such a saying, full of ****, those rich people, eat and drink enough in the restaurant, you can go out to the green building to listen to small songs, soak chicks, it's really fun, it's fun. What is this called, this is called a chain effect.

It's a fool to have money and don't make money, and it's a fool to not make money, the wise saying, no need to explain, it's better to act than to move, as long as you work hard, Muyu can fart.

Under the wise leadership of the monk Huiru, the White Horse Temple has undergone earth-shaking changes in just five years.

The monks are all thinking, chanting scriptures, for what, isn't it just to be reborn in the Western Elysium, even if there is Bliss in the world in front of them, why bother to seek the Western Elysium, that is not pure stupidity.

Monk Huiru made a lot of money, crazy money, not only for his own food, drink and fun, he also has lofty ideals, the grand goal, is to one day come to the unveiling rod, lead the monks of the White Horse Temple, rush out of the temple gate, hit Luoyang City, smashed Tokyo Bianliang City, and overthrew the rule of the Great Song Dynasty in one fell swoop.

Of course, the earth-shattering event that Monk Huiru wanted to do was not his whim, not his thoughts. If you want to understand the idea of monk Huiru, you have to move the pace of history backward by a foot and a half, trace the source, find the evidence, and recall the period of Emperor Xiande of the Later Zhou Dynasty.

Guo Wei, the emperor of the Great Zhou Kingdom, had no heirs, so he passed the emperor's throne to the empress's nephew Chai Rong. Who knows Chai Rong, stunned that he didn't sit on the throne for three years, he died young, and threw the emperor to his eight-year-old son Chai Zongxun with a heart that he couldn't let go, a seven-year-old little boy, what can he understand, and gradually the power fell into the hands of Zhao Kuangyin, who was not willing to bow down to the courtiers, Zhao Kuangyin had long had the ambition to seek power and seize the throne, but Guo Wei, when Chai Rong was alive, the power was tightly grasped, and these two were also dragons and phoenixes among people, not easy to deal with, Zhao Kuangyin had to put away his claws and hide his ambitionsLike a foraging tiger, lurking in the grass waiting for the best time.

In the spring of 960, on the first day of the first lunar month, the eight-year-old little emperor of the Great Zhou Empire, Chai Rong's successor, Chai Zongxun, ascended the Jinluan Treasure Hall to accept the New Year greetings of civil and military officials.

But things in the world are often unpredictable, so you can come whatever you want. Before the ministers finished their New Year's greetings. The eight-hundred-mile expedited stagecoach stationed in the town and the officials of Dinger Prefecture flew in and reported: "Your Majesty, the big thing is not good, the situation is not good, our neighbor surnamed Yelu is not a thing, and the New Year will not let your little boy and old man stop, their general Yelu Storm united with Liu Chengyou of the Later Han Kingdom, and sent one million troops south to invade the border of my Great Zhou." ”

When the little kid emperor Chai Zongxun heard this, he almost peed his pants without being scared, and hurriedly ran to the harem to find his mother, the Empress Dowager, and cried: "Mother, it's too fun to be an emperor, I'm not right." ”

Empress Dowager Fu hurriedly hugged him in her arms, picked up a handkerchief and asked while wiping tears for him: "It's that guy who doesn't have long eyes who made my emperor unhappy during the New Year, is he impatient." ”

Chai Zongxun said: "Mother, don't look at the child's young age, but the dog urine moss grows on the Jinluan Palace, no matter how young I am, I am also the emperor, and there is no one who dares to provoke anger in this Great Zhou Kingdom." ”

Empress Dowager Fu said: "Then why do you want to cry, although you are young, no matter how young you are, you are the Ninth Five-Year Honor, that person who can cry and cry, won't let the ministers see the joke." ”

Chai Zongxun said; "Joke fart, if you don't think about it, even I will have to move with your head in a few days."

When Empress Dowager Fu heard this, she lowered her face and said: "If you don't say auspicious words during the New Year, how can you say such ugly words." Chai Zongxun said: "Mother, our neighbor named Wild Donkey has already called the door. ”

Empress Dowager Fu, when she heard it, she was even more puzzled, what kind of wild donkeys and wild horses came from this palace, but a few little rabbits came, didn't they all let your bear children die of scourge.