Chapter 42: It's Too Miserable

readx; In the Zhennan General's Mansion, Liu Biao and Xiao Cai's sat in the same case, and Xiao Cai's served soup and food from time to time and handed it to Liu Biao's mouth. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoLiu Biao is over half a hundred years old, and although his tall body is still straight, he is already very thin. The curves of his face were very soft, without the majesty of the lord of a state. The long gray hair was meticulously combed, and he wore a green jade crown on his head.

Liu Biao's expression was indifferent and peaceful, with a sense of lightness. Xiao Cai's on the side was dressed up in a showy manner, and the alluring style was naturally revealed in his gestures, but he never aroused Liu Biao's interest.

Suddenly, there was a rush of footsteps outside. Xiao Cai'e frowned slightly and looked out unhappily. Liu Biao was at ease and unmoved.

"Uncle, Cai Junshi's mansion has been attacked," the person who came was Zhang Yun, who was Liu Biao's nephew, and married to the Cai family, which was quite important in Jingzhou. At this time, he looked panicked and said to Liu Biao uneasily, "The military advisor sent someone to report that the gang of thieves was rushing towards the general's mansion, and asked my uncle to be careful." ”

Liu Biao's expression was unwavering, and Xiao Cai's next to him was stunned and stopped serving soup, Liu Biao took some soup and chewed it slowly, and after a while, he said proudly: "I, Liu Jingsheng, have been in Jingxiang for decades, and the people who want to put me to death are not just this gang of thieves." But decades later, I am still alive, but the people who want me to die have died early. The General's Mansion is heavily guarded, and some thieves are worth making a fuss about. ”

Xiao Cai on the side came back to his senses after being stunned, and immediately jumped up and pointed at Zhang Yun, screaming: "These bold thieves dare to attack my Cai Mansion? Is my brother okay? Zhang Yun, you don't lead the soldiers to kill them all. ”

Zhang Yun looked embarrassed, and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, this group of people is not an idle little thief, but the elite of Cao Cao's elite - the tiger and leopard rider, there are more than three hundred people. Although there are 800 guards in the General's Mansion, they can face these 300 tigers and leopards to ride ......" Zhang Yun didn't dare to say any more when he said this, how could the 800 Jingzhou elites be able to defeat the 300 tigers and leopards? It's just that how can this be said openly in front of Liu Biao?

Liu's surface was solemn, and his eyes flashed. Xiao Cai's family on the side still didn't give up, and shouted: "No matter what kind of tiger or leopard he is, they are only 300 people, can the soldiers under Cao Cao still be heavenly soldiers and generals!" Zhang Yunyou took the guards in the palace to take them down quickly, and killed everyone, leaving no one behind. ”

Zhang Yun lowered his head and didn't dare to refute Xiao Cai, only hoping that Liu Biao would quickly make a decision and give an order.

The solemnity on Liu Biao's face slowly faded, and he stretched out his hand to pull Xiao Cai to sit down, and then said to Zhang Yun: "Are you sure that the person who came is the tiger and leopard rider under Cao Mengde?" How could he be so unwise? Just 300 tigers and leopards riding deep into the hinterland of Jingxiang, what can they do? ”

Zhang Yun saw that Liu Biao looked confident, and the two of them hurriedly bowed down and asked for instructions: "Uncle, how should we deal with these three hundred tigers and leopards?" ”

Liu Biao stroked his long beard and said slowly: "Although the tiger and leopard cavalry is the elite of the world, it is only stronger than the confrontation between the two armies. The general's mansion in the south of my town is heavily guarded and impregnable, like a small city. No matter how strong the tiger and leopard are, can it still ride a horse to attack the city? With the 800 guards in the mansion, even if they can't repel the tiger and leopard cavalry, it is enough to support it for a long time. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Biao suddenly looked upright, and said to Zhang Yun seriously: "You immediately send people to Yinxian, Xinye, and Huyang to transfer troops, and quickly send people to close the city gate, trap these three hundred people in Xiangyang City, and when the army arrives, they are just turtles in the urn." ”

As he was talking, there were bursts of crying and scolding from outside. Zhang Yun looked shocked, and hurriedly took out his saber and ran outside to investigate.

Cao Ang left Cai's house and rushed all the way towards Liu Biao. A moment later, three hundred people came together outside the Zhennan General's Mansion.

Cao Chun lema came to Cao Ang's side, and said very worriedly: "Zixuan, Liu Biao is no better than Cai Mao, he is a dignified general of Zhennan and a pastor of Jingzhou, and there are groups of guards in the house, if I wait for three hundred tigers and leopards to ride into it rashly, it will be difficult to get out." ”

Cao Ang snorted, suddenly turned over and dismounted, and shouted at the three hundred tigers and leopards behind him: "Get off your horse and take out the crockpots that you bought." ”

The tiger and leopard riders ordered the ban, and immediately dismounted, and even Webster and Xiao Qin'er also dismounted with the help of the tiger and leopard riders. Seeing that this behavior was the same as when he was in Cai's Mansion before, Cao Chun immediately grabbed Cao Ang's arm anxiously and said loudly: "Don't mess around, you can't enter this mansion." ”

Cao Ang stared at Cao Chun, suddenly laughed, and said, "Uncle thinks Ang is really so ignorant of the sky?" After speaking, he shouted to the tiger and leopard rider: "Pee all and put urine into the crockpot." ”

Cao Chun was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted, his face suddenly showed a strange look, glanced at Cao Ang, saw that he was smiling happily, and couldn't help but scold the stunned tiger and leopard rider: "Didn't you hear what the eldest prince said? Hurry up and pee on me. ”

The tiger and leopard riders looked at each other, but they didn't know why, and they didn't dare to disobey the order, so they had to take off their clothes in embarrassment.

Wei Shi in the crowd blushed, she was surrounded by tigers and leopards, and she couldn't hide no matter how she dodged.

"I want to ...... too" Just when Webster was embarrassed and embarrassed, Xiao Qin'er suddenly screamed milkily, which made the three hundred tigers and leopards laugh.

After a short time, 300 people finished urinating, and the smell of urine spread in front of the Zhennan General's Mansion.

"Everyone gathered in a circle around the general's mansion, and each of them took the crockpot, and then threw the crockpot into it with your milking strength, and taught them to taste our urine. Do you think it's good? Cao Ang endured the pungent smell and spoke loudly to the tiger and leopard rider.

The tiger and leopard riders showed eagerness to try, and hurriedly shouted: "Good! ”

"Then act, and quickly return here to get on the horse after throwing it, and let's go home." Cao Ang waved his hand and commanded the tiger and leopard rider.

Soon, the sound of crockpots breaking sounded from the general's mansion, accompanied by countless screams and scolding. Three hundred crockpots filled with urine attacked the Zhennan General's Mansion in all directions, and the smell of urine was everywhere in the mansion.

Liu Biao also slowly stood up and walked out after Zhang Yun walked out, he had absolute confidence in the defense of his mansion.

Zhang Yunzheng was standing outside the room and was on guard, and when he saw Liu Biao coming out, he immediately protected him. At this moment, a rotating clay pot suddenly flew outside the fence on the right. Zhang Yun didn't know why, he just thought it was an attacking hidden weapon, and immediately raised his long knife and slashed it fiercely.

Bang la blah.

A jar full of urine suddenly splashed in all directions, and Zhang Yun bore the brunt of being drenched. Liu Biao behind him could not escape his fate, and his body was drenched.

Xiao Cai came out of the house when she heard the sound, and the disgusting stench suddenly made her cover her mouth and nose.

Liu Biao was stunned, and the next moment he suddenly became bearded, like an angry lion, the wind on his face turned into palpitating anger, and he yelled at Zhang Yun: "Immediately transfer troops to me, all the cities in the north will send troops to the south, I want this group of ...... There is no place for this herd of animals to live and die. ”