《》143 (Desert Adventure)

When Leng Ruthless and Sichuan Pepper were suspicious of each other, Pepper set up a shop in the desert alone, responsible for supplying food and water to merchants. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

This group of people stopped in front of Chili's shop, carefully took a look, and saw that Chili was the only one who was busy, so they simply grabbed something privately, and Chili hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, but was pushed to the ground by the strong man who took the lead and called Tuoba.

Chili held back the pain, thinking that life was unfamiliar, and it was not easy to support a shop, it was better to be careful, Chili got up from the ground, and smiled at the leading Tuoba: "Dare to ask a few objective, do you want to eat or add forage to livestock?" ″

There is a little brother named Barbarian under Tuoba, who kicked at Chili indiscriminately and scolded Chili: "Her grandmother's, eldest brother, this girl actually compares us to brutes, and simply smashes her shop." ″

Tuoba waved the barbarian aside: "You are ****** beast, this is clearly a beauty in front of you, I think you are deliberately provoking my desires, such a good beauty, if there is no hero pity, it would be a pity!" ″

After that, Tuoba rubbed his hands and squinted his eyes and licked his mouth and threw himself at the pepper, the pepper instinctively flashed, making Tuoba pounce, and the pepper was apologetic: "A few officials, listening to your accent, you can also be regarded as a Han in Guannei, you have something to say." ″

When Tuoba heard that Chili was a Han Chinese, he was angry, and together with the resentment of not eating tofu just now, he hugged Chili Chili with all his arms; Chili saw that he encountered a group of hooligans, and there was no way out for him to endure and forbear, so he put down his work and confronted Tuoba and his party.

Tuoba saw that the chili girl was still playing fists, so he laughed and mocked: "Lao Tzu hates the Han people the most in his life, but the women of the Han people still have a different taste when they enjoy it!" With that, he threw himself at the peppers.

Chili had no intention of fighting, but when he saw Tuoba pounce, he grabbed a soup scoop and buckled it on Tuoba's face, and hurriedly delayed time: "Slow! I have something to say! Tuoba stopped moving forward, and with a "boom" broke free from the vacuum of the scoop.

Tuoba's eyeballs were half sucked out and fell outside, he didn't notice it himself, and listened to his eyes close to the chili pepper: "If you have anything else to say, hurry up and say it, take it off quickly when you are finished, don't talk to Lao Tzu again; A little **** girl. ″

A series of funny words made the little brother laugh violently, and Chili looked at a group of uneducated gangsters, and had already thought of a move to play them; So Fancy walked the scoop into Tuoba and whispered in his ear: "I also have the most hated people in my life, as long as you help me kill them, I am your person." ″

After hearing this, Tuoba laughed and leaned back and forth: "My mother, you also have the most hated person?" It seems that we are still in the same way; Tell me, who is it? I killed him in minutes. After that, he was recklessly juggling in front of the chili peppers.

Chili speaks very slowly, every word is very clear, as if you can understand the lip reading, and Tuoba and his party are also intoxicated by appreciation; After listening to Chili say that she was "Japanese", their faces turned green.

Then he laughed: "Who are the Japanese?" Where is he? Tell me, I'll kill him now!" After that, he pulled out his knife and looked around, fearless and fearless as if a ghost had come up.

Chili peppers have been made physically disordered by this group of stupid people, and I don't know what expression to do to deal with it, so I have to wrinkle my face into a ball, twist and knot it and laugh: "You don't even know the Japanese? I really don't know? Oops! ″

Chili clutched his stomach, and seemed to be convulsive with laughter all over his body, and suddenly suppressed his laughter, as if he was about to exert his composure, which startled Tuoba and his party; Chili waved his hand at Tuoba and his party: "It's good if you don't know, lest you be afraid of nightmares, you are really fearless if you don't know." ″

Tuoba and his party put away their weapons, and suddenly felt that Chili was like a madman, or a person from two worlds, and watched and retreated, unconsciously they had entered Chili's small shop and sat down, and more than a hundred people crowded Chili's Chili Inn.

After everyone sat down, Chili entered the room and closed the door, took off the shop sign, and knocked on the table: "Since you have chosen to enter my shop, you must abide by the rules, this store is not full of people, and if you want to eat and drink, you have to do it yourself; I provide the ingredients, and the checkout is 55% off. ″

The brute slammed his knife on the table and yelled at Chili, "Do you know what this is? Chili clasped his hand and approached the brute unhurriedly, with a provocative tone: "Of course I know, the knife!" Then he selicked his knife and flicked it twice in the face of the brute, and sharply shaved off the brute's beard.

The barbarian felt insulted, got up and glared at Chili Yuan: "No, this is not just a knife, it is a knife that kills people and drinks blood." Chili smiled and gently took off the knife in the barbarian's hand: "It's good to know, don't play with the knife~ Good!" It's so cute, I love it. ″

As soon as Tuoba heard that Chili liked the barbarian, he turned around and put the knife on the barbarian's neck: "Stinky boy, don't want to live anymore?" How dare you rob me of a woman? When the barbarian saw that the boss was furious, he put down his knife and knelt down to beg for mercy: "Boss, I just want to drink wine and eat meat, don't get me wrong!" ″

Everyone burst into laughter, and Chili couldn't help but reveal innocent joy: "Everyone is quiet, isn't it just eating meat and drinking wine!" What I have here is that as long as everyone helps me kill the Japanese, your life of eating and drinking, I will have a chili pepper bag. ″

Both the barbarian and Tuoba put down their knives, and Tuoba walked towards Chili, holding Chili's hand emotionally, tearing off his disguised beard, and crying gratefully: "I don't want to pretend to be a big boss anymore, we are just a group of lost bandits, and now we just want to eat a full stomach, so we beg the big shopkeeper of Chili to stop playing with us." ″

Chili sent Tuoba back to his seat: "Actually, I have already seen the clue, just your Chinese voice, how can you get out of the Saibei Pass?" It seems that people are iron and rice are steel, don't pretend when you are hungry, this sentence is true. ″

Chili opened his clothes, carried nine knives on his back, took out two of them with both hands and turned around his fingers, cut vegetables and slaughtered meat and deboned, and it was clean and neat in minutes; She lit a fire, pulled over a jar, and a hodgepodge stewed down.

For about an hour, the tense atmosphere that was still filled with gunsmoke just now was full of wine and meat, laughter, and when he was eating and drinking, the barbarian jumped out and shouted: "From now on, we will mix with chili peppers, and we are really happy to eat and drink!" ″

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, Chili was busy with all kitchen affairs, and toasted one by one: "Brothers, I know that you are a top man, why don't you go to defend the country and kill the Japanese invaders?" If we drive the devils out of China as soon as possible, we will have a good life. ″

The brothers raised the bowl and smashed it, followed the chili pepper and vowed: "Follow the chili pepper, eat meat and drink wine, and kill the devil!" The sound shook the sky, and the momentum lifted the roof of the shed, as if there was a murderous aura through the hall, and as the wind passed through the hall, it seemed that there were thousands of troops and horses.

It feels like you can't go wrong, either it's a tornado sandstorm, or maybe the devil has been killed; Chili put away the wine bowl, pushed the door with the knife on his back and looked, a murderous aura rolled up with a gust of wind roared, Chili pushed the door and hidden, and a bullet shot through the door.

Fortunately, the pepper was quick, and the bullet swept through her chest, nailed to the vat, and shattered the incense; There was a voice approaching outside: "Yo Xi, there is still the smell of wine, everyone rush in!" ″

Chili held a kitchen knife in his hand, and the backlight shone on it, reflecting several figures straddle the horse and shoot him, and the people in the room became nervous and shrank back: "The Japanese devil is here!" Such a shrinkage is in stark contrast to the arrogance just now.

Everyone retreated to the back room, leaving Chili alone at the front door; The Japanese army did not call the door, a bayonet slammed in, just under Chili's armpit, Chili did not panic, she held her breath and remained calm.

When the Japanese army saw that there was no reaction inside, a few small soldiers returned the report: "General, it seems that there is no one inside, do you want to break in?" The Japanese general looked at the sword: "It is getting dark, and I dare not slack off when I come from the northeast to investigate the disappearance of General Koizumi, so I have decided to start from this place." ″

So a group of Japanese soldiers launched a strong assault under Kato's wave of his hand, Chili signaled Tuoba and his party to come forward to resist, but Tuoba and his party were indifferent, Chili had to step forward and tempt with beauty: "Whoever kills the most Japanese soldiers, I am his person." ″

The barbarian couldn't resist the temptation, so he bore the brunt of the knife and came out, drifting in the wind with half a dozen halas, burning with half a lifetime of love and desire, and killing with a group of brothers; The Japanese army carelessly underestimated the enemy, and fell with a knife that could not be prevented.

The Japanese army attacked wildly, the barbarians led a group of people to retreat, Tuoba You led a group of people to meet them, and the Japanese army attacked twice, both of which met with strong resistance and heavy losses.

Kato ordered an all-out attack, and Chili had already led a team of people around Tuoba to the rear of the Japanese army, but the Japanese army pounced on the Chili Inn but was empty, and when Kato reacted to being dumpling, the Japanese army was indulging in indulgence.

Under the order of Chili Chili, Tuoba and his party held torches alof, a team of barbarians poured gasoline, and the Chili Inn and the body of the devil turned into ashes; After killing Kato's company, Chili began to find his home.

Chili led Tuoba and his party to go farther and farther, and the distance from home became farther and farther, Chili lost his direction and continued to move northwest, all the way to the desert rugged, fell into a desperate situation, a sandstorm hit, Chili and Tuoba and his party dispersed again.

Chili searched everywhere, and finally found Tuoba and his party in a place called Desert Beach; Tuoba and his party were still affectionate when they saw Chili, as if they had seen a savior, and affectionately hugged Chili into their arms, crying like a child.

The peppers have lost their direction and can only wait in place, waiting for the arrival of the merchants to take them out of the desert; Another day, a group of caravans from Europe passed through the desert Gobi, but they also got lost and found Chili to lead the way.

Chili first responded to the business, and then united with Tuoba and his party to find an inn called Penglai to inquire about the direction; The owner of this shop is a native of the Western Regions, and he left a notice sign at the door of the store, which is also their store rule~ All those who are lost will not tell each other for directions.

Pepper saw this notice clearly, pretended to be a merchant who was familiar with the road, and asked the owner of the Penglai Inn: "Boss, is the road to the southeast still easy to go?" ″

The boss thought that Chili was a regular customer, so he told Chili: "That road is impassable now, the road was closed by a sandstorm two days ago, and it will not be able to pass until the next wave of sandstorms comes." ″

Chili pepper made a series of comparisons, and finally explained the matter clearly; So everyone was ready to stay at the Penglai Inn for a long time, and at night, the owner and the people of the rivers and lakes came into the guest room with a knife, and were about to do it, but Chili discovered their conspiracy.

The owner of the Penglai Inn called Penglai, and when he saw that Chili had discovered their conspiracy, he rushed to Chili: "They are foreigners, they deserve to die, don't meddle with things, otherwise, your people will not be able to leave the Penglai Inn." ″

Chili is an upright person, easy to fight, as soon as he heard this kind of person who does not talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, he was angry, so he crossed his face and talked to his friend: "Do you want to try?" ″

When I saw that a female streamer of chili pepper was so horizontal, I instantly became interested: "I only deal with one kind of person in my life, and that is the person who wants to surrender to me; I know each other, either friends or foes. ″

Chili: "I didn't intend to be friends with you, enemy!" You're not qualified either, because my worst enemy is the devil, and other than that, I'm not interested in anyone. ″

Penglai: "Where did you come from, the girls are so angry, and look at me to try how many pounds and taels you have." With that, the sword came out of the waves, the pepper rotated, and the pepper came out of the seed with a move, turning the group of friends to the ground.

Seeing that they had suffered a loss, Penglai got up without admitting defeat, raised their knives again and slashed at Chili, Tuoba and the barbarians blocked forward, knocked down the knife in Penglai's hand, Penglai's palms were numb, his whole body trembled, and he was impressed by Chili and his party. (To be continued.) )