Chapter 16: A Tragic Day for Niu Jinda

"Brother Niu, turn the bend in front of you, will you reach Shilitun?"

"Well, that's right, his grandmother's, this ghost weather, let's hurry up and go to that ghost village to take a look, look back quickly, finally come out for a trip, tonight, Brother Niu invites everyone to go to Piaoxiang Courtyard to relax."

"Thank you, Brother Niu."

"It's still Brother Niu's atmosphere, the last time I came out with Liu Fort, let alone visiting the kiln, I didn't even get a restaurant."

"That's, you don't want to think about our Brother Niu, but the grain platform of our Langya Hall, which manages the food and drink of our hundreds of people, how can Liu Cannon be compared?"

"That's it, that's it."

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On the road to Shilitun, five people and five riders were unhurriedly swaying on the road, chatting and farting, and touting each other, especially the middle batch of war horses, although they were obviously stronger and taller than the other horses, but they looked extremely tired, and they kept snorting, silently telling that they were a little overweight and should lose weight.

Brother Niu, full name Niu Jinda, has the same name and surname as Niu Jinda, a famous general of the Tang Dynasty, it is said that this Niu Jinda is really the descendant of Niu Jinda, of course, what is the fact, who will know, and who will care?

Niu Jinda of the Tang Dynasty, that is a general who followed Tang Taizong to conquer the east and west, can fight well, is tall and mighty, and has super force; And the Niu Jinda in front of him is a fat big fat man like a ball, the two really have no comparison, I really have to compare, it is simply an insult to the famous generals of the Tang Dynasty.

Of course, this Niu Jinda also has a well-known identity, that is, the grain platform of the Wolf Tooth Hall, the henchman of the hall master Lin San, one of the four cores of the Wolf Tooth Hall, managing the eating, drinking and Lazar of hundreds of people in the Wolf Tooth Hall, which can be regarded as a 'high authority'.

"By the way, Brother Niu, you are the hall master's confidant, I don't know, why does the hall master always send a big man like you on a regular basis to come and check on this Shilitun in person, is there anything to say?" One of the little henchmen was undoubtedly full of curiosity.

"I said Liu Lao Wu, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, don't know what you shouldn't know, even if you hear it, you have to pretend not to hear it, otherwise be careful that your little head moves, understand?" Niu Jinda pretended to be a profound sermon.

"Yes, yes, Brother Niu's lesson is that this is not a boring journey, do you want to hear something new?"

Even if Liu Lao Wu was sitting on the horse and talking, it was all a nodding and a waist, and the slave pretending to be a real person was really called a truth, and even the horse friends next to him couldn't listen to it anymore, but Niu Jinda enjoyed this compliment very much, and was about to show off when he was talking about the secrets he had buried in his heart for several years, when suddenly from the direction of Shilitun, there was a burst of intensive gunfire.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Enemy attack, there is enemy attack!"

Niu Jindan's fat body, frightened by this sudden gunshot, rolled directly off the horse's back, and then grunted, and rolled directly into the ditch next to the road, this series of actions, it was absolutely skillful, even Yue Hu, who was hiding in the dark, was dumbfounded, this guy, no wonder he looked like this, and he was able to live until now, he really fucking became a sperm.

Although the gunfire was intensive, it obviously did not last long, only a minute or two later, the gunfire stopped, and Niu Jinda was completely hidden in the ditch, but the body was too fat, and the ditch was not deep, although Niu Jinda was lying in the ditch, but still exposed two big fat buttocks, until the gunfire stopped for a while, Niu Jinda poked his head out, looked around, and found that there was no danger, so he shouted: "You bastards, what are you hiding, where is the enemy, well?" ”

"Hehe, yes, yes, Brother Niu taught me a lesson, where is there any enemy, or Brother Niu expects the enemy to be like a god, I think those bastards must have seen Brother Niu's wisdom and martial arts, so they were so frightened that they urinated on their buttocks and ran away directly." Liu Lao Wu hurriedly ran out of the mound on the side, another compliment.

Poof!

Just when Liu Lao Wu was complimenting, Niu Jinda struggled to climb up the road from the ditch himself, but still at the last moment, he slipped down again, poof, and splashed a large splash, the scene was really funny.

Poof!

Except for Liu Lao Wu, several bandits present couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, but then they each covered their mouths, and their faces were flushed one by one, and they didn't dare to say another word.

"Bastard, you can't come and pull me up."

Niu Jinda was angry and angry, and he couldn't wait to take out the box cannon he pinned to his waist and collapse them, but unfortunately he rolled in the ditch, and the box cannon had long been gone.

Poof! Poof!

This time, Niu Jinda fell into the ditch with Liu Lao Wu.

"Bastard, don't you give it all to me."

Five minutes later, finally under the pull of the lower support, the five of them worked together to finally get Niu Jinda on the road.

"Damn, it's really back, let's go, hurry up and go around Shilitun." Niu Jinda climbed on the war horse and said angrily, but just as he was about to shoot the horse and run, the shot rang out again, and Niu Jinda was so frightened that he rolled off the horse again, but he finally held back and didn't look foreign again.

"Brother Niu, that gunshot, it seems to be from Shilitun." Liu Lao Wu reminded.

"You still need to say it, do you think I'm deaf, I'll get off the horse for me."

The previous round of gunfire was not heard clearly, this time Niu Jinda heard it clearly, the gunfire came from the direction of Shilitun, and now his position is a bend from Shilitun, as long as he turns this bend, the situation of Shilitun can be seen at a glance, then naturally he can't ride a horse and rush over, after all, although Niu Jinda is a little fatter, but his IQ is not low, otherwise it would not be possible to become the grain platform of Langya Hall, one of the four cores.

After Niu Jinda and a few people tied their horses to the side of the road, they took Liu Lao Wu and a few people, and quietly climbed over from the side of the small slope, more than 20 meters high slope, Niu Jinda also took a lot of effort to climb up, at this time, another round of gunfire rang out, like a guiding light, the eyes of Niu Jinda and several people directly attracted the past.

"I'll you."

"Brother Niu, look, damn it, he's actually practicing guns, and listening to the sound, it seems to be all live-fire practice."

"Damn, it's all the water, who are the people living in these Shilitun now."

"Wow, big brother, look at the beauty, that little girl is definitely fine-skinned and tender."

"It's all fucking dead, yelling here." Niu Jinda shouted in a low voice: "It's all for Lao Tzu, take a good look at it, what is the specific situation of the fuck, how many guns, how many people?" ”

"Brother Niu, I counted clearly, there are a total of sixty people practicing guns."

"Well, there are a lot of people walking around in the tun, some old and young, of course, there are also beautiful women, it is estimated that the total number of people may be more than a hundred."

"Hey, Brother Niu, look at that middle-aged man, the one who is pointing at the point, do you think he is a bit like the portrait that the boss showed us?" Liu Lao Wu suddenly found Bian Jiugen, not to mention, it was more than a hundred meters away, this kid was able to see Bian Jiugen's face clearly, and this eyesight was really not covered.

"Yes, it's very similar." Someone chimed in.

"What do you mean by likeness, it is, you pig brains." Niu Jinda scolded in a low voice, among the people present, only he had seen Bian Jiugen before, so naturally his words were authoritative.

"So what should we do now, or let's aim at that son of a bitch, and then run away." One of the petty bandits suggested.

Syllable!

Niu Jinda slapped him directly, and scolded and scolded in his mouth: "Don't bring Lao Tzu with you if you want to die, you pig brain, just a few of us, just the few old sleeves you are carrying, you can still want to shoot, you are impatient, you want to die, Lao Tzu will fulfill you." ”

"Brother Niu, yes, I'm sorry." The little bandit lowered his head and did not dare to say anything more.

Bang! Bang!

Suddenly, two consecutive shots came from nowhere, and they shot directly at the stone not far in front of Niu Jinda, and the sparks were shooting in all directions.

"Grandma's, exposed, get out quickly."

Niu Jinda roared, his body instantly turned into a ball, with an incomparably fast speed, he rolled down the slope, directly crushed a lot of flowers and plants, just a minute or two later, five people went down the hill, this time Niu Jinda actually didn't need anyone's help, and was the first to board the war horse, snapped, a whip down, a ride away, the action was like flowing water, hearty.

Whew!

After running all the way for more than ten kilometers, he came to a pavilion, and after making sure that there were no chasing soldiers, Niu Jinda gasped and strangled his horse, preparing to enter the pavilion to hide from the sun and rest.

"Damn, I'm tired of the old cow."

Niu Jinda was the first to rush into the pavilion, and lay down directly, Liu Laowu and several other bandits also entered the pavilion one after another, each chose a shady place, and sat down, and then before they sat down, they rushed out from the haystack on the side of the pavilion, seven or eight masked men, all of them were holding brand-new box cannons in their hands, and the big man led by them shouted directly: "I opened this road, I built this pavilion, if you want to save a small life, leave to buy life money." ”

Niu Jinda saw seven or eight people, all the bullets were loaded, aimed at a few of them, and he also sighed in his heart how he was so unlucky, but it was not as cowardly as just now, at least he was quite calm on his face, after all, the Wolf Tooth Hall was within a radius of 100 miles, and it was all prestigious, most of the time, as long as the name of the Wolf Tooth Hall was reported, generally speaking, few people dared not to give face.

"These big brothers, we are from the Wolf's Tooth Hall, did we wash away the Dragon King Temple by the flood, and our own family doesn't know our own family." Niu Jinda said calmly, after all, the form is stronger than people, even if the Wolf Tooth Hall is broken again, at least he is being pointed at a gun now, so he naturally doesn't dare to be too arrogant.

"Wolf's Tooth Hall?" The masked man at the head rubbed his chest with the muzzle of the gun, and after thinking for a long time, he continued: "Is the Wolf Tooth Hall very famous, why haven't I heard of it, you little rabbit cubs, have you heard of it?" ”

"No, big brother, I've never heard of such a thing in our place."

"yes, I haven't heard of anything like that."

"Nope."

The play of several masked followers was still good, all of them were thoughtful, but they all said that they hadn't heard of it, and the masked man led by him was immediately annoyed, and directly kicked Niu Jinda's huge fat belly, and scolded: "His grandmother, I want to entertain Lao Tzu, you dead fat man." ”

"Ouch, pain, pain, big brother, big brother, don't kick, don't kick ,......。"

That foot down, but the foot does not fall into the air, a foot is as heavy as a foot, Niu Jinda doesn't know how many years have not been beaten like this, and the heart is even more depressed, what is the desire to cry without tears, this is, damn it, dare to love is a group of people who have just come out to mix, constantly moaning in the heart, why is Lao Tzu so unlucky?

"Big brother, hero, look, didn't you come out to ask for money, look, you make a price, I think our brother Niu will not treat you badly." Liu Lao Wu hurriedly crawled to Niu Jinda's side, looking righteous and awe-inspiring, and then spoke.

As soon as Liu Lao Wu opened his mouth, Niu Jinda reacted, yes, isn't it just asking for money, there is no need to be beaten here, wait for Lao Tzu to pass this level, tomorrow, no, just bring my brothers tonight, and directly destroy Ya, no, thinking of this, Niu Jinda said in a low voice: "Yes, hero, big brother, look, what do you want, as long as Niu Mou has it, even if you take it, Niu Mou has no words." ”

"Haha, joke, you've all been caught by us, guys have everything, as the saying goes, that's the lamb to the slaughter, that is, everything on your body is already mine." The masked man at the head laughed.

"This, this big brother, there are rules on the road, isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?" Niu Jinda said angrily, no matter what, they are all peers, there is no need to do such a desperate thing, this is a violation of the rules.

"Hmph, what about over-the-top, over-the-top?" The masked man at the head snorted coldly, and then said: "Five hundred taels of silver for one person, five people, give you a discount, two thousand taels, how about it?" ”

"You're crazy, aren't you?" Niu Jinda shouted urgently.

Two thousand taels of silver is not a small amount, of course, Niu Jinda naturally took it out, but he was blackmailed like this, and he was unwilling, besides, his group of people could see at a glance that they were like-minded people, don't you know that the life of the locks is not worth anything?

"Haha, one more word, Lao Tzu killed you, believe it or not?" The masked man at the head sneered, and the box cannon was instantly loaded and hit Niu Jinda's head.

"Don't, don't, I'll give, I'll give." The sweat on Niu Jinda's face was like rain in an instant, this fucking card is completely out of common sense.

"Okay, I believe you're a man, so go get the money."

"What?"

Niu Jinda thought that he was hallucinating and let himself get the money, didn't he know that several of his people were headed by himself? Aren't you afraid that you will run away? Or are these robbers really that stupid?

"Ask you to get the money, don't you want to?"

"No, no, big brother, don't worry, I will bring the money on time, definitely, definitely." Niu Jinda said urgently, just kidding, if you can get out of the tiger's mouth, do you still want to be polite to you, and then turned his head to look at Liu Laowu and the others, his eyes kept transmitting information.

"So, why don't you go quickly?"

"Yes, I'll go." Niu Jinda got up and walked towards the war horse, but before he could take a few steps, he heard the masked man say, "Who let you ride the horse, don't you know, this war horse is already mine?" ”

"This, big brother, our station is still more than sixty miles away from here, if we walk over, we won't be able to walk through it in the dark?" Niu Jinda had a bitter look on his face, if he walked back, he would have to shed his skin if he didn't die, more than sixty miles, and there was no foothold along the way.

"Get out of here, don't get out, Lao Tzu will be replaced?"

"Go, go, go right away." Niu Jinda dragged his fat body, and he even rolled and climbed, and he didn't dare to look back and rushed out, for fear that the other party would regret it again.

"Brothers, it's over, haha, I didn't expect it to go so well."

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