"Battlefield Life" XVI (Hot and Hot Pepper)
Jiang Bao approached Ma Rimad with joy, and Ma Rimad saw Jiang Bao's face with a pleasant face, so he strode forward and hugged Jiang Bao: How is it? Does that make sense?
Jiang Bao shook his head, Ma Ri shook off Jiang Bao's hand madly, why didn't you agree with you smiling at me? I'll also tell you, my son has taken a fancy to your daughter, this is a blessing for your family, and I don't inquire, within a radius of dozens of miles, is there any family that is more worthy of your daughter than my brother Paoma?
Jiang Bao: It doesn't matter what our adults say, we have to fight for the opinions of the children, I understand what you said, and it's not that there is no chance at all, my daughter agreed to recruit relatives in the competition; Your archery and knife skills are very exquisite, and my daughter made such a request, isn't it a decent way to open a door for your brother.
Ma Rimad: I understand, it turned out that I wanted to play some tricks and have some surprises, I agreed to this idea, and I will come out of Zhang Luofei, who recruited relatives in this competition; Turn around and smile at Brother Running Horse ~ son, do you have any confidence?
Brother Paoma pursed his lips and was so proud that no one in his eyes saw him, flicked his fingers and made a winning gesture, half-turned around and took a bowl of wine and sat down.
Cornering and seeing Brother Running Ma so chic and high-spirited, he couldn't help but feel a little timid in his heart, and asked coldly tentatively: Do you think you win or he wins?
Coldly dismissive sneer: It's you who wins!
Corner: I win? I probably didn't even qualify for the competition.
Coldly patted the corner on the shoulder: Don't worry~ Brother Corner, I coldly made a friend, if you encounter difficulties, I will definitely help him to the end, I will help you clear the obstacles in front, and in the last level, you can directly challenge me to win.
Corner: If you release water like this, wouldn't it be that Snow Lotus doesn't look down on me even more?
Ruthless: The person I see is right, you are a person with stamina; What women want is to be touched by minutes; As long as you take her down at that moment, and then treat her better, this happy day will last.
Corner: Could it be that you really haven't had a heart for Snow Lotus?
Cold: I don't care about anyone now, and the most important thing for me now is to get andrographis and purslane as soon as possible to save my mother's life; Even if we are working together for fair trade! You are your beauty, I am my herb.
The corner held a cold hand and turned to the corner of the table: Good brother, even if you can't get a beauty, I will help you get medicinal herbs.
Seeing that the two brothers were chatting happily, Chili felt that he was being left out, so he interjected to attract cold attention: Brother Corner, don't listen to the nonsense of the cold brother, in fact, the person who is most concerned in his heart is me, because as long as he has me, it is equivalent to having everything, not to mention any medicinal herbs and the like, even if it is a star in the sky, I will take it off and give it to him.
The corner nodded and smiled: Ruthless brother, you are so blessed, you have a daughter, you are content!
Coldness tilted his head into the distance: I am cold, known for my ruthlessness, do you think I will be captured so easily?
Chili: Then we'll see, anyway, in this life, you are my person, no one is allowed to rob me, from now on, I will not leave you.
Coincidentally, just as it was to the point, the pig rushed over to call Chili home, and Chili held his cold hand, his eyes begging for mercy, and insisted on staying, and he left after Xuelian's wedding.
The pig was angry: You are disobedient, you have caused your father to lose face, hurry up and go home with me; Turning around, he motioned for the flask to forcibly take the pepper away.
As soon as the flask stepped forward, Chili threatened: Take another step forward, I want you to look good!
Pig: Who the hell are you listening to?
The wine pot was in a dilemma, and interceded for the chili pepper: Master, I said it was better to stay, it was late, and there was still a long way to go home, and there were often wild beasts in this area, which was not safe!
The pig had always been timid, so he compromised, turned around and muttered: But staying in this place, I have not eaten enough, and I am full of anger.
The flask whispered in the pig's ear: Master, have you forgotten the main task of our visit this time?
Pig: What kind of mission?
Wine jug: Of course, it's to catch the cold wind! This is a great achievement, not to mention that you are a village chief, even if you are a town mayor, it is more than enough!
Pig: But didn't you see that my uncompetitive daughter fell in love with his son?
Wine pot: It's not that you haven't admitted this relationship, as long as Leng Feng is arrested and brought to justice, the relationship between the two of them will naturally be yellow.
Pig nodded: This is a good way, why do you think I am confused for a while! So he led people around Leng Feng, and Leng Feng looked at the shadow and smelled the murderous aura: What? You want to get me here?
Pig: You are a murderer, everyone can be punished, arrest you and bring you to justice, do you still talk about the venue, you have lived for so many days, brothers, do it!
Leng Ruthless wanted to step forward to help, but Pepper pulled Leng Ruthless: Adults, let's not interfere with children.
Coldly broke free and rushed forward: I haven't even settled accounts with your family, and your father actually took the initiative to find the door, so don't blame me for being polite.
Coldly and angrily rushed forward in front of the pig: Excuse me, what qualifications do you have to arrest people?
Pig: Kill people and sell goods, do you think I have the right to do anything? Besides, I am now the village chief of Lengyue Village, and arresting a murderer can be regarded as fulfilling my duty.
Leng Feng put down the piano and got up with confidence: Who agrees with you as the village chief in Leng Yue Village? As long as I am alive, I will always be the village chief of Cold Moon Village.
Pig: That's so atmospheric! Is it reasonable to kill someone?
Ruthless: Who started the incident first? I've heard that my father was injured by mistake, not malicious.
Pig: Yo, did you help? Both father and son are the same thing! What about chili peppers, who do you look at?
Chili: Dad, don't you have to get along with Uncle Leng Feng anymore, isn't it good that we are in the same village and get along well?
Pig: Whose daughter are you? Other fathers and sons have one heart, but our two fathers and daughters are heartbroken.
Chili: I don't recognize people, I think you did something wrong.
The pig was angry and gave Chili a slap: Let's go, let's go back, I don't have you as a daughter from now on; Turn around and vent your grievances on Leng Feng's body~ Today I will let you go, I will wait for you in Lengyue Village, unless you never return to Lengyue Village.
The egg wound of Biaozi's father and son has eased, and he walked out of the door in his clothes: Yo, the tone is not small, I don't see it, he is still a tempered person, and he wants to run away when he hurts someone, you seem to have forgotten whose territory this is, right?
The pig squinted and glanced at Biaozi: What's the matter? The sky is high and the sea is wide for me to do, can you manage it?
Biao Zi snorted: I can't control it, but I just want you to leave in a broken way, do you think this is okay?
Between the words, the atmosphere has turned tense, just now it was a passer-by watching jokes, but now it has become the opposite side of being accused of laughing; Wangheng confronted the people led by the wine jug.
Jiang Bao came out to persuade him: I said everyone, don't fight anymore, if you are in the mood to do a senseless fight, it is better to calm down and watch the good show, my daughter decided to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives!
Biao Zi lifted Jiang Bao away: Get out of the way, is my business more important or your daughter's business?
Chili put away the pain of being slapped by her father just now, and stepped forward with a smile on her face with a sad grievance: I am the one who injured your father and son, don't embarrass my father.
Biaozi: Tut-tut, do you still have no face, or are you not a man? actually wants my daughter to stand up for herself, if I were you, I would be ashamed to live in the world, so I would just throw myself into the lake and commit suicide.
Wine jug: Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated, or do a fight, or just a dog don't get in the way.
Wangheng couldn't listen to such an arrogant insult, so he controlled the wine jug in the palm of his hand with a grab, scooped it around a few times and kicked the flask to the ground.
Wangheng was about to call on his brothers to go down with a stick, and the chili flashed in front of the wine jug: Hurry up and take my father away, leave it to me here.
The stone rolled in front of Chili: You are not allowed to hurt my young lady, if you have a kind, you will come at me.
With a wave of Wangheng's hand, his men rushed down with sticks, rolling the stones all over the ground; Chili pepper lifts up the stone and rolls~ Why are you bothered? Accept these sticks in vain, hurry up with Brother Wine Pot, take my father back first, I can handle it.
With the soles of his feet, Chili flicked a stick on the ground and flicked it horizontally towards Wangheng's subordinates, and the people chased after him again, spun his legs down a few times, and beat all Wangheng's subordinates down.
Wangheng flicked his nose with his thumb: Yo hee, I really didn't see it, a heroine! Why do you go to the people? If you are interested in being my daughter-in-law, I can let you go today.
Biao Zi stole a kick and kicked Wangheng to eat shit: A bad seed, you Lao Tzu also fights for the goods, didn't I intend to welcome her as my little lady in the village? What else are you talking about with her, this kind of hot character, if you don't give her some color, how can she obey.
After that, he took out a set of knives from his waist and juggled them in his hand, and approached with frivolous movements: Little girl, are you interested in being the lady?
Chili had already held her breath, only to see her dragging her fist and shouting and swinging her fist, Biaozi flew out with a knife, and saw that the knife was about to stab Chili's body.
Leng Ruthless's eyes were distracted and asked his father and grandfather respectively, Leng Feng and Daocheng nodded, and the two instructions converged into a righteous light to focus, Leng Ruthless flashed his back at the speed of light, and used the wind to drive the friction of the flying knife, thus changing direction, and with a flick of his legs, the flying knife was nailed to Biaozi's arm.
Before Biao Zi could see what was going on, he retreated from the knife and held the pain, and Wangheng stopped him: The dog takes the mouse and meddles in his affairs.
Coldly puffed out his cheeks and smiled funny: Hehe, what's wrong with me being a dog? Take your father's scoundrel rat, and I'm a loyal dog.
Wangheng: Look for death! With a pulse of anger towards Cold, the positive end exhaled with a punch and the wind.
Leng Cruel and Chili came to a doppelganger, and then closed the door, his legs were splinted, Wangheng's chest and back were hit hard, and a breath suddenly surged upward, rushing straight to his heart, spitting out blood, and kneeling on the ground begging for mercy.
Leng Cruel and Chili clapped their hands, the two looked at each other and smiled, and nodded proudly: Just this little ability, and still showing off here, I really don't know how you guard the border pass, is it possible that the Japanese are so weak? I can't help it, cut! I think it's a traitor and a lackey.
The first time Leng Ruthless and Pepper cooperated, there was a sense of joy and dripping, and Coldness looked at Pepper differently for a moment, and seemed to be beginning to like this hot sister a little.
Seeing that her daughter had finally given herself a long face, the pig gave up the chance to escape, and came back with the wine jug and the stone, caring about the pepper: Good daughter, are you okay?
With excitement, Chili spun in circles like a dance: Look, I'm not good!
Pig: I was scared to death just now, when did you learn kung fu? I don't know.
Chili: In today's troubled times, how dare girls break into the world if they don't learn some self-defense skills?
Pig: That's what I said, but in the future, it's better to do less, if you don't help ruthlessly today, I'm afraid you will .......
Pepper turned around and gave Leng Cruel a hug and kissed him on the forehead: Thank you, my good brother!
Coldly and shyly bowed his head: Thank you for what! Besides, you didn't get up because of me.
Chili put his hand on his cold shoulder, like a sister and brother, like a couple, and was hearty and heroic in the wind: Okay, then don't talk about it, your business will be my business in the future, how about we fight side by side and fight the enemy together?
pursed his lips coldly, puffed out his cheeks and nodded sincerely: Okay!
After that, the two took two bowls of wine and drank them all, swore an oath with broken bowls, met each other's eyes, and found a common goal in life.
Xue Lian has been hiding behind the curtain to peek at the progress of things, seeing that Leng Cruel and Chili are ambiguously hot, she is very unhappy in her heart, so she simply lifted the curtain and walked straight to Wangheng, helped Wangheng up, and irrigated it gently, but her eyes kept glancing at Leng Cold.
Coldly raised her head and smiled~ It's good to have a woman jealous of herself!
Before the smile was fully unfolded, Chili saw the clue, and Chili opened his round eyes and pointed to the cold smile: Stop me, don't laugh!
Seeing that there were two women who were jealous of themselves, but unfortunately they didn't know what love was, they felt more and more funny, so they couldn't stop laughing.
Seeing this, Chili had to pinch the meat to stop, and the coldness turned from laughter to tears; Leng Feng and Daocheng watched the two unsuspecting couples having a good time, as if they had forgotten their imminent troubles in an instant.
It's just that Xue Lian's heart is even more unpleasant, and after helping Wangheng into the house and taking a seat, she encouraged Wangheng with love and hatred: Don't you worry? Can we fight again? For the sake of our happiness, you must win.
Wangheng took the water of the snow lotus: Of course! I will do my best to recruit relatives in martial arts.
Seeing that Xuelian was suddenly so concerned about Wangheng, Brother Running Ma turned his anger from his cold body to Wangheng, holding two iron eggs in his hands, and flew out and smashed one at Wangheng.
Snow Lotus took the moon with her hand, the iron ball fell into her hand and flew out again, and the iron ball in her hand also flew out and crashed: Is this throwing a hydrangea?
Xue Lian didn't look at Brother Running Horse squarely, but just said lightly: Recruit relatives in martial arts, start now!
Brother Running Ma nodded resentfully: Now women still have two hits, but I can't let you fly into the sky, I will definitely come out on top and break your wings.