Chapter 15: The Harem
Li Zhi! Last night I was thinking about how to hug your thighs, but today you actually took the initiative to send it to the door, it was really hard to find a place to step on the iron shoes, and it took no effort to come. Wait, put the whiskers aside, where am I? Didn't I hold Changle in the gazebo all the time? How to ...... now?
Oops, a little dizzy! I subconsciously patted my head.
Changle ordered someone to hand me a bowl of water and reproached: "Let you do it!" Feeling uncomfortable now? "What can you do? I don't remember what I did, I just held you until dawn last night, and when I woke up, I didn't know anything else.
Li Zhi took over and joked to me: "At the family banquet last night, I saw that you drank happily, and you drank a lot of wine, and I admired you very much. Who knows......" he smiled wryly. I just remembered that I did drink a lot last night. Is that thing just called wine? When it comes to wine, I've always used it as a drink. I was speechless when the wine came up so late. It's ugly now, looking at this kid's disdainful expression, I really regret it, I thought about eating and drinking spicy food with you in the future, but now......
"Where is this?" I tried to get as far away as I could, so I asked. Hurry up and turn over the drunk one, and don't mention it again.
Changle complained: "This is the residence of Brother Zhi in the palace, you are as drunk as a pig, if it weren't for Brother Zhi who happened to pass by the pavilion, I really couldn't help you." As he spoke, he rubbed his shoulders as if he had exerted a lot of strength. My head is dizzy again, why are you still talking about getting drunk? You can mention it, can the collar of your clothes be pulled up a little higher?
I got up and politely thanked Li Zhi, but he was modest and polite, and finally turned over the drunken incident. By the way, Changle told me last night to bring me to the harem, could it be here? The dizziness just now was healed all of a sudden, and somehow came to the spirit.
"Replace this with this, and look at the smell of alcohol on you." Changle handed me a piece of clothing and rubbed his nose as he spoke. I lowered my head and sniffed it, not to mention, this sourness was indeed a little unbearable. It is estimated that this dress should be Li Zhi's regular clothes, and from the perspective of this workmanship and material, it is definitely much higher grade than my red and gold thread dress. Don't excuse yourself, but do you want me to change my clothes in front of you? Even though I still have underwear in it, you don't understand that men get up every morning and have a moment of awkwardness. I motioned for them to go out with my eyes, clearly seeing Changle's reluctance.
Fortunately, I found my way out of wearing such clothes, and it fits well. It took a few minutes to straighten my hair and walk out the door. From Changle's eyes, I obviously felt that she was handsome by me, and she looked like a nymphomaniac. Needless to say, I'm pretty confident in that.
"Let's go." I cleared my throat. Actually, I don't know where I'm going, I'm both familiar and unfamiliar with this harem. The familiarity lies in the fact that I have long imagined this place as it is in the TV series, and the strangeness is that it is very different from what I imagined. Anyway, at least I really don't see anything eye-catching in the place where Li Zhi lives, except for a touch of spring on Princess Changle's chest, there are not even a few eunuchs and palace maids.
"Where to go? Brother Yao? Changle asked me puzzled. That look, like a seductive look, made me really speechless. You actually asked me where to go, how do I know where to go? I thought you were waiting for me, and I should have thought about where to take me. Now that you're so coldly asked, I really want to slap my mouth. I knew that I wouldn't have loaded green onions! I only know about the Xuanwu Gate and the Taiji Palace, will I tell you where to go? I finally came to the harem, I didn't see anything, and I want to go back?
I pretended to think, only to hear Li Zhi say to us in surprise: "I know a place, come with me." "Thank you so much! Li Zhi! Fortunately, you helped me out of the siege, and I didn't praise you in vain! It's just that where is this kid going to take us? Judging by his expression, it seemed that the place was really good. No matter what, it's better to follow and then make plans than to leave this harem.
No way! I thought this kid was a decent gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be the same thing with me! When I came to the place that Li Zhi said, I was really a little dizzy, even dazzled. Thousands and hundreds of women! That's right! Although the dress is not as gorgeous as Changle, the sexy exposure is absolutely magnificent and magnificent! What are they doing? Chat? Flowers? Sunbathe? Sunbathing? No, how can there be a sunbather!
In this group, some are sitting, and more are standing. It's slightly better when it's sitting, and it's not bad when it's standing. I don't feel like it's. If Princess Changle hadn't interrupted such a situation, I estimate that it would have taken me an hour to sweep through everyone's body at the earliest.
"They are learning "Women's Rules", which is very boring." Princess Changle pulled me and was about to leave. Since we were looking from afar, no one saw us. Where am I willing to leave, I finally saw so many beauties at one time, I can't take a step on my legs, where am I willing to go. I gave Li Zhi a look. As if to tell him, you kid brought me here! It's all the way, you hurry up and think of a way!
Who knew that this guy was like a gentleman at this time: "I don't think it's interesting either." "I'm really conquered by your shamelessness! Who is it? This makes me look nasty. But I can't show too much, and I can't force the lust in my heart and reluctantly say, "It's not meaningful at all!" What are you doing here? "I swear I'm duplicitous! Reluctantly, he took one last look at the turbulent spectacle, turned his head and walked back first.
I don't know how many times I scolded Li Zhi in my heart! One didn't pay attention and was knocked to the ground by an oncoming person. Which one is not long-sighted, Young Master Ben happened to be in a panic in his heart, but you sent it to the door yourself to find a scolding. When Li Zhi and Changle helped me up, I just wanted to scold, but I saw that woman, right! It's a woman! He looked at me in surprise and said, "Is that you?" ”
Looking at her extremely charming eyes, her blown-up face, and the most hateful thing is that the chest is much bigger than Changle I don't know, I actually forgot the pain I just fell to the ground. No, should I pretend to be in pain, should I take this opportunity to blackmail her and touch porcelain?
Just when I was alone YY, this kid Li Zhi actually rushed in front of me.