Chapter 42: The Boiled Duck Flies
"Don't dare, if I dare not be convinced, maybe I won't see the sun tomorrow-"
"You won't see it, it's raining tomorrow."
Li Ling: "......" This guy answered the phone too quickly, right?
"That person's name is Ding Dagui, it seems to be a scholar, probably after the Spring Festival, he was in a good mood, and he also went to the Immortal Township, and the two probably started to do it without saying a word, but where is the thin scholar who is the opponent of your family's hundred-year-old tree-like Zhaomei? Then they were both locked up first, temporarily detained, and you should go to your good brother for details. After the big white steamed bun finished speaking, he once again raised his feet first, and said to Li Ling as he walked: "You, you have to take care of your brother in the future, you know that the capital is ......" Turning his head, he found that Li Ling was still there without moving, and couldn't help but be anxious: "Are you going or not going?" β
"Did Ding Dagui have any requirements? I want to reconcile with him, don't alarm the adults, the adults are all in charge of everything, worry about the country and the people, work hard day and night, hard work, don't be distracted by this little thing anymore......"
The big white steamed bun stretched out five fingers as if he knew it, his head was held high, his eyes were upward, he didn't bother to look at this guy, of course, he didn't wait for Li Ling to finish the reason-it was really unreasonable!
"Five...... Ten thousand taels? Li Ling's eyes widened and he stammered and asked.
I haven't determined the amount of money yet, and I can't help but start to smoke on my head, this guy is really a lion's mouth, I'm embarrassed to ask for so much, what quality does this person have, is it a guy who specializes in looking for fat people to touch porcelain?
If there is really so much, then Li Ling really can't control it, and this can't care about Li Ling's disregard for brotherhood, so much money, even if Li Ling wants to come up with it, if there is, it will definitely come out - the reason why he dares to speak so generously is because he doesn't have so much money!
Don't blame Li Ling, he himself knows that his arrival has lowered the national quality of the entire Dajing Dynasty, and he is also ashamed, but he is ashamed to be ashamed, and he can't eat it as a meal, so he decided to ignore this part automatically.
Thinking of 50,000 taels of silver, Li Ling really wanted to hit the wall, so he just died again!
The big white steamed bun saved Li Ling's life this time, she "poofed" and smiled, as if she was angry, and then slowly shook her head, and said soothingly: "It's not a human life, how can you ask so much?" Do you think that the people of our camp are fools? Let his lion open his mouth! β
"That's ......" Li Ling hesitated, and a number had already popped up in his heart, five hundred taels, but before he could say it, the big white steamed bun came to answer again: "Five thousand taels!" β
Li Ling: "......" really wants to cry, my own money!
The big white steamed bun looked at this guy who valued silver above all else, and couldn't wait to slap it over, a big man, he actually had the face to cry!
"Tut-tut......" The big white steamed bun shook his head and frowned at Li Ling in this disdainful tone.
"What?" Li Lingcai didn't care who this person was, he was already unlucky enough anyway.
"Alas, this is my hard-earned money for more than half a month, and it has just been put into my pocket, and it hasn't been warmed yet, so it's going to fly again, who is not sad about it? How can you make me feel embarrassed? β
"Money is something outside the body, and are you so sad for such a little money? Besides, you can still earn it if you don't have this money......" Da Bai Steamed Bun really thinks this person is too weird! The black grape-like eyes couldn't help but fall deeply on Li Ling again and again, wanting to see what this person was thinking in his heart.
"Alas, am I going to go to the Jinwu Camp Yamen with you now?" Li Lingurn asked angrily.
The big white steamed bun nodded.
Li Ling thought for a while, and then said with a crying voice: "You better go first, I'll be there soon." Then without waiting for the big white steamed bun to react, he pushed her out with a stunned face.
Li Ling was finally able to clean himself for a while, smashed his body on the stool with a "bang", poured a glass of water helplessly, grabbed the cup and poured it into his mouth.
"Ahh
A tearing sound rang out of the room!
Xiao Yi was stunned for a while, he didn't know what was wrong, when he heard this voice, he thought that something tragic had happened, so he hurriedly ran out of the room with a big stride, only to see that Li Ling had already left the stool with his buttocks, and the person was jumping high! The mouth has been "slipping" and "slipping", and people who don't know still think that it is an insect biting his mouth! Xiao Yi looked at it for a while, and didn't know what to do, could it be that this guy was possessed by the devil, then he had to be careful, he first stayed away from Li Ling, and then cautiously asked, "What's wrong with you?" β
Li Ling struggled and twisted his body while babbling: "Hot, hot...... Oops, it's burning me! Strangely, he didn't remember to look for cold water to rinse his mouth, but just kept wiggling his ass like a person had hemorrhoids on his buttocks.
Xiao Yi hurriedly asked the store for a glass of cold water, regardless of the thirty-seven twenty-one anxiously let Li Ling pour it, and then slowly quieted down.
"How are you going to deal with this?" Xiao Yi's eyes were staring at Li Ling tightly, and his expression was very serious and solemn.
"Coping? What can I do? The fat man has shortcomings in Ding Dagui, and now he ...... Naturally, I can only give the silver first, and then I will talk about it laterβor, at a time and place that I don't know, let the fat man beat him so hard that the sky is dark, and spit out my silver...... Whining...... Whining...... Thin man, my silver, I'm really distressed, so distressed, my silver, I'm so sad, so sad......"
"Mother pull your head, what are the wolves crying and howling! Cry and mourn, you! If you cry again, if you cry again, get out of the old lady! As soon as he heard this fierce momentum, he knew that it was the boss's big yellow teeth, and Li Ling cried even more sadly when he heard that even the proprietress was bullying people like this.
"I won't dare again, I won't dare again, I will cry quietly next time." A not-so-clear voice squirmed apologetically, and Li Ling and Xiao Yi were a little surprised, because the voice actually came from a house next door.
"Oh, I wasn't talking about me, I said, I brought so many guests to this inn, how can the proprietress not be so rude!" Li Ling was sighing to himself, when he saw the proprietress twisting a person's ear and passing in front of Li Ling's door.
I saw that the person was wearing a green belly pocket, and there were two water birds embroidered on the belly pocket, vivid, with red rouge on his face, like a monkey's buttocks, and his mouth was even more scarlet, after the proprietress approached, Li and Xiao finally twisted their heads with shame, after all, it was not right to stare directly at people and scuffle, and when the two walked through the door, the two couldn't help but be stunned, and they couldn't figure out what the situation was, so the four eyes of the two people were motionless on the crying man.
"Look, look, look at your mother's head! What's there to see! Like a goose, look at what! Look at gouging out your eyeballs again! Watch out for your dog's eyes! Big Yellow Tooth kicked a pair of yellow shoes embroidered with peony patterns, dressed in crimson jackets, embroidered with light blue lace, and twisted like willows in the wind.
Li and Xiao looked at each other, not knowing how to reply, arguing with women is indeed not their specialty. Li Ling's past and present lives are the same, quarreling with women is never worthy of using the word "and" when a woman quarrels, using the word and is a defilement of this word, he is at best quarreled, and then after a long time of scolding, he slowly learned to be smart, whenever he saw a woman with her hands on her waist, a fierce face, squinting her eyes and starting to focus, and her chest was undulating, she only secretly glanced at the ups and downs, and then, she began to take thirty-six plans as the best policy, and run as far as you can!
But this time, the two of them did not act very tacitly, just let the big yellow tooth spit star fly sideways, and it flew for a while and passed!
"Alas, thin man, I look at that person and he is obviously a man, how can he dress like that! The slag of the beard is also coated with rouge. Li Ling's eyes were still staring at a certain place, as if they were settled.
A burst of fat powder wafted by!
"Wow, it smells so good!" Xiao Yi let out a rare soft exclamation.
I don't know why, this softness made Li Ling goosebumps, this world, this ancient world, is it also crazy?
Suddenly, an unrelated thought appeared in Li Ling's mind.
"Thin man, why don't you ever see a big white steamed bun?" Li Ling found that every time the big white steamed bun appeared, Xiao Yi hid himself very well, which made him very angry, could it be that this guy had any careful thoughts that he couldn't see people?
Xiao Yi was stunned and stammered: "Barbarian, this ...... Can't escape your eyes? Before he could finish speaking, he unconsciously lowered his eyes.
"Nonsense, it's me who is clearly aware of it, hey, no, this word doesn't seem to be used correctly, forget it, don't care about him, what kind of bad thoughts do you have, let the brothers also benefit evenly!" Li Ling felt that there was probably someone like him at last, and it seemed that this feeling was really not unique to him, so he could only blame Da Bai Mantou himself.
Who knew that Xiao Yi had already turned red when he heard Li Ling's words, swallowed a mouthful of saliva hard, and then began to hum like a mosquito: "That, this big white steamed bun is a heroine among women, not inferior to her eyebrows, so I can't help but ...... when I see her."