[Chapter 2 Knowing Puyu, Bole Soma]

It's a long story to say who this girl is. To put it simply, the full name of this short-tempered and violent girl is the granddaughter of the Empress Dowager of Gongzhen, Benevolence, Filial Piety, and Duanjingmin, the youngest daughter of Zhou Bo, the hereditary Princess Duanyang Pinghui, referred to as Princess Duanping (how does it feel weird?). ), surname Zhou Minghui, girlfriend name Nuying (this is still called shorter?) )。 This woman can't say that she has learned all the famous teachers since she was a child, at least her fists and feet have been instructed by masters, and ordinary three or five people can't get close to her body at all. But why was it done by Shen Yun this time?

In other words, Shen Yun is not a vegetarian. If he hadn't beaten him twice, how could he have beaten the son of a high-ranking official to the point of being seriously injured and hospitalized? In fact, the son of a high-ranking official had a lot of dog legs, and at that time, Shen Yun was one against five, and finally beat all five people down without being injured.

Shen Yun's family background was actually good before, and he was sent by his father to practice taekwondo and sanda when he was a teenager, and later went to practice judo. When he was a freshman in high school, Shen Yun also learned boxing and kicking from an old man next door for three years. When Shen Yun was in college, the old man died, and many military officials came to the funeral to pay their respects! At this time, Shen Yun knew that the old man who taught himself fists and feet was actually the captain and company commander of a special company in the self-defense counterattack against Vietnam! What he and the old man learned were all battlefield fighting skills that killed with one hit, plus there were so many miscellaneous kung fu foundations, not to mention five, even if there were ten, Shen Yun would not be stunned--- of course, provided that the other party had no weapons!

Is the horsewhip a weapon? Apparently not. So in just an instant, Princess Duanping, who has practiced martial arts since she was a child, was pulled out of her crotch by Shen Yun......

"Ahh Princess Duanping has fallen into the water! A scream came from the ferry booth. Suddenly, the cups tilted over, and the students who had already discovered the situation here screamed as if a hand had been stretched out in their crotch.

Shen Yun was also angry to do this, but after hearing the shouts of the people in the ferry pavilion, he broke out in a cold sweat.

Princess Duanping? Damn, it looks like I've messed with another amazing character. He wanted to grit his teeth and stomp his feet and leave, how can he say that he is also a descendant of the Marquis of Bohai, and his level is not low, and she is the first to do it, even if this lawsuit is fought in the Jinluan Palace, he may not lose. But the moment he turned around, he heard the panicked screams of Princess Duanping who fell into the lake.

"Help, help! I...... Gollum, I won't, Gollum, water ......"

The shouting at the ferry booth was even more joyful.

"Come on, Princess Duanping has fallen into the water! Come on! ”

"Princess Duanping doesn't know how to water, save people!"

"Go find a bamboo pole to ......"

"Give you the bamboo pole."

"Stupid, you can keep such a short bamboo pole to tickle it yourself!"

"Call the ship......

……

There are six people in the ferry pavilion, and they are all boys, but they don't know whether they are afraid of Princess Duanping's usual obscenity or really don't know how to water, in short, they shouted loudly, but none of them jumped into the water to save people, and said that they would call a boat, and when the boat was set up and rowed over, it was estimated that Princess Duanping's flat abdomen should be more impressive than that of October pregnancy......

Shen Yun turned around and walked a few steps, but finally let out a long sigh and turned his head and jumped into the lake. The cold water of the lake stained the whip wound on his back, and he almost sank to the bottom of the lake with a spirit.

Shen Yun's strength was not small, and he actually threw her out of six or seven meters, plus she fluttered blindly, and she also floated out a few meters down the water. Seeing that she drank countless mouthfuls of water, slowly sinking, only two slender arms could be seen waving on the surface of the lake.

Shen Yun swam up with all his might, and hugged Princess Duanping from his waist. At this moment, Princess Duanping, who felt that someone was saving her, suddenly hugged Shen Yun's head.

A person who is about to drown will hold on to even a straw, let alone a large living person. Therefore, when you go into the water to rescue people, you must hold the neck of the person who has fallen into the water from behind, try to stick the head of the drowning person out of the water, and then swim to the shore.

But Shen Yun came from the front, Princess Duanping twisted his head and hugged him into his arms, Shen Yun only felt that his head touched two softer things in the soft water, and he rubbed it hard out of instinct.

"Ahh Princess Duanping, who was exposed to the water through Shen Yun's body, shouted even more fiercely, her two calves fluttered, and as a result, Shen Yun, who was immersed in the soft touch, was kicked in the most untouchable position under the man's lower abdomen......

"Oh......" A scream that changed tone came from Shen Yun's mouth, and as a result, he took a large mouthful of water, almost suffocating Shen Yun.

Damn, Lao Tzu came to save you, and you actually wanted to cut off my queen......

The man who was kicked in that part generally didn't have a good temper, anyway, Shen Yun's temper was very bad, he pulled Princess Duanping over like an octopus, and rudely slashed a knife at her neck.

Finally quiet.

Shen Yun pulled the unruly princess and slowly swam towards the shore, the hand that was latent in the water rubbed her chest a few times with extreme resentment, and the delicate buttocks did not escape his claws.

At this time, a large number of people had gathered on the edge of the lake, all shouting at the lake. There is also a group of girls who have appeared out of nowhere, waving excitedly in this direction.

When Princess Duanping was carried ashore, a group of girls had already pounced, and Shen Yun felt empty before he even had time to see the appearance of these girls, and then before he could say anything, he heard someone in the crowd shouting: "It's him, it's him who threw Princess Duanping into the water." I saw it with my own eyes. ”

"Kill him, he dares to bully Princess Duanping!"

"Yes, kill him!"

……

"Hey, listen to me, everybody ......"

Before Shen Yun could say his words of defense, a large group of boys had already pounced, and their fists and feet had already hit him like a storm.

There were at least twenty or thirty people who surrounded him, not to mention that he had just been kicked his little brother, and he was getting weak, even if he usually couldn't get out of the way with so many punches and kicks. Besides, he can't kill these "righteous people", right?! So his best choice now is to --- and shout, "Hey", and then squat on the ground with his head in his hands.

At this time, I don't know who shouted: "Quickly protect Princess Duanping to find the medical officer!" ”

So the boys who were still beating Shen Yun in "righteous indignation" just now all followed the horse carrying Princess Duanping's horse and ran away.

Shen Yun stood up from the ground in a depressed state, only to feel that his whole body was sore. The originally clean and neat kaftan has also become crumpled, and there are many dirty footprints. Take a closer look, I don't know which one was unlucky, and the beating actually tore it with his claws, tearing Shen Yun's hand sleeves. With his previous fighting experience, Shen Yun knew that he must have been hit a few times on his face, as if he had been scratched.

"Damn, how did you go to see Lord Sacrificial Wine with this respectful face? Forget it, let's go back and change your clothes first! Shen Yun thought secretly, and was about to walk back, when suddenly a person ran from the road, it was Fang Cheng.

"Yuan Rangjun, why are you still here, the priest is in a hurry...... Hey, what are you doing here? Fang Qi, who was running closer, looked at Shen Yun's tattered clothes strangely.

Shen Yun didn't know if he was committing Tai Sui today, and he didn't explain, so he smiled helplessly and then the other party transcribed: "I'll go back and change my clothes first, and then go to see Lord Sacrificial Wine!" ”

Fang Cheng had no choice but to put his doubts into his stomach, and pulled Shen Yun to run towards the Lunshe: "It's too late, let's go see the Lord of the Sacrificial Wine first...... Just now, Lord Saijiu sent two more people to look for you, saying that an adult in the Government Council has taken a fancy to your article and is summoning you! ”

Shen Yun was dragged by Fang Cheng to the Lunshe.

The Nonsha is a small two-story building, just behind the Bangbang, where the priest serves as an office.

The Lord of the Wine Festival is the Viscount of the Empire, surnamed Du, named Wen, the word Xiaoque, and the number Lanshan Resident. He is 62 years old this year, and after three years of service, he will be able to submit the letter to the Cabinet and apply for the Minister. During the fifteen years that he served as a sacrificial wine at the Imperial University, he cultivated four auxiliary ministers, six scholars, and eighteen generals for the empire. In the court, most people have to respectfully address him as "sir" when they see him!

And today, this peach and plum all over the world Du sacrifice wine was not lightly angered by Shen Yun.

"You, what's the matter with you?" Lord Sacrificial Wine asked, pointing to Shen Yun's tattered clothes and injuries on his body.

Shen Yun first made a gesture to the Lord of the Sacrificial Wine, and then said, "Returning to the Lord of the Sacrificial Wine, Shen Yun is fighting with people on the way here!" ”

Shen Yun didn't lie, he did hit Princess Duanping's ass, but it was in the water, and no one saw it.

"You, you're really insulting!" Du Xianjiu didn't listen to Shen Yun's words, then blew his beard and glared at his sleeves and said, "Rotten wood, it's really a rotten wood." After the old man saw your article, he thought that you had reformed and were a rare piece of jade, but he didn't think that you were still so stubborn and difficult to take on a big responsibility. Go ahead! ”

Shen Yun didn't want to see the sacrificial wine like this, and what he wanted to say was also finished in that article, so there was nothing to say. Therefore, when he heard the sacrificial wine say this, he also took advantage of the situation, and was about to retreat when he listened to the humanity.

"Sir, slow down, I see that he has a little bit of the demeanor of His Royal Highness Duke Hu back then!"

The speaker was a middle-aged man sitting on the left side of the hall, dressed in a dark green robe, with a round bun and a beard reaching to his chin. Could it be that he is the official of the Government Council as Fang Cheng said?

Listening to what the middle-aged man said, the priest seemed to remember something, put away his anger and didn't speak, and sat back behind the copywriter in the middle of the hall.

Shen Yun didn't know what the origin of this middle-aged man was, looking at the seat and listening to the title, he should be a student of Du Saijiu, or maybe not. But he called the sacrificial wine "sir", which means that he was at least an official in his body.

I only heard him look at Shen Yun with a smile and ask, "Shen Yun, why did you write that article?" ”

Shen Yun couldn't figure out where this person came from, so he pretended to be confused and said: "Back to the elder, although Yun is not good at studying, he has also written more than enough and has written many articles, I don't know which one the elder asked?" ”

Here, when facing someone who is older than you, and you don't know the name of the other person, you are called an elder. And according to the ancient etiquette, juniors cannot take the initiative to ask the names of their elders, unless the other party takes the initiative to tell you, otherwise this is very impolite behavior.

The middle-aged man smiled: "It's the "Refutation of the Great Han's Declaration of War on Rome"! Don't tell me, you didn't write it? ”

"This is indeed written by the cloud."

"Then why are you writing? Do you know that the Roman Empire has been established for a long time, and the Xiongnu, the sworn enemy of our Han Dynasty, has been providing continuous assistance, and last year it secretly funded a large amount of grain, grass and ordnance of the Xiongnu, so that in the spring of this year, the Xiongnu once again raised troops to knock on the side and killed more than 1,000 people of our Han Dynasty! Shouldn't a country that aids and abets such abuses be fought against? Speaking of which, this middle-aged man was so full of emotion, his eyes were round, and he seemed to be about to eat Shen Yun.

Shen Yun's heart jumped, but he quickly calmed down and said, "The elder also said that the Romans were secretly funded, what is the real evidence?" How can you convince people if you have no real evidence? The Huns invaded my Han and killed my Han people, and they really deserved to die. However, it seems that it is against the principle of the empire to deal with the fair life of the empire for no reason, right?! Besides, if the land is changed, why wouldn't my big man do it? There is no eternal friendship between countries, only eternal interests! If it was the Romans who were at war with the Xiongnu at this moment, I guess my Han would definitely secretly fund it, and it would be impossible to send troops to fight in order to expand the territory, right?! ”

"Ridiculous!" Du sacrificial wine slapped the case and shouted: "How can I, a brilliant man, do that deception, treachery, and humiliation of the country?" Oi Cheng, the vertical is full of absurd words, and the thoughts in his mind are even more ridiculous, so let him step back quickly! ”

"There is no eternal friendship between countries, only eternal interests!" The middle-aged man nodded thoughtfully, as if he was very appreciative of Shen Yun's words.

In fact, this middle-aged man is called Gongfu Xiao, and the words are good. It is the Ministry of Rites of the Han Empire. It is the official of the third grade of the empire. He has been in the court for a long time, so naturally he is not like an old pedant like Du Wen, who only talks about morality but does not talk about power and strategy. The Imperial Ministry of Rites is the department responsible for contact with various countries, and Gongfu Xiao has a very deep understanding of Shen Yun's words.

Seeing that the Lord of the Sacrificial Wine was angry, Shen Yun didn't dare to say more. After standing here for so long, my body, which was not very painful, is now sore and swollen, especially the whiplash on my back, which is now even more painful. So Shen Yun bowed and said: "Returning to the sacrificial wine, the elders, and the students heard that the scholars of the empire could speak and govern, and they did not scold people with words, so the students spit out what they thought in their hearts." If there is any offense, I hope that the Lord and the elder Haihan will sacrifice wine! ”

Shen Yun made a low-key detour, and hinted that the emperor had said that he would not scold people with his words, so you should not pursue me.

He naturally couldn't hide this little Jiujiu from Gongfu Xiao and Du Sacrifice Wine.

"Hmph, you're a little self-aware. Maybe it's the first offense, you go back and think about it behind closed doors, and submit another self-examination letter in three days. Du Wen really couldn't see Shen Yun's sloppy and lazy appearance, so he asked him to write a review. The so-called self-examination is actually a review!

Shen Yun couldn't ask for it, so he hurriedly said goodbye.

He left in a hurry, but he didn't know that after he left, a smile appeared on Du Wen's originally annoyed face, and he said to Gongfu: "Oi Cheng, how do you look at this son?" ”

Gongfu Xiao nodded slightly: "When the situation is not sluggish, when in danger does not shrink, he talks eloquently, his demeanor is outstanding, he is well-organized, and he knows how to advance and retreat, and he moves between inches as if it is natural, sir, he is a good jade!" As long as it is carved and polished a little, and the impetuous youthful spirit on the surface is removed, he may not be the pillar of my Han dynasty in the future. Mr.'s eyes are like torches, like the Bole of Maxima, and the students hereby congratulate Mr. on another good student! ”

Du Wen was obviously very comfortable by Gongfu's sycophant, and stroked his beard and smiled: "Where, where." The old man is old, and being able to find a good person before leaving office can be regarded as doing his last effort for the country and His Majesty. The old man is envious of the Marquis of Bohai, who gave birth to a good son! Hahahaha! ”

"Yes, yes, when the Marquis of Bohai enters Beijing, I will definitely come to see Mr. with him, and then Mr. should not remember the friendship between teachers and students, and pour him a few cups!" Gongfu smiled and said.