The black barbarian general pressed the Nanmu gold wire box containing jade beads from the hands of the three kings and put it on the coffee table, and went away with the three kings like three heel dogs.

The prince returned to the hall with a face full of anger, sat on a chair and scolded: "These inhuman dog things. Don't be quiet when you have breakfast. ”

The lord of Mingzhu County said, "Daddy." What are you doing again? ”

The prince of the county said: "What else can I do, the door-to-door forced marriage is coming." ”

Qiu Ju said indignantly: "They just forced the old lady to death for a few days, and this forced the door again, and let people not live." ”

The prince said: "I have to think of a foolproof way to deal with them." ”

Qiu Ju said: "Master, if it doesn't work, let's go to the emperor of the capital to sue the emperor and let the emperor be the master of our family." ”

Li Yuanfeng, the prince of the county, sighed and said: "Alas, no, now he is a black barbarian with heavy troops, and he is arrogant in his army, even if the emperor does something to him, he can only open one eye and pretend not to see it with one eye closed." Slaves oppress masters, slaves oppress masters. ”

Xiaodouzi said: "Then you can't always let them come to the door again and again." ”

Qiu Ju said: "Then what do you say, scolding doesn't work, you can't beat others." ”

Hearing Qiu Ju's words, Xiaodouzi patted his head and said, "We can also fight." ”

Qiu Ju glanced at Xiaodouzi contemptuously and said, "Just if you go to fight with others like this, I think that Donkey Kong can kick you all over the ground with one foot." ”

Xiaodouzi said: "I didn't say that I would fight myself." ”

Qiu Ju asked: "Then who else do you say, do you want the master to go, or let the young lady go?" ”

Xiaodouzi pointed at Luda and said, "Don't we have ready-made people!" ”

Qiu Ju said in a strange voice: "Pull it down, the hero of Lu will be in a hurry in a while." ”

Xiaodouzi looked at Luda and said, "Brother Lu, you won't die without help, just leave." That's too unjust. ”

Luda looked at the county lord, and then at the pearl county lord, their eyes were full of anticipation and help, but it was difficult to say it. So he said resolutely: "I'm not leaving, I'm going to see how rampant the black barbarians and his subordinates are." ”

As soon as Ruda's words fell, the tears of the pearl county lord flowed out.

The prince of the county happily twisted his beard, and his eyes were full of tears.

Qiu Ju happily waved her fist and slapped Luda's back and said, "Oh my God, Brother Lu, you really have it." ”

Xiaodouzi happily clenched his fists and jumped to his feet: "Fight!" Beat! Beat! ”

There was a loud noise in the hall, and it took a long time to quiet down.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, the prince of the county said to Lu Da: "Lu Yingying, since you can stay, then we all have the backbone, how do you say how to deal with them." ”

Luda said: "Go to the war book or come to the door to challenge." ”

The prince of the county said: "No, no, no nameless teacher can't come out." ”

Luda said: "Then how can the teacher be famous." ”

Qiu Ju said: "I have a good idea here!" ”

Ruda said, "If you have any good ideas, let's hear about them." ”

Qiu Ju said: "A few days ago, I heard a storyteller on the street telling the story of Qin Qiong's fight in Youzhou, can we learn from others." ”

The prince said: "This idea is not bad, but there must be a reason to set up a stage to fight." ”

Xiaodouzi said: "We can use the name of martial arts to recruit relatives." ”

Qiu Ju said: "In whose name is it to recruit relatives." ”

Xiaodouzi said: "Of course, in the name of my sister Mingzhu, can you still recruit relatives in the name of you, a yellow-haired girl." ”

The prince said: "I think Xiaodouzi is a good idea. Martial arts competitions to recruit relatives are also a common thing for the people of our party's Xiang nationality. I just don't know if Lu Yingying is willing to take the lead. ”

Xiaodouzi said: "Whatever you want or not, it's time to burn your eyebrows." Let's stop the black man's mouth first. ”

Luda was right when he heard it, the matter had come to this point, so he had to go down first, he nodded and said, "Okay, just do it." ”

The prince of the county said: "Well, things are not too late, and in three days it will be the birthday temple fair of Guanyin Bodhisattva on the eighth day of April, and we will set up a fight in the Dragon King Temple in the west of the city to recruit relatives." Xiaodouzi, I'll write a post in a while, you go and send it to Heiman, and say that your sister Mingzhu wants to compete to recruit relatives. ”

After reading the post sent by Xiaodouzi to the prince of the county, the black barbarian's face turned blue and his lips turned purple. didn't care about his dignity as a general, so he tore the post to shreds in front of Xiaodouzi and said: "Go back and tell your old immortal father-in-law, this is our decision." ”

Xiaodouzi looked at the black barbarian general with red eyes like an angry bear, and scolded secretly with joy in his heart: "I'm angry with you, I'm angry with you, this dog." ”

After Xiaodouzi left, the three King Kongs said to the black barbarian general together: "General, that guy Li Yuanfeng is so bad, he actually came up with such an idea to deal with you, then the effort we made a few days ago was not in vain, why don't we just let our brothers and sisters take someone to the door and snatch the Mingzhu County Lord directly into the General's Mansion." ”

The black barbarian general waved his hand and said: "No, it is the tradition of our party's Xiang clan to recruit relatives through martial arts, and we can't break the rules left by our ancestors, which will cause public anger." I'm going to see that on the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, there is that kid who is not afraid of death who dares to come to the stage to fight, you all prepare for me, and when the time comes, you will fight the front station first, come up and kill one by one, and look at the lazy toad who wants to eat swan meat, and dare to come forward to harm the good deeds of General Ben. ”

All day long, Ruda was thinking about how to set up a fight and how to fight. You can't be the first to jump into the ring on the first day, because it will not only attract attention, but also expose our strength.

Although there are also some family members in the county king's mansion, but they are just some ordinary kung fu people, who are used to watch the family care home, if they go to the stage to fight, it is really difficult for them, they are the opponents of the three King Kongs, and if they let them go up rashly, it is either death or injury.

Luda felt that he was really a little lonely, as the saying goes, a good man has three gangs, but now in addition to the people of the county king's mansion, who else can help him in this unfamiliar Yongzhou City? Thinking about it, Luda suddenly remembered, by the way, his old brother Flying Sage Li Gon didn't live in the Dragon King Temple in the west of the city! Thinking of this, Luda walked out of the county king's mansion and walked towards the Dragon King Temple in the west of the city.

At this time, it was already dusk, and the flying sage Li Gon was hiding in a firewood room behind the temple, with a roast chicken, leisurely tasting a little wine, and when he saw that his subordinates led Luda to come, he happily grabbed Luda's hand: "Little brother, you have been hiding there these days, but the old brother is worried." ”

Luda said: "Thank you for your concern, brother, let you worry about me." Then he told Li Gon what happened in the past few days, and Li Gon listened to him directly. When it came to the county king's mansion to set up a ring to compete and recruit relatives, Lu Da said: "Brother, I really don't have manpower here, when the time comes, see if you can help find a few people with strong martial arts to help you." ”

Li Gon said: "Hey, hey, Brother Lu, what are you polite to your old brother, it's a trivial matter." When the time comes, you'll be fine. ”

Luda said worriedly: "You have to find a few masters, the three King Kongs are all extraordinary, don't let them hurt when the time comes." ”

Li Gon said: "Brother, you can rest assured, the few people I am looking for, although they may not be able to beat the three King Kongs, but it is no problem to protect themselves." ”

Luda said: "I'm relieved to do this." ”

Time flies so fast, two days have passed in a blink of an eye, today is the seventh day of the fourth month, and after dinner, Luda still began to meditate and practice as usual, the old monk entered the meditation.

Exhale, breathe, tuck the abdomen, and straighten the waist. The mind is condensed, and the five hearts are facing the sky. I forget about things and gradually return to nature.

Xiaodouzi quietly approached the guest room, the little guy tiptoed to the window, probed his brain and looked in, only to see Luda as steady as a golden bell, sitting there without moving, Xiaodouzi shook his bald head, and sighed like an adult: "Alas, when is it, can you still sit." ”

Although Luda meditates like an old monk, he has already practiced the skill of listening to all directions, and although Xiaodouzi's voice is very soft, he is still heard by Luda.

Ruda said in a deep voice: "Little Bean, what are you doing outside the window, you have something to say." ”

Xiaodouzi jumped in from the window and said, "Brother Lu, you're not in a hurry." ”

Luda said: "What's the hurry, just you are in a hurry, and if you are in a hurry, you don't go out of the door and jump out of the window." ”

Xiaodouzi said: "Tomorrow is the eighth day of the fourth month, what kind of play is this fight." ”

Luda said: "It's not something you worry about, tomorrow you just need to do the things entrusted to you." ”

Xiaodouzi said angrily: "Hmph, you all treat others as children." He turned around and ran out.

What a April day in the world,

It is the season when the spring flowers are blooming and the grass grows and the warbler flies.

It is also a good time for hardworking and kind people to sow hope in the land they love.

On the morning of the eighth day of the fourth month, it may be the birthday of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the sky is beautiful, a refreshing wind, the dark clouds that fill the sky at night, blow without a trace, and the bright sun is like a silk silk gold thread, outlining a charming line on the earth.

Nearby good men and women, helping the old and the young, stepping on the morning dew, came to the square in front of the Dragon King Temple, and crowded the square with a radius of seven or eight miles, so that it was difficult to have a place to stay.

The ring of the pearl county lord is located in the east of the Longwang Temple Square, and the ring is built with thick wood, and there are three-inch thick planks nailed on it, which is strong and wide.

The ring is about three zhang wide, four zhang long, more than three feet high from the ground, there are wooden ladders for people to go up and down on both sides, and there is a one-zhang high log pole erected next to the wooden ladder, and a large flag sewn of red silk is fluttering on it, and the flag is also embroidered with gold thread, and the flag on the right hand reads: Mingzhu County Lord. The flag on the left hand reads: Tournament to recruit relatives. The two flags together read: "Pearl County Lord, competition to recruit relatives." In the words of Xiaodou, this is a clear banner and shows the world.

The lord of Mingzhu County wore a tight-fitting embroidered phoenix red satin robe inside, and a big orange cloak outside, sitting on a chair in the ring, and standing behind him stood a handmaiden Qiu Ju wearing a bean green short coat and holding a Qingfeng sword, with a tight face, a small mouth pursed, and a pair of watery eyes.

The reason why the master and servant appeared in the ring in such a way was Qiu Ju's idea. This girl didn't know where she heard that Princess Yongping, the daughter of the emperor Li Yuan of the Tang Dynasty, was dressed like this when she led the women's army to help her father and brother fight the world.

In terms of Qiu Ju's lines, in this way can he appear majestic, and mentally suppress and suppress the arrogance of the black barbarian group, which is called spirit overpower.

Sure enough, as soon as the master and servant appeared in the ring, the audience was thunderous, the temple burned incense, the incense people who snorted their heads came, the customers who bought things on the street and sold things came, and people flocked to the ring, and saw the flower and moon appearance of the lord of the pearl, while watching, while shouting: the lord of the pearl, the lord of the pearl, the monarch of the pearl. The little bean who was hiding behind the ring really jumped high, and gave Qiu Ju a thumbs up while jumping.

Luda, who was standing in the crowd, was also secretly happy in his heart, this is a good thing to make the people a household name, Mingzhu County is mainly competing to recruit relatives, and the black barbarian general will not dare to come to the door to force marriage again.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Ruda instructed a county king's mansion member who was following behind: "You go backstage and tell Xiaodouzi to sound the gong." The family nodded, parted the crowd, and walked backstage.

I saw Xiaodouzi carrying a gong in his hand, standing on the stage and knocking three times: "Fathers and fellow villagers, brothers and sisters, seven aunts, eight aunts, today is the big day of my county lord's sister competition to recruit relatives, welcome everyone to come in your busy schedule."

Whether you are a relative of the emperor or an ordinary person, no matter an ordinary man, or a civilian general, you don't look at how fat you are, you don't look at how tall you are, as long as you have a heart, as long as you are bold, as long as you know martial arts, anyone can go on stage to fight. It doesn't matter if you win, it doesn't matter if you lose, no one laughs at you, because everyone has a heart for beauty, and everyone has the right to love beauty and pursue beauty.

As the saying goes, it is better to die under the flowers, and it is also romantic to be a ghost, but then again, you don't want to fight to the death because of this, no one will pay you for your life if you are killed, I hope that all heroes, heroes from all walks of life, it is best to stop until the end of the order, stay in the green mountains, not afraid of no firewood, it doesn't matter if you can't marry my county lord's sister, the most important thing is to save your life first, so that you can be worthy of your father and mother, and worthy of your ancestors.

As the saying goes, there are no rules, there is no circle, here I will tell you the rules of the ring, you can only fight alone, not in groups, you can make knives and guns, you can not set off firecrackers, you can use hidden weapons, you can use your fists and feet, you can blow with your mouth, and you can't bite with your teeth.

Don't make your mouth crooked, if your mouth is crooked, how can you eat braised pork, Sixi meatballs.

Don't discount your legs, if you break your legs, you can't ride a horse around the world, and you can't ride a donkey to see the Great Wall.

And don't hit the broken arm, the arm is broken, how to carry the girl, yes, don't hit the eyes, if the eyes are blind, how to raise your head to see the bright moon, at that time you can only silently bow your head and think of your hometown. Okay, if you say a good thing a hundred times, someone will be annoyed, and my words will be said here, I solemnly, I will solemnly announce it, and the fight will begin. Heroes, work hard, even if the Qilian Mountain is high, heroes, fight, even if the Yellow River is rushing, glory belongs to the winner.

Finally, I humbly say that I'm done. If you have a different opinion, you can talk to my lord. Good bye. ”

Xiaodouzi waved his hand, carried the gong, and walked off the ring with a bang.

The crowd burst into laughter and applause.

Before the applause fell, someone shouted, "I'm here to fight." ”

The first person who dared to eat crabs came.

Everyone followed the sound and looked at it, only to see a big man in the shape of a man parting from everyone and walking into the ring, and he looked majestic and murderous when he went to that station.

Dahan patted his chest and reported to his family: "I am from Shandong, my name is Uncle Sai Bao Chen Ying, and that hero came up to talk to me about a few moves." ”

After shouting for a long time, no one came out to fight, and Dahan said: "Why, isn't there a hero in Yongzhou City?" Haha, you're scared of me. I think that when I Qin Qiong stepped on both sides of the Yellow River, how majestic it was to beat the eight mansions of Jinan. "This guy really thinks of himself as Qin Qiong.

Seeing that there was still no one on stage, Dahan continued to boast and said: "I have the number one in the ranking list of heroes in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, three Dingwagang, and a horse to win the golden embankment, who is not convinced, no one is afraid." ”

Luda, who was standing in the crowd, understood that this person must be the foil Li Gon found, but he couldn't just shout there alone, and he had a partner in singing. couldn't help but be secretly anxious, and at this moment, someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, there will be a good show to watch soon." ”

Ruda looked back and saw that Li Gon was looking at him with a smile behind him.

Li Gon beckoned to the crowd, only to hear a person shouting in a shrill voice, "That guy on the stage don't blow the cowhide." I'll meet you. Before the words fell, a person 'rubbed' into the ring.

The audience in the square looked up to the stage and burst into laughter.

I saw a thin skinny man standing opposite Sai Shubao, who was not only lean but also very short, from head to toe just as tall as the waist of a big man.

Uncle Sai Bao Chen Ying saw that someone was fighting, so he asked in a rough voice: "Then there is a monkey, report your name." ”

The little man pointed to his nose and said, "Silly big man, you can stand firm, don't be scared when you hear grandpa's name." ”

Dahan said: "Don't talk nonsense, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart." ”

The little man said with a sharp voice: "Okay, listen, grandpa is a big monkey in the sky." ”

The big man grinned and said, "Just like you, you dare to call Dakong." ”

The monkey Sun Dakong said: "Don't be wordy, look at the move." Jumping up, he pointed to Chen Ying's right eye with a gesture of immortal guidance.

Chen Ying raised his arm to block it and said, "Why do you kid hit your eyes." ”

The monkey said, "Spanking." A heel flipped behind Chen Ying and raised his foot to kick his ass.

Chen Ying turned around awkwardly and dodged, waving two big fists, left and right, and kept smashing towards the Jumping Monkey.

Jumping up and down like a monkey ape, dodging and moving, Uncle Sai was as stupid and panting as a bear, staggering and staggering, making the audience laugh.

Jumping monkey, Uncle Sai fought back and forth for more than 30 rounds, and Uncle Sai was so tired that he couldn't breathe and said: "Monkey, Lao Tzu admits defeat and won't fight with you." After saying that, he staggered out of the ring.

The jumping monkey said: "Why did you run away, Lao Tzu hasn't played enough." ”

At this time, a young and handsome young man jumped up from the audience and said, "I'm here." ”

The monkey said, "Report your name." ”

The young man smiled and said, "My name is reported to others, and monkeys are not worthy." ”

The monkey was so angry that his face was like a monkey's belly and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, dare to scold your grandfather grandpa, and beat him." ”

With a move, Admiralty hung upside down, put his head on his feet, and kicked his feet towards the young man's front door. The young man did not dodge or dodge, and when he saw that the monkey's feet were about to kick his face, he stretched out his hands as fast as lightning, grabbed the two legs and wrists of the monkey as thin as bamboo poles, and shouted, "you." With both hands, he threw the monkey out, and saw that the head of the monkey was about to fall on the pillar along the ring, and the audience was stunned one by one.

The young man patted the dirt on his hands, and the seven dissatisfied, eight did not distinguish and said, "And the unconvinced one came up?" As he spoke, he also showed a triumphant smile on his face, which was just like the bright sunshine, which set off the handsome young man more and more handsome, and also made the big girl and little daughter-in-law in the audience blush and heartbeat.

Everyone has a love for beauty, although Qiu Ju, who is standing behind the lord of Mingzhu, is a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl who does not know the world, but when she sees such a handsome and handsome guy, she beats the monkey to the back of her horse with a gesture, and she can't help but be moved, and happily said to the lord of Mingzhu: "Look at this young man, how powerful." ”

The three competitions on the stage were clearly seen by the three King Kongs in the crowd.

The sharp-eyed Sanjra Yuan Tianxiong saw from afar that after the young man defeated the Sky Monkey, Qiu Ju bowed his head and said a few words to the county lord of Mingzhu, although he didn't know what the master and servant both said, but with the guess of the three kings, it was the county lord who fell in love with the handsome guy. Thinking of this, he told the two King Kongs his guess.

After hearing this, Donkey Kong said to the four King Kong Gai Bai Qiyuan Tianbao: "It's not good, don't let that kid charm the county lord, we can't explain to the general, the fourth brother, you go up and shoot that kid with an iron sand palm." ”

The Four King Kong Yuan Heavenly Leopard said: "Big brother, you just take a look." ”

The four kings came to the ring and said, "Boy, don't be complacent, I'm here for the fourth grandfather." ”

The young man said, "Bah, who are you, that wild seed that popped out of the crack in the stone." ”

Since the Four Great King Kongs grew up drinking wolf milk, they are the most taboo for others to scold them for wild seeds.

The Four King Kong said: "Does the little mongrel know who I am?" ”

The young man said, "Isn't it just a dog that cares for people's homes!" ”

Four days King Kong said: "It turns out that you know me, and you dare to scold." Little bastard, die. With a palm, he slapped the young man's head, the young man lowered his head and dodged the past, raised his foot and kicked the **** of the four King Kongs, and the four King Kong mansions cut the young man's ankle with a palm, and the young man hurriedly retracted the leg that was kicked out.

The two fought more than a dozen times, the young man was the opponent of the long-standing four King Kong cover Bai Qiyuan Heavenly Leopard, and when he fought to the thirteenth round, the young man couldn't dodge, and his right shoulder was slapped by the four King Kong and fell on the stage.

The four King Kong were unforgiving, rushed forward, waved his palm to kill the young man, but unexpectedly flew from under the stage and half a brick smashed into the head of the four King Kongs, the four King Kong hurriedly retreated and dodged, taking advantage of this gap, the young man got up from the stage, and jumped off the stage with his left hand holding his right arm.