Even if Liang Xingfa is thrown into prison, it is the highest level of prison, and officials who are not above the county magistrate are not qualified to enter, and he is sitting in Tianzi No. 1 cell, which is a single room, and he is the closest to the jailer, so the salary is not high. After all, there are very few people who can be accused of kidnapping the emperor throughout the ages.

There was not a single ray of light in the cell where Liang Xingfa was sitting, but it didn't matter, because it was already dark the moment he was arrested. He leaned down in the doorway and looked at the environment, there was a staircase in front of him, from where he had just walked down. Next to it was a table with a lamp burning, around which three jailers sat around. There are a lot of torture tools placed around, there are tiger chairs, flail hands, three woods, there are traps, there are wooden piers, there are toothpicks and other well-known or unknown, anyway, it is creepy to see.

Liang Xingfa is not an imaginative person, and he can imagine how much pain these torture instruments will cause to him.

However, the ancients generally had good living habits, because there were no electric lights and televisions, people adhered to the daily routine of sunrise and sunset, except for those who needed to be on duty.

Yu Chaoen, who gritted his teeth with hatred for Liang Xingfa, of course wanted to use all the torture tools on Liang Xingfa's body, and he would feel satisfied when he saw him screaming. But Yu Chaoen, the eunuch, had been busy for a day, and he was so tired that he had already gone back to sleep, he thought, tomorrow there will be Liang Xingfa who looks good, anyway, this person has been controlled by him, and it will be too late to torture him slowly.

The three jailers on duty drank wine in large bowls on one side, and ate meat, both chicken and pig's head, and their mouths were full of oil. I saw that Liang Xing's mouth was full of saliva, because he was arrested before he had lunch, and he missed dinner all the way here, which was equivalent to not eating for a day, and his stomach was empty.

Liang Xingfa cheekily asked the three jailers for something to eat, but the three didn't bother to pay attention to him, because according to the regulations, the jailers were not allowed to communicate with the prisoners without authorization, and if they wanted to eat, they could only wait for the next time the meal was served.

Long nights, no sleep. The three jailers also felt that eating and drinking alone could not pass the time of the whole night, and how long could one person eat, so they played a game of riddles.

Jailer A said to Jailer B and Jailer C, "What is a little puppy, walking in his hand, walking step by step, taking a bite at a time?" ”

After Jailer B and Jailer C scratched their ears and cheeks and pondered for a while, Jailer B suddenly jumped and said, "I thought of it, it's a little mad dog, and I've seen a mad dog bite several people in a row." ”

Jailer C said to Jailer B, "As soon as you hear it, you will know that your answer is wrong, how can it be a mad dog, and the answer must be a little deeper." Jailer A also looked at Jailer B with disdain and shook his head.

Jailer B was unconvinced and said to Jailer Bingduo: "You are so powerful, you can guess." ”

Jailer C said, "Isn't that simple, if you want me to say, it's a saw." You see, it's both walking in your hand and taking a bite at a time. After saying that, he looked at Jailer A and asked him to referee.

Jailer A looked embarrassed, and said, "It sounds reasonable, but it's not a standard answer." So, it shouldn't be right. ”

Jailer C said, "How can it not be right, it is obviously very reasonable and logical." ”

Jailer A said, "Oh, there's one more item that makes more sense than yours. So let's guess again. Jailer C mistakenly thought that Jailer A meant that the item was more valuable than him, so he became angry and yelled at Jailer A: "What can be more reasonable than me, is it something used by the emperor, do you compare me with those dead things?" ”

Jailer A was also very angry, and said to Jailer C with foaming at the mouth, "What are you yelling at me, do you think you are right to call me fierce?" ”

Jailer B told them to stop arguing, they were all uneducated people, what was there to quarrel about. He originally wanted to persuade him to fight, but the three of them had a more fierce quarrel over how to define the problem of no culture, and it seemed that a fight was about to start.

"Isn't that mystery just scissors, what's so difficult, it's really stupid." There was a sudden sound in the prison with such a sentence, which was amazing enough, the three jailers who wanted to settle the quarrel by force actually stopped arguing, because they felt that someone had already said the correct answer, and they couldn't help but suddenly say: "It turned out to be this, why couldn't you think of it just now." ”

Jailer A excitedly said to the other two jailers, "Look, I'll just say you didn't guess right, the correct answer is scissors." All three of them thought it was amusing and couldn't help but laugh.

Suddenly, instead of laughing, they changed to a fierce look. Because they also remembered in an instant, someone called them stupid, which made them extremely angry, and they had to teach this self-righteous fellow a lesson.

"Who, who just scolded us for being stupid, honestly stand up for me." The three jailers yelled. However, the whole prison was quiet and dark, and the prisoners were already asleep. So no one answered them, so that they did not know who was the one who spoke the truth.

Three jailers, you look at me, I look at you, and you have no way of finding out who the speaker is. Jailer C said: "Could it be that we were arguing too loudly just now, and there was an echo in this sealed environment, causing us to mishear and mistakenly think that someone was talking, but in fact we were talking, and the correct answer was also guessed by us." ”

Both Jailer A and Jailer B agreed with Jailer C's analysis, saying that they had just misheard what they were stupid about, and how could they be stupid even when they had already told them the correct answer. Then they laughed at the agreement of the three of them.

Then it was Jailer B's turn to ask, and he said, "What kind of book is the one that has the most faults?" ”

Jailer A and Jailer B scratched their ears and cheeks again and thought bitterly, and after about a quarter of an hour, Jailer A slapped his thigh and said, "I have finally thought of my mother." "Got Jailer B and Jailer C to ask him if he could come up with it so quickly?

Jailer A said proudly, "Of course, I'm not a stupid person. Let me tell you, the correct answer is martial arts cheats. Because I have seen with my own eyes many people who practice according to the secret recipes and go crazy, the more famous one is the swordsman Yanagi Shita. ”

Jailer C said to Jailer A: "Oh, how can the martial arts cheats be the most faulty book, then Liu Xiaen is only a few cases, how can it represent the vast majority, I didn't have a master to teach me when I practiced martial arts, and I was completely self-taught according to the secrets." Don't insult the martial arts cheats. ”

Jailer A thought that Jailer C was insulting his IQ, so he also insulted his martial arts, saying that he practiced the kung fu of a three-legged cat, and that any martial arts person could cripple him. As a result, Jailer C was furious, and he yelled loudly to set up a ring to fight Jailer A to the death. Jailer A also yelled loudly, saying that he was afraid that he would not be a good man.

Jailer B hurriedly persuaded from the middle, saying that they were all garbage in the martial arts, so what was there to fight to the death. As a result, the three of them had a fierce quarrel about how high the martial arts of the martial arts people were, and the three of them were about to be tense.

Just when they were about to start the war, the mysterious voice appeared again, "Isn't the book with the most faults is a medical book, I don't understand such a simple question, it's really stupid."

When the three jailers heard the word medical book, they couldn't help but open their mouths, and they all praised the man's brain, which book would talk about the problem from beginning to end. Then they looked at each other and laughed, teasing each other about how they were so embarrassed by such a small question.

Suddenly, they couldn't laugh again, because they really heard that someone called them stupid again, which made them extremely angry, and there were people here who dared to call them stupid, and they really had enough to live to find death. So they asked aloud: "Who, who spoke, stand up for me honestly." ”

However, no matter how much they asked, they were in front of them in a quiet, dark cell, and no one paid any attention to them. All the prisoners were tortured enough during the day, so they slept enough at night.

The three jailers were embarrassed for a while, and Jailer C said again: "This time it must be because of the sealed environment here, and we made a loud noise and made an echo, which made our ears hear it wrong again." In fact, the correct answer has already been quarreled in our random quarrels, how amazing we are. The bad thing is that the praise is heard as stupidity. ”

The other two jailers deceived themselves into agreeing with Jailer C's point of view, saying that they could always find the right answer to the riddle in a quarrel.

Finally, it was the turn of Jailer C, who said, "Bend the tree, bend the vine, and bend the brass bell on the bent tree." What kind of fruit is it? ”

Jailer A and Jailer B scratched their ears and cheeks and pondered for a while, when suddenly Jailer B said, "Oh, I see, it's a gourd." You see that the gourd vine and the gourd tree are all curved, and the gourd itself is like a copper bell. ”

Jailer A said to Jailer B: "As soon as I hear your answer, it is wrong, what kind of fruit is the gourd, can you eat it directly, besides, where the gourd is like a copper bell, it is really not divided into grains." ”

Jailer B was very angry and said to Jailer A, "Why am I not divided into grains?" You saw that I grew up in the countryside and discriminated against me, right, what's so great about you? ”

Jailer A was also angry, thinking that Jailer B was making trouble, so he said angrily, "If you have to compare yourself with me, I will compare you with you." I have lived in the city since I was a child, and I have seen many officials in you, but they are better than you. ”

Seeing that they were angry again, the jailer hurriedly persuaded them, saying that everyone is a poor ****, and their lives are cheaper than ants, so what is there to quarrel about. As a result, the three of them have a fierce quarrel about whether they are sluts or not, and it looks like they are about to fight again.

Just as they were about to make a big move, the mysterious voice floated over again, "Isn't that fruit just grapes, I don't understand such a simple question, it's really stupid." And the words "dead stupid" especially accentuated the tone, so that the three jailers could hear it very clearly.

This time, the three jailers could no longer hold back the anger in their hearts, and they didn't want to live until they found out this troubled fellow. They went from cell to cell and asked the prisoners to say the word stupid. When it was Liang Xingfa's turn to speak, he deliberately pinched his nose so that they couldn't hear it. Sure enough, after going through all the cells, they still couldn't find the person who called them stupid.

The three jailers were so mad that they even threw the rules and regulations of the prison out of the clouds, making an extremely crazy move. They actually released all the prisoners, wanted the prisoners to gather in the lighted place on the table, and looked at the prisoners one by one, and they couldn't believe that they couldn't find the one who said they were stupid.

The total number of prisoners is about 100, and most of them are not handcuffed, and there is no shortage of outlaws and martial arts masters. Liang Xingfa took advantage of the darkness to push the prisoners around him, and the order was immediately chaotic, and the three jailers were also scattered by the crowd. Liang Xingfa jumped over and knocked them unconscious, then took out the key to open the prison door, and the prisoners rushed out in a swarm. The soldiers who were patrolling outside could not resist it, and soon the prisoners fled.