Chapter 60: Text Messages
"What? Coffin?! β
"Yes, you see, this little wooden box is thick at one end and thin at the other, and the whole is in this slender shape, and the two sides of the top layer of lid are a little protruding outward, isn't this the shape of the coffin?" Li Tianyu gestured to the "coffin" in his hand and said to Xiao Zhengtai beside him.
"This, Brother Tian, after you said this, I really found that it was a bit like a coffin?" Obviously, Xiao Zhengtai also discovered this after receiving the enlightenment teachings of his own heavenly brother, so he was very surprised.
"Who's the fuck here? I hope it's not anyone's ashes in it. "Banana, you Barra, Lao Tzu worked so hard to find out that it was a small "coffin" hidden by his mother, making trouble, has the fuck considered Lao Tzu's feelings? And now in order to see this thing, I also asked Lao Tzu to cut it like this before, and it was broken, I hope that the seal in his mother is not some kind of ghost or a curse or something. Lao Tzu is living a good life now, but he doesn't want to disturb the peace of anything anymore, and as a result, Lao Tzu's future life has become a serial drama in that tragedy.
"Brother Tian, do you want to open it now?" Xiao Zhengtai also instantly felt a little panicked after discovering that this thing in Brother Tian's hand was really a small coffin, and after seeing that his Brother Tian's expression was also a little pale, he asked weakly. After all, it would be unlucky to open these things that might be used by dead people.
"Scold and pull a shit, open, should be opened and opened, don't care about him so many dry eggs, if there is really any retribution for his mother, just come, anyway, Lao Tzu has already cut it several times before, and I don't care about it for a while." Li Tianyu gritted his teeth, and then said with a heart.
"However, Brother Tian......" saw that Xiao Zhengtai couldn't help but look embarrassed after listening to Brother Tian's decision, and then stopped.
"What's wrong? Are you scared? I'll tell you, Xiaohao, even if you're scared now, it's too late, don't forget that you stepped on that wooden box with your own feet just now. After Li Tianyu saw that Xiao Zhengtai beside him was embarrassed, he couldn't help but tease. Wow Ka Ka, it's better to fool people in these years, anything that is beyond common sense will come down to ghosts and gods, and Lao Tzu can use a few magic tricks as fairy magic to deter everyone. Who said that this feudal society is bad? At least Lao Tzu, a young man of modern science in the 21st century, is now very fond of these feudal orthodoxy, Yaxingda, especially polygamy.
"Brother Tian, you ...... The one I stepped on just now didn't count, but I ...... to help you."
"Xiao Hao, look at you, you sold your brother so easily? Hey, okay, for the sake of you being a naΓ―ve little Zhengtai of feudal socialism, Brother Tian won't care about you. Well, if there really are any ghosts and gods, let them all come to your brother. By the way, Xiaohao, I forgot to tell you, in fact, there are many ghosts and gods who are born very charming and beautiful, such as what kind of jade fox fairy, and cute cat demons, dragon girls, Nuwa and the like, each one is more beautiful than the other. But seeing that Li Tianyu still looked serious before, but when he talked about the back, he immediately changed to a ** expression and instigated Xiao Zhengtai.
"Okay, Brother Tian, I won't compete with you for these beauties. If you want to open it, open it quickly, Brother Liang will be back in a while. β
"Well, let's take a look before they come back, so that we can also test whether Brother Tianba has deceived everyone. Anyway, the coffin should only have a sliding lid this year, and there should be no flip lid, right? "Wow Ka Ka, there really shouldn't be that kind of urn this year, right? At most, it's a jar like a wine jar, right?
So Li Tianyu slowly pushed the lid of the small coffin in his hand towards the thin side, although this thing is thick and thin, but it is only the shape of this lid, and the coffin mouth at the bottom as a slide is still a standard rectangle. saw that the lid on the "coffin" slowly slid to the side with Li Tianyu's push. Banana that Bara, everything can finally be revealed immediately. Calm down, take a deep breath, at most it's just a bunch of powder like milk tea.
The eyes of the two converged on the mouth of the coffin that was gradually opening, and when they had just slid about a third, they saw a few local areas in the shape of a few pieces of letterpaper. As the lid in Li Tianyu's hand slowly slidied, the two finally saw clearly what was in the "coffin", but it was just a pile of stationery.
"This, Brother Tian, I'm not mistaken, why are there just a few stacks of waste paper in here?" Obviously, our little Zhengtai was very surprised when he learned that what he saw turned out to be a pile of worthless waste paper that could be wholesaled for fifty catties for a penny, and said that he and Brother Tian had gone through all the twists and turns for these things.
"Nonsense, if this is really some kind of bullshit milk tea powder, then it's called a cup. Besides, it's just such a big coffin, do you expect some gold, silver and jewelry to be in it? Although Li Tianyu couldn't help but be a little disappointed after seeing that the last "coffin" was just some stationery, but then he was relieved, if it was really some bullshit gold and silver jewelry, he would probably be even more disappointed, of course, if it was really some milk tea powder, then he would probably be very regretful.
"It's just a pile of waste paper, do you need to hide it like this?"
"Well, you're right, since someone has gone to such great lengths to hide these waste papers, it means that these waste papers definitely have some extremely important information written on them." I don't know why, but Li Tianyu's mind at this time flashed the bloody scene of the "big shots" in the costume movies and TV series in later generations burning some of their top-secret letters. scolded a hand, Lao Tzu's intuition told Lao Tzu that it was better not to open these letters, otherwise Lao Tzu would be involved in some major event.
"Brother that day, take it out and open it to see what is written on it?" When Li Tianyu was still thinking about whether he should continue to read it, Xiao Zhengtai had already said this to him.
"Xiao Hao, if there may be something written on it that people will regret after reading it, do you think we should continue to read it?" Li Tianyu asked Xiao Zhengtai beside him solemnly.
"This, Brother Tian, I don't know, but we have a lot of effort......" Xiao Zhengtai became quieter the more he spoke.
"Grandma's! No matter, anyway, Lao Tzu never does things that he regrets, and even if he does, there are some things that others regret. Besides, maybe it's a big treasure map and some martial arts cheats and some powerful serialized novels or something. "It's noisy, it's not like Lao Tzu's style to be entangled in trouble, no, Lao Tzu has to change, change it ruthlessly, from now on. It doesn't matter what kind of witch Pandora you are, or the best Sister Feng, after Lao Tzu dies once, he can be full of blood and demons, and he will be resurrected in a different place, where will he be afraid of you little people. Wow Ka Ka! God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and punishes Buddha!
So Li Tianyu slowly took out the pile of letterhead from the small coffin in his hand, although there should be no fingerprint identification in this era, but our Li Tianyu still carefully took out the pile of letterhead with his fingertips.
"Brother Tian, what are you doing here? Do you suspect that this letter is poisonous?"
"You've seen that, little hao. It seems that you have been with Brother Tian for a long time, and you have become more and more intelligent. β
"I said, Brother Tian, are you praising me? Or are you praising yourself? β
"Of course I'm praising you, otherwise can it hurt you? Your brother Tian doesn't need anyone to praise you anymore. Do you know, when the world was divided into three parts, there was a god in the Shu Kingdom who was as smart as your Tiange, called Zhuge Kongming, and he killed his Wei rival Sima Yi when he was finally killed. At that time, the method he used was to poison the book, and in the end, he directly poisoned that Sima Yi to death. Seeing that Li Tianyu continued to flicker at Xiao Zhengtai, he shook off the folded letter paper in his hand, and then prepared to appreciate it carefully.
"If the incident happens abruptly, you will leave first, I have my own way to deal with it, and I will make plans after the wind calms down. Where there is life, there is hope. β
But I saw that the top piece of the letter paper was written only a few short sentences, which only occupied less than a third of the stationery, and there was no title, signature, or date.
"Brother Tian, what do these words mean?"
"What else does this mean, it should be something big happened between the writer and the recipient, and then they wrote this text message in a hurry."
"So what happened between them?" Xiao Zhengtai asked curiously after listening to his brother Tian's words.
"Do you think Brother Tian is likely to know? What do you think? Do you want to read on? β
"Well, what the hell is going on with them?"
"Hey, curiosity kills cats. Okay, now go and check if the door to this storeroom is locked? "In fact, at this moment, our Li Tianyu's curiosity has already flinched. After all, I found these things after a lot of effort, so what was written on these letterheads should be some very revealing information, of course, the more revealing information is, the more it can't be exposed.
So while Xiao Zhengtai went to check the vacancy of the door, our Li Tianyu took a low-key look at the quantity and quality of these letters. It's noisy, it's not too much, it's a lot less, it's estimated that there are more than a dozen, almost a box is just right, and the paper of this letter paper doesn't feel how good, at least it feels very ordinary.
"Brother Tian, the door has been locked, can you look at it with confidence now?"
"Xiao Hao, did the letter you carried with you last time you come here from your own family letter?"
"That's right, Brother Tian, what's wrong?"
"How about you look at the paper of these stationery in Brother Tian's hand now?" Banana, you are a Barra, in other words, I don't know much about the manuscript paper in this era, basically I see it once, or the one that Meng Yao wrote to me before, so I don't know what level these letterheads are. If there is a letter paper of Tang Du or snowflake, Lao Tzu can use it to identify it.
"This, Xiao Hao doesn't understand very well, Brother Tian, wait a minute, it just so happens that Xiao Hao is still carrying that family letter on his body." But seeing that Xiao Zhengtai said it, he groped towards his body, and after groping for a while, he took out the letter from his arms.
"Oh, Brother Tian, this is it!"
"Oh. You help Brother Tian take this coffin first. β
After receiving the letter in Xiao Zhengtai's hand, Li Tianyu compared the two sets of letterheads in his hand. But I saw that the letter I took from Xiaohao's hand felt much more textured than the letter paper I took out of the coffin in my hand. Later, I saw Li Tianyu take these two sets of letterheads and look at the light, and then take a good look at the handwriting on them, and finally didn't forget to smell these two sets of letterheads.
"How's it going, Brother Tian? Did you find anything? β
"Well, I did find something." saw that Li Tianyu's expression was extremely serious and said to Xiao Zhengtai.
"Then what did you find, Brother Tian?" Xiao Zhengtai asked curiously.
"I found out...... You kid hasn't taken a shower in a long time, hasn't he? It's noisy, and there's a pungent smell on the letter paper that comes out of your kid. β
"Brother Tian, you, you are talking nonsense. I just took a shower yesterday. β
"Oh, is it? That's your time to change your clothes, by the way, why didn't I see your kid come with clothes when I first met you? Don't tell me you've been wearing this outfit for so long. That's not right, anyway, when you went to the Black Wind Village last time, you kid didn't seem to be wearing this clothes? "But seeing that our brother Tian said in the end, he thought about these questions right there.
"Brother Tian, what are you thinking? Didn't you talk about this letter? Why is it on me again? β
"Stationery? Oh......" After Li Tianyu heard Xiao Zhengtai say this resentfully, he immediately looked at the two sets of letterheads in his hands.
"I see, that's the smell of ink!" But after staring at the two sets of letterheads in his hand for a while, Li Tianyu suddenly shouted excitedly.
"The smell of ink? Brother Tian, do you mean that the ink on the letter paper you are holding in your hand tastes different from the ink on this book on Xiao Hao's body? But what does that mean? β
"Xiao Hao, where do you say that some of our adults in Jiangsu are using pen and ink now? By the way, I remember that there wasn't a famous emblem that was famous? Have you heard of it? β
"Huimo? Of course I've heard of it, at home, my sister usually uses this ink to practice calligraphy and painting, as if when Xiao Hao came this time, this letter was written by my sister. β
"Oh, that means the letter paper in my hand shouldn't have been written in ink. But what does this mean? Hey, forget it, you and I don't know much about these things, so let's wait until we have the opportunity to do research in the future. Let's read on for now. "Wow Ka Ka, if Lao Tzu can know all about the culture of these pen, ink, paper and inkstone now, it is estimated that it will not be a big problem to find some clues on these things.
"Well, don't you know what's next on this? Brother Tian. β
So at that moment, Li Tianyu touched out the bottom one of the pile of letterheads and shook it off.
"The rabbit's business has been done, so let's cut the monkey down."
saw that it was such a short sentence, and it still didn't occupy too much space and memory on the letter, and this sentence made the two even more confused.
"What rabbits and monkeys? Could it be that this is written by the person in the back kitchen to the person who is out shopping? Li Tianyu said to himself as if he was talking to himself. Obviously, this is just black words, but Li Tianyu naturally can't guess what this black words mean.
"Let's see what the rest of the paper says, Brother Tian."
At that moment, Li Tianyu randomly took out a few more from the middle and threw them away to look at them, but the results he saw were even more surprising to the second **.
It turned out that all the remaining letterheads were written in simplified Chinese characters with numbers from one to ten. There is no punctuation or spacing, and there are no pronunciation rules and arrangement rules to follow, and basically every sheet is almost full of paper. After Li Tianyu looked at it for a long time, he couldn't see any rules, and even Li Tianyu thought of mapping these numbers to the rhythm, turning the more than "7" into a high-pitched scale, Rao still didn't find any clues and rules.
"Brother God, do you think we will be tricked?"
But after seeing that Xiao Zhengtai said this, Li Tianyu's mind flashed a picture of being made oolong, and then the trickster pointed at him behind his back and laughed and shined.
"There shouldn't be that possibility. The more obscure the content of this letter is, the more unsavory it becomes. It's just that I can't break these digital passwords for the time being. Hey, I have to say that the IQ of the people who send and receive these text messages and hide them is still quite high. β
"Brother Tian, what is this IQ ......?"
"Huh? Wait, SMS? SMS ......"