Chapter 47: Questions and Answers
Li Wan ran into her mother's study and rummaged through the cabinets to find martial arts secrets, as if it was her fault for making An Qingxu wait for a while. And her mother, Master Hongchan, was meditating beside her, and she turned a blind eye, making the generation of grandmaster Master Hongchen look at her in a daze, looking around, and she didn't understand what she was going to do. A woman who has a spring only has a lover in her eyes.
Although Master Hongchen's cultivation is very high, his temper is not very good, and he can't help but scold Li Wanyue and say, "What kind of waves are you making here with your little hooves, making a mess all over the ground." Are you still a child, don't you know that I hate dirty messes the most? ”
Li Wanyue usually pays attention to her mother's evaluation, but at this time, she didn't even look at her, and while rummaging hard, she casually told her mother that An Qingxu wanted to find a book to read.
Master Hongchen is worthy of being a Taoist god, full of several large cabinets of books, and there are all kinds of teachings and nine streams. She thought that An Qingxu was bored and wanted to find a casual book to kill time, so she handed Li Wanyue the "Novel of Mountains and Seas" next to her, and asked her to show it to An Qingxu, the little wolf dog, and said that he would forget to sleep and eat. It also saves food.
Li Wanyue still didn't look at her and said that it wasn't like this. Master Hongchen thought that An Qingxu didn't like to read mythological novels and wanted to read romance novels, after all, at his age, he was at the time of his desire like a tiger and a wolf. So he handed Li Wanyue a copy of "**** Biography", in which the love history of men and women is no less than "Golden Vase Plum".
Li Wanyue finally glanced at her, and when the word **** came into view, she instantly blushed with shame, and blamed her mother and said: "Oh, mother, you can keep this kind of thing and enjoy it slowly." The little wolf dog is not a pervert and will not read this kind of book. What he wants to read is a book that has something practical. For example, "Sunflower Treasure Book" and "********". ”
Master Hongchen suddenly felt that something was wrong, and felt that the little wolf dog had impure intentions, and wanted to use both Li Wanyue and her, so she was furious and yelled that Li Wanyue was a fool with no brains. Li Wanyue was stunned, and she didn't dare to say anything, and she didn't dare to find the book. Let the old lady scold first, and then ask her why she scolds after she finishes scolding.
Master Hongchen felt that just scolding Li Wanyue would not help, and she would be a fool and white sweet if she continued to scold. So she asked Li Wanyue: "Is that little wolf dog wagging his tail and begging to ask you to help him find martial arts cheats?" ”
Li Wanyue said: "He didn't wag his tail and beg for mercy. He had always thought highly of himself, as if his status had always been superior. In fact, I wagged my tail at him and begged him to learn martial arts. ”
Master Hongchen said angrily: "You are really a ruined girl who is stupid enough to go to your grandmother's house. You have been practicing martial arts for so many years, don't you know that the martial arts of this sect are not passed on? Did I give birth to you because I saw you being such a loser? ”
In normal times, as long as Master Hongchen is angry, Li Wanyue will obediently listen to the training, never dare to talk back, and will also do deep self-reflection in his heart. But this moment was different, it was the power of love that prompted her to challenge her mother's authority for the first time, and she even dared to yell at Master Hongchen: "Do you have to give birth to me?" Do you think you have a lot of merit for giving birth to me, have you asked me? I gave birth and didn't give me a father. Every time I go to the city with you, other children have fathers, but I don't, have you thought about my feelings? ”
Master Hongchen was speechless for a moment, and he couldn't imagine that Li Wanyue, who had always been very docile, suddenly turned into a tigress.
The more Li Wanyue talked, the more enjoyable she became, and asked Master Hongchen if he gave birth to her because of his incomplete family, and whether raising her was like raising a pet?
Master Hongchen's temper has always been bad, and even if she is wrong, she will be angry. If she couldn't argue with her daughter, she wanted to use domestic violence, so she slapped her daughter in the face, but stopped halfway. Because she suddenly figured out again, it was not only not worth it to destroy the relationship between mother and daughter for the sake of an outsider, but also stupid.
So, Master Hongchen changed to a gentle tone and said to Li Wanyue, who was about to be beaten with his eyes closed: "We seem to have distanced ourselves from the topic. Let's go back to the original question. Where did you just go? ”
Li Wanyue shook her head and said that she was also so angry that she forgot why she quarreled just now. Finally, it is still the master of Hongchen who eats more rice for decades, and thinks that he has more experience in the problem. She suddenly realized: "Oh, by the way, just now you said that you want to help that little wolf dog find martial arts secrets, but why do you want to give it to him, you want him to marry into the mountains?" ”
Li Wanyue replied shyly: "Oh, mother, where do you want to go." People still want to accompany you for a few more years, how can you marry someone so quickly. It was only when I saw that he cured you of your convulsions that I thought of giving him a book of martial arts secrets as a reward. ”
Master Hongchen said: "Hmph, he just caught a few rabbits for me like getting the martial arts cheats that I got with great difficulty, and he is too calculating." He can think of such a profitable thing, which is enough to prove that he is a traitor. You also have to use your brains, you can do such a loss-making transaction, and another day you are sold by someone else and help others count the money. ”
Li Wanyue said: "If someone cures your illness, you have to say something." If you don't have anything, who wants to do good things in the future. ”
Master Hongchen said, "I can't even talk about you. Why do you have those eyes that just stare at other people? Haven't you ever seen a man? His life was also saved by us, and he hasn't repaid us yet, so shouldn't he do something for me? Besides, I've lived here for decades and haven't tried to enter a snake in a room, and he's unprecedentedly good when he comes, and even if he didn't do it, he's a broom star who touches whoever is unlucky. ”
Li Wanyue just didn't like her old lady to talk about An Qingxu like this, pouted and didn't speak or move, looking like she was going to be angry with her mother.
Master Hongchen was angry when he looked at his daughter's appearance, but he didn't want to hurt the harmony between them. So she asked Li Wanyu to find An Qingxu, and she wanted to explain to the little wolf dog in person.
Li Wan ran to tell An Qingxu that Master Hongchen had something to discuss with him. When he saw Li Wanyue's elated appearance, he thought that Master Hongchen was trying to recruit him as a fast son-in-law of Chenglong, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and followed Li Wanyue to find her mother-in-law.
An Qingxu was so carried away that when he came to Master Hongchen, he didn't even notice that the face of the person was frosty, and as soon as he entered the room, he knelt on the ground with a "poof" and shouted: "The little wolf dog greets my mother-in-law, and I wish my mother-in-law a life better than Nanshan and the East China Sea." ”
"Yue, you are big, if you dare to talk nonsense, you will blow up your dog's head." Master Hongchen said angrily.
An Qingxu seemed to have been poured a basin of cold water on his head, stunned there, feeling that he was not kneeling or standing. It's not if you don't speak, and if you do, you're afraid of being beaten.
Master Hongchen and Li Wanyue thought that An Qingxu had something to say, so they wanted to wait for him to say it first, but everyone didn't speak, and the more silent everyone was, the more embarrassed everyone was.
Master Hongchen felt that it was necessary for her to break the embarrassment, so he said to An Qingxu: "If you want to be my son-in-law, that's a toad who wants to eat swan meat." You don't want to think about it, why as soon as you live in my house, snakes will also live in it, and if you marry into my family, won't even demons and monsters marry in? You want to kill our mother and daughter to death. For the sake of my daughter's future happiness, I do not agree with you being together. ”
An Qingxu really wanted to die at the moment, he scolded himself in his heart for being a pig's brain, how could such a bad idea come out, and miss a beautiful marriage in vain.
An Qingxu saw that if he couldn't be her son-in-law, it was always okay to be an apprentice, and as soon as he said this request, he was categorically rejected by Master Hongchen. caused him to ask the reason anxiously, did all the efforts he had made before be in vain, which was too unwilling.
Li Wanyue turned her elbow outward to help An Qingxu plead, and begged the old lady to accept An Qingxu, after all, it was rare for someone to be so good to them.
Master Hongchen said, "Okay then. For my daughter's sake, I'll give you a chance. After years of thinking and exploring, I have come to some philosophical questions. If you can answer, you will come in with me. If you can't answer, you can get out. ”
An Qingxu thought that he was well-informed, and there must be no problem that could stump him, so he asked Master Hongchen to let the horse come.
Master Hongchen said: "You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, two people can't do it together. What does this do? ”
An Qingxu racked his brains and couldn't think of it for a long time, because his mind was always troubled by the word "sex", but he didn't dare to say it, and he didn't feel that it matched the answer. Li Wanyue gestured to him next to him, but it was okay not to do it, but as soon as An Qingxu got it, he would be wrong, and he opened his mouth and said, "Cook." ”
Hongchen Shitai scolded him for being an out-and-out foodie, how could he not even have such a simple question, how could he learn martial arts with her at this level, or find another one to dream.
An Qingxu asked Master Hongchen suspiciously: "Even if I die, I have to die to understand, so what is the answer?" ”
Master Hongchen said: "Didn't you say it just now, it's just a dream." An Qingxu finally received the empowerment and praised Master Hongchen's profound Buddhism. It's a pity that Master Hongchen doesn't want to listen to his sycophants, what she wants to see most is his fuck off.
Li Wanyue continued to elbow outward and said to her mother: "What can one question explain, you can come up with another one, and if it's right, you can stay." ”
Master Hongchen said, "Okay then. I'll come up with another one, and the last one. If you can't answer again, even if you take root here, you will be removed. ”
An Qingxu agreed.
Master Hongchen said, "There is a blind man who walked to the edge of the cliff, why did he suddenly stop and walk back? ”
An Qingxu said happily: "I know the answer to this question." It must have been the blind guy who happened to walk there and felt tired and didn't want to leave, so he walked back, and as a result, he picked up a life. You see how well I analyzed. ”
Master Hongchen said, "Good for your size. I've blinded you, can you get tired just when you're in danger, then you just close your eyes and walk. ”
Li Wanyue asked her mother stupidly: "If that's not the case, what is the correct answer?" ”
Master Hongchen said, "I didn't say that the man was completely blind, and it is not okay to be blind in one eye." According to the agreement, the little wolf dog will go back to your kennel, and we will never see each other again. ”
An Qingxu was extremely angry and ran out in one breath. As he walked, he scolded Master Hongchen for being a slut who was played with by a man and then abandoned, destined to never marry in this life. Once I was bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of the straw rope, did I think that if I didn't let my daughter get married, I wouldn't have to be hurt? If you beat a bachelor yourself, you want your daughter to beat a single, which harms others and yourself.
In the evening, An Qingxu, who had already walked away, ran back again, how could he get this evil breath in his heart if he didn't give some color to Master Hongchen to taste. His hard work was not in vain.