Section 149 arrangement

Along the way, the little girl asked excitedly, "Uncle Shi, do you women really wear less than men?" “

"Uh, this yes!"

"Aren't they afraid that they won't be able to find their in-laws?"

"It's a man, I'm even more afraid that I won't find a wife!"

"And who's doing the laundry at home?"

"Conditional machine washing, unconditional male washing!"

"What about cooking?"

"Man!"

"What about having a baby?"

"The two of you together, I said don't ask these nonsense questions, hold me steady, and you won't have anything good to eat for a few days if you fall!"

"Oh, I know, then Uncle Shi, are you doing these things at home or is your wife doing it?" The little girl raised her face and asked the vendor!

"Then who do you think should do it, you see I'm busy every day, I have to go back to us after staying here for two days, and I don't even have a fart!"

"That's right, it's nice to marry someone from you!"

"Why is the little girl tempted? Come on, come on, Uncle Shi's family still lacks a person in the house, or you can make do with it! “

"Phew, dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths! I'm your nephew, don't mess with the seniority, okay! “

"Cut, do you think the two of us are like a generation apart, if you don't marry me, where will you find such a good person, and besides, if you beat me, you will be responsible for me, you see that I can't marry a daughter-in-law after being beaten by you!"

"You deserve it, it's for you to play a hooligan, and you should be beaten again when you talk so neatly! Hum! “

"What are the girls doing so violently! I'll look for you this (female ring) when I go back, learn what is called three from four virtues! “

"What is a female ring?"

"Dizzy, didn't your master teach you?" The peddler is not reliable at the beginning, what has such a freshman girl taught, if she can't do it, she has to read more books, and it is best to memorize the female ring, otherwise it is estimated that she will be beaten twice in three days in the future!

"No, the master taught us some scriptures and fists and feet, saying that girls should learn to protect themselves when they walk the rivers and lakes!" That's right, sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, it's easy to be bullied when you have a face!

The two of them talked and laughed all the way to Qingyang Temple, don't say that the little girl is open-minded, children of the rivers and lakes, how to get it if you can't let go, as long as you don't let it go!

Lao Yuan couldn't help the peddler from afar with a smile, "Uncle Shi, who is so ruthless, you can't even look at it, I used to peek at your face and found that it was blocked by the gods, and now this face is blocked again!" “

"Get out!"

The two girls bit the ice cream and came to see the vendor, it is estimated that it is hot, and the workers are given benefits, just send it, anyway, that thing is not worth much, this goods reached out and dragged one from Qingfang's hand, "You go get another one!" “

Qingfang pouted and ran to make another one, Li Yue'er saw that this thing could be eaten, and immediately let me go, and followed Qingfang to get it, they are all foodies!

"Old Yuan, why didn't you see Chunfeng?" The peddler didn't see Li Chunfeng after a look, this kid usually studies hard here, even Mei Changsu didn't see him, could it be that Mei Changsu ran away and Li Chunfeng went to find it?

"Oh, Chunfeng said to go out and do something, and took Mei Changsu away, I asked what was the matter, and he said that he wouldn't let me take care of it, and he didn't know what was so mysterious!"

Forget it, why do you want to go, raise your eyes and look at the people who build the house, they are all very lively, the three halls are already fanning tiles, and it is estimated that it will be done in a few days, "Lao Yuan, you go and call the eighth child!" “

"Well, okay, Uncle Shi, you sit here first! Eight, eight, come here! “

"Hey, here, here, what are you looking for me?" Zhu Laoba jumped over!

"It's nothing, it's just that this house is going to be like it, I don't want to live in a tent anymore!"

"Niu Xianchang, don't worry, the day after tomorrow, you will be able to live in the side room of the main hall, but this hall still lacks a god statue, it is estimated that the moisture in the statue will be a little bigger during this period of time!"

Lao Ba said that the idol vendor remembered, Lao Yuan told him at the time that the statue had to be pasted with layers of mud, and he was troublesome and later found someone on the Internet to carve one, and it is estimated that this will be good, by the way, there is also a statue of Lao Li!

"Then you don't care what kind of god statue, I have a stone carving, you have been like this in the past two days, you have moved some people to the section of Suzaku Street near the palace, you build a flower bed for me, how to repair the reference for you and your subordinates, but in the middle of me to repair a flat cement platform, probably so long and wide, this matter has to be tightened know!"

"What about this side?"

"Just leave a few people here, time is tight over there, I need a place to put my gift to Your Majesty!" I can't guarantee what he will do if I miss His Majesty's business! “

Zhu Laoba's head was sweating, "Thank you Niu Dao Chang for reminding me, I remember, but this is repairing a flower bed on Suzaku Street, what do the officials say!" “

"It's okay, I'll ask the prince to give you a note later, just say that I will send a congratulatory gift to Your Majesty, and he will know what's going on, forget it, I'll call the prince over and say!"

Picked up Lao Yuan's walkie-talkie, "Is the prince there?" I'm Niu Dabao, please answer when you hear it! “

After waiting for a while, the voice of the eldest grandson came from inside: "Dabao is me, the prince went to the court, and when he came down, I asked him to find you, where are you?" “

"Oh, it's my sister-in-law, I'm in Qingyangguan, don't forget it, I'm looking for something too much!"

"Well, okay, this black box is really magical, hehe!"

Returning the walkie-talkie to Lao Yuan, Li Yue'er jumped over with an ice cream in one hand, "Come, give it to Uncle Shi!" “

"Don't give! It's mine! “

"Cut, don't forget it, I don't want to eat it yet, Lao Yuan give me a bottle of Coke!"

"Well, okay uncle!" The vendor took the Coke handed over by Lao Yuan and poured it comfortably, don't ask why this product likes this low-grade carbonated drink, just like it, you have to add Sprite to drink red wine!

Li Yue'er stopped eating ice cream and looked at the vendor, "Uncle Shi, you won't drink medicine when you're idle, right?" What kind of disease does this thing cure? ”

"While playing, what kind of medicine, this is a drink, but this thing can really cure a disease!"

"What disease?"

"If you eat too many persimmons, you will have stomach stones, and you can be fossilized by drinking some cola in the early days!"

"I haven't met it, come and give me a taste!"

"Take it yourself!"

As a result, Li Er didn't wait, Li Chunfeng came back with Mei Changsu, and the two of them were covered in sweat, "What are you two doing?" The vendor handed Li Chunfeng the half-bottle of Coke he had drunk, Li Chunfeng took it and drank it in one go, he didn't think he had drunk it, it was estimated that he was really thirsty, Mei Changsu swallowed up and down in his throat, and didn't dare to say anything!

Lao Yuan took him another bottle, and after opening it, it was also a cow drink for a while, "I said that you two are too, I was beaten like this bear, you two don't go to take a look, and you are running around!" ”

Li Chunfeng finally panted out, "Uncle Shi, you misunderstood, didn't you say that if you want someone to forget the pain, someone is more painful than him, let's go and make people suffer!" ”

Li Chunfeng's peddler was confused when he said this: "It seems that I don't have any enemies here, right?" Who did you beat? ”

Li Chunfeng looked at the surroundings and said four words to the vendor, and the goods jumped up at that time, and only after jumping did he grin and ask, "What you said is true?" “

PS "The recommendation of these two days is really not powerful, everyone can give two pieces of face!"