"Little Er, you just have to follow this, and you don't have to worry about the final payment."

"This, Heavenly Master, that's not what you mean by being small, as long as you want to come to the shop to eat, just ask for it. Does it mean that you really want all the dishes in this little shop? ”

"Little Er, it's not just the three of us who will come in a while, haven't you seen that when our little boy came to order food, he gave all the second floor? Don't worry, it's a big dinner today, and you will definitely check out on time. Our Chen Youliang knew that he was thinking less when he saw Xiao Er's surprised expression, so he explained. However, the latter sentence about punctual checkout made Li Tianyu very puzzled. It's noisy, this is not a cafeteria Western restaurant that is open at a fixed point, what is punctual and punctual checkout.

"Oh, the little one understands, and the little one is told to do it." Naturally, our shopkeeper didn't take Xiao Zhengtai's rhetoric to heart before, so he didn't take this reason into account at all. So now that he learned about it, he immediately retired and went to handle it, saying that the Li Tianshi in front of him was not something he could afford to offend.

"Xiao Hao, aren't you hungry for a long time? Come, let's eat first. It's noisy, and I'm already hungry. Tianyu, come, let's sit here and eat for a while. I'll ask for this meal. ”

"Okay, but let's get faster. After a while, the brothers came over, and suddenly saw that we were eating here first. Hey, Youliang, Xiaohao, I'm just talking about speed, why are you so fast? Slow down, slow down......"

It's noisy, are these two people reincarnated as hungry ghosts, and they can pick up so many meals with one chopstick. Yaxingda, according to this way of eating, this dish is not good before Lao Tzu moves the chopsticks, it is estimated that it has been annihilated, within five chopsticks. After thinking of this, our Li Tianyu also seized the time to grab it immediately.

"Well, well, yes, this specialty is really good, it tastes like a lion's head. It is worthy of being Chinese, oh, worthy of Huaiyang cuisine among the four major cuisines of the Tang Dynasty. After Li Tianyu took a bite of the special dish of the Heavenly Master Pavilion with chopsticks, he felt that the taste of this special dish was a bit similar to the stewed lion's head that he had eaten in later generations, but it was a little more elegant. Maybe it's because all the dishes in this idea are green foods, and there is no gutter oil in cooking oil.

"Oh? The four major cuisines? Could it be that we still have four major cuisines in Datang? I don't know what the other three major cuisines are, Tianyu? Chen Youliang saw that Li Tianyu said this after picking up a chopstick and tasting it, so he asked Li Tianyu out of studiousness. But I think it's more about relying on tactics to delay Li Tianyu's time to move chopsticks. In order to buy more opportunities and time for yourself and Xiaohao, yes, time is a meal, as long as you are willing to grab it, you will always be full.

"Okay, Youliang, since you are so studious, and I happen to be so willing to teach, then I will teach you a good lesson now and popularize common sense. Hey, Xiaohao, listen to it too. In other words, our Datang is now in different places, and has now formed four major cuisines. These four major cuisines are Shandong cuisine in Shandong, Sichuan cuisine in Sichuan, Cantonese cuisine in Guangdong and Su cuisine in Huaiyang. In other words, these four major cuisines have their own merits, take the Huaiyang dish we are eating now, what are its characteristics? Obviously, we can ...... Hey, I said Youliang, Xiaohao, so there is no more of this dish? I just wanted to tell you about its characteristics, you, how did you eat it up? Now what shall I tell you? ”

"Oh, Tianyu, it's okay, we can eat it. Or wait for the next dish to come up, and you can tell us more. Chen Youliang had just stuffed the last piece of chopsticks into his mouth, so he replied to Li Tianyu while chewing.

"Yes, Brother Tian, when the next dish comes up, you can tell us carefully." Our little Zhengtai is still holding chopsticks to carefully clean the crumbs that can no longer be picked up, and his mouth is even more unfinished.

"You, you, you're doing this to me. Hmph, I'll take the first step when I'm almost done eating, and I won't care about today's meal, see what you guys do? ”

"Hmm~~ Well, Tianyu is wrong, these special dishes are ordered by Xiao Hao, and they can't be confused with the meals that the brothers invited to eat later. And as I said just now, I invited the meal that Xiao Hao ordered today. So Tianyu should stop worrying about the sky like this. ”

Banana, you Barra, I've seen a shameless person, but I've never seen you play a shameless role like this. It seems that Lao Tzu's skin thickness is still far from theirs. It's noisy, Lao Tzu is now the supreme CEO of the Tianyu Alliance, how can he be so cheap in front of them? Hey, in terms of martial arts and wisdom, Lao Tzu was originally a little taller than Chen Youliang, but now that he has a little Hao Xiao Zhengtai by his side, I'm afraid he will be a little taller than Lao Tzu.

"Heavenly Master, Dao Chief, Little Prince. Your second course is here. I've kept you waiting. "At this moment, I saw our little two come in again with a plate of special dishes in his hand.

"It's just in time, little two. You can put this dish here with me. Well, by the way, by the way, I removed the plate of the previous dish. ”

It's noisy, considering that there are these two ** birdmen around him, Lao Tzu said that he couldn't put the dishes where their chopsticks could touch them. Otherwise, Lao Tzu would still not be able to touch anything with this dish. And the plate of the last dish has to be taken away, Lao Tzu doesn't want the younger brothers to see that his helper didn't wait for everyone to come, but has begun to eat secretly. Therefore, these incriminating evidence must be disposed of immediately.

"Alright, Celestial Master." Of course, among the three people present, Li Tianshi was the largest, and our junior was naturally very clear about this. So he took Li Tianshi's order, put the dishes in front of Li Tianshi, took the plate and left.

"Tianyu, you, how can you do this? If you don't let me eat it, forget it, how can you do this to Xiao Hao, Xiao Hao is still young, and she is still growing her body. You can't do that to him, besides, I've said I'll treat this meal before! ”

"Oh? Is it? Well, I'll give you food, ah, ah, ah...... I'm sorry, Youliang, Xiaohao, just now I was about to tell you about the characteristics of this Huaiyang cuisine, which is especially known for its spicy and strange taste, you see, I haven't opened my mouth yet, and I was hurt by its characteristics. You don't mind! ”

"You, you, Tianyu, your decision was deliberate, but it doesn't matter, maybe this dish is not very clean when it is made in the kitchen. So, Tianyu, you better take it, we don't mind, right, Xiaohao? After Chen Youliang saw our Li Tianshi putting on a very careless and cheap appearance, he only hated itchy, but after taking a few deep breaths, he said so calmly.

"That's right, Brother Liang, as long as we pick up the top one for a while, the rest is still fine."

"Oh? Is it? So? So what if I flipped the top one like this now? Do you still insist on eating? Xiao Hao, Youliang? ”

"Well, I don't think food can be spent, right, Xiaohao?" After Chen Youliang saw Li Tianyu's ** movements and expressions, a chill suddenly rose in his heart, and saliva couldn't help but gush out of his throat. But in the pursuit of food and clothing, he still said with a little entanglement.

"Well, what Brother Liang said is right." And although our little hao also had a little bad reaction to Brother Tian's approach, he still replied out of the pursuit of solving the problem of food and clothing. Anyway, let's snatch it from Brother Tian first.

"Wow, Youliang, Xiaohao, this water is clear, there is no fish, and people are invincible. I think you should understand this simple truth, right? It's come to this point, you two are still so good, it really makes me meet the master, I said that I won't touch this dish once, and I'll give it all to the two of you. Oh, by the way, Xiao Hao, how many dishes did you order? ”

"That's all, Brother Tian!"

"What, just ordered two dishes. There are three of us here, so at least one person has to order three dishes for one dish. Besides, this meal is your brother Liang's treat, what are you polite about? ”

"Brother Tian, how can you order three dishes when you order food?"

"What's wrong? Why can't I order three dishes? Could it be that this Tianshi Pavilion is forced to buy and sell, and only allows customers to order two or four dishes? ”

"No, Brother Tian, it's because of ......"

"I said Tianyu, are you really confused or pretending to be confused? If you want to say that you are really confused, but you even know the four major cuisines of our Datang, how can you not know these rules? You pretend to be confused, but you really don't look like you're pretending to be confused. ”

"This, Youliang, in fact, this is the thing, just now I was only concerned about explaining to you, but I couldn't get myself to eat, and then I was now empty, which caused the blood flow to be slow, and eventually led to insufficient oxygen supply to the brain. So I can't think of this problem for a while, so I hope Youliang will solve it. If Youliang is right, I will share this dish with the two of you. ”

"Okay, Tianyu, for the sake of this dish, ah no, for the sake of Tianyu, for the sake of your eagerness to learn, I will tell you, these three dishes are the last meal in a person's life."

"The last meal? What do you mean? To be clear, I don't really understand. ”

It's noisy, what three dishes are the last meal of a lifetime, and when Lao Tzu ate a set meal in the school cafeteria in the future, that meal was not a three-dish meal? Although Lao Tzu also knows that when he was at school, he usually invited people to eat with four dishes and one soup. However, that is mainly because the restaurant in the school has an event, and if you order four dishes, you can get a free soup. Seeing that our Heavenly Master Li was still so confused, he couldn't see that he looked like a profound Heavenly Master.

"God~~ brother! Brother Liang means that if you order three dishes, it means that you will be beheaded tomorrow, and the last meal that the prisoners eat before the execution is a three-course meal, which is the first dish on the road to Huangquan, do you understand, Brother Tian? ”

"What? You say that the last meal that this condemned prisoner ate was a three-course meal? ”

"That's right, Brother Tian. That's it. ”

"Tianyu, it seems that you really don't know this, you're not pretending to be confused, you're really confused."

"Well, Youliang, I think you should know about me as well. I have always been known as a 'sensible and obedient child' in the Li Mansion. I have not studied the prisoners at all, because these children who are so sensible and obedient to me are far away from the eight poles that they cannot be beaten, and I have not seen the executed prisoners eat before their executions. ”

"Well, I think we should know this even if we haven't seen it. You see, everyone knows all this. After listening to Li Tianyu's explanation, Chen Youliang couldn't help but sweat.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about these bad things. Come, come, eat, let's eat, hurry up, our brothers will come over in a while. We're going to have to try to get rid of them before they come. ”

"It's long overdue! Tianyu, you should talk about this dish, you should continue to speak, and Xiaohao and I should continue to eat. ”

"Hmm. Speaking of our Huaiyang cuisine, his taste is relatively elegant, and it is indeed clearly distinguished from the Sichuan cuisine, which is indeed extremely spicy......

"Huh? Brother Tian, no, you just said that the characteristics of this Huaiyang cuisine are especially spicy and strange. Why is that the same thing now? ”

"No, Xiao Hao, you must have misheard it just now. Let me tell you, Xiao Hao, when the teacher explains the knowledge to you, you must pay attention to the lecture, this is the basic etiquette of respecting the teacher. Okay, I'll go on, let's talk about this Huaiyang cuisine, which is full of color and flavor, a skilled chef, can only rely on an ordinary kitchen knife, or carving or carving, or engraving or pinning, you can make peonies, lotuses, chrysanthemums and other flower shapes. And our Huaiyang cuisine pays special attention to the heat, different heat can bring different tastes, for example, medium-rare steak and medium-rare steak are naturally different tastes. You are like this dish that comes up now, well, well, not bad, not salty, not light, like braised and like fish. The best, the best. Hey, I said Xiaohao, Youliang, as a gourmet, you must chew slowly, and every bite should be moderate, not too much, and never more than what I picked. ”

"I said, Brother Tian, you can continue to fool me. I think you want to take the opportunity to steal food, right? ”

"Eh~ Xiaohao, how can you say that about your brother Tian? I think he has a point. Right, Tianyu? ”

"Well, you know me. Children at this age still have poor comprehension skills. Now sitting next to you and teaching you is the first gourmand of our Zhenguan Datang. When our foodies heard Chen Youliang's words, they couldn't help but feel a wave of warmth in their hearts, and they severely criticized the next generation of young people for this.

"Besides, Xiao Hao, even if you know that your brother Tian wants to take the opportunity to steal food, then you can't poke your brother Tian to your face like this. Do you think your brother Liang doesn't know? ”

"Youliang, you, you, okay, since you all think so, then I will fulfill your wish." After that, our gourmand began to pick up a lot of Chinese food, stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word, chewed it a few times, and swallowed it.

Chen Youliang and Xiao Hao Xiao Zhengtai saw the sudden change in the situation, and they immediately changed their tactics, and began to grab with our gourmets, fortunately, there were only three of them present, otherwise if this scene was seen by the younger brothers of the Tianyu League, they would definitely drop their contact lenses first, and then laugh off their big teeth.

"Hey, I picked this big piece of meat first!"

"Why didn't I see it? Xiaohao, did you see that just now? ”

"No, Brother Liang."

"Oh, Tianyu, what else do you have to say now? Xiao Hao said that he didn't see it either, so you don't lie anymore. Hurry up and let go. ”

"No, this little guy is obviously with you, and you have a stake in the two of you, so what he said cannot be taken as evidence in court. As the leader of the Heavenly Feather Alliance, I now order you, the gang leader, to loosen the chopsticks quickly. ”

"No, for some wrong decisions of the gang leader, I, as the deputy gang leader, should stop it in time. Come, Xiaohao, you can help Brother Liang, you are also a member of our Tianyu Alliance now, and you also have the obligation to help Tianyu correct his mistakes. ”

"Hey, hey, do you have to rebel? I tell you, when the brothers come over, I'll let the brothers turn you two today, ah, take turns pouring you wine. Before I make a decision, you don't let go. Isn't there something else on that plate? ”

"No, this piece of meat is plump, tender and huge, and everything else is some meat crumbs. That's it, Tianyu, since you and I can't argue, let's not eat a piece of meat. The one present is the youngest of Xiaohao, and he will continue to grow up, so why don't we give him this piece of meat and take it for him to make up for his body. ”

"I'm sorry I believe you. This must be a trick you came up with, a plan to delay the army, surround Wei to save Zhao, and attack the west, and after giving this piece to Xiao Hao, you will definitely take it from him again. ”

"How so? Tianyu! Is my Chen Youliang's character as unbearable as you say? If you say I'll rob you with you, I'll believe it, but if you say I'll rob Xiao Hao, then I won't believe it. You say yes, Xiao Hao? Our Chen Youliang said righteously, and after finishing speaking, he didn't forget to squeeze his eyebrows at Xiao Hao next to him.

"Yes, Brother Liang is right. This meal itself was invited to me by Brother Liang, how could he bother with me about this small piece of meat? ”

"Alright then, if you want me to believe it, it's fine. But then you have to Youliang you loosen the chopsticks first, and I will personally loosen this piece of meat in a small plate, so that I can believe it, otherwise I will be killed, and I won't do it! ”

"Okay, Tianyu, now that it's over, then I'll believe you once. Okay, I'm going to let go. "So our Chen Youliang was ready to compromise after hearing Li Tianyu's compromise, anyway, when the time comes, it will be equivalent to becoming Lao Tzu's plate.

"That's right, Youliang. Come, Xiao Hao, this piece of meat Brother Tian will make up for you. Hmmm......"

I saw that after Chen Youliang compromised, our Li Tianyu pretended to send it to the small dish in front of Xiao Hao, and swallowed it directly after finishing speaking.

"Hey, Tianyu, how can you be so despicable!"

"Filthy Brother Tian! Brother Heaven, who is all evil! ”

"Well, well, oh, yes, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious......" Seeing our Li Tianyu, he made a very memorable look, proudly like a cat who had just eaten something fishy.

"Mean, nasty, wicked......" both shouted at the same time.