Volume 5 "Shu" Chapter 121: It's Not Time (Ticket, Ticket)
"How do you treat these captives?"
On the top of the city tower, Lin Bin accepted the congratulations of the left-behind officials, and is currently leading the officials to watch the prisoners being escorted into the city. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ infoThere were about 4,000 prisoners this time, which is equivalent to half of the total number of the Han army, and according to some people's opinions, they should all be killed, but now it is different from before, it used to be free and unfettered, but now it is different, and you need to consider what the impact will be when you do anything.
Killing naturally requires killing some, but as Chang Diaochong said, killing cannot solve the problem, and another proper way should be found to solve it. As for what is the appropriate approach, this is still up for debate.
Lin Bin knew that the opinion of the civil officials was to appease these alien forces like they did with the Chinese, and let them become the combat force of their own side, the question was whether it was too idealistic to appease the alien races of 4,000 people at one time?
Lin Bin thought carefully on the way back, killed some people who needed to be killed, kept some for himself, and handed over the rest to the local wealthy families or the government, in order to increase the good opinion of the local wealthy families and the government.
The question now is, what should Lin Bin do? He gives the impression that he is a martial artist who knows nothing but military affairs, and if such a suggestion is suddenly made, everyone will be stunned and at the same time will inevitably feel bad, thinking that everything he has done before is pretending to deceive people. Assuming that the impression really changes, the good result is that Liu Jing begins to be vigilant, and the bad result does not need to be talked about, I am afraid that this army, which finally has a place to stay, will be chasing the rats again.
Liu Jing didn't care when she saw that Lin Bin didn't answer, her eyes lit up as she looked at the captives who were still being escorted into the city. There is a calculation in mind.
"Can half of these captives go to Jing?"
Lin Bin turned his head and asked suspiciously, "You?" What do you want these captives to do? β
"Mo Duo asked, do you want to give it?"
The sweet voice almost made Lin Bin shiver. He quickly thought about what Liu Jing was going to do, and did not answer for a long time.
Liu Jing thought that Lin Bin was due, and smiled, "That's it, don't regret it." β
Liu Jing summoned a military attache that Lin Bin had never seen, and led the military attache alone to the side to talk softly, only to see that the military attache kept nodding. After a while, he clenched his fists and left.
Lin Bin is feeling strange, he always maintains a strong sense of distrust of strangers. This is a habit left over from the steppe. When he saw Liu Jing coming back, he was about to ask when he heard the sound of the horn under the city tower, and there were nearly 500 soldiers wearing Xuan armor rushing out of the garrison house, and the appearance of these strange soldiers made him feel depressed, and it seemed that some things were still kept in the dark.
"Don't blame. These soldiers came to deliver grain. At that time, Jun had already gone to war, and Jing stayed temporarily because of the weak defense of the city, not intentionally concealing it. β
What can Lin Bin say? He can't say anything!
But seeing that the 500 soldiers were about to go over to pick out the prisoners but were blocked by the soldiers under Lin Bin's command, the strange military attache was negotiating with Shuang, probably without any result, and the strange military attache had no choice but to run to the city tower again.
After thinking about it, Lin Bin felt that it might be the right choice to give half to Liu Jing, after all, he was busy with the next stage of war preparations, and it was a dangerous thing to leave too many prisoners in the city. No matter how strict the guards are, there is no guarantee that something will happen.
"You go down and give an account to Frost, leaving behind the sturdy captive. All the others were thrown out. β
The grassroots should "promise" to go, and when he was about to get off the road, he happened to bump into the strange military attachΓ©, grinned at him, and then ran off the road.
Since it is to be appeased, the proportion should not be too large, which can prevent the appeased from rebelling during the battle.
Lin Bin summoned Gongsun Hong again and asked Gongsun Hong to go down to deter the captives.
What Lin Bin wanted to do was not to appease the captives as soldiers, but to establish a hierarchical system, and reward those who were willing to accept the appeasement to the meritorious soldiers according to the military merit reward and punishment system, and act as the war servants of those soldiers. The treatment must be strictly divided, and the first one is that the military merits of the war servants are automatically attributed to the Han army soldiers, and with the improvement of the treatment of the Han army soldiers, the treatment of the war servants will be increased accordingly. Of course, these need to be discussed in detail with the parts before making a final conclusion.
According to Lin Bin's idea, the so-called servants who accompanied the war were no different from slaves, all of them were registered, and the escape of the war servants was blamed on the soldiers of the Han army, so the soldiers of the Han army would inevitably be strictly guarded. The servants in the war belong to the personal property of the soldiers of the Han army, and the soldiers themselves are adjusted, and the equipment is reorganized for the soldiers during the battle, and they are the slave soldiers of the soldiers when they go to war, which can relieve the pressure of the commanders of the generals, and the servant soldiers will also be dispersed by most of them, reducing the danger of rebellion at a critical moment.
I have to say that there are certain risks in this way, but the benefits outweigh the risks and we should try to do it, which is also a test for Lin Bin, if it is feasible, it will be done in accordance with this system in the future. Lin Bin had no source of soldiers, and if he wanted to continue to grow himself, and he didn't want the number of soldiers on the register to be too large to attract the scruples of the central government, he had to play a side game.
This method is not the first of Lin Bin's creation, as early as the Zhou Dynasty, there was a relevant system of servants with war, and even the current Han State also has such a system, but the Han State's handling methods are not very good, and what the Han State adopts is to recruit foreign races into soldiers, let the foreign races form an army of their own, and send a prison army to monitor, which is very unreliable. (The Han name is Zhao Xin, and the more than 3,000 Huns in the headquarters of the Xiongnu named Ahur rebelled during the war, causing all the Weiqing Legions to retreat)
Lin Bin knew that Gongsun Hong was ruthless, and believed that Gongsun Hong would have the means to make those people submissive, and of course he would do the reorganization himself.
Liu Jing led the military attache over......
Lin Bin didn't wait for her to speak before he spoke, "I've already ordered it to go down." You can now go and pick and choose. β
Liu Jing glared at Lin Bin dissatisfied, "Are you unwilling to give it?" β
Lin Bin smiled but did not speak.
The next thing was much easier, and under Frost's selection, nearly two thousand five hundred people were left, and the rest were taken away. Gongsun Hong's methods were also very simple, he first yelled at the captives. I don't know what it was to roar, but when I saw someone with a hesitant expression, I asked my soldiers to rush in and pull it out, and without saying a word, they chopped it with a knife. It looks crisp and crisp.
Gongsun Hong's bloody deterrent methods were very effective, and after cutting nearly a hundred people, the other captives seemed much more honest.
The change of people's mentality is a wonderful thing, when the wind is smooth, you can be arrogant and no one in your eyes, but once you understand that life and death are not in your hands, people will become very timid, and see the people they are familiar with being pulled out one by one and cut off their heads, and the fear in their hearts cannot be described in words......
Sometimes barbarism is the best way to deal with it, and Gongsun Hong is also telling his captives with killing. You are now the property of the Han army, obedient ones, born; Disobedient. Die.
The civil official group looked at the city tower with a chill, and some civil officials who called themselves benevolent and righteous wanted to shout "killing prisoners is not benevolent" or something, but in view of Lin Bin's murderous intent, they didn't dare to make a sound.
Liu Jing's expression is natural. She should have married the Huns. I have studied the nomads, and I know that the structure of the nomads is simple, and the hierarchy is not complicated, it is nothing more than the difference between slave owners and slaves, they are barbaric, and they can't talk about benevolence and righteousness at all, and the barbarians who don't know what is called benevolence and righteousness can only use killing to carry out the most direct deterrence, and it is difficult to suppress it.
Everyone knows that these captives are called horse thieves. In fact, most of them are some alien armed forces, to put it bluntly, some pastures without herds. The small tribes who only rely on robbery and robbery to survive, the law of the grassland still applies to them, and the weak die; The strong are born, that is, the choice of a woman is the first choice of a warrior who is good at fighting.
Lin Bin looked at it for a while and didn't want to look at it anymore, and when he was about to turn around, he was stopped by Liu Jing.
"Do you have anything to say?"
"Huh?"
"Jun said before that it is not difficult to win this battle, but now that the thieves are a little bit closer, is there anything else you haven't done?"
Lin Bin touched the stubble on his chin and nodded to show that he knew what he hadn't done yet. He really wanted to take advantage of the time difference to annihilate the nearby enemy forces first, and then prepare for a long-distance attack. As he said before, as long as a man of blood does not stand idly by while his fellow man suffers, of course, the promise he makes must be fulfilled, otherwise he would not have spent so much effort to design.
Liu Jing first thanked her, "So Jing is relieved" and replied: "If you have what you need, and tell Jing, Jing will allow it!" β
Maybe even Liu Jing didn't understand what kind of mentality she had, she saw that the man in front of her had won victory after victory under conditions that others thought were impossible, and she had a strong sense of dependence that even she couldn't explain, as if the man in front of her would definitely do it as long as he was willing to make a promise.
Lin Bin really needs Liu Jing's help, "Do you have a way to get a topographic map of the counties in Biansai?" β
As we all know, if you want to attack from afar, you need to rely on familiarity with the terrain, otherwise the so-called long-range attack can only be a joke, and the secrecy of topographic maps in ancient times is also the most important to all countries, and it is generally not easy to show people.
Lin Bin wants to lead the army from Xihe to attack the invading armies such as Xianbei and Wuhuan in a roundabout way, so of course he needs a good military map as a prerequisite, and he does not want to fight to the death with the invading armies such as Xianbei and Wuhuan, but wants to wait for the Xianbei, Wuhuan and other tribes to lead the army to attack their nest and force the enemy army to retreat to rescue the nest.
Liu Jing didn't know Lin Bin's plan, thinking that he was going to use his strong mobility and alien races to fight in various counties. She thought about it for a while, hesitated and said, "Jing Ke can ask people to find a topographic map of Dingnan, Yanmen, and Daijun." β
Lin Bin bowed, "These are enough." He clenched his fists and wanted to leave.
Liu Jing shouted again, "Is there anything you haven't said to Jing?" β
Lin Bin felt that he had said everything, and he didn't know what Liu Jing was talking about, showing a confused expression.
"Hello ......" Liu Jing approached, blushing and charming, she asked hesitantly, "What do you think of Jing?" β
It was the first time for Lin Bin to see this mother-in-law showing a squirming demeanor, and he couldn't help but be happy, "Except for being rude, everything else is fine." β
Liu Jing lowered her head and whispered: "Compared with her clan sister, Jun ......"
Lin Bin happened to see Gongsun Hong walking on the road, and replied casually, "Both are fine", and walked straight towards Gongsun Hong after speaking.
Liu Jing lowered her head, and her vision was her chest, she didn't see Lin Bin leaving, and she was still asking, "What if you want to compare?" I didn't hear an answer for a long time, but when I looked up, I saw the elm head talking happily with people on the side, and I was ashamed and angry, "Lin Bin, you are a bastard!" βγ Stomping his feet, he departed with the support of the maid.
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"There are two thousand two hundred and thirty numbers, Hong thinks ......" Gongsun Hong heard Liu Jing shouting angrily in the middle of speaking, and he turned his head to look. I happened to see Liu Jing throwing her sleeves and walking away angrily. He snickered in his heart and pretended to be confused: "Princess Jing, ...... this?" β
Lin Bin gave a standard answer, "What about the crazy woman, don't pay attention to it." He said solemnly: "Continue to report yours." β
Gongsun Hong's expression was extremely strange, "Huh? Cough...... Ahem, this ......, this ...... Hong thinks that the law set by the adults is great and good. In this way, the soldiers can get benefits, and the second can increase our combat power. He changed his words, "Although this method is good. But I wonder what the adults have to make the converts obey? β
To be honest, Lin Bin is not very sure, after all, those who return to obedience are all lonely and have nothing to worry about, and if he hardens his heart and stabs him in the back, he will only be executed.
"So I'm going to ask you to come up with a perfect system! Let the hearts of those who are obedient have a bond. When you want to repeat it, think about it if you are reversed. Will the person or thing he cares about be implicated? β
"Your Excellency is saying that you are trying to make it concerning? It's so easy to do! If we go to war again, we can plunder their women, reward their soldiers, and give more soldiers to the brave servants of war, so that not only can the servants of the war be the first in every war, but also dare not repeat it again if they have wives and children in the future. β
Lin Bin nodded in satisfaction, but he didn't think that this was enough.
"The problem is now to be solved by the servants who have been converted, and killing alone will not solve the problem."
"There is a way to macro. I don't know if it's possible? β
"Say!"
"The humble thought that the new converts were of many races. can take advantage of this preparation for war, let the soldiers lead their servants out of the city to hunt, so that seventy percent of the looted things belong to the army; The soldiers were given two percent; Leave only one percent as a reward, and the servant is a robber and a barbarian, and he will be happy, but his hatred can be reduced. β
Lin Bin had originally thought about such a system, but no one had talked about it, and he was very surprised to hear such a bandit theory that was out of his time from Gongsun Hong. If this military rule is enforced, it is conceivable that not only the servants who accompany the war, but also the soldiers under his command will definitely work harder in the future, after all, people are born, old, sick and die, and it is impossible to be a soldier for a lifetime, who doesn't want to live a rich life after unloading their armor and returning to the field?
The question is......
"All the nearby should be cleared, where else is there anyone to rob you? Furthermore, it is not time to let the soldiers out of the city, but to let them train their servants in battle to become familiar with the system as soon as possible. β
Lin Bin has always believed that everything can't be too urgent, and he won't be choked by eating one bite at a time, he doesn't have much time now, and the first thing is to trim the army. According to the estimation of Lin Bin and many others, the Xianbei, Wuhuan and other tribes will send troops at the end of this month at the latest, considering the factors of the rainy season in late spring, the combat perimeter of the Xianbei, Wuhuan and other tribes will not exceed two months, and it can be judged that they will not penetrate deep into the Han realm.
"We have half a month, and within this half month, we must integrate the horse thieves who were previously attached to us into combat power. In addition, you have also seen the combat power of the Tiger Rider, do you think there is anything that needs to be improved? β
Gongsun Hong thought carefully and replied: "Tiger riding is probably only something that adults can control. β
"What do you mean?"
"Tiger riders are all equipped heavy riders, and without tactical assistance, they have no advantage against light riders. The humble steals thought that the advantages of the tiger ride were the thickness of the armor, the length of the machine, and the weight, and the courage to look at it when charging. I don't know if you have ever thought about it, if the enemy army avoids and does not fight, how can the tiger riders fight? β
"Finished!"
"The reason why Hiroshi thinks that only adults can control it is the truth. Adults are good at arranging formations, and the method of adapting to the situation can ignore many unfavorable conditions and lead the advantages, if they are not good at arranging formations and do not understand tactics, they will not dare to lead. β
Lin Bin knew that Gongsun Hong said that no one could get the truth, the mobility of the tiger horse was not faster than that of the light horse, and if there was no good tactical assistance, there was really no advantage. Heavy cavalry is a cavalry army that is used to fight tough battles, and dispatching means a decisive battle, and if there is no light cavalry to drag the enemy, it is indeed not advantageous in the open grassland.
"The Tiger Riding system does not need to be increased, just maintain the current scale."
"Yes!"
That night, Lin Bin ordered the whole army to have a carnival, during which a new military law of rewards and punishments was announced, and the soldiers were obviously overjoyed after hearing it; The civil servants also had no objection to the distribution of the seizures. After all, most of it belongs to the army, and the logistics of the army are in their control; The only person who has an opinion on the military law of heart reward and punishment is Liu Jing, who seems to be deliberately trying to find trouble with Lin Bin. At the first opportunity, he spoke angrily, which made everyone around feel a little inexplicable.
Lin Bin knew that Liu Jing was looking for an opportunity to take revenge, so he didn't care, but he still responded with a smile, and continued to discuss military affairs with his subordinates after a casual conversation.
Now, Liu Jing deliberately spilled the turbid wine in the bottle in her hand on Lin Bin next to her, and there was a burst of silver bell laughter. The demonstration seemed to stare at Lin Bin, as if he was about to devour Lin Bin into his stomach. Liu Jing thought that she would hear the sentence "You crazy woman" as usual, but she didn't think that Lin Bin would patronize and talk to Jia He and ignore it at all. She was even more disappointed, and deliberately knocked down the maid who was kneeling next to her when Lin Bin leaned over and grabbed the bottle to drink, causing the maid to scream and crash into Lin Bin, and the turbid wine in the jar was splashed clean. Lin Bin finally turned his head to look at her.
The maid was terrified and wanted to make amends. Lin Bin ignored the maid and glared at Liu Jing angrily, "Are you enough?" Don't force Lao Tzu to pump you! β
Liu Jing raised her head arrogantly and lowered her voice, "This palace is waiting!" β
Lin Bin was speechless for a while, secretly annoyed, only to feel that this mother-in-law seemed to have a tendency to be abused? Every time she says good words, she is relatively unappreciative, but she likes others to be fierce to her.
The two were close. Lin Bin felt that if he continued to make such trouble, he would inevitably be criticized by others, especially civil officials. Lowered his posture, "Don't make trouble, the soldiers are watching." β
Really......
Liu Jing was still arrogant and held her head high, she glanced at Liu Yicui and Yanzi, who had been sitting silently behind Lin Bin, Fuer looked at Lin Bin, she first pursed her lips, and then continued to demonstrate as if glaring: "You bastard!" β
Gongsun Hong pulled Jiahe's robe, and motioned for the two to switch positions with his eyes, Jiahe was puzzled, and when Gongsun Hong whispered, the two switched positions.
Lin Bin was secretly angry, "Fuck, this crazy woman!" It's really not good to break out in front of so many people, so he simply turned his head and wanted to say something to Jiahe, but what he saw was Gongsun Hong, and he was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing here?" β
Gongsun Hong smiled lewdly, "I have something to talk about." β
Lin Bin saw Gongsun Hong's lewd smile and immediately had a black line, and most of the officers at the scene had already left the scene under the stimulation of alcohol, so they hid back in the nest and made love. Now that he saw Gongsun Hong with a lewd smile on his face, his eyes swept back and forth between himself and Liu Jing, how could he not guess what it meant.
"You're stupid, I'm not stupid! Anyone can touch it, once you touch that crazy woman, I'm afraid Lao Tzu's good days will come to an end! β
A big truth made Gongsun Hong also have a black line, he really didn't know that Lin Bin was a little afraid of Liu Jing, "But a woman, where did you go because of the courage of the adults on the battlefield?" β
Lin Bin didn't feel embarrassed, "It's different. There are a lot to consider, such as the meaning of politics, if it reaches the ears of the emperor, I don't know what will happen. β
Gongsun Hong whispered: "Fu Ye! Hong thought that Princess Jing was deeply fond of the courage of adults, and she had already admired her, but the adults deliberately avoided it, so she had the posture just now. β
Lin Bin was speechless for a moment, he is a man, and if he is a man, he will have the desire to conquer, especially if there are only a few princesses in a country, if he doesn't want to conquer Liu Jing, he doesn't even believe it, but he always feels as if something is wrong, and Liu Jing is too strong, so he has been depressed.
Gongsun Hong knew that it was enough to talk to Jiahe, so he turned his head and talked with Jia He Xiaoxiao.
Lin Bin wanted to fill the bottle again, but as soon as the spoon reached into the wine, his hand trembled, and the turbid wine was thrown clean again. He turned his head to see that a brocade shoe under the silkworm dress had been kicking his left ribs, he slowly raised his head, and as his eyes moved, he saw a delicate face, she was kicking himself to play.
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Lin Bin stretched out his hand and grabbed the little foot, neither shook nor grabbed, and glared at Liu Jing with fire in his eyes, "You come with me!" After speaking, he slowly stood up, and saw that there were two mothers-in-law behind him who were also looking at themselves with a smile, and they were even more angry in their hearts, and they walked away angrily.
Gongsun Hong obviously saw Liu Jing's eyes showing joy, he pretended to drink to hide the color on his face, and then turned his head and talked and laughed loudly with Jia He as if he didn't see anything.
Lin Bin left the venue of the feast, walked straight to the horse road, stepped up to the city tower, and dismissed the soldiers on the left and right guards, and punched on the battlements, "Lao Tzu will kill you!" β
Not long waiting, a petite figure also walked up the road, she seemed to be looking at something, saw the burly figure above the city tower, and hurriedly quickened her pace......
"Lao Tzu will beat you to death...... Lao Tzu pumped you to death......" Lin Bin drank too much, his head was a little dizzy, and his stomach felt a little swollen, so he loosened his trouser belt. I also happened to see a petite figure stepping up the tower......
Lin Bin walked up quickly in an instant, only to hear a coquettish cry, and the person who came was hugged by him. By the way, she gagged her mouth, stepped into a horse posture, slightly bit her body, put the belly of the petite figure on her thighs, raised her buttocks high, and slapped her big hand on the buttocks of the petite figure, which felt very good. Full of elasticity, finally relieved after a few beats. He hugged his petite body sideways again and brought it up. "Talk about military affairs, let you play, play again!" , the words are not finished. But it feels like the fragrance is not Liu Jing's light sandalwood. It is a floral fragrance like very jasmine, and I was stunned for a moment.
"You ......, you are Liu Yicui!" Lin Bin was completely stunned at this time......
But seeing that Liu Yicui's eyes were full of mist, Lin Bin quickly released the palm covering her mouth, very embarrassed: "Ah, ha~, heh...... Hehe! Recognize and recognize the wrong person. As he spoke, he gently let go of Liu Yicui.
Lin Bin wanted to say something, but saw that Liu Yicui was still very polite despite the mist in his eyes. "It's not the general's fault", after speaking, he will step on small steps. During this period, he turned back and said "she is coming", and then trotted towards his house.
Sure enough, a petite figure appeared on the horse road again, she was also looking around, waiting to see Lin Bin, and seemed to call out something softly, waiting for Lin Bin to answer angrily, and then trotted.
Liu Jing went up to the city tower, "You bastard......", halfway through the conversation, it was replaced by a coquettish voice, which was concocted by Lin Bin'an's method just now, and then pressed her ass and jerked, "Bastard, Lao Tzu has been this fire nest for a long time!" Suddenly, Lin Bin suddenly felt a little strange, he didn't seem to cover her mouth, why didn't he scream?
Lin Bin looked down, Liu Jing looked at himself with a smile instead of being angry, he almost choked to death by choking in one breath, and he simply didn't smoke it, the wolf paw pinched it curiously, and came up with a consistent answer, and the two sisters' hips were also elastic.
"Gentle, it hurts."
It doesn't matter if you don't say it, Liu Jing's opening caused another jerk, and she just listened to "Hmm...... Hmmm......" The coquettish panting continued, and Lin Bin felt a strange pleasure when he heard it, he was bold, and he reached out to lift the skirt, but was grabbed by a slender hand.
"Uh-......huh, huh? Youβhow dare you ......"
The soft threat didn't have any effect, Lin Bin took advantage of his drunken courage to lift the skirt, and the delicate "Ah! Exclaimed, suddenly the slender legs were exposed to the air, the Han Dynasty woman had no pants under her body, the delicate skin of the snow-white buttocks reflected the soft light of the charming complexion, the tentacles were extremely smooth and soft, and I vaguely felt the wetness and stickiness between the gaps between the flowers, and the intimate parts were touched, and the sound of coquettish panting sounded.
"You...... You...... How daring, dare to be so ...... to this palace But, it can be known, it is...... Capital offense ......"
Lin Bin didn't pay attention, didn't mention the word 'Bengong', as soon as he heard the word 'Bengong', the strange sense of tyranny became more and more intense, as if he had done something that others did not dare to do, he was both proud and full of pleasure, and he couldn't stop. When he heard the words 'capital crime' in the back, Lin Bin's hands stiffened, and he thought that he had done everything, and it was the same whether he stopped or stopped, and then this crazy woman was trying to stop it rather than encouraging, because she was just whispering, not screaming.
Liu Jing said in a greasy voice, her current mood can be described as extremely complicated, a strange feeling is devouring her reason, she wanted to shout but her private parts were touched and she didn't have the strength to shout, how did the petite girl who was not a person resist and knew what to do, and in the end she could only be soft and at the mercy of others.
Wine is the guts of the husband, Lin Bin was about to carry Liu Jing into the room, but he felt that his arm hurt at first, and when he looked down, Liu Jing's small mouth bit on his arm, and his eyes were full of resentment looking at him.
Lin Bin didn't care, he did what he wanted to do so much when he did this. He was about to take a step when he heard someone calling out, "Princess, where are you?" This seemed to be a signal, more and more people shouted, and he subconsciously looked at Liu Jing......
"Bastard, don't let the slaves go yet. When people see it, you really ...... It's really going to die. β
Lin Bin's face twitched, and he was extremely depressed......
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It's amazing, honor turns out to have the potential to write h-books......
ps: The monthly pass is about to break 1,000, in order to have a club, buddy smash the ticket!
(To be continued,) (To be continued.) )