Chapter 35: My Life Is All Pits
"Calm down! Daughter-in-law~ You have to be calm! ”
Zhang Liang was reflexively restrained by Han Shu's elbow joint, powerlessly guiding the other party repeatedly!
Han Shu didn't pay attention to it, just glanced at him, and asked a little coquettishly, "Then you promised me to be on a team with you?" “
"Nope! It's not negotiable~ My team is really not suitable for you! I'm really worried about you, and besides, we are already engaged, so you don't have to worry about me messing around! Besides, with such a beautiful daughter-in-law as you, would I be so stupid to go and die without anything?! "Although Zhang Liang was restrained, he did not let in this matter at all!
Han Shu was a little anxious when she heard this, and said with a little grievance: "You...... You Rippy! Just now you said that as long as I win against you, you will listen to me! “
"I mean, if you win, I'll listen to you! I didn't say I'd let you team up with me! Besides, I'm saying that completely to take advantage of you, ah~~~~ That's not ~~~ It's a competition! ”
"You...... You Rippy! I'm just going to be on a team with you! I only have this one request, and if you don't agree, I won't let go! ”
Zhang Liang felt very helpless! Promise, Han Shu's safety really makes me feel uneasy! If you don't agree, it's not a matter if you're always being controlled! Now there are only two of them, and if they are seen by the sergeants, it will be a big shame!
Zhang Liang's brain turned, and the "obscenity" was born! His elbow joint was reversed, and although his arms couldn't move, his fingers were still flexible! I saw that his fingers were clenched and directly attacked Han Shu's chest. When Han Shu saw this, she hurriedly stepped back, and her hands were naturally protected on her chest!
"What are you doing?" Han Shushy asked!
"Hey, hey, hey~ My milk dragon claw hand is the true biography of Wei Xiaobao in the story of Xingye Lu Ding! Never missed! Zhang Liang replied proudly!
But before the words fell, Han Shu had already stepped forward, grabbed his ear, and asked angrily, "Never missed?" Who else have you arrested?! ”
Zhang Liang's ears hurt and turned his toes upside down, so that his ears would suffer less! Quickly replied: "No!! No!! This is the first time I used it! I swear!! ”
When Han Shu heard this, her hand lightened, and she snorted and said, "Then you dare to boast that you have never missed?" ”
Zhang Liang sighed lightly and replied helplessly: "Half the success rate!" ”
"Half? …… Yes!!! Han Shu was about to ask, but suddenly felt that the bright "devil's claw" was attached to her chest! Suddenly Jiaojiao shouted!
It turned out that Zhang Liangshi had just spoken, and as soon as he spoke, he directly poked out the claws of Lushan! This time it's a one-hit hit! After success, Han Shu folded her arms again, and Zhang Liang quickly escaped! Only Han Shu was left in the room and shouted ashamedly and annoyedly: "Hooligan!!! ”
After Zhang Liang escaped from Han Shu's room, he went directly to find Zhang Yun! He wanted to see if Zhang Yun had already started preparing according to his instructions!
As soon as I arrived at Zhang Yun's place, I saw that he was engrossed in disguise, and he didn't even notice his arrival!
"Zhang Yun?" Zhang Liang called tentatively!
Zhang Yun looked back when he heard the sound, and when he saw that it was the son who came, he hurriedly stepped forward! With his hands spread, he said to Childe, "Childe, look! How's I dressed here?! Can you fool Qin Jun? ”
Take a closer look at Zhang Yun, in addition to adding a beard at this time, he also treated the corners of his eyes and the bridge of his nose, if you don't look closely, you really can't see that it's Zhang Yun! Although he didn't know what this world merchant should be like! But I always feel like something is missing!
After thinking for a moment, he frowned and said to Zhang Yun, "Yun! It's good! But I always feel like there's something missing! Like that "shiny" feeling! Do you understand? “
Zhang Yun looked at Gongzi puzzled, and replied blankly: "Shiny? What does it mean Childe! ”
That's right! Zhang Yun had never studied English, and Zhang Liang explained with an embarrassed smile: "It's that kind of shiny and dazzling feeling!" ”
Zhang Yun thought for a long time before replying: "Childe! Do you mean that there is a lack of some pearlescent energy, that sense of wealth? ”
When Zhang Liang heard this, his head was like pounding garlic, and he hurriedly said: "Yes! Right! That's what it means! As a businessman, a nouveau riche can't at least make people feel too shabby! ”
Zhang Yun nodded approvingly, but then changed the conversation and said: "I understand the meaning of the childe, but will it be easy to attract the attention of others if it is too public?" Besides, it is these soldiers that are afraid of these sergeants in this world, for fear of being blackmailed! So there is some convergence! ”
For Zhang Yun's opinion, Zhang Liang felt very pleased! He has been able to dissect the problem from both positive and negative sides! Then he said with satisfaction: "Yes! It's great that you can have this insight! Indeed, as you said, it should not be too sharp! But we can tweak it a little! This gold, silver and jewelry can't leak white, so work clothing! A gorgeously dressed person will invisibly give people a sense of wealth! What do you think? ”
Zhang Yun suddenly realized when he heard this, and hurriedly said yes!
After negotiating with Zhang Yun about makeup and lurking, the two personally selected a few sergeants to wear makeup and accompany them! After obtaining some finances and treasures from Han Cheng, the investigation operation began!
After sending Zhang Yun away, Zhang Liang began to personally choose a hiding place! For several days, he and Han Cheng each chose six hiding places so that they could be transferred and changed at any time! He personally surveyed the geography of this area and looked for a strategic location suitable for ambush and interception! After everything is taken care of, I will return to the camp with peace of mind and wait for Zhang Yun's information!
"O ovary! You should be tired for a few days, so go back and rest early! Han Cheng, who was traveling with Zhang Liang, said on the way back to the camp!
Zhang Liang nodded and replied, "Thank you for your concern, it's almost falling apart these days!" It's time to take a break! But please also tell the sergeant to be on guard! Don't let up! As long as Zhang Yun returns, we will immediately disperse! ”
Han Cheng paid careful attention to Zhang Liang's suggestion, and immediately ordered the sergeants around him to make arrangements! Then he said to Zhang Liang: "Ovary! I know you're worried about Shu'er's safety and don't want her to be on your team! But you also need to know Shu'er's temper! If you insist on not letting her follow you, you still need kind words to persuade you! ”
Zhang Liang smiled bitterly and said in his heart: Can I not know her temper? No one can beat it when it's tough! When I am tender, I feel pity! I am hard and soft with her! She's hard and soft on me!
"Don't worry, my lord, the preparations for the division of troops have been made, and I will persuade Shu'er when I come back this time! Make her willingly follow the adult's team! ”
After listening to Zhang Liang's words, Han Cheng snorted lightly!
After the two returned to the camp, Zhang Liang rested for the night! On the second morning, I went to Han Shu's room early in the morning to fulfill my promise!
Say yes, do what you do! Zhang Liang still hasn't come up with any effective solutions! At this moment, he has come to Han Shu's door!
"Shu'er! Shu'er! Are you there? Can I come in? Thank you! Zhang Liang tapped the door a few times, and then entered Han Shu's boudoir with a muttering to himself! There is no self-consciousness to avoid suspicion at all!
As soon as I entered the door, I found that there was no one in the house! When he was wondering, he found that there was something on Han Shu's bed, and his curiosity drove Zhang Liang to take a closer look! But it's a portrait!
The characters above are as good as ever, and at first Zhang Liang thought it was a wanted warrant for the Qin Dynasty! On closer inspection, I realized that this portrait and his hairstyle were exactly what they looked like in their previous lives! And the portrait also has a faint body fragrance! While he was looking at the portrait, he suddenly heard Han Shu's voice at the door!
"What are you doing here? Yes!! What are you looking at? Who let you watch! Seeing that Zhang Liang was looking at the painting, Han Shu hurriedly stepped forward and took the painting back!
Seeing Han Shu's anxious actions, Zhang Liang was stunned at first, and then asked with a hippie smile: "Shu'er!" What are you doing with this wanted warrant? ”
Han Shu was a little puzzled at first, but then she understood that Zhang Liang was taking this painting as a wanted notice for the Qin State! After stabilizing his mind for a while, he replied: "En~ I just wanted to confirm whether the wanted Zhang Liang was you, so I took one!" ”
Zhang Liang let out a sigh when he heard this, and then sat on the edge of Han Shu's bed without any scruples, crossed Erlang's legs, and asked ill-intentionedly: "Then you answer me a few questions!" I've seen this wanted warrant too, and it's obviously different from yours, and the hairstyle is fundamentally two eras! And there is a faint body fragrance on this portrait, just like yours! Do you carry it on your body every day?! ”
As soon as he heard that Zhang Liang had already debunked himself, Han Shu immediately showed embarrassment! I was speechless for a while, and I turned around and wanted to run!
Zhang Liang saw it, and hurriedly got up and hugged her from behind! waited until she locked Han Shu so that she couldn't escape, then he put his mouth in her ear from behind and whispered: "You and I already have a marriage contract, if you like me, you like me!" Afraid of what? You drew this portrait yourself before you met me? And every day close to the collection? ”
Seeing that Zhang Liang had already guessed everything, Han Shu was not hiding it, but was a little shy. replied softly: "You were born to hurt people!" It was nothing to let you know! I'm just afraid that if you know that I miss you so much, you will bully me unscrupulously! I'm the only one crying when the time comes......"
The most difficult thing to accept the grace of the beauty, this Han Shu is afraid that half of Zhang Liang's bones have been melted in a word, and she can't help but kiss her cheek with a little water! Then he said: "How can I be willing to bully you?!" It's too late to spoil you! ”
Han Shu never resisted Zhang Liang's "light" move! After all, the two of them have a county night, and they have already done things that are ten times more shy than this! But I can't believe his words about not bullying him! He pouted and said, "You still don't bully me?" I can't change what you decide, it's always what you say! Even if I want to be on a team with you this time, you will obstruct it in every way! It's you bullying me! Hum! ”
Reasoning with a woman is like self-defeating martial arts! Zhang Liang knew that although he could force Shu'er to obey his orders by using a strong method, it would break her heart after all! For his beloved, if he can't love her, how can he bear to hurt her! So Zhang Liang decided to use his most powerful shameless Dafa......
I saw him slowly turn Han Shu around with his hand, face to face with him, his eyes were full of sincerity, and he said slowly: "My Shu'er baby! I know you're worried about me, and I admit you're better than me! But you have to think about me and the more than 200 sergeants! What will I do if you are on a team with us? What do they do? ”
Han Shu was puzzled after hearing this, looked at Zhang Liang and asked, "What's wrong with you?" And what happened to them? "If you follow us, eat and live together." Thinking about the slow and long night, getting along with you day and night, how can I resist your temptation! When I was in that county, I was already holding back my lust, thinking that after proposing, Ming Media was marrying and being a real couple with you! Although I have never been married now, you and I have a marriage contract, and I really can't guarantee that I can still bear it! If I can't help myself, how do you tell me to face the sergeants, and what will happen if the sergeants know about us?! I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed too! You tell me? “
As soon as she heard Zhang Liang mention the matter of the county, Han Shu immediately couldn't raise her head in shame, except for the real gun actual battle that night, I was afraid that everything she could did was done! Listening to Zhang Liang's ******** again, it's all about men and women, and I can't help but be angry and anxious!
"You...... Why are you so scoundrel?! Who seduced you?! Do you have to be like that?! You're in the army! Why is your mind full of those things? In the end, even Han Shu herself felt embarrassed!
Zhang Liang didn't think so, and still replied seriously: "Guan Guan Ju Dove; On the River Island! My Fair Lady; Hello Zhang Liang! This is human, and I am not undefeated in the East! Be true to your ideas! Besides, if you have such a beautiful daughter-in-law and don't think about it every day, is that still a normal man?! Do you dare to marry this kind of man?! As for the temptation~~hehe~~ Your existence is a temptation for me! ”
Although she said it unspeakably, her words seemed to hit Han Shu's weakness, so that she couldn't refute it! I can only bow my head in frustration!
Seeing that Han Shu had succumbed, Zhang Liang was very pleased! Looking at the lost Han Shu, a heart of compassion rose again! Hold her cheeks with both hands and put your mouth directly on Han Shu's lips! The speed of the action was staggering, and without waiting for Han Shu to react, he actually sucked her fragrant tongue directly......
Han Shu wanted to resist, but when Zhang Liang kissed him, the whole person was crispy, so he had to let him act recklessly!
"Miss? Yes!!! A coquettish cry woke up the two!
Looking at it together, it was Yue'er standing at the door, and the lingering behavior of the two was seen by her!
"Little ...... Miss! Elder brother! I...... I didn't see anything! I...... I'm here to find Miss to pick medicine! Yue'er said nervously!
Han Shu was at a loss when she saw that the two of them were bumped into each other, only to see her bite her silver teeth, run to the door, pick up Yue'er and run away! Only Zhang Liang was left standing in place stupidly!
After a long time, Zhang Liang came back to his senses, looked up to the sky and shook his head and said, "My life is full of pits!" Jang Yun is! Wang Fang is! Now even your own sister is too!? Is this swollen? Is it swollen?! ”