Fan Rui, the demon king of the mixed world, said: "Monk, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Mr. Fan, the two of us have been friends for many years, and what should we not say to each other." ”

Fan Rui turned his eyes and looked around and said, "Monk, how do I feel that I regret going to Liangshan a little." ”

Lu Zhishen stared at Fan Rui with two eyes and said, "Mr. Fan, do you really regret it!" ”

Fan Rui said: "It's not how to get it, in the past, when I was in that Mangdang Mountain, I heard that this Shuibo Liangshan is based on righteousness, and all brothers are equal, but since the death of King Huangtian, it has become more and more disrespectful, and I knew that I would rather die in battle than come up to this Liangshan." ”

Lu Zhishen sighed and said: "Alas, so you are here to blame the Sprinkle family, it was the Sprinkle family who persuaded you to return to Liangshan with the Eight Folds and the Flying Sage Li Gon." ”

Fan Rui hurriedly said: "Monk, where did you say this, when you persuaded the three of us to return to Liangshan, it was also out of kindness, but that person can have front and back eyes and see things clearly." I, Fan Rui, don't blame you, if you want to blame, I can only say that I blame fate. ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Mr. Fan, you can do it now, then Song Jiang didn't let Gongsun Sheng of Zhuyun Dragon keep you by his side and say something to teach you, Jiugong Mountain Luo Zhenren's non-transmission technique Five Thunder Righteous Method, I don't know how you have learned." ”

Fan Rui snorted coldly and said, "Hmph, the bullshit's Five Thunder Fa." Song Jiang asked me to stay by Gongsun Sheng's side, no wonder he let that Gongsun Lao Dao stare at me all the time, what is there to teach me spells, besides, that Gongsun Sheng himself doesn't know whether he has learned it or not. ”

Lu Zhishen shook his head and said disdainfully: "Mr. Fan, this sprinkle family doesn't understand, why does Song Jiang want to keep an eye on you?" ”

Fan Rui said: "Monk, do you not know, this Qingfeng Mountain, Opposite Shadow Mountain, Huangmen Mountain, Yinmachuan, Baihu Mountain, Peach Blossom Mountain, Dengyun Mountain, Shaohua Mountain, including your Erlong Mountain, that cottage is not all actively subordinated to Shuibo Liangshan, only I Mangdang Mountain dare to call this Liangshan, and only return to Liangshan when I am forced to do so, so how can I make that Song Jiang rest assured, when I just went to Liangshan, I said it well, let me and that Xiang Chong and Li Gon The two brothers still lead the original 3,000 brothers of Mangdang Mountain, But soon, I assigned the eight-armed Xiang Chong and the Flying Sage Li Gon to the Black Whirlwind Li Kui as a deputy general, which was obviously a plan to play the bottom of the kettle, and then scattered my 3,000 brothers from Mangdang Mountain to various small villages, so that I am now a lonely person, and I am going around behind the ass of Gongsun Sheng of the Cloud Dragon all day long, what is this called! ”

After listening to the heart-to-heart words of Fan Rui, the demon king of the mixed world, Lu Zhishen also said with deep feelings: "But isn't it, let's take those people in Erlongshan as an example, now they are also torn apart, and it is difficult to find someone to talk to." Alas, okay, let's not talk about these annoying things, let's go into the house and drink. As soon as I got shochu, I had no worries. ”

Fan Rui followed Lu Zhishen into the room, Lu Zhishen took out two large jars of soju, and found some peanuts and jujubes from the cabinets, held them and put them on the table and said: "Come to Mr. Fan, there is nothing to eat here at the Sprinkle house, so I can only drink wine with these peanuts and jujubes." ”

Fan Rui smiled and said: "Monk, it's better to drink this peanut and jujube, so that the oil can cover your heart." ”

Lu Zhishen smiled and said: "Hehe, it's better to have a muddy heart, and all the troubles will be forgotten cleanly." If you don't want to, you won't be annoyed. ”

Fan Rui, the demon king of the mixed world, said: "Monk, there are a few people in this world who can see as much as you, and the matter of Hongchen is really troublesome. ”

Lu Zhishen patted his bald head and said, "Mr. Fan, it's better for you to shave that hair too, like a monk like me, then there will be no thousands of worries." ”

Fan Rui said: "Monk, although you have shaved your head, do you really have thousands of troubles in your heart!" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "The Sprinkle family is a monk, only worried about the world, only worried about the world, only sad about the world, alas! Poor me, I can't practice at home, it's difficult to jump out of the Three Realms, and I'm not in the Five Elements. ”

Fan Rui said rudely: "What is outside the Three Realms, among the Five Elements, there is no one in this world who is not troubled." Come on, come on, drink! ”

After drinking three bowls of wine with two stuffy heads, Fan Rui said: "Monk, I just passed by the Zhongyi Hall and saw the nine-tailed turtle Tao Zongwang and the blue-eyed tiger Li Yun leading people to dig and smash stones there, I don't know what to do?" ”

Lu Zhishen shook his head and said, "Where does the Sprinkle family know what they are going to do?" I heard that it had been surrounded by people led by Xiao Wen Hou Lu Fang, and idle people were not allowed to approach. Well, that's a trick. ”

Fan Rui said: "What is there to do, I look like I am building a prayer altar there." ”

Lu Zhishen said disappreciatively: "What is Xiu Na Lao Shizi doing, working hard for the people and hurting money, does he Song Jiang still want to go on stage to worship the commander!" ”

Fan Rui smiled indifferently and said: "What kind of handsome, don't fight now, worship that handsome, even if you really have that officer and soldier to encircle and suppress, I can only be beaten with these existing individuals on our Liangshan." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Mr. Fan, you can't say that, aren't you growing the ambition of others and destroying the prestige of your own family!" These brothers in Liangshan are not people who can fight well. ”

Fan Rui, the Demon King of the Mixed World, sneered and said, "Tut-tut! Can you still fight well, not to mention it, take the little white dragon Zhu Biao and Huoyun Dragon Shi Wenjing who came a few days ago, the two young generals, they beat the people on this cottage to lose their armor and injured four or five people, the most pitiful is the sick lieutenant Chi Sun Li, who almost didn't let Zhu Biao send back to his grandmother's house with a shot, and then invited your monk to take a shot, so he can repel Zhu Biao and Shi Wenjing, it is really a shame to be more embarrassed. ”

Lu Zhishen smiled indifferently: "Hehe, what is the Sprinkle family, even if the Sprinkle family doesn't make a move, the two young generals have to retreat." The jade unicorn Lu Junyi and the leopard head Lin Chong were enough to resist. ”

Fan Rui smiled and said: "Hehe, don't mention any jade unicorn Lu Junyi, he has the face to face that Shi Wenjing." The dignified Jade Qilin Lu Junyi killed his fellow disciples for his own benefit, and such a person is really okay. ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Sir, don't talk about people. Beware of the misfortune that comes out of the mouth. ”

Fan Rui shook his head and said: "What is it called not to talk about people's wrongs, someone has to say that if something is unfair, since he Lu Junyi can do it, are you still afraid of others talking about it!" There is also the leopard head Lin Chong, although he is strong in martial arts, he has always been submissive, and he looks like he is worried all day long. ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Okay, Mr. Fan, let's not talk about others, come, drink, drink!" ”

Fan Rui took a big sip of the wine bowl and said: "The more you stay on this Liang Mountain, the more boring it becomes, that day I went to tell Song Gongming to take a leave of absence, and traveled the world to relax." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Do you think this Liangshan is your Xuzhou Mangdang Mountain, you are the boss and you can do whatever you want, and the top spot here is the world's famous timely rain Song Gongming." ”

Fan Rui said disdainfully: "Hmph, Song Gongming can't tie my hands and feet to Fan Rui, is this Liangshan really a thief ship, and you can't get up and down." ”

Lu Zhi said in a deep voice: "What do you say, this is the one who got on the thief ship." If everyone is like you and can go as soon as they want, what else is there to do with the mathematics of one hundred and eight people, how can Song Jiang respond to all the calls. ”

Fan Rui nodded silently and drank the wine.

After drinking for a while, Fan Rui sighed: "Alas, the matter has come to this, I can only resign myself to fate, it seems that my Fan Lao Dao is going to die on this Shuibo Liang Mountain." ”

Lu Zhishen sneered: "Mr. Fan, you will always be on this Shuibo Liangshan, that is just a beautiful thing in your heart, don't you see that Song Jiang has been talking about the word "Zhao'an" all day long!" Sooner or later, one day in time, Song Jiang will lead everyone to return to the court, and I am afraid that none of us will die well. Amitabha! ”

Fan Rui, the Demon King of the Mixed World, looked at Lu Zhishen and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, it seems that the lives of the people we are waiting for are really in the hands of that Song Jiang, how can this be good!" ”

Lu Zhishen was silent for a moment and said: "Whether it's good or bad, it's just a matter of taking one step at a time!" We are currently gathering more and more people in Liangshan, just such a big place, how can so many people be fed, and if they don't recruit An, they will starve to death. ”

Fan Rui said: "I don't know what Song Jiang thinks, what are you doing with so many people?" I don't want to kill Bianliang in Tokyo to be the emperor. ”

Lu Zhishen said: "You don't understand this, the more soldiers and horses you hold in your hands, the more room for bargaining with the court on the day of Zhao'an, and the bigger the officials." ”

Fan Rui said: "Monk, I, Fan Laodao, have never been an official, I don't know how to be an official, can you tell me that being an official is really that good!" ”

Lu Zhishen deliberately teased Fan Rui and said: "Of course it's good to be an official, the bigger the official, the more Fenglu you get, the more power you have, you can have whatever you want, the beautiful women can pick at will, the gold and silver flowers are strong, that is really an endless blessing to eat, drink and play." ”

Fan Rui grinned and said: "Monk, you stop here, since you are really so good as an official, why did you let go of the good General Huwei, became a monk, and later ran to this Liangshan to become a robber." ”

Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Haha, that's the material that the Sprinkle family is not an official in his life, so he loves to be a robber." ”

Fan Rui shook his head and said: "This is really a strange talk in the world, I have never heard of someone who let the general be improper, but ran up the mountain to be a robber with his life." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Wrong, Mr. Fan, you are really wrong, you look at our Shuibo Liangshan, the big knife Guan Sheng, the thunderbolt fire Qin Ming, the double whip Hu Yanzhuo, the double spear general Dong Ping, the feather arrow Zhang Qing, the urgent pioneer Suo Chao, etc. ”

Fan Rui sneered: "It's not that I look down on those court officials, they are all greedy for life and afraid of death, the country really raises a group of white-eyed wolves." ”

Lu Zhi groaned deeply: "Mr. Fan, the Sprinkle family also used to be an official of the court, so let's see if I am a white-eyed wolf!" ”

Fan Rui shook his head like a rattle and hurriedly said: "Monk, you can be regarded as a white-eyed wolf, I heard that you once led three thousand iron horsemen to gallop to the northwest border pass, and later were framed by Tong Guan, Gao Yu and others, so you fell to the rivers and lakes, how can you compare with Guan Sheng and Qin Ming." None of them are qualified to lick your cheeks. ”

Lu Zhishen stopped: "Mr. Fan, let's accumulate some virtue on your lips!" Don't belittle them like that, they have their problems. ”

Fan Rui stretched out his thumb and exclaimed: "Okay, the monk really has the demeanor of a master." However, what is the difficulty of those birds, to put it bluntly, they are afraid of death! So I was willing to be instigated by Song Jiang's cruel words, bowed down to Song Jiang, and said with a shy face that one day I would serve the court again, did they serve like this! ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Although the words are said like this, people have their own ambitions and cannot be forced. Nowadays, everyone is in the same boat, and they can only help each other in the same boat, not tear each other down, otherwise it will make the heroes of the world laugh! (To be continued.) )