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Chapter 1: WeChat Fairy Group

Wei An looked at himself in the mirror, very entangled, according to a very trendy sentence now, "I have a heart that wants to be a little white face, but I have a criminal face!" ”

He also compared his own biceps, so he had to droop his head decadently, grab the plastic edge of the mirror is and ask with a sneer, "Mirror, mirror, you tell me, who is the most handsome man in the world!" ”

With a crisp "click" sound, the plastic edge was broken~~ cracked, and the mirror fell directly to the ground and shattered......

"Little mirror! You don't want to tell the truth, and you don't have to kill yourself! Are you discriminating against me? Wei An stepped on it a few more times with his foot in grief and indignation, and it was not enough not to whip the corpse. Although Lā Wei An said that he could not be compared with beautiful men such as Pan An, it was not like Zhu Yuanzhang who had 72 pockmarks, that is, it was plain and unremarkable, and it was thrown on the street, and they were all passers-by.

"Doodoo"

The mobile phone placed next to it vibrated for a while, Wei An picked up the mobile phone and opened it to take a look, but the mobile phone didn't even react, and the angry Wei An knocked a few times on his hand.

"This is an old man machine that I bought for 300 oceans, less than a month, it can't be broken! If the Buddha Zhu Bajie blesses you," Wei An opened his tongue.

The black-screened mobile phone seemed to have really heard the prayer, and a burst of light suddenly shot out, and the huge font was displayed "Three Realms WeChat Group"

And the camera clicked. A face was displayed on the screen of the phone, and it was his own face, "Huh? That's a good angle! Wei An touched his chin and thought. But before he could be narcissistic for long, he heard a screaming voice, "Mother! There's an ugly thing here! ”

"You were slapped by the red boy for moving bricks!" It was like an electronic voice, but it seemed soft.

Wei An scolded, "Isn't this bullying, boy!" You're on a big deal" Who knew that before he finished speaking, it was just a burst of swiping.

"Princess Iron Fan spat at you and rolls her eyes"

"Bull Demon Dynasty, you poured cow dung"

"Ruyi True Immortal threw a bad luck charm at you, and shouted to you: Evil animal! Tell you to bully my nephew! ”

And countless taunts popped up

"This can all come out, which beast of the Great Immortal family forgot to lock the chain? @众人 "Too platinum star."

"Taibai Shangxian, don't talk nonsense, if I let my Bailu listen to it, I'm afraid it will be a rebellion! This can be compared to this ugly monster," the birthday star stroked his beard and said seriously.

"Then what kind of monster is this, I will send 100,000 heavenly soldiers to subdue him!" Erlang God is majestic.

"I'm going to bite him to death!" The Howling Dog followed.

Wei An just covered his face: "You bully people!" But suddenly he seemed to have discovered something. Suddenly, he pointed at these people's names, and scolded with a smile: "Too platinum? Erlang God? Howling dogs? It turned out to be a bunch of neurotics! Even the name is so imbecile, no wonder the aesthetics can't keep up."

"What is imbecile? Do you know that Taibai Shangxian? The birthday star asked suspiciously, "What kind of monster is the snake spirit disease?" Could it be that Nantianmen's clairvoyance was beaten by his wife and asked for leave again? I'm going to ask Shunfeng Ear later, this must be a big monster."

"I don't think I'm sure to believe we're more handsome than him, look at me! I'm blind his thief eyes" The roaring dog scolded, and then Wei An saw a photo pop up, it was a huge black dog, Wei An could feel the other party's majesty that could crush the mountain, and the eyes of the world, what was even more coquettish was that this dog was wearing a golden armor and a bone in his mouth, it looked... It's like fishing for horses.

"Kunpeng bones? Erlang Zhenjun, this is bleeding," Tai Bai Xing exclaimed in surprise.

Erlang was very nervous, "I don't have a little family background, isn't it a loss for me?" ”

Wei An was dazzled, and it seemed that these snake spirits were pretending to be addicted...... Just when he was wondering whether to demolish them, there was a knock on the door, and Wei An just threw his phone on the sofa and walked out to open the door.

"What about people??" Tang Cheng didn't even look like a fart. Just scratching your head.

"Look below!"

Wei An lowered his head, just to see a "person" holding a shovel and looking at him respectfully, "Immortal?" ”

"Is there anyone so small in this world? It's less than seventy centimeters, poor baby! Wei An thought with pity.

"This is your courier, please sign for it!" The villain swiped the space, and a package appeared and handed it to Wei An. Wei An took it, but still asked suspiciously, "I haven't bought anything!" ”

Although the villain was a little puzzled, he still laughed, "This is something that the Bull Demon King's family asked me to send, the Three Realms courier 9527 will serve you, next time you need it, please contact me!" After saying that, he waved the shovel and dug towards the ground, and before Wei An could scream, he saw the villain going down to the ground at a very fast speed. Can... There is not even a single clutter on the ground.

"See... See...... What the hell?! Wei An just stared wide, just closed the door hard, ran directly to the bedroom, and then buried his head under the quilt, his ass trembling outside.

Look timid......

But after waiting for a few minutes, there was nothing to do, Wei An stretched his head out and shook his head, "It must be that I have watched too many action movies in the past few days, and I have hallucinations, so I won't in September."

The eyes looked curiously towards the package next to it, and the ghost made the god tear open the package on it, and when it was opened, a musky smell floated out, making people feel nervous and refreshed!

"It's too fragrant" Wei An took a deep breath intoxicated, and couldn't wait to open it, revealing a few things inside, a large lump of things that looked black, a brick, a small bottle of unknown liquid, and a charm?

"That's where the fragrance wafts from" Wei An poked at the pile of black things, hesitated, and finally gave up the urge to try it in his mouth, or be cautious.

The only thing that can be seen clearly is that the spell is written with a small seal on it, "Unlucky", which just happens to be Wei An, who is a third-rate pheasant from the Department of Archaeology, can still understand a few sentences.

These two words seemed to grab his nerves all at once, Wei An seemed to think of something, and hurriedly ran out, just picked up the mobile phone, and flipped through the chat history, and at this time, there was a private message pattern in the upper right corner, and when he clicked in, a roar popped up, "Ugly eight monsters, received the goods from our whole family, right?" If it's so disgusting, I'll just let someone ****** it! ”

Wei An slammed into a spirit, this is not fear, but excitement!!

This...... These are all immortals?

I seem to be about to develop! A wave of emotions suddenly surged into his heart, happy? Nervous? Fear? I was afraid that this was just a moment, and my eyes were lost.

………… (To be continued.) )