Yang Xi and Na Xin Jingcuo were tearing b. I don't want Miss Cui to walk up to the two of them and persuade: "Don't say anything about the two sons." Gu Gongzi is still watching jokes on the side! ”

Gu Yuanxi was watching a good show, but his face changed when he heard this. He cursed secretly: "Damn." This chick is so insidious, she pulled this group of people over to me again in one sentence. ”

Miss Cui looked back at Gu Yuanxi with a smile, but there was a hint of pride and a hint of hatred in her phoenix eyes.

Gu Yuanxi felt inexplicable. How can this stinky hate me? Did I rape her or what? It must have been her aunt who was in a bad mood. Hey, women always have such a few days a month.

At this time of ** crankiness. Then Yang Xi had already walked in front of Gu Yuanxi and said coldly: "Since you are a self-proclaimed genius, then I have a couplet, can you come out right?" Then he waved his fan, pretending to be chic and coquettish.

Gu Yuanxi shook his head and smiled: "This sheep boy, my noble person is busy, not a cat or a dog, and the surname Niu and Yang have to deal with any nonsense." ”

Then Yang Xi said angrily: "You dare to insult me? No, you're insulting the concubine! ”

Gu Yuanxi hurriedly waved his hand and pretended to be panicked: "Don't, don't." This Young Master Yang, don't give me this hat that insults the concubine. Who in the world doesn't know that the concubine is as beautiful as a fairy, like a fairy descending to earth. I only have admiration and admiration for my mother, where can I insult such a thing? After that, his face sank, and he drank and said: "Even if you are the nephew of the noble concubine, I will sue you for slander!" ”

That Miss Cui saw that Yang Xi was stupid and was surrounded by Gu Yuanxi's words, revealing a helpless look. Then he turned to face Gu Yuanxi, and said with a hint of sneer: "Why don't Gu Gongzi dare?" ”

Gu Yuanxi almost scolded. Why the hell is this girl fighting for me? Could it be that he is one of the 200,000 Chang'an girls who admires me, and because he can't get me, he hates because of love? Hey, it's also a hassle to be too handsome.

He held his head high and said, "I'm just afraid that this goat boy will have inferiority." Hey, since you have to bring shame on yourself, then come on. I'll just play with it. ”

Then Yang Xi was angry again, and he was about to have a seizure right away. Seeing that Miss Cui glared at her, Yang Xi had to swallow her saliva and endure her anger. He walked a few steps around Gu Yuanxi, and then asked with a disdainful face, "I heard that this cumin mutton and fruit meat cheese were made by Gu Gongzi?" ”

"What, does the goat boy want to eat? I'm sorry, the surname of the sheep boy is sheep, and I'm afraid it's taboo to eat the meat of his own clan. Gu Yuanxi smiled disappreciatively.

Yang Xi couldn't wait to rush up and slap him, but he still held back his anger and smiled coldly: "It's really shameless for a good man to engage in these kitchen chores!" ”

He folded the fan and clapped it in his hand, and said, "In that case." I'll start with a couplet-rice, sorghum, wheat, millet, which of these mongrels is Mr.? ”

Gu Yuanxi's brothers and all the work of Shixianglou turned black when they heard this. This Yang Xi was not only insulting Gu Yuanxi, but also scolded all the people who were engaged in the cooking restaurant. As soon as these words came out, the aristocratic girls beside Yang Xi were all smiling, and the people in Shixianglou were all gloomy.

"What, is Gu Gongzi worthy of it?" Yang Xi snorted triumphantly, and then laughed out loud.

"The goatboy is really talented, and this kind of three-year-old child can speak to the goatboy. I really admire it. Gu Yuanxi was not to be outdone, and also smiled with a smile.

Yang Xi's green muscles burst out, but he couldn't attack because of Miss Cui, and the pain can be imagined. He slammed the table and laughed wildly, "What? Gu Gongzi is right? ”

"A pair of these three-year-olds. It's as easy as a snap of the eye. Gu Yuanxi took a piece of paper out of nowhere and folded it into a fan, shook it gently in the appearance of Yang Xi, and replied: "Poetry and books are easy to give birth to in the Spring and Autumn Period, many scriptures, why bother asking Lao Tzu!" ”

The people of the Gu family all laughed when they heard this, and Yang Xi and Miss Cui and a group of aristocratic men all looked very ugly when they heard it. Miss Cui scolded Yang Xi softly: "Useless things." Then he shot a hateful look at Gu Yuanxi.

"Brother Yang, let's go back and study for a few more years. Don't be embarrassed. Hey, I really feel sorry for the concubine, it's really a misfortune for the family! ”

Gu Yuanxi showed an expression of "great grief", which was tantamount to a great insult in the eyes of Yang Xi and others. Although Xin Jingcuo was at odds with Yang Xi, he was on the same front at this time, and after laughing at Yang Xi a few times in his heart, he also came out to help: "Gu Gongzi doesn't have to be too proud. Here is a couplet below, please answer Gu Gongzi. ”

He didn't pay attention to it, and Gu Yuanxi didn't agree. He walked back and forth a few steps, his eyes flashed, and he said with a smile: "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow!" ”

"Good!" Yang Xi and those noble children all clapped their hands. Miss Cui also nodded with satisfaction when she heard this, smiled away, and glanced at Gu Yuanxi with a provocative look.

Gu Yuanhe saw that his younger brother was humiliated, and he hated it in his heart and wanted to step forward to support Gu Yuanxi, not wanting Gu Yuanxi to wave his hand to stop the second brother, he shook his head and replied with a smile: "Bamboo shoots in the mountains, with a thick mouth and a hollow belly." ”

"Good!" Gu Yuanhe laughed heartily and said: "What a bamboo shoot in the mountains, with a thick mouth and a hollow belly. ”

Xin Jingmiao was angry, and his face was flushed. He finally came up with the couplet, and he wanted to insult Gu Yuanxi to gain fame and Miss Cui's favor. Unexpectedly, three times five divided by two was cracked by Gu Yuanxi, and he was scolded back. He hated it in his heart, but he was speechless for a while.

Miss Cui secretly scolded Xin Jingcuo for being an incompetent. She stared at Gu Yuanxi with wide apricot eyes, and said indignantly: "Gu Gongzi is really talented. The little woman also has a pair here, I don't know if Gu Gongzi can come out right? ”

"Oh?" Gu Yuanxi pretended to be surprised and said, "Is Miss Cui going out in person?" Ay...... Brother Yang's pair is like a three-year-old child's work, and Brother Xin's couplet is only at the level of a seven-year-old child, which is really not fun. I think Miss Cui looks suave and elegant, and I think you should be able to make a pair that matches your age. He glanced at Miss Cui and asked with a smile, "Huh?" Miss Cui looks so young, is she eight or nine? In this way, at least the level will be higher than that of Brother Yang and Brother Xin. ”

Miss Cui laughed angrily: "Gu Gongzi is really as sharp as the legend. It's just that don't underestimate the little girl? It is very likely that Gu Gongzi will be planted on the little girl in the end! She said, gradually increasing her tone.

Gu Yuanxi's eyes were on Miss Cui's chest intentionally or unintentionally, and he pretended to be suspicious and said, "Huh? Little woman? I think Miss Cui is not small, but she is still very big! He smiled: "Miss Cui, didn't you eat breakfast this morning?" Otherwise, why did you hold two big steamed buns in your arms? Hey, it's not good for your health to skip breakfast. By the way, do you still want to eat fruit? I have a banana here, a big banana! ”

Miss Cui's face burned like fire, and she was ashamed. Although she is a woman of a family with great respect and law-abiding, she is not ignorant of these things because of her maternal nobles and long-term immersion in the life of the upper nobles who are drunk and obsessed with money. When she heard Gu Yuanxi's words, she was shameless in her heart, but she said with a smile on her face: "Gu Gongzi is really clever words. The little woman's "Liuyu Poetry Society" president Boling Cui Shuzhen, there is a couple, please ask Gu Gongzi for advice. ”

"Boling Choi Sook-jin?" Gu Yuanxi frowned.

"What? Does Gu Gongzi also know the little woman's nickname? Cui Shuzhen's eyebrows fluttered, and there was a slight smug in her heart. She is one of several talented women in Chang'an, the president of the 'Liuyu Poetry Society', the niece of the noble concubine Niangniang, the sister of Princess Guangping, and a famous celebrity in Chang'an.

"I don't know!" Gu Yuanxi replied very bluntly.

Cui Shuzhen's pretty face was slight, and her phoenix eyes were cold, obviously she was extremely angry. She gritted her teeth and said, "The little girl's name is naturally not known to Gu Gongzi. In this case, please ask Gu Gongzi for advice. She pondered slightly, then lightly opened her pink lips, and read softly: "The ancient wood in front of the mountain and rock is dry, and this wood becomes firewood." ”

This is a sentence of splitting the word couplet: the mountain stone is the rock, the ancient wood is dry, and the wood becomes firewood.

Gu Yuanxi stared straight at Cui Shuzhen, and after thinking for a while, he replied with a smile: "The women in the Fang Hu room are good, and the girls are even better." ”

Cui Shuzhen's face turned red and took a sip gently. A group of aristocratic men next to him all scolded angrily: "Bold, what a rude fanatic!" ”

Cui Shuzhen glanced back at the crowd slightly, and the group of aristocratic men were all immediately silent. Cui Shuzhen said slightly at Gu Yuanxi: "The next woman still has a couplet-Zhang Longbow, riding a strange horse, and fighting alone." ”

It's another pair of split word couplets.

"Marry a daughter, conceive a son, and give birth to a male nephew." Gu Yuanxi replied without thinking.

"The sun is in the east, the moon is in the west, and the heavens produce bright characters."

"The son is on the right, the woman is on the left, and the world is worthy of good words."

Cui Shuzhen's face turned even redder, and she cursed in her heart. No matter what couplets come out, Gu Yuanxi's couplets can always think about men and women.

Cui Shuzhen shook her head, her face was very unwilling, she suddenly calmed down, paced back and forth in the room for a few steps, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, her eyes winked at Gu Yuanxi, and said with a smile: "Weak scholar, I don't know the three generations of Xia Shangzhou!" ”

Gu Yuanxi was very distressed, this Cui Shuzhen discharged Lao Tzu on the one hand, and on the other hand, he came out with this kind of absolute to embarrass Lao Tzu. Is this the legendary love and hate?

Yang Xi and Xin Jingcuo applauded at the same time, and then they all clapped their hands.

Cui Shuzhen's pair seems simple and unremarkable, but it is actually an absolute, because according to the rules of couplets, the upper couplet uses quantifiers, and the lower couplets also use quantifiers to match, and they are not repeatable. And Cui Shuzhen's couplet, there are only three words "Xia Shang Zhou" under the "three generations", and the number of words following below is either more than three or less than three, and whether the number is more than three or less than three, the number of words behind cannot match the three words "Xia Shang Zhou", which is really difficult to deal with.

"What's the matter, isn't Gu Gongzi right?" Cui Shuzhen glanced at Gu Yuanxi with a provocative look, and the smug look on her face was undoubtedly revealed. She has confidence in this link, and she doesn't believe that Gu Yuanxi can come up right at all.

Gu Yuanxi was still thinking about it, and a cold woman's voice suddenly came from outside the door:

"Qinggui royalty, but Liu Xiaochen of the Four Dynasties?"

"Good!" Gu Yuanhe first stroked his palms and applauded, because from the voice, he could tell who the woman who answered the next link was.

Everyone was preparing to watch the show and enjoy the pleasure of making things difficult for Gu Yuanxi. Suddenly, I noticed that someone had already answered the next link, and they all showed an expression of disbelief. Then he followed the voice and looked out the door.

Cui Shu was really proud, and her smile suddenly stiffened when she heard this, and she looked back with a stunned face.

But seeing a beautiful and delicate woman coming outside the door, Cui Shuzhen suddenly raised her eyebrows when she saw this, gritted her teeth and snorted: "It's you?" After seeing a man in a fancy dress behind the woman enter, Cui Shuzhen's pretty face suddenly burst out with a fierce gaze, her teeth clenched, and she gritted her teeth word by word: "Who should I be, it turned out to be the two of you - sure enough, it was a pair of dog men and women!" ”

As soon as she said this, not only the young man and woman were angry, but the group of aristocratic children who followed Cui Shuzhen, including Yang Xi, Xin Jingmiao and others, all changed their faces greatly. And the brothers Gu Yuanxi and Gu Yuanhe all had dark faces when they heard this, and they were immediately angry.

Gu Yuanxi angrily dragged his steps in front of Cui Shuzhen, and swept towards her beautiful face with a "snap". Before Cui Shuzhen could react, a palm-sized red mark appeared on her pretty face like snow and jade.