Section 37 is half a pound and eight taels

As soon as the hawker arrived in the town, he received a call from Lao Huang: "Dabao, where are you?" I've taken care of the gold, can you see if you got a text message on your phone? ”

I took the phone off my ear and glanced at it, there was indeed a text message prompting such and such a bank or something, and I didn't finish reading it, "Received, where are you, I'll look for you?" ”

"It's still in the park, come over quickly!" Before Lao Huang finished speaking, he saw the peddler's broken bread, quickly hung up the phone, and jumped up before the car stopped. The old fairy didn't know anything about this or pretended not to know, "Hurry up and see, how much money there is!" I always feel that the transfer is not practical, and it is safe to hold cash in my hands! “

Lao Huang's words resonated with the hawkers, and the solid feeling of the real old man's ticket is not at all something that a few numbers can give! The hawker hurriedly turned out the text message he had just received, "Dear Mr. Niu, when did your card number with **** receive cash of 141,750,000.00 yuan!" The hawker was not watching at the back, and at this moment, the hawker's heart stopped beating uncontrollably!

It took him a long time to catch his breath, Nima, it turns out that the impact of the number has time is so big! When I came back to my senses, the vendor patted Lao Huang, "Isn't it bad, Lao Huang, I only gave it to you yesterday and got cash today!" It seems that the aunt is still attractive! By the way, didn't you just come to the time and say that your aunt gave you a flattering look before you ran? Why is this so aggressive? By the way, he handed a cigarette to the old man and joked!

Lao Huang spat out a cigarette, "Didn't you just come here and don't understand the situation, in fact, my aunt has time and tastes!" “

The peddler teased, "What does it smell like?" Does shavings oil smell? ”

Lao Huang glared angrily, "Get out, hurry up and take me to buy a mobile phone, I'm going to be shot!" ”

The peddler made a surrender plea, "Okay, I'll calculate the money first, right!" "Then this goods on the mobile phone calculator clicked, last time I brought a total of about 13,000 taels of gold, at first the hawker felt quite a lot, and then thought about the treasure island in those years to tempt our pilot here alone opened this price, the hawker only knew that no matter how much he earned, no country has money, and then converted into an old man's ticket that is less, and the price of gold has been sluggish recently.

While thinking about it, I took the calculator, and when the result came out, the vendor said, "Oh, that's not right!" ”

Lao Huang hurriedly pinched the cigarette, leaned on the screen of his mobile phone, and muttered, "I really don't have any deductions in the conscience of heaven and earth!" ”

The peddler pointed to the data given by the calculator and said, "It's not that you deducted it, it's too much, what's the situation, one or two 50 grams, multiply by 13,000, and then multiply by 175, isn't that right?" ”

Lao Huang was also puzzled, scratching his head and guessing, "Could it be that the businessman gave too much?" ”

The peddler glanced at him, "Pull it down, it's good if they don't detain you, how can you give more!" ”

"What's going on? This is a lot wrong, it's not the difference between half a catty and eight taels! “

Hearing Lao Huang say half a catty and eight taels, the hawker suddenly thought of a possibility, because I heard a joke in the past that someone reported to work in a large group time and said, "We spin cotton usually spinning half a catty a day, and if we work overtime, we can spin eight taels!" "The cadres above are very happy, and the people below are also very happy, in fact, in the hearts of the people, half a catty is eight taels, not five taels as the cadres say, which is also a kind of farmer's wisdom!

So the current situation is to find out how many grams one or two in the Tang Dynasty is now, and the hawker quickly searched for it, and sure enough, one or two of the Tang Dynasty is about more than 60 grams now, which is unexpected! It's 20 percent more than I imagined, "Go Lao Huang, take you to buy a mobile phone!" ”

Lao Huangmei smiled and waved his big hand: "The work that opens the road ahead!" ”

As soon as the hawker let go of the handbrake, he almost hit his head on the steering wheel and died, this old bastard doesn't know where to run to watch the anti-Japanese drama, this line casually pops out! Wiping his forehead, the broken bread pulled up the smoke and dust all the way to a mobile phone store with an Apple that had been gnawed on at the door of the house!

Lao Huang opened the car door and ran out, the hawker had to follow quickly, and when he entered, he saw the old girl holding a mobile phone without losing her hand, which really lost the face of the fairy!

Seeing the waiter in the distance walking towards Lao Huang, the vendor hurriedly pulled Lao Huang away, "Let go, don't be ashamed, are you sure you want this?" ”

"That's right, it's this, it's much more than the old king's one, I like it, hurry up and give money, don't be stingy!" The old fairy is estimated to be stimulated by something, the hawker doesn't dare to be stingy at this time, and besides, so much money in the card is from the gods, how can he comfort and comfort people, so he quickly called the waiter over, "This, come two!" “

This confident greeting attracted the waiter's eyebrows and laughter, and also attracted other people to look at each other evilly, where did the turtle come from! But the hawker and Lao Huang don't care about them, this feels very cool!

In other words, this product used to buy mobile phones to pick cheap, exquisite appearance, preferably multi-functional, take-out can last for a long time, and then you have to go with the ink that sells mobile phones for half a day to go to a mobile phone case, which is like now, directly swipe the card and pack away! No wonder everyone wants to have as much money as possible, this feeling is really not understandable to ordinary people! No wonder some people say that the poor can't experience the happiness of the rich, and the happiness of others is not something you can experience at all!

After the waiter adjusted the mobile phone and delivered it to his hand, the vendor pulled Lao Huang into the car and left, and then took the old man to do a hairstyle, and also bought him a few more outfits! After everything was done, the vendor thought of one thing: "By the way, Lao Huang, where have you been living these days?" ”

Lao Huang played with his mobile phone and didn't raise his head, "Don't mention it, I forgot to ask you for money yesterday, I stayed in the Internet café all night, you hurry up and give me some money, I'm going to rent a house, it's best to face the sea, fiber to the door, express delivery to the door!" “

The hawker finally knew where he learned the words of the old girl, what is there in modern society that he doesn't understand, you can completely figure it out after squatting in the Internet café for two or three nights, "By the way, do you have an ID card to rent a house?" “

This sentence was too lethal, Lao Huang was immediately deflated, and the hawker hurriedly comforted, "Forget it, use mine, it just so happens that I also want to rent a warehouse!" ”

The two of them drove a circle in the suburbs of the city, the last two years of demolition is terrible, housing prices have risen, suburban farmers have seen this situation have demolished their own houses and built warehouses to prepare to sit on the ground to collect money, and then buy a suite in the city to enjoy the blessings! But after a stock market turmoil, these warehouses have been smashed in their hands, and it is estimated that it will be cheaper to rent them now!

Went around a few famous Chengguan villages, did not find any suitable place, either the price is expensive, or too prosperous, the hawker wants to be remote and cheap, although he does not do illegal things, but he can't see the light of day, it is estimated that the work of this goods has seen the light, and it can only be in which base in the country in the future but it is still alive! Even if there is a god to help in time, it is estimated that it will not be much better, and what is even more terrifying is what if the gods do not help, a spokesperson who has been exposed to the light will lose its use value, and the ending of the hawker is not much better than that of salmon!

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