Wang Lun stood up from the ground, and what was commendable was that he was finally not in danger of his life. He looked at the pistol in Liang Xingfa's hand and sighed that it was a divine weapon, and offered a kiss.

Liang Xingfa and the others walked towards Yang Yuyuan, whose crotch was wet with a large patch, and discussed how to entertain her in the most painful way as they walked.

There was a "poof" sound, and Yang Yuyuan was even scared out. But she actually laughed, and it was more ugly than crying: "Good men don't fight with women, you just treat me as if I haven't been here, okay?" ”

The crowd didn't speak, but still looked at her with a wicked smile. Frightened, she cried: "Shi can be humiliated and cannot be killed, I am Yang Guozhong's sister, don't mess around." ”

Liang Xingfa smiled and said to everyone: "Do you see if her words remind us that we must kill her, otherwise if she goes back to find helpers, then we won't be finished." ”

Wanda said, "Yes. You must kill her, and then destroy her body and hide it from the world. ”

Wang Lun said: "I've never tried what it's like to kill someone, and I really want to see if I can cut off a thigh with a single knife." ”

The women also said that their nails had been reluctant to be cut, but now they were very sharp, and they wanted to try to see if they could scrape Yang Yuyuan to death.

"Wow", Yang Yuyuan was scared and cried, she begged: "Can you not be so cruel." Why don't I gamble my chastity with tomorrow? ”

Everyone said in unison, "You want to be beautiful." Why is there such a big gap between thinking and appearance? ”

Yang Yuyuan cried: "Otherwise, I will write you an IOU, and the amount will be written by you." Killing me won't do you any good, and you can still get rich if you don't kill me. ”

Liang Xingfa grinned and said, "It's okay if I don't kill you, it depends on whether you are obedient enough." ”

Yang Yuyuan pointed to the sky with two fingers and said, "I swear to the sky that I will be absolutely obedient." ”

Wang Lun was very serious and told her to use three fingers. She thought the more the merrier, and even stretched out four fingers. Everyone couldn't help but be angry and funny.

Liang Xingfa pretended to be majestic and shouted to her, "Sit down." She sat down at once, more obedient than the animals in the circus, but unfortunately sat on the pee that she had pulled.

Liang Xingfa said to her; "I didn't tell you to sit on the floor and sit on a chair." She sat down obediently in her chair again. But the mood is still uneasy, and I don't know where to put my hands, so I can only keep rubbing them.

Liang Xingfa asked her again if she was comfortable sitting in a chair?

"It's very comfortable," she said. As long as you don't kill me, I feel comfortable, so I don't need to change to a more advanced chair, this chair is the most comfortable I've ever sat on. ”

Liang Xingfa said to her: "You are insincere, you are obviously uncomfortable but you pretend to be comfortable, you are too hypocritical." Only the dead feel comfortable. ”

Yang Yuyuan was so frightened that she jumped up, she didn't dare to sit anymore, and her heart that she had just put down was frightened again, thinking that she had been killed again for saying the wrong thing, and her spirit almost collapsed.

Liang Xingfa smiled at her: "Don't be so nervous, we are not as bad as you, and we will not do everything." Just a kind reminder, how can your pants be comfortable when they're wet. Let's go change a pair of pants and come out and talk to us. ”

The next thing is that Li took Yang Yuyuan into the guest room to change her pants, Li gave her old people's pants, although she didn't like those low-grade materials, but it was better than diapers.

After Yang Yuyuan changed her pants and came out, Liang Xingfa said to her: "I know that you want to help your sister Yang Guifei defeat your rival, but it is wrong for you to do this." Killing is never the only way to solve a problem. It happened if it didn't happen, and we don't want to retaliate against you. In this way, let's work together and work together to get the emperor to cancel the integration of Jiang Caiping into the palace. ”

Yang Yuyuan happily said that everyone can unite and strive for the same goal. I just don't know what to do, and how can she help?

Liang Xingfa first asked her to find a way to deal with the stupid fat man's body, so as not to get into a lawsuit.

She said, "You can rest assured of that. I just need to say that he died of illness, who dares to investigate. ”

Liang Xingfa and others expressed their satisfaction with this. Liang Xingfa then took pen and paper, drew a model of a small rocket, and then told Yang Yuyuan to use her special power to instruct the craftsmen of the Ministry of Works to install explosive bolts and ejection devices, and at the same time prepare a large amount of gunpowder.

Yang Yuyuan and everyone didn't understand what Liang Xingfa wanted to do, but Liang Xingfa didn't have time to explain so much, just tell them to do it quickly, and they have to do it tonight, and then send a few strong men to transport it.

The craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty were really ingenious, and it didn't take long to complete the construction of a simple rocket similar to a cannon.

Liang Xingfa called a few strong men to lift the rocket to the roof of the building. Jiang Caiping and Yang Yuyuan were very curious and asked Liang Xingfa what this iron pimple was?

Liang Xingfa popularized scientific and technological knowledge to them and said: "This is called a rocket. It is a jet propulsion device that uses the reaction force generated by the hot air jet that is sprayed backwards at high speed and moves forward. ”

Everyone thought that Liang Xingfa had explained very patiently and carefully, and there was no need to continue to ask, although they were still in the clouds.

Liang Xingfa aimed the rocket in the direction of the palace, which was not far from the palace and could be seen by the eyes, and then ignited the primer, and the rocket flew away without a trace after making a "bang" and a large amount of choking smoke.

Everyone present asked Liang Xingfa where the rocket flew out, and how it was faster than the master's light skills.

Liang Xingfa said: "The rocket flew to the palace, I don't know where it landed, anyway, there will be an explosion, if only it could cause a fire." ”

When everyone heard that it was going to explode, they asked him if he would kill anyone.

Liang Xingfa said: "It's midnight, and everyone is sleeping in the house so that no one will be killed." At most, they will be awakened after they are on fire. ”

Everyone asked this and that one after another, and the most concerned question was to know if even the emperor would be burned to death?

Liang Xingfa said with certainty: "Of course not." The emperor died at the end of his life, how could he be burned to death, no one can change the will of heaven. ”

Only then did everyone put their minds at ease, and then asked Liang Xingfa what was the purpose of doing this?

Liang Xingfa said: "The purpose is very simple. Because the people of your time are always superstitious. Create something unexpected and push it to God's arrangement. Therefore, we must try our best to create public opinion, let's just say that God does not agree with the emperor marrying Jiang Caiping, and the rocket from the sky is a kind of punishment for warning. If you go against the sky, the rockets will rain down like a torrential rain, and then the entire palace will be razed to the ground. ”

As he was talking, suddenly the entire Chang'an City was in a commotion, because the palace was really on fire, and it was a raging fire, and all the public officials who could be mobilized in the entire Chang'an City had to rush over to put out the fire. Liang Xingfa and others also took this opportunity to rush over and pretend to carry water to put out the fire, of course, their purpose was to deliberately spread the myth and rumor of the fire to others.

The blazing fire was not extinguished until dawn the next day, and half of the houses of the concubines and maidens were burned to ashes. The great fortune was that there were no casualties.

Tang Xuanzong, who was really burned by the fire, gathered his ministers to discuss how to do a happy event, because today is a good day to marry Jiang Caiping.

As a result, all the people collectively pretended to be dumb, just staring stupidly at his face blackened by the fire.

Tang Xuanzong was angry, and changed his face and said, "What do you see, I haven't seen a black face." Why shouldn't I ask you now, are you all poisoned and dumb? ”