Chapter 405: It's only natural for a man to want a woman!
Xu Yan and the three returned to the wolf regiment, which unsurprisingly caused a wave, up to the regiment commander Zhong Ding, to the company commander Tang Jue, and down to Xu Yan's comrades-in-arms, everyone expressed concern.
When the three of them came to the unit, they went to report to the company commander Tang Jue as soon as possible, and when they came to the outside of the company commander's office, Xu Yan knocked on the door.
Tuk Tuk!
After two knocks on the door, Tang Jue raised his head and said, "Come in!" ”
The three of them walked into the office, stood up and saluted, and said, "Report, Xu Yan (Luo Yifei, Jiang Danian) came back to report." ”
"It's back!" Tang Jue put down the work at hand, got up from his seat, paced in front of the three of them, looked at the three of them carefully, and said with emotion: "It's dark even if it's strong!" ”
"The company commander is also dark!" Xu Yan muttered, his voice was not loud, but it was just enough for several people to hear.
Several people were stunned for a moment, Xuan Ji behaved differently, Tang Jue's face turned dark, and the corners of Luo Yifei's lips twitched, but Jiang Danian stood upright, as if he had never heard his words.
Glaring at Xu Yan, Tang Jue wanted to scold, but because he knew Xu Yan's temperament, and the three of them did give him a long face, his face couldn't hold back after all, and said, "You three are good, you didn't embarrass Lao Tzu." ”
"That is, and it doesn't look at who taught us."
"That's it, our company commander is you, you are Na Bole, you know the heroes, discover and recommend the three of us, we have to be selected for anything."
Xu Yan and Luo Yifei are two, you and I are one sentence, the sycophants came out one after another, and Tang Jue was dizzy.
Seeing that the two of them were endless, Tang Jue waved his hand and interrupted them, "Come on, don't shoot anymore, I'll be dizzy if I shoot again!" ”
asked about the selection of the three people, and finally advised: "In the future, I will be a special combat member, go and say goodbye to my comrades, remember that no matter where you go, the wild wolf group will always be your home, come back when you have time, don't lose the face of the wild wolf group." ”
"Yes!" Luo Yifei said at the same time.
Only Xu Yan didn't speak, but looked at Tang Jue and said solemnly: "Company commander, this task is a bit arduous, after all, you also know the two of them..."
After saying a word, seeing Tang Jue raise his eyebrows, Xu Yan immediately changed his words and said, "Company commander, don't worry, I promise to complete the task, supervise the two of them at all times, and don't let them do stupid things." ”
Supervise, always supervise, don't let you do stupid things!
As soon as he heard this, Tang Jue's face suddenly turned dark, and Luo Yifei Jiang Danian was even more messy in the wind.
"What do you mean, who do you say is doing stupid things, and which one wants you to supervise?" Luo Yifei sneered.
"You!"
Seeing that the two were arguing, Tang Jue had a black line in his head, and said angrily: "Shut up, get out of here!" ”
The three of them left the company commander's room, came to the reconnaissance company, met with a group of old comrades-in-arms, and chatted for a while, Jiang Danian was not good at words, basically didn't talk much, Xu Yan saw this, shook his head with a smile and said: "Don't suffer here, go find your sister Zhang!" ”
"I'll talk to everyone!" Jiang Danian was a little embarrassed.
"Don't be embarrassed, it's natural for a man to think of a woman, go quickly, don't let Sister Zhang wait."
At the urging of Xu Yan, Jiang Danian left, while Xu Yan and Luo Yifei continued to chat and brag to their comrades-in-arms in the dormitory.
"Tell us about the special selection!"
"Is the training hard?"
"How can I pass the assessment and teach some skills?"
A group of people surrounded the two of them and asked about some things about the special forces, and some about selection skills.
Of course, the two of them will not let go of such a long-faced thing, Luo Yifei eyebrows fluttered and said: "Of course the training is hard, after training over there, you will find that our company is heaven, practicing to the death every day, waking up at night with tear gas grenades, etc., and even poisoning the food." ”
"Poisoned food, really?" A crowd exclaimed.
"Of course it's true, don't you believe you asked Xu Yan?" Luo Yifei rolled his eyes and pointed at Xu Yandao.
When a group of people heard this, they looked at Xu Yan at the same time, waiting for his answer.
Xu Yan raised his eyebrows, looked at Luo Yifei unhappily, and said, "Mule, do you want to provoke or something." ”
"What's the situation?" Seeing Xu Yan's attitude, everyone immediately knew that there was something inside, and the fire of gossip suddenly burned, and they all opened their mouths to ask.
Of course Xu Yan wouldn't say anything about such a mess, and he also threatened Luo Yifei not to say it, but everyone was willing to follow it, and pulled Luo Yifei to ask.
Luo Yifei looked at everyone, and then at Xu Yan, and was a little hesitant to make a decision for a while.
Seeing his hesitation, Xu Yan threatened: "Mule, I advise you to think about it carefully, otherwise I don't mind taking out a few things from you." ”
"Mule, he threatens you, you can't bear it!"
"It's just, I can't bear it!"
"Mule, what's wrong with you?"
Under everyone's agitation, Luo Yifei stiffened his neck and said: "Nonsense, what can I do." ”
"You can't say anything to people, and I really said what can be done." Luo Yifei said: "Here's the thing, when Xu Yan was eating, he accidentally bit his lip, Danian thought he was poisoned, and overturned the table, saying that the food was poisonous, which almost caused a mutiny, and Xu Yan was treated as poisoning and washed his stomach!" ”
Bite your lip! Mistakenly thought it was poisoned! Gastric lavage!
Hearing these words, everyone was dumbfounded for a while, and they burst into laughter.
"Biting my lip but mistakenly thinking it was poisoned, and finally being gastric lavage, this is too funny."
"The big year is still so funny, it hasn't changed at all!"
"Haha, no, I'm laughing to death!"
A group of people laughed loudly, Luo Yifei also laughed, Xu Yan glanced at him, and said, "Laugh very happily!" ”
was stared at by Xu Yan, Luo Yifei's heart was furious, but he didn't show weakness on his lips, and said, "I'm very happy." ”
"Then I'll make you a little happier." Xu Yan hooked his lips, and then told Luo Yifei about the anti-interrogation assessment.
As soon as they heard this, the crowd smashed the pot at once.
Xu Yan bit his lip and was gastric lavage, although it was also very funny, but how could it be compared to feeding aphrodisiacs, refreshing oil and pretending to bleed.
"Mule, this can't be true, can it!"
"Hey****, draw a small dingding, make a bloody appearance, don't you have to be scared to pee!
"Mule, are you sure you still have it there?"
"It's not like I'm scared!"
"Shhhhhh
Everyone laughed and stared at Luo Yifei with evil taste, and a few people even whistled cheaply and teased him little Dingding.
Luo Yifei didn't expect Xu Yan to know about this, this kind of embarrassment was exposed, with the thickness of his face, his face was also flushed, and his face was red and his neck was thick: "What nonsense are you talking about, Lao Tzu is fine, it's no problem seven times a night!" ”
"Seven seconds at a time!"
Luo Yifei ignored everyone, turned to look at Xu Yan, and wondered: "How did you know about this?" ”
"Because I came up with the idea!" Xu Yanku said coolly, in order to hit him, this matter was also thrown out by him.
"Okay, you Xu Yan, I suspected it was your idea before, but now I finally admit it, I almost scared Lao Tzu to pee, I killed you!"
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Pretending, frolicking, dinner, goodbye.
A day later, Xu Yan and the three of them left the wolf group and embarked on the road to the squad leader's house, when a storm ensued... (To be continued.) )