Chapter 1 Hey, I was born again

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Although he had woken up, Tang Pudding lay lazily on his side on the bed, not wanting to move.

His eyes rolled casually, and he accidentally glanced at a high school math Olympiad workbook on the table.

At this moment, Tang Pudding's mind flashed through the complete analysis of Fermat's theorem, the solution of the four-color problem, the process of proving the Riemann hypothesis, the various curvature calculation formulas, and finding the N-order derivation......

However, thinking about it, Tang Pudding suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself hard: "Ma Dan, why do you still want this? There is no math problem in this world that can stump you!"

Tang Puding, nineteen years old this year, is an ordinary senior in high school.

The qualifications are also ordinary, and there are about one million high school graduates like him in Huaxia.

But his experience is unique, in the whole of China, no, it should be said that there is absolutely no one in the whole world who has had a legendary experience like him - he has been reborn 6666 times.

Every time I hang up when I reach the age of 66, and when I wake up, it's the year of my senior year of high school and waiting for the college entrance examination.

In other words, he has lived for more than 300,000 years, and he has done almost every profession in this world in this almost infinite cycle.

Well, the word "dry" here can be interpreted in a variety of ways.

Or because he is in a Virgo relationship, although he is not qualified enough, no matter what career he chooses, he must be perfect.

For example, he used 1697 rebirths to study mathematics until he solved almost all known mathematical problems in the world, 62 births to study physics, won more than 100 Nobel Prizes in physics, and 51 births to study chemistry......

Tang Pudding once owned the company with the highest market capitalization, and he was tired of being a domineering president;

He was also the world's most successful salesman, the best best-selling author, able to sell combs to monks, and the autobiography he wrote after the age of 60 sold all over the world, with millions of copies printed every year, and the manuscript tax was soft;

The world's most complete and the most expert experts, from antiques to red wine, from porcelain to famous paintings, even all kinds of luxury goods can be known at a casual glance whether they are genuine or super high-quality imitations.

Biologist, Doctor, Judge, Lawyer, Worker, Lyricist, Programmer, Hardware Master, Celebrity......

Needless to say, a bunch of common occupations, in order to have some fun with a boring life, he didn't let go of all kinds of boring low-end and unpopular occupations - mercenaries, groomers, dung diggers, courier brothers, taxi drivers,

even went specifically to the Caribbean as a pirate......

Well, the previous plan had allowed him to upgrade all the professions he could think of to MAX, and after waking up in this life, he felt that he no longer had any pursuits, and just wanted to slack off.

Well, why don't you just lie in bed......

However......

"Tang Pudding, what time is it and you are still in bed, you are going to school!" Well, even though he's an old monster who has been reborn thousands of times, his brain still can't stand the intimidating voice, after all, that's.

"Whew!" Don Pudding replied lazily, and then slowly got up from the bed, not only because of his mother's threat, but also because he was hungry.

Although he just wants to slack off, his stomach is honest.

Or can I be a food connoisseur for the rest of my life? As soon as this idea came to mind, Tang Pudding shook his head fiercely and threw it out of his mind. Did the three-Michelin-starred chef eat things that made him want to vomit when he smelled them?

Okay, or maybe I'll be a gnawing old man for the rest of my life and don't do anything, right?

"Hurry up and finish breakfast and go to school. If you dare to fail the math in today's mock test, be careful that I beat you!" the fierce woman yelled at Don Pudding, who was slowly brushing his teeth, with a spatula.

"Oh!" Glancing at the fierce woman beside him, Don Pudding replied casually.

It's boring......

After all, the woman who has the closest blood relationship with him in front of him in every life has lived longer than him, but every time he is reborn, this woman does not remember, only remembers the fact that he did poorly in mathematics in his primitive life.

So...... Do you want to make her happy?

It's just that this time to make her happy, will it bring her too much psychological stimulation when she hands in a blank paper in the real college entrance examination?

While eating breakfast, Don Pudding's mind swirled with all kinds of unbearable thoughts.

After eating breakfast, he also deliberately went to the room to look at his father Tang Dazhuang, who was still whirring, this is etiquette.

After all, my father died early, only lived to be 70 years old, and I hadn't seen him for many years in my last life, so I lazily walked out of the gate to school.

"Hey, cross the street, you don't have eyes!"

When crossing the street, Tang Pudding, who was still struggling with how many points to score in the mock test, did not look at the road carefully and was almost hit by a speeding car.

However, the sedan stopped when it was only about ten centimeters away from him, and a woman who seemed to be pretty poked her head out of the window and scolded.

"yes, or you're going to kill me. Tang Pudding glanced at the small Nissan and replied weakly.

"Are you sick?"

"Did you bring medicine?" was still in a sloppy tone.

Chen Lingling felt like she was about to be mad, today was her first day to go to school, and she was going to invigilate the senior students of Xingcheng No. 8 Middle School, but she accidentally got up late, the car drove a little faster, and she almost hit Tang Pudding, who was crossing the road and didn't look at the road.

That's it, scold this guy, is he still reasonable?

In fact, Tang Pudding is also very innocent, he really wants this woman to kill him, but he can't do it.

He was tired of living, but he couldn't die at all before the age of 66! Hanging with a tough steel wire as a sling, can you believe it? To the chaotic Middle East to block the gun's hole, the 87 bullets in his body can perfectly avoid all the vital points, can you believe that he was rescued?

Even jumping into the sea can meet a friendly whale to save him...... Drinking highly toxic body reacts directly, and it squirts out without waiting to swallow......

All he did was to make himself uncomfortable, and Tang Pudding was also very painful!

Ma Dan ...... The fierce life is completely unexplainable.

"Neurotic!" In the end, Chen Lingling, who looked at the time, decided not to worry about this child, and walked away with her foot on the accelerator.

Tang Pudding looked at the little Nissan who was galloping away with regret, this woman is too cowardly, in fact, he really wants to be hit, so is there a reason not to take the college entrance examination?

In this way, Don Pudding came to the school and walked into the noisy class.

The time card was just right, Tang Pudding had just sat down in his position, and the self-study bell just rang.

"Hey, Pudding, do you know? King Deng Yan has been hospitalized, and I heard that today is a new beautiful teacher who substitutes for us. ”

As soon as Tang Pudding sat down, Qi Chen, who was at the same table, said with a mysterious face.

"Oh!" Tang Pudding replied weakly, and he didn't bother to look sideways at his face, which he was tired of seeing, but after thinking about it, he decided to ask shamelessly: "By the way, you said that today's math exam, how many points should I score?"

Too lazy to think about it, Don Pudding decided to leave the choice to someone else.

"Phew, just your math score, how many points is appropriate?I said that you can directly take the test with a full score of 150?" Qi Chen glanced at Tang Pudding with disdain.

"Full marks?" Tang Pudding pouted, "It's too difficult, it's not fun." ”

"Blow, then blow, okay, you score more than 140 points and show me!" Qi Chen said disdainfully.

"Be specific!"

“146!”

"Okay, then 146!" Tang Pudding nodded reluctantly.

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