Chapter 397: I Have a Wonderful Pen
"It's an earthquake, it's an earthquake, don't roar, it's going to collapse. ”
Meng Yi wrapped his apron around him, grabbed a spatula in one hand, and hurried to the backyard to howl in his throat.
Fusu roared, and the mountain trembled.
It's not a joke, Lin Ran and Luo Bin stopped halfway up the mountain and 'hissed'... It's hard that the mountain air is abundant, otherwise they will have to be sucked in by the two of them.
Su'er just washed her face and lay down, and she hadn't slept much yet, but now she was okay and woke up directly. Bei'er's face was flushed, and she ran to the Fusu room angrily, hey, what about people?
When I turned my head, I saw Fusu looking like he was going to eat people, and rushed out of the bathroom with colors on his face.
Su'er grabbed Fusu, who didn't even look at her, and laughed breathlessly. The anger of the gods and horses has turned into floating clouds.
"What are you laughing at, isn't it funny? Fusu turned around angrily, but Su'er clutched her collar tightly.
"Yo yo yo, let go, why does this sound so familiar. Learn the mantra so quickly... Hahaha..."Su'er laughed and became more and more energetic.
In the middle of the night, when I was still sleeping lazily, I rubbed my curly hair in a daze, opened the door and walked out with my slippers.
He squinted and yawned, and he couldn't see his teeth. Rubbing his face, Dingqing took a look, "I'll go, hahahahaha..."
Fusu ......
Rolling his eyes, his fingers trembled with anger, and he pointed at Su'er and said angrily: "You, you are too close to this guy, and you have learned what virtues you have learned." ”
Then he turned to the middle of the night, "Smile and laugh, what's so funny, I don't have a straight shape all day, and I'm embarrassed to laugh at me, I really don't know how long my face is." ”
Originally, I usually preached and preached, but what has become of me now, and I don't forget to count others.
A serious look, coupled with this respectful face... Su'er and Midnight glanced at each other, 'flutter' hahahahaha... Another burst of wild laughter that could no longer be wandered.
Midnight deliberately pretended to try his best to hold back his appearance, pointed at Fusu and said: "My face is not long, just look in the mirror to know, you are full of ghost paintings, can't you see it in the mirror?" ”
Su'er was relatively kind, "Fusu, what are you doing rushing out of the bathroom? ”
Fusu... I don't want to struggle anymore at all, and I look like I can't love it.
"Wash, don't drop!"
He spoke quietly, but the two of them heard it anyway.
Su'er looked at Fusu's helpless and frustrated expression, and said in her heart that it was not good to make fun of it again, and if she laughed again, he would probably be really mad.
The people next to her didn't know that she still had points. Fusu usually behaves lightly, but in fact, this thing still cares about his appearance in his bones.
And, I am secretly proud of the countless eyeballs that I attract when I go shopping.
It's a narcissist who pretends to be tall and arrogant. Right now, it's hard to say if the 'narcissist' is disfigured.
"Why can't it be washed off?" Midnight leaned in and carefully checked the color on Fusu's face, and soon made a judgment, "It's over, this is really troublesome." Marker, not easy to wash. ”
Su'er was so shocked that she snorted, and Fusu rolled her eyes and almost fainted.
After being stabilized by Midnight and Su'er, he settled down and ran downstairs with a shake of his hand.
It's not good, this guy is going to find Sanxia desperately. Stop, stop, stop.
At this time, I can't think about it, and it is impossible for Fusu to really do anything to Sangxia, just like ordinary husbands and wives want to fight, relatives and friends have to pick up the two of them first and then persuade them.
Could it be that the large-scale love overturning incident in Runlu is about to be staged? !
Fusu ran to the kitchen and was silent, only rummaging on the knife holder, as if looking for some crime tool to take advantage of.
Yo, this is going to be a full martial arts. It also drives the use of weapons!!
"Don't, don't, don't be angry, Fusu, calm down, even if Sangxia is wrong, you can't use a knife against a girl." ”
Qiao Ziye is really a little panicked, it's lively and good-looking, don't want a tragedy. Besides, now Sanchana is moving, ho... Do you want to run away first?!
As soon as Fu Su lifted Qiao Ziye and Su'er, he raised his hand and raised his knife to greet him in the face.
Is it so scary for me to !!? crazy, crazy, really crazy!
Midnight Su'er desperately hugged Fusu, Meng Yi's spatula didn't know where to throw it, desperately snatching the fruit knife in his hand that flashed with spiritual power.
The four of them twisted together, looking like they were going to die or live.
It's early in the morning, and everyone in Mingtang hasn't come out to walk around, otherwise people will really laugh when they see it.
The dignified son Fusu is looking for death and life, you dare to believe it!
"Let go, let go of me. Fusu's image howled blankly.
"What are you doing here?!" I was about to cry in the middle of the night.
What's the situation?,This is.,Didn't turn over the yellow calendar recently?,What's the matter?,What's the strange thing one after another.。 There are still no normal people in the whole Runlu.
"Since it can't be washed, then cut it with a knife, and then use the spiritual power to repair the wound. What do you think I'm going to do, let go. ”
Fusu was held by four people with two arms, and was held up from the back and couldn't move. is like a zongzi tied to human flesh, how ridiculous it is.
According to his logic, it seems to be right. It's just that the technique is a bit bloody and is not recommended.
Midnight, "That's okay, you can let it go, but don't use the knife." I said it was hard to wash, and I didn't say it couldn't be washed.
What kind of brains are you! Oh, I'll count one, two, three, and let everyone go, but you have to make sure you don't scratch your face. ”
Looking up at Fusu with a ghostly drawing, it made Qiao Ziye disgusted, not to say how ugly the painting was, but to think that he really got off the knife, and his face was bloody... Don't let people eat breakfast?
Fusu ...... God, what the hell am I doing wrong? So much so that I was thought I was going to seek death and life, and I had to use a knife at my handsome face.
Thinking of this, he glanced at Qiao Ziye with an unkind face.
You don't say it sooner if you can wash it!, however, yes, it does say that it is not easy to wash.
I'm so angry that I lose my mind, and I can't even hear the words clearly.
The farce of the early morning finally came to an end.
At this moment, the culprit shook his head and walked through the backyard, walked into the living room to the dining table, picked up the water glass, and when he looked up, he saw four panting people, with a blank face: "Hey, are you going for a morning run?"
Fusu turned his back to her, and as soon as he heard the question, the anger that had just fallen burned again. Turning around and squinting, staring at her with a gloomy expression, "You've done a good job!
Burst... Midnight Su'er and Meng Yi were both stupid, and their six eyes blinked and looked at Fusu, who was full of ghostly talismans, and was sprayed with a straight head, and there were also a lot of water droplets hanging on the tips of their silver-gray hair.
Midnight subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and felt the urge to twist his leg and run.
Immortals fight, mortals suffer. The baby doesn't want to die yet...
"Oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hahaha... Not on purpose, hahaha... Come on, I'll wipe it for you, hahaha..."
Sang Xia was really holding back a smile, hurriedly pulled a bunch of paper towels, covered Fusu's head and face indiscriminately, wiped them very defensively, and then threw the paper towels into the trash can next to the dining table with satisfaction, clapping his hands neatly.
I'm sorry? I didn't mean to? hahaha... I don't believe in the evil and don't believe the nonsense you say.
Fusu, who was already embarrassed, is even more embarrassed now.
The originally crisp short hair, because of the special color, was quite cool after looking at it for a long time, but after being wiped by Sang Xia, it became a deflated traitor head shape. In addition, there are white confetti in the ends of his hair.
It's not too obvious because of the hair color, but when you see it clearly, you can't bear to see it.
With a ghostly face and a traitor's head shape, no matter who sees this appearance, he can't associate it with the dusty and handsome son Fusu.
Qiao Ziye had already oiled the soles of his feet and slipped away.
It's not that I really ran away, but I went to the medicine box and turned out a bottle of medical alcohol.
Since Sangxia's cold a long time ago, Runlu has had this equipment. Otherwise, with the magical powers of Fu Su Suer, how could he use the medicine of ordinary people.
While Fusu had not yet had a complete attack, he hurriedly pulled him upstairs. After a while, there was the sound of running water...
"Sangxia, you're really a bit of a fool this time. Meng Yi picked up the spatula and washed it in the sink, turned on the gas again and continued to stir the dishes in the pan.
Sang Xia pouted, "Don't blame me." ”
Last night, Su'er went on patrol early, and ran away for a radius of 2,000 miles in one go, and she was tired to death, and she didn't know what happened to Runlu at night. At this time, I was completely awake, sleepless, and sat down at the dining table to nibble on steamed buns and wait to listen to gossip.
"Why did you draw those things on Fusu's face?" Meng Yi asked as he finished frying the last dish, picked it up and put it on the table, and cleaned up the stove.
"It was he who said that I was not as good as the original Sanxia, and that I couldn't draw. So I'll draw it for him. ”
What you said makes sense! Su'er felt the urge to applaud her.
Meng Yi opened his mouth and was stunned all of a sudden. What kind of logic is this?
"If you want to paint, go to the studio, some have pen and paper, why paint his face?!"
"He said I wasn't allowed to go to the studio anymore. Sang Xia sat down on the dining chair, pinched a steamed bun and nibbled on it.
The words are not half emotional, as if they are saying something that is very natural and normal.
"Hey, Sangxia, how did you manage to draw on Fusu's face? Not to mention the face, he didn't even let us touch the hair. Su'er immediately got to the point.
Yes, how could an arrogant person like Fusu obediently let you fiddle with it, and fiddle with it so thoroughly!
"He was drunk. Saying this, Sang Xia began to have a little smug look on his face.
Su'er, Meng Yi......
Except for the hot pot banquet not long ago, I have never seen Fusu drinking.
He drinks a lot of alcohol, everyone knows about this, and he himself is a god, and whether he drinks or not is already his personal business card.
"He, how did he get drunk?" Meng Yi asked, wondering.
"You all went out last night, and he was sitting in the backyard drinking tea, and I said, 'What's so good about tea, shouldn't all manly men drink and eat meat?'" ”
"That's it, you say that, he drinks?" Meng Yi's brain was a little messy.
The heart said, our family Fusu is not such a good person.
Sang Xia waved his hand, "No, no." I just told him that the last time he was drunk, that 'I' went with him to see the snowy aurora, and I was very happy..."
That's the way it is, in order to coax Su to drink, he didn't hesitate to find all excuses. Even the body has been moved out, and the tiger skin has pulled the banner.
As a result, the effect was surprisingly good, and Fusu knelt on the spot when he heard her say that.
Without saying a word, he took a large glass of liquor handed to him. The wine was left over from when Meng Yi bought it when he was drunk before, and the degree was on the high side.
Fusu drank it in one go, but the things that followed were different from what she had imagined.
After getting drunk this time, he didn't take her to see more beautiful scenery, but fell asleep directly.
"You, you actually lied to him?!!"
Meng Yi was so angry that his fingers trembled, and there was a kind of heartache that the girl who had worked hard to pull the big girl was taken to learn badly.
"How to call a lie. I didn't lie to him, it's true. Sang Xia said very seriously. Staring at a plate of braised beef with bright eyes, salivating.
"What? What did you say? You didn't lie to him? Why didn't you lie to him?" Meng Yi got up from his chair excitedly, and his words were said in a coherent tone.
"I really didn't lie to him. That night I could feel that 'she' also seeing the aurora sky. ”
"Really, Sangxia, little Sangxia, can you hear Uncle speak, Uncle Ying, little Sangxia..."
Su'er wordlessly dragged Meng Yi, who was howling and shaking Sang Xia, to the living room, and if he didn't stop it, he would be kicked away by Sang Xia the next moment.
"'She' can't answer you. Oops, I can't tell, it's just a feeling. Do you understand?" Sang Xia pursed his lips and said to Meng Yi.
Meng Yi nodded as if he didn't understand.
Although he couldn't quite understand what Sanxia said, it meant that. The original little Sangxia now exists somewhere in the consciousness of this body.
It's just that we can't see each other for the time being.
For the time being, it doesn't mean forever. Yes, yes, that's the truth!
Just as Meng Yi calmed down, Midnight and Fusu walked down the stairs one after the other.
Fusu, who washed and wiped clean and returned to the appearance of a handsome son, came to the living room and glanced at Sang Xia.
"Hmph, what's the 'I have a magic pen', what kind of broken pen of yours is just a ghost drawing. ”
"I haven't painted before, but there's always a first time. I'll practice again when I go back, and I'll definitely draw a beautiful one for you next time. ”
Fusu ..........
"Next time, next time, are you still thinking about next time?"
"Hey, aren't you drunk?
Sang Xia didn't know that Fusu's heart was so depressed that he was about to explode, but he was curious about this stubble.
Fusu's eyes were as sharp as two lasers, shooting at Sang Xia, who was nibbling on the second steamed bun.
"Hmph, it's just a few taels of wine, do you think I'm drunk to death?"
"I don't know who it is, I don't know who the face is...", the midnight on the side whispered.
Obviously, the amount of wine is so shallow that it is a scum, and it is only a few taels...... Turning his head, he was greeted by Fusu's two laser eyes.
Midnight smacked his mouth and laughed dryly, "Ha, haha, eat, eat..."