Chapter 142: Give Me a Kiss

Bashu has fertile water and soil and a warm climate. The crops here should be mainly grains, and there are six animals. Since the unification of King Huiwen of Qin, the Qin people have continuously moved in, bringing with them the advanced culture and advanced production technology of the north. So that the Central Plains culture, production technology can be rapidly spread in Bashu. Coupled with the rugged and difficult road to Shu, Shuzhong became a paradise in the troubled times at the end of the Qin Dynasty.

Zhang Liang and the three of them have been entering Hanzhong in Shu through the Chencang Ancient Road for several days, and they are deeply attracted by the local enthusiasm and prosperity.

"I didn't expect Li Cheng's map to really lead directly to Shudi, so let's avoid taking that dangerous plank road." Qingmin was extremely excited that the three of them could enter Hanzhong smoothly. "People live happier here than anywhere else, not only do they prosper with their grains, but they even have extra food to feed their livestock." Yu Xi is also very fascinated by the happy life of the people in Shuzhong.

Zhang Liang looked at everything around him, feeling the peace and tranquility away from the flames of war. It was only then that he understood the reason why this fertile land was called the "Land of Abundance".

"Let's find a place to settle down first, and then find a way to go out and find Shu'er and Zhi'er, and pick them up! Damn, I love this to death. I don't want to go out even if I die, I want to give birth to a litter of cubs here! ”

In the face of Zhang Liang's rude words, Yu Xi chose to remain silent. Qingmin always likes to quarrel with him. "Can you not speak so badly? What is a baby birth? Do you think of yourself as a pig? ”

At this time, Zhang Liang even looked extremely happy, as if everything could not affect his mood. "Pigs! It is the happiest animal in the world, it plays when it is full, then sleeps with its wife, and finally has cubs. If I'm a pig, you're all sows......"

When Qingmin and Yu Xi heard that Zhang Liang was making fun of her, they immediately chased after Zhang Liang together shyly.

The trio frolicked. It's a common occurrence along the way. Added a lot of fun to this long journey.

After a laugh and chase, Zhang Liang felt that his stomach was starting to make a revolution again. So he hurriedly turned around and said to Qing Min and Yu Xi, who were chasing him, "Two beauties, don't chase." Let's find a place to worship the Five Organs Temple first, and then if you don't eat, your chest will shrink......"

Hearing that Zhang Liang even invited the two of them to dinner, Qingmin only felt ashamed and annoyed, and then she scolded Zhang Liangjiao: "Eat." I'll let you eat! I'll let you eat my fist first. After speaking, he chased Zhang Liang again.

Yu Xi simply watched the two chase, because she was also hungry, and she really didn't have the strength to mess around with them anymore.

After a lesson from Bai Qingmin, Zhang Liang and the three of them found the largest restaurant in the market. As soon as they entered the store, Xiao Er cordially stepped forward to greet them: "Three of you, please come inside." The food and drinks in the small shop are famous here, so the three of you have come from afar, so sit down and take a break. ”

"How do you know we're coming from afar?" Zhang Liang was extremely curious about Xiao Er's words.

Without waiting for Xiao Er to reply, Qingmin first took the lead and said: "You are stupid, this is someone's polite words." “

Zhang Liang heard this. He nodded. But the little second suddenly replied: "No, the little one can see that the three are from the middle." ”

At this time, Qingmin and Yu Xi were stunned, both of them thought that it was just a polite remark from the shopkeeper, but they didn't expect the other party to really see that they were from the Central Plains.

Zhang Liang was also curious, so he asked again: "Then tell me, how do you see that we are from the Central Plains." ”

If you change to a store in the Central Plains, I am afraid that there will be a few perfunctory words about so many questions from customers. After all, business comes first. But Shuzhong is different, because there is no war here. The folk customs are particularly simple and enthusiastic, so the little two did not have the slightest slack and perfunctory. Instead, he explained seriously with a smile on his face: "Although the clothes here are the same as those of the Central Plains, there are subtle differences, and anyone who has lived here for a long time can see the difference at a glance." “

Zhang Liang carefully looked at the clothes of the guests in the store, and stared at Xiao Er for a long time, but he never noticed any difference. Then he asked, "Why can't I see any difference?" ”

The little second smiled when he heard this, and replied casually: "You don't know anything about the guest officer. Although Hanzhong is territorial, the climate is different from the Central Plains, and it is also different from Neishu! The winter is long and cold, so those who live here for a long time will pay attention to keeping warm. Even the people in the interior of Sichuan and Shu know it. However, the clothes of the three are obviously different from those of this place, which means that you do not know this place, so I guess that you are from the Central Plains. ”

"I don't feel cold here!" Zhang Liang put on a posture of getting to the bottom of the matter, as if he had to find out.

The little second still patiently replied: "This is what is special about this place, not only are there four seasons, but even the four o'clock a day, the cold and heat are not the same." ”

Zhang Liang generally understood the difference between what Xiao Er said, and at the same time followed the other party's guidance to the front of a case. "Little Er, do you have anything to eat here?" As soon as Zhang Liang sat down, he opened his mouth to ask.

As soon as the little two heard the other party's inquiry, he quickly replied enthusiastically: "Guest officer, we have a bumper harvest of grains and prosperous livestock, as long as you want to eat, we have it." ”

Zhang Liang knew that the laws of the Qin State could not be slaughtered easily, so meat was extremely rare. Although there were no dietary restrictions at the time of Huiji, it was already under the jurisdiction of the Qin Dynasty at that time. So he had some doubts about what Xiao Er said.

"You mean I can eat chickens, ducks, pigs, cows and sheep if I want?"

Seeing Zhang Liang's question, the second child knew the other party's doubts. "Guest officer, although this place belongs to the Qin State, it is separated by a distance after all, and the county guard here acquiesces to some eating habits because of the abundance of products here. After all, there are a lot of taxes. ”

After listening to Xiao Er's explanation, Zhang Liang truly realized what it means to be a mountain high emperor yuan. He hurriedly took out a gold ingot from his bosom and put it on the table, and then said, "All that can be on it!" Lao Tzu wants to open meat today! ”

As soon as the shopkeeper saw that the other party was so generous, he hurriedly responded and went down to prepare.

After Xiao Er served some of the wine and food, he smiled at the three of them and said, "It's a coincidence, our store has a very special aftershow today, and it is the first time to perform." ”

Hearing that there was a performance, Zhang Liang's eyes suddenly lit up. Hurriedly asked, "What performance?" ”

"We once entertained a guest officer who was full of praise for the dishes and came up with an idea for the restaurant. Let the singer sing in the store to cheer up. It is said that it can attract customers. ”

"This is ordinary! What's so special? You just said very! As soon as he heard that it was singing and dancing, Zhang Liang's interest immediately halved.

I saw Xiao Er smile mysteriously, and then replied in a low voice: "This song and dance is taught by that guest officer himself, and they are all unheard of and unseen." We've been rehearsing in our store for more than three months. ”

"More than three months ??!!" Zhang Liang regained his expectant gaze at this time, and he could still faintly see the light in his eyes.

Seeing his appearance, Qing Min asked Yu Xi, "Yu Xi, what did you teach me the word to say him a few days ago?" ”

Yu Xi forgot to glance at Zhang Liang, then looked back at Qingmin and whispered, "Stinky rascal......"

When Qing Min heard this, she immediately scolded Zhang Liang: "Yes! Stinky Rascal!! ”

Zhang Liang was speechless when he heard the two of them scolding him for being a stinky hooligan. After holding it for a long time, he spit out a sentence: "I'm appreciating art." ”

Yu Xi was very dissatisfied with Zhang Liang's quibble. "Hmph, you are also Meng Qingmin, and you are still artistic. Look at those eyes. Fool whom?! After speaking, he ignored Zhang Liang.

Zhang Liang was dumb at this time, and he could only choose to remain silent in the face of the second daughter's reprimand.

When the dishes were ready, Zhang Liang started with Yu Xi and Qingmin and tasted them. After just a few bites, I knew that Xiao Er was not boasting, and the dishes in this store were indeed delicious. For a moment, the three of them forgot about the episode just now, and praised the dishes one after another.

While the three of them were enjoying their meal, several women dressed in fancy clothes suddenly entered the store. Each of them had a beautiful face and a plump figure. I saw a few people walking slowly to an empty table in the store, and then followed by a few musicians. Looking at that posture, it seems that the performance that Xiao Er said is about to start.

At this time, Zhang Liang's heart was like being scratched by a cat's claw. He really wanted to see this special performance in Xiao Er's mouth, but Yu Xi and Qing Min were staring at him. He had to look at the wine and food on the table, and he didn't even dare to fly around. But even so, the second daughter's eyes still never took off him, as if she knew that as long as she relaxed a little, Zhang Liang would take advantage of the loophole.

Zhang Liang really couldn't stand the hot gazes of the two, so he could only say timidly: "I'm not that kind of person, I don't look at it." They are definitely not as good-looking as my Xixi daughter-in-law and Minmin's daughter-in-law, so I will listen to the songs. ”

Qingmin and Yu Xi were accustomed to Zhang Liang's unscrupulous words, and after hearing him say that he was just listening to the song, they glanced at each other, but then stared at Zhang Liang again. It seems that he doesn't believe the other party's words at all.

Just when Zhang Liang felt extremely embarrassed, the performance on stage began. The first thing that came to everyone's ears was a pleasant prelude, and everyone present, including the little two, listened to it with fascination, as if this prelude had made them unable to extricate themselves. But Zhang Liang suddenly felt that this melody was somewhat familiar, and he always felt that he had heard it somewhere.

After the beautiful prelude passed, it was followed by the heart-warming sweet singing of the singers...... "Give me a kiss~ Is it okay?" Kiss on my face ~ leave a love mark ......"

Zhang Liang no longer had any scruples about staring at him at this time. He looked at the singers in astonishment. I saw that his eyes were wide open, his mouth was half-open, and his expression was dull. It's as if you've seen the most incredible thing in the world.

Qing Min did not reprimand or stop his actions, because she found that Yu Xi, like Zhang Liang, also looked at those singers in surprise. The two of them even stood up slowly, as if their souls were attracted to the stage. Seeing the actions of the two, Qingmin was a little scared, she didn't know what was going on, and she actually made the two of them react like this.

After a long time, Yu Xi asked Zhang Liang as if talking to herself, "This is to give me a kiss??!! Even when she was questioned, she was still staring at the stage.

Zhang Liang heard Yu Xi's question but didn't answer immediately, only to see that his eyes were already full of tears, his face was constantly twitching, and finally he muttered as if he was answering Yu Xi's question with all his strength: "This is okay!" It really can!! (To be continued.) )