On August 1 of the 11th year of Tianyou, the sky is high and the clouds are light, the autumn is high and cool, and I am in the queen's middle palace to review the folds, and my four wives, uh, well, are nine wives, Yudie and the queen The four little girls they are close to have been taken down by me hehe

The nine of them were sitting together on a table of mahjong, four of them were playing, three of them were cheering, and Xin Yao and Yun'er were sitting on the sittings eating snacks and chatting about homely things

"Xianggong, bring those two bowls of bird's nest soup to the concubine and Sister Yun'er." Queen Meng Xinyao said to me angrily

"I didn't see that I was critiquing, wouldn't it be enough for you to stand up?" I didn't even raise my head and said to the queen

"But Xianggong, the baby in the belly of the concubine and Yun'er's sister said that they wanted to eat the bird's nest soup brought by their father." The queen said in a snort again

To tell the truth, I have no resistance to the queen and Concubine De's trick at all, who makes the ancestors of the family now, I had to put down the folds in my hand, walked to them, picked up the bird's nest soup and handed it to the two of them one by one, and then said to them: "You two told the little bastard in your stomach that you want to be beaten less by Lao Tzu in the future, and now there will be no moths." ”

After I finished speaking, Xin Yao and Yun'er's eyes flashed with the light of successful tricks, this trick was really tried, but they didn't seem to listen to my words, alas

I just sat down after returning to the dragon case, and suddenly heard the queen's cry of pain, I hurriedly ran over again, and saw that the queen was sweating in pain, I thought it was poisoning again, this time I was not angry, but it was also on the verge of outbreaking, I hurriedly said to Xiaodouzi: "Quickly pass on the imperial doctor!" Then send someone to inform the Queen Mother

"Xin Yao, what's wrong with you, don't scare Xianggong." I kept comforting the queen and said

"Long live Lord, Sister Queen, I'm afraid I'm going to give birth." Huanyu said to me

"Then you hurry up and inform Wen Po, Yu Die, and immediately help the queen into the delivery room." It's the first time I've been a father, where can I have these things, I'm sweating profusely, not to mention in a hurry, I can now say that I don't know what to do, and I don't have the bearing that an emperor should have and the steadiness of Mount Tai collapsed and didn't change

"What are you all doing, get out of the way." At this time, the queen mother's mother shouted loudly, calming all of us not calm, and at this time, the stable woman in the palace was also called by Yudie

Now the queen mother's mother has a thousand troops in hand, the command is determined, and the momentum of winning a thousand miles, she commanded to everyone: "Wen Po, the two of you quickly help the queen to go to the delivery room next door, Yu Die, immediately boil water, Huanyu, quickly go to the prepared scissors, towels and cotton cloth, Bailing, immediately go to the hospital to inform all the doctors, all to the palace to wait for the order, in case of accidents." ”

"Mother, I have already asked Xiaodouzi to notify the doctor." I hurriedly said to the Queen Mother's mother

"There's nothing for you here, just wait." Saying that, the Queen Mother went out to pick me up

"Hey, Mom, I'm the child's father, how can you let me out?!" I don't understand what this is

"You are a man, you can't enter the delivery room, hurry out, Ling'er, pigeon, get your husband out." The Queen Mother was very irritated and waved at me.

However, when I was being pushed out by Ling'er and the pigeon, my other wife, Concubine De Chuyun, had a stomachache again, and it seemed that she was about to give birth

My two great, ten-month-pregnant wives, Queen Meng Xinyao and Concubine Chu Yun both entered the delivery room, and my heart swayed in the air as if it had been pulled into the air. I kept walking back and forth in the courtyard outside the palace of the maternity ward, watching my Queen Mother and those wives busy inside without touching the ground

"Your Majesty, Yun'er is about to give birth? How's it going? Raw? Chu Luli hurriedly ran in and said to me, and he was still babbling to me, completely lacking the very tall temperament he had before

"You shut up Lao Tzu and stay behind." My mood was already very irritable, and I was blown up instantly by his chatter

"Lord Chu, Lord Chu, come here, come here." An Daoquan stepped forward and pulled Chu Luli into the group of people from the imperial doctor, and then whispered to Chu Luli: "The emperor is the first time to be a father, and he is his favorite two women, now don't provoke him." ”

In fact, what I heard An Daoquan's words was just that Chu Luli was worried about his sister, and besides, I didn't have that much care, so I pretended not to hear it

Two hours later, I was about to explode in my irritation, and I pointed at the group of doctors and said, "Who's that, come here." ”

He Wenbao and An Daoquan bowed to me at the same time and said, "Your Majesty, what do you command?" ”

"What's going on, this is, it's been two hours, why did it take so long to have a child, I am very anxious now, do you know?!" I yelled at He Wenbao and An Daoquan in some incoherent words

"yes, yes, why is it so long." Chu Luli was also nervous, no, no, no, he stepped forward and said to He Wenbao and An Daoquan

"It's been too long, I can't wait, you two hurry up and urge, what's going on." I continued my brain-short-circuited gibberish

"Yes, yes, yes, the minister will go, this will go." He Wenbao was yelled at by me, and he also agreed a little blindly. However, he immediately reacted and said to me with a sad face: "Your Majesty, what did you ask your ministers to urge!" ”

Before I could say anything, I suddenly heard a loud cry, born! Hahaha, though, who gave birth to this? I was wondering when another cry came out, hahaha...... My two wives have given birth, they have both given birth, I laughed without any image, and Chu Luli, the bastard who laughed like this, accompanied me to laugh like this

At this time, my Queen Mother pushed the door and walked out, I saw it, and quickly walked forward and looked anxiously at the Queen Mother, waiting for him to give me a result

"Xin Yao gave birth to a son for you, Yun'er gave birth to a daughter for you, you are now a child, go in and have a look." The Queen Mother said to me with a smile

"Hahaha...... Han Qing, Lao Tzu is a father, you are an uncle, hahaha, dodge, all dodge, Lao Tzu wants to see my son and daughter hahaha...... "I rushed into the delivery room like a crazy gust of wind, and I didn't expect Chu Luli's speed to be faster than me, and he came first, and he passed by with a whoosh

I snatched my son from Huanyu's hand, and then came to Chu Luli's side and said to him, "Hey, hey, you Chu Luli, give me my daughter." ”

"Don't you have one in your hand?" Chu Luli said to me with a long face

"You're holding my own daughter." I said

"This is still my niece, why don't you say it."

"Oh, you kid still dare to talk to me, right?! Believe it or not, I'll you! "I threaten Chu Luli

And Chu Luli even ridiculed me, where are we still like an emperor and a minister

"Long live the lord, Uncle Guo, the two sisters are going to breastfeed the baby, you two, isn't it time to go out." The pigeon came over and said

After the two of us handed over the two children to Huanyu and Qige respectively, the two of us looked at each other with contempt for each other, and then I smiled and hugged Chu Luli's shoulders and said to him: "Oh, uncle, I have a son and a daughter, what about you, alas, single person, when it comes to the long night of loneliness, I can't sleep alone~"

Chu Luli slapped my hand away and said to me, "I'll come to you in the evening and invite me to dinner." ”

"Why?" I said with a look of disgust

"Just because you have a son and a daughter, is that a good reason?"

"Not sufficiently, I'll count it for a few more days and call all the ministers to ask for it."

"Oh, my master hasn't seen me and Yun'er for three years, and he always asks us to go back to see her old man, and it just so happens that Yun'er has also given birth, so I will take her and the child back to visit our master and his old man in the past few days." I looked at Chu Luli's unbeaten expression, this hatred.

"I invite my uncle to dinner in the evening, you remember to come to Austria." Chu Lu is away from Chu Hanqing, you won, I thought to myself

"Let's talk about it first, don't fool me with the work meal." Chu Luli smiled and left!! Why didn't I find out that Chu Luli was so cheap before

Watching Chu Luli leave, I walked quickly into the delivery room