"Brother Niu, look at what you said, can't you write two cow words with one stroke, you must be indispensable! I'll get it for you when I'm there! “

Niu Jinda stopped patting his chest, "That's okay, let's go!" "Don't you say that there are cattle entering the road to lead the way unimpeded, even the bad people who guard the door of the fang also nodded when they saw the Niu Jinda waist card and let them go, so that the hawkers sighed that it was really good to be an official, and also let the hawkers know that the responsibilities of the so-called bad people are similar to the current chengguan, and the management of the environment and appearance of the fang, the hawkers can't help but complain, who said that the ancient people were stupid, people knew that the chengguan was not a good thing thousands of years ago, or how could they be called bad people, you said yes?

After arriving at the place, the vendor took a box of chocolates from the back box to the old cow, took a few buckets of potato chips, and also gave a few pieces of transparent soap.

The peddler was photographed and trembled, "Brother Niu's things are put away, don't let Yu Chigong and Cheng Yanjin see it, otherwise I won't admit it!" “

Niu Jinda was also sweating when he heard the hawker mention the two goods, and carefully hid the things in his arms, "Brother Dabao reminds me that I won't say anything if I die, so I'll leave first!" “

"Brother Niu walks slowly on the road!" Niu Jinda waved his hand at the vendor and flashed, looking at the direction not to go to the city gate, it is estimated that he is going to send things home first!

Yuan Tiangang heard movement outside the temple, and when he came out, he saw that it was the vendor's car, so he came over from afar, "Uncle Shi is back, hurry up and enter the yard!" “

"Well, has Lao Yuan eaten?"

"Uncle Lao is worried, I have already eaten it, and it is still the noodles you left, Uncle Lao!"

"Okay, let's eat if you're used to eating, you haven't slept so late?"

Lao Yuan thought to himself, didn't he see you coming back, but he didn't dare to say, "It's a little hot, this house is also picked, there are many mosquitoes sleeping outside, I'm smoking wormwood mosquitoes here!" “

"Damn, what are you doing with that thing, it's not a fart, it's better to smoke two more cigarettes! Come, I've brought a tent, come and help carry it down! “

The hawker's exit was dirty, and Yuan Tiangang was no longer surprised: "Okay, uncle, come and I'll come by myself, you rest!" Yuan Tiangang moved the tent down by himself, and groped for the two tents to set up, and the hawker couldn't help but sigh, worthy of being a big bull who wrote a push back picture, this reasoning ability is strong, just look at anything to know what it does!

After sighing, the hawker found that Lao Yuan was alone in the yard, "What about Qingfang Mingfang?" “

Lao Yuan wiped the sweat on his forehead and replied to the peddler, "I can't sleep, I went to catch the golden cicada!" "The peddler is speechless, this grown-up child, the average girl sees that thing and it's too late to hide, these two are good, and they went to catch it! Before the hawker finished thinking about it, he saw Qingfang chasing after him, and Mingfang shouting in front!

The hawker and Lao Yuan hurriedly went over to see "What's wrong?" What the hell is this? ”

Mingfang hid behind the peddler and pointed at Qingfang, "Brother Dabao, Qingfang, she scares me with insects!" ”

"Cut, look at your timid strength, isn't it a worm, as for being so scared, Qingfang will take it and I'll take a look!"

Qingfang made a shy gesture at Mingfang, "It's just a bug, look at you and you're scared!" After saying that, he handed the bug hidden behind him to the vendor!

"Ahh I'm @#$%"The hawker was scared, Nima, this is a bug, and I don't know where Qingfang caught a bull, of course, if it is an ordinary bull hawker, it won't be so scared, rural children know that ordinary bulls are five or six centimeters long and brown, but now one that Qingfang put in his hand is something he called a stinky cow, this thing is black with white spots on it, and the size is like a Nokia magic machine!

The peddler hurriedly threw it on the ground and trampled it to death, this thing bit people, and when I was a child, I had nothing to catch this thing and watch them bite their braids with their big front teeth to play, that guy crunched neatly, such a big one is estimated to be even more powerful" Qingfang, pay attention to the image of the little girl's family in the future, don't play this dangerous thing anymore, you know?" ”

Qingfang pursed her lips, "Who asked her to scare me with a mouse first!" ”

The peddler turned his head to look at Mingfang, Nima, who is also not worry-free, this girl was scared like this, and she didn't throw the mouse in her hand yet, and snatched it up and stepped on it to death, "Tell me, why are you catching mice?" You're not a cat! ”

Ming Fang bit her lip, pulled her braids with both hands, and said, "I want to feed it some salt to see if it can become a swallow tiger (bat)!" ”

The peddler's old blood spurted onto the windshield: "Heaven, earth! "A small slap on the back of the head of the two girls" Go, wash your hands with soap! ”

The two girls washed their hands and stretched them out to show the vendor, and the hawker drove them into the tent that had been laid out, and when the two girls saw the night light on the top of the tent and the bedding on the ground, they threw themselves into it with a cheer, and they no longer had to sleep in the house!

Lao Yuan smiled at the hawker embarrassedly, the vendor handed him a cigarette, and patted Lao Yuan on the shoulder, "Don't be sad, who let us meet an unreliable fairy!" ”

The hawker and Lao Yuan got into the tent, and the two girls in the tent opposite cheered for a while, and they didn't know what bad the hawker had done, so they yelled twice at the opposite side, and the two girls finally didn't move so much!

In the tent, Yuan Tiangang sat on the quilt, looked at the air conditioner quilt in his hand, touched it and touched it, and couldn't believe it was true, "Uncle Shi, is this built by ordinary people over there?" ”

"Nonsense, don't you think I can get what our emperor built?"

"Hehe, what Uncle Shi taught me is that the people over there are so happy, and ordinary people can use such exquisite things, it's really fascinating!"

The vendor glanced at Lao Yuan, "I don't know, let's sleep, don't look at it, this is the prize I prepared for our festival, hey, by the way, Lao Yuan, the festival can't rely on a few of us, have you found someone to help?" ”

Lao Yuan didn't feel embarrassed when he was despised by the hawker, and he replied to the hawker while lying on the ground: "I have found it, Liu Zhenren of Baiyun Temple, Zhang Daochang of the Heavenly Emperor Palace outside the city, and some other Taoist friends have all said that they can arrange for their disciples to come to help when the time comes!" ”

"What about the location, is there a big Taoist temple nearby? The prizes I prepared this time are estimated to be enough for half of Chang'an, if the place is small, it is estimated that it can't accommodate so many people, people are too crowded and complain too much, it is estimated that the effect of this festival will be greatly reduced! ”

"Uncle Shi is like this, a few of us discussed it and felt that if according to Uncle Shi's idea, I am afraid that there is no such a big Taoist temple in the whole of Chang'an, so we will simply find a vacant land near Baqiao, which is also more spacious, and it just so happens that there will be many people in that place with all kinds of covered pets to bathe!"

The hawker thinks about it, anyway, the six-day festival in June is the festival of bathing, so it is better to set the venue there, and make it like a modern agricultural fair, no matter how many people are afraid! Besides, the more people there are, the more successful it is!

PS "I wish you all a hilarious day, ask for tickets