"Battlefield Life" 70 (on the soup and under the medicine)

On Chinese New Year's Eve in 1938, just after dawn, just as the cold gang of brothers was still trapped in the mouth of the evil road and stuck with the wind and snow, the headquarters of the Japanese army brigade began preparations for a crazy operation.

Before this, Jiang Bao offered a plan to Da An: "Capture the thief and capture the king first, if you want to capture the king of Yuantu Mountain, you must first get his henchmen, and work together inside and outside to annihilate him." “

Da Anle laughed and turned over ten trillion laughs: "Okay, just do what the Jiangdao Lord said, but this life has to be done by you in person, I can rest assured, well, you know what I mean!" If you succeed, you'll get a good position in the Imperial Army. “

Jiang Bao folded his legs together, raised his head and bent down to bow deeply to the big anus: "Thank you E. coli, I don't want to repay my service to the imperial army, I just want to do my best." “

The big anus put away the hearty laughter and frowned at the corner of his mouth: "I look forward to your good news!" After that, he turned around and asked Chunmu to lead people to secretly follow Jiang Bao and his party.

Jiang Bao and Jiang Hai took about five people to Yuantu Mountain to get closer, and Jiang Hai persuaded Jiang Bao all the way: "Master, do we really want to be lackeys?" “

Jiang Bao: "Do I have a choice?" It's not because you didn't have this thing that you didn't get captured, otherwise how could I get in, why, now that you've pulled me into the fire pit, you want to jump out? “

Jiang Hai wanted to speak and stopped; Jiang Bao grabbed the words to dispel Jiang Hai's concerns: "Besides, we are not considered lackeys, this is at most a curve to protect the family, how can there be a country without a home?" “

Jiang Hai blinked, although he felt that his conscience couldn't get over, but he couldn't do anything: "Master, I don't read much, I hope it's the reason you said!" “

Jiang Bao was worried that someone was following him, so he asked his entourage to speed up his progress so that his behavior could be out of the eyes of the Japanese army; Chunmu and a group of people were still tracking well, but for some reason, suddenly Jiang Bao and his party seemed to evaporate from the world, making Chunmu and his party lose their way; Because the snow was falling so heavily, not even the footprints of the pioneers left behind.

Chunmu had to take a group of people to touch it by feeling, but he didn't expect to touch Snow Lotus Island, and saw that the Japanese troops guarding Snow Lotus Island were staggered and weak; After a while, I saw Feng'er and the corner coming to train the army: "You all give me spiritual points, today is Chinese New Year's Eve, and the Japanese army is likely to launch a sneak attack on us; One by one, the waist boards straightened up for me. “

Junmu hurriedly ordered the seven-person squad led by himself to retreat, hiding in the snow and feeling uneasy: "Could it be that the sentry posts in front of the station have been destroyed?" Why didn't anyone come to report the news, could it be that the whole army was wiped out? “

Chunmu didn't think much about it, and didn't even dare to think about it carefully, so he had to lead the people of the headquarters to speed up to catch up with another road, about an hour, and finally caught up with Jiang Bao's people, Junmu led a small class of seven people to hide in the jungle about 100 meters behind Jiang Bao, and could clearly understand Jiang Bao's words and deeds.

I saw Jiang Hai hugging Jiang Bao's thigh: "Master, I beg you, let's not go to the scourge of Yuantu Mountain, although they are bandits, but at least they are also Chinese, we can't harm our own compatriots!" “

Jiang Bao kicked Jiang Hai away: "Look at your cowardice, you still want to beat my daughter's idea, you don't look like a man at all; The husband must not only be able to bend and stretch, but also do what he says, and never stop doing it; Follow me, brothers! “

Jiang Hai grabbed Jiang Bao's leg again: "Master, you really can't go, but if we take this step, there is really no turning back; From here, down the steep slope, is our Snow Lotus Island, as long as we go home, we will be safe. “

Jiang Bao sat down and lit a cigarette: "It's easy to go home, but it's hard to keep home!" You think we'll be safe when we get home? Maybe before we got home, we were wiped out by the troops who were being tracked by the Japanese army; At that time, not only will we take our lives in vain, but even Snow Lotus Island will not be guaranteed. “

Jiang Hai turned around and roared like a ghost: "Who? Who follows us? As if he had gone crazy, he grabbed the snow and threw it around.

Junki and his party were hit by the snow ball, but they couldn't help but be angry, because they were only ordered to follow and monitor, and did not have any right to execute.

Jiang Bao took people to throw down the Jianghai bypass road and copy it from the back road of Yuantu Mountain, Jiang Hai panicked, hurriedly followed, but lost it, and called the door to the front of Yuantu Mountain.

Chunmu and his party could only keep up with Jiang Hai, but they couldn't keep up with Jiang Bao and his party, because this place was not suitable for hiding and tracking, they had to report back to Da Anus for reward.

After hearing this, Da Anal was extremely angry: "Hide the fact that our sentry post was destroyed, pretend not to know, wait for the destruction of the land of the three mountains, and then find them two streams and one hole to settle accounts; In addition, before sending troops to attack Yuantu Mountain tonight, kill that Jiang Hai and sacrifice flags. “

Junki: "Yes! Da Anjun, you are really thoughtful, as long as we pretend not to know how to show weakness, the land of two streams and one hole naturally does not dare to be presumptuous; Naturally, they thought that it would be good if they could go down the sea in such a way; As everyone knows, once I come back to my senses, it is already a sea of vicissitudes. “

Big Anal: "Haha well said! However, Jiang Bao's loyalty is still commendable, although there are still concerns, but it can be regarded as a general understanding, if he can successfully take Yuantu Mountain this time, he will appoint a detective! Inspector of the Pathfinder! Also, please call me E. coli in the future, I think it sounds good! “

Junmu: "Daanjun, I checked the Chinese dictionary, E. coli means feces!" “

The big anus burst into laughter: "This Inspector Jiang really has ulterior motives!" Changed the square and scolded me, but it doesn't matter, I admit it, there is an idiom in China called great wisdom if foolish, people are like their name, then let my big anus be a non-toxic and husband-free E. coli. “

As soon as he heard the bacteria, hemorrhoids thought of the project of the bacterial bomb, so he took the fart and continued to shoot, and used the question to play, competing with Junmu for pets, wanting to attract attention: "E. coli, General Koizumi, the captain of the wing, called us yesterday to urge us to find bacterial seeds, saying that the spring after the year is a good time to reproduce bacteria. “

The big anus was originally in a very good mood, but when he heard that hemorrhoids were so disturbed, he regarded hemorrhoids as a trigger for E. coli, angrily blamed hemorrhoids, and scolded Xiaoquan: "You will write back to him and tell him that we are doing it now, and when we kill all the Chinese in the land of three mountains, two streams and one cave, the bacterial seeds hidden in the folk will naturally be found." “

In the afternoon, Jiang Bao pretended to be a merchant passing by from the back mountain of Yuantu Mountain, deceived the sentry, and approached the back door of Yuantu Mountain, the gatekeeper was called Shunxi, Jiang Bao took out a few pieces of ocean from his arms and stuffed them into Shunxi's pocket: "Help me pass on your cook!" “

The cook's name is Su Pan, and after hearing this, he ran out of the back door, Jiang Bao saw that the cook didn't say a word, and he was ten pieces of ocean and stepped in: "Tonight, give this thing to your master, you can make up for it, and pass on another word, I will bring a big gift to him in the evening, so that he can get ready to meet him." Yan Yu handed over a package of poison to Su Pan's hands.

Su Pan took the poison and trembled: "Lord Jiangdao, why are you looking for me for this?" But my family is pointing at me."

Jiang Bao: "Shhh, you have to keep this matter secret and not leak it out, otherwise the matter will be exposed, and we will all be finished; Rest assured, I will let you evacuate safely afterwards and give you ten times as much money to walk. “

Shunxi and Su Panmu saw Jiang Bao leave, Jiang Bao pulled his face and yelled: "Tell Biaozi to be in charge, I will come to thank him for taking care of our Snow Lotus Island in the past year with a big gift." “

At this time, silence is better than sound, and sound is better than thunder; Although Shunxi and Su Pan's souls trembled, they also gained weight and dared to go out: "that, anyway, we are bandits for money, now in troubled times, there is nothing happier than getting money and running away, think about the two of us are also from the same village, and when we get this money, we can go home and enjoy our old age in peace." “

Jiang Bao went around to the front door and called Jiang Hai, who was unresponsive, and a group of people happily rushed back to Wangjiawan, and the headquarters of the Japanese army brigade reported to Da Anus with a smile: "E. coli, things are going well, I spent a little money to buy his two henchmen, I have spread rumors that Snow Lotus Island will give them big gifts according to the usual practice tonight, and thank you for taking care of them this year; Presumably, they will let their guard down and let the Yellow Army's large army enter without defense! “

Big anus: "Do a good job, I will be your detective in the future; Come~ Drink this cup, you have worked hard, go back and rest for a while, and set off when it gets dark; Also, Inspector Jiang, the name you gave me is very nice! “

Jiang Bao saw that there was something in the big anus, so he had to laugh and sloppy: "Where is the big anus general, as his name suggests!" Hehe! “

There is still an hour when the sky is dark, and this place of three mountains, two streams and one cave is less festive than in previous years, and more is to entertain themselves behind closed doors, and they don't even dare to be too presumptuous, praying while sometimes being alarming.

Chef Su Pan personally brought a bowl of soup to Biao Zi, and reported Jiang Bao's visit to Biao Zi, Biao Zi stirred the soup and laughed: "This Jiang Bao is also strange, he didn't support the War of Resistance before, but now at the critical moment, he still has to come to pay some filial piety, why do you say he is this?" “

Biaozi paid attention to the eyes of the people around him during the questioning, and felt that there was a feeling that the magnetic field was wrong, and then looked closely, the stirring spoon changed color, and he replaced his treasured beast tooth chopsticks, only to see that from white to black to purple, Su Pan saw this, trembling with fright, and asked in his heart: "Why is this?" I also tested it with ivory chopsticks in the back kitchen, but there was no response! “

People in the four corners were talking about why Jiang Bao took the risk of paying tribute: "Then there is no need to say, I must be afraid that Snow Lotus Island will not be protected, so I will pat our sycophants, so that we can send troops to help!"

Little bandit: "Maybe Jiang Bao has surrendered to the enemy, so as to induce us to open the door and surrender to the Japanese army."

Su Pan saw that the matter was about to be revealed, and the truth would soon be revealed, so he interjected and gagged: "That's the case, we haven't helped Snow Lotus Island a lot this year, and besides, their island is the jurisdiction of our Yuantu Mountain, and it's better for them to send a little bit than for us to rob them!" “

Biao Zi stared at Su Pan: "Panzi, you have been with me for more than ten years, the first time I have seen you so nervous!" My face is red, isn't my heartbeat very strong? “

Everyone saw that the master had found the stubble to the cook, so they counted all the accounts of the loss of appetite before, and gathered around to laugh and watch the excitement; Su Pan was so nervous that he was sweating profusely, constantly wiping the sweat on his forehead, and stammered: "It's the New Year, I specially made something delicious for my eldest brother, why did my eldest brother ask me so strangely, I was so nervous now that I wasn't nervous." “

Biaozi: "Really? You made me so nervous, it turned out that there was no such soup for the New Year, why did you have it this year? “

Su Pan: "Isn't this this year's war, so I made a bowl of soup for your eldest brother!" “

Biaozi: "But your soup is too strong, I don't dare to drink it!" Want to give it to you? “

Su Pan: "Don't dare, how can I have the qualifications to drink the soup of the eldest brother; If the eldest brother doesn't like to drink strong food, I'll go back and make it light for you. “

Biao Zi angrily smashed the spoon and chopsticks forward: "You are still pretending to be crazy and stupid here, this spoon and chopsticks have changed color, how do you explain?" “

Su Pan took out a complete pair of ivory chopsticks from his arms and stirred them, but he didn't see much reaction: "Big brother, is the quality of your spoonful of chopsticks not good?" You see, I'm not responding. “

Biaozi: "When death is on the verge of death, he is still so stubborn that he can't come to his senses; Okay, then I'll let you die to understand; My spoon is pure silver, as for this chopsticks, it is taken from the teeth of a hundred beasts, because they are all live teeth, each tooth nerve part is still sensitive to toxicity, it can be said that the smell of poison will change, a hundred tried, you should be convinced now, right? “

The ivory chopsticks in Su Pan's hand fell to the ground, broke into three sections, and stood there like a wooden chicken, his soul scattered.

Seeing that Su Pan had nothing to say, Biao Zi said, "Someone! Give this bowl of soup to our chef to drink! “

Shunxi was afraid that Su Pan would turn over supply and demand to protect himself before he died, so he jumped forward with an arrow and forcibly poured a bowl of poison soup into Su Pan, Su Pan pointed at Shunxi angrily, wanting to say something; Biao Zi stopped immediately, but it was too late, due to the excessive toxicity, Su Pan failed to leave his last words, fell to the ground and whimpered, only to see a few pieces of ocean poured out of his arms.