Chapter 1: Back from the Dead
Yang Chen woke up a little depressed, and had a feeling of regret for not being at the beginning.
"Let's save someone, even myself. Alas, the hero saved the beauty and played a mess, sad and urging! ”
The whole body was **, and the clothes on his body were tightly wrapped, which made him feel suffocated. Weakly reached out and grabbed the placket, and after a long sigh of relief, he slowly looked back at the place he was.
Of course he was lying on the bed, but this bed was a little strange, Yang Chen had only seen it in those costume TV series with bloody plots. The curtain is covered with a fence. Although it is a little shabby, it is better to be clean and tidy, but it has been drenched in the juice of its own waste. "Whoever is such a loser and lets himself lie on an antique, it must be an imitation, the person who saved me doesn't have a good antique plot, right? Is it a TV series!? Suddenly, Yang Chen's brain was opened.
The room is not big, it can be said to be a little narrow, and the layout is quite literati, but I always feel a little weird, as if those places are wrong, but I can't see it for a while.
"Get up, it must be the beauty who fell into the water who brought herself to this strange place, and perhaps now she is waiting to be sacrificed." The weak Yang Chen suddenly felt that his strength exploded instantly.
Yang Chen, who was looking for shoes, sadly found that there were no Nike running shoes of his own, but there were two pairs of cloth shoes. "Robbed! , my limited edition running shoes! Angry, I couldn't help but sigh at the thief's good eyesight to recognize the goods. When he checked the clothes on his body again, he couldn't help but be speechless. The sports equipment of the well-known brand on his body was looted. "It must be the beauty who fell into the water, she is so unparticular that she even steals the hero who saved his life, this must be a trap."
"What is this, how can I wear so many clothes, three layers inside and three layers outside." Yang Chen, who was nervous, ignored the theft of his net worth and carefully studied the strange burdens on his body.
The collar "Taoist robe" (not to be understood as the robe of a Taoist priest) is decorated with a white collar and a layer similar to a shirt inside. What's even more strange is that there are no buttons on the clothes, they are all knotted with cloth bands, and they are soaked all over, which makes them even more messy and curvy.
"Is it really a costume drama? It's bloody. Or did you not wake up and are now dreaming? ”
After Yang Chen bit his arm to make sure that it was not a dream, he could only get up speechlessly, put the square-headed cloth shoes on his feet, and ignored the messy cloth socks on his feet, and relaxed his body, satisfied.
The soaked clothes were very uncomfortable, Yang Chen dragged the burdens on his body that seemed messy, and walked out of the door with his feet. At this time, Yang Chen found that the windows and doors were all wooden, and they were all carved with flower road patterns and pasted with paper. So much so that Yang Chen poked a few holes when he opened the door.
Before going out, Yang Chen made up his mind to salute the abuser first, yes, he is the abuser. As the life-saving benefactor of the beauty, Yang Chen felt that he was on the side of justice, but he didn't want to repay the kindness, and he also ransacked himself, and what made Yang Chen even more unbearable was that he didn't even wear decent clothes, and after seeing his delicate body at a glance, he also wore a bunch of rags for himself. This makes the dignified young people of the 21st century embarrassed.
Yang Chen decided to intimidate first, it was best to scare the delicate beauty into tears, and then move it with affection, know it with reason, and under the combination of grace and power, he couldn't help but return his belongings, and in the end, maybe the perpetrator would become himself. Hahaha, Yang Chen had the urge to look up to the sky and laugh.
Yang Chen waved his robe, went out in high spirits, learned the classic actions of the police in Hong Kong and Taiwan police films, and shouted in his mouth: "Squatting with your head in your hands, you have been surrounded, you can not speak, but every word you say will become evidence in court." ”
But as soon as he was admitted to the hospital, Yang Chen's voice came to an abrupt end. For there was not a single person in the courtyard, but there were many people. The courtyard was full of people coming and going, as if they were all busy with something. As Yang Chen shouted, they all stood on the spot, and they all looked at him in a daze.
"It's sad, there is a huge disparity in strength between the enemy and me, why am I so unlucky." The battle plan of the first soldier and then the salute was aborted in an instant, and Yang Chen tried hard to mobilize the muscles of his face, in a vain attempt to switch to an amiable and smiling mode.
"Hehehehe, just kidding, kidding, hehehehe......"
Before Yang Shen could switch his state, he heard the courtyard suddenly shout: "Yang Xianggong is cheating the corpse...... Immediately after that, everyone scattered, and the speed of disappearance made Yang Chen dumbfounded. During the period, the pots and pans jingled, the dust was blowing, and there was a touching scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping. After a while, there was no one in the courtyard, only a few headscarves, shoes and socks, and the cold wind suddenly rose, and a few fallen leaves fluttered .......
Yang Chen's brain instantly froze, as if he was smiling, his mouth was wide open, and a trace of crystal clear saliva was secreted from the corner of his mouth, which really had the charm of a corpse. Yang Chen even suspected that he was born with the aura of a tyrant at this moment, and under the leakage, everyone bowed down and slipped away. But before he could return his belongings, he ran away, and Yang Chen immediately denied this unrealistic idea.
"Uh, are you a human or a ghost?!" At this time, there was a loud shout in the courtyard, and Yang Chen, who was stunned, was instantly restarted. Yang Chen calmed down his hesitant thoughts, and looked at the man with an amiable and smiling attitude. Before Yang Chen could speak, he saw a stick shadow magnifying in his eyes, magnifying it, and magnifying it again....... "Ah......h The strength can be described as not light, and the whistling stick wind scattered Yang Chen's long hair. "What's the situation?! What's the situation?! Well? When did my hair grow this long? Yang Chen, who was nervous, thought seriously a second before he fainted, and didn't think about why he was beaten at all.
Yang Chen, whose head was not completely unconscious, was lying on the ground in a very unscrupulous large-character posture, feeling that someone was poking him with something, and he was still saying with words in his mouth, "Are you a human or a ghost?" Are you a human or a ghost? Are you a human or a ghost? "Yang Chen, who was on fire in his heart, shouted loudly in his heart, you are a ghost, your wife is a ghost, your daughter is a ghost, your son is a ghost, and your whole family is a ghost." However, the anger in his heart couldn't be vented, and the helpless Yang Chen snorted, stretched his legs, and completely fainted.
In his previous life, Yang Chen was a college student and his family was quite wealthy. He is the only son in the family, and he lives a life of stretching out his hands in clothes and opening his mouth in food. He has a lively personality and likes sports, and to the point of a kind of madness, as soon as he has time, he exercises his body, but his body is congenitally insufficient, and how to exercise is still a little white face. But I am very familiar with the uncles and aunts in the park, and I also practice some tai chi with them. Most of the time is basically staying at home and being a thorough-and-out **Sijia otaku.
On a Sunday morning, Yang Chen ran on a fixed route, and there were more people exercising in the morning, mostly lightweight exercises performed by the elderly. When he ran to the edge of the small lake in the park, he found a large group of people talking about the lake, and the curious Yang Chen inquired that someone was going to throw himself into the lake.
The name of the lake in the park is Lake Tongtian, and I don't know which brain-dead person gave it a name. However, the lake is rumored to have a lot of strange things. Legend has it that this lake was built back in the park, when a few construction workers went to the lake to bathe, and soon after entering the lake, they disappeared without a trace, and the divers who rescued people fished all over this small lake, which is less than half a football field, but did not even catch half a hair. It is said that divers who came up from the lake said that there was a bottomless black hole in the lake, and the water in the black hole was alive, and one diver was almost sucked into the tumbling current. Later, a god stick Taoist came here to check, shouted that it was not good, and immediately drew a rune paper and threw it into the lake, which is said to seal the lake. There are various versions, and some people say that the lake is called Tongtian, but it is actually a gateway to hell, and the black hole is the gateway to the eighteen layers of hell.
All kinds of bloody legends and the things that jumped into the lake in front of him couldn't move Yang Chen, who is known as the best silk, he is already immune to all kinds of gossip news, gossip skills, "no distractions" He has faint signs of becoming a Buddha.
"Come and see, everyone, come and see, there are beautiful women throwing into the lake." A few unscrupulous old ladies who were not too loud to watch the excitement tried to mobilize everyone present to cheer for the lake throwers, and the posture was quite cheerleading.
"Beauty throws herself into the lake, beauty?!" Yang Chen immediately stopped turning around and wanted to run, the thinking of the best silk was running rapidly, and after some painful experience, Yang Chen quickly pushed away the crowd and moved quickly towards the center of the incident. Movie clips of heroes saving beauty keep flashing in his mind, and of course, there are more scenes of beauty dedication after saving beauty. "Haha, God wishes me, today I will stage a ** silk counterattack for everyone to see, hahahahahaha."
Yang Chen, who squeezed to the center of the incident, found that the beauty had already jumped into the lake with the encouragement of the unscrupulous old lady, and was struggling in the center of the lake at this time. Yang Chen jumped onto the marble railing with an arrow step, and shouted, "Don't panic, beauty, I'm a hero." Without saying a word, he jumped into the lake. Yang Chen, who went down to the lake, quickly rescued the person who fell into the water and rowed hard to the shore. If you don't use force, you can't do it, this beauty seems to be a little heavy. "Is this a beauty? It can't be a dinosaur, right? "Why is it so heavy, it's really not good to be a hero!" Yang Chen felt that he was a little struggling, and his limbs were a little weak.
Finally arrived at the shore, and the onlookers only cared about rescuing the beautiful "player", and forgot about Yang Chen. It was even a struggle of the beautiful woman before going ashore, and she gave Yang Chen a kick on her head. Yang Chen, who was exhausted, was on the verge of physical collapse, and this kick directly kicked Yang Chen into the water, Yang Chen didn't come up in one breath, so he choked in the water, and a delicate body fell straight to the bottom of the lake. At the bottom of the lake was a bottomless black hole, and the tumbling water sucked him through and disappeared in a flash. When people think of Yang Chen, there is not even a ripple on the calm lake, and the calm is terrible.
At this time, Yang Chen, who was stunned, had already been carried to the bed, and people finally found out that he was human through careful examination. At this time, Yang Chen was completely in a state of half-asleep and half-awake as if he had fallen into the darkness at the bottom of the lake. He felt as if he was floating on the water, cruising and undulating.
Suddenly, a dull voice without a trace of life sounded in his ears, startling Yang Chen's liver and popping. "You're awake, I say you listen." Yang Chen, who struggled to open his eyes, found that it was pitch black on all sides, and he was lying like that, trying to struggle to get up but couldn't get up, so he had to lie on his back.
"It's good for you to lie down, it's good to lie down." The voice came again, as if it came from all directions, such as Hong Zhong Dalu, extremely clear, and Yang Chen's eardrum hurt. "Boy, listen up, I'll just say it once." "I am the king of the Ten Temples of the Wheel, and I am in charge of approving the reincarnation of the reincarnation. You came from the gates of hell, and you are a kind of creation. I wanted to keep you to serve in hell, but I only thought that you would save people and win the floating slaughter, so I threw you into reincarnation and created another good karma. "You can't go back to your previous life, so I cast you in this life. When I picked up your soul, I found that one of your three souls was missing, so I used a tiger demon remnant soul to make up for you. This tiger demon is also a spiritual creature through the sky, when it is cultivated to thousands of years, it is difficult to resist the punishment of heaven, and it is destroyed by the thunder of the sky, leaving only a soul, just for you. This soul inherits the few traces of its cultivation, and it is also a benefit to you. "Such blood!" Yang Chen's vague thoughts couldn't stop spurting out, "This plot is too old-fashioned, let me out, I won't play." After struggling for a while, Yang Chen, who was weak and didn't look at him, still had to lie down, and he also felt that there seemed to be countless ropes around him, and the more he struggled, the tighter he became. Just lie down and listen to me, and don't move again. "As the saying goes, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter. Punishing evil and promoting good is also my root, and I have a second benefit with you. The deity remembers that you are a weak person, so I will give you divine power to change your weak and ill-fated life, and I hope you will not take this as a sin. "At this point, I will throw you into the body of the dying man, and I will have to tear your soul and intertwine it, which will be even more painful." After hearing this, Yang Chen felt that his body began to rotate, and it became faster and faster, and some strange phantoms appeared in front of him from time to time, the rotating golden wheel, and the uncertain face of the Buddha...... Suddenly, there was a tiger roar, and I only felt a sharp pain in the depths of my soul. Then it was even more painful, the soul was pulled out of his body like a peeled nail, mixed with some broken soul fragments and beaten into his body alive, constantly churning, struggling, resisting, and finally powerlessly returned to peace. Countless noisy memory fragments poured into his mind, and the cramming feeling made Yang Chen's head feel like it was being chopped off by a sharp axe, Yang Chen, who couldn't bear it anymore, screamed, and sat up suddenly, but found that he was really sitting on the bed, or the old bed that was suspected of being an antique, but there was an extra frightened woman next to the bed, looking at him in a daze, as if he had cried, and his eyes were a little red and swollen. I saw that the middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment, stepped forward and grabbed Yang Chen's hand tightly, and whispered excitedly, "God is pitiful, God is pitiful, my son is alive, my son is alive!" "Was you dreaming? Definitely! It must be the sequelae of my bloody rebirth novels. Haha, I'm alive, I'm alive! Yang Chen completely ignored the excited woman next to him, broke free and jumped up on the bed, his image movements were no less than postmodern street dance. Suddenly, a light flashed in Yang Chen's mind, and the chaotic memories instantly invaded his entire mind like a flood that burst the embankment. Yang Chen stood on the spot for an instant. "She's my mother?! So who am I? ”。 The speed at which the light flashed in his mind was a little fast, and Yang Chen showed signs of crashing before. Yang Chen kept ingesting and processing the information in his mind, and finally drew the simplest and most direct conclusion from the broken memory puzzle: "I am Yixiucai, and she is my mother." In addition to being amazed, Yang Chen was also a little speechless about the response speed of his brain CPU, damn it, why didn't the wheel king improve the software system for me! Yang Chen already knew what was going on in a moment's time, he was dreaming just now, but his dream came true, and he was really tragically reborn! Yang Chen's **silk personality made him feel calm quickly. Forget it, just let it be, stabilize it first and then make plans. Yang Chen, who had never had a big nerve, thought about getting dressed up, stood on the bed and bent over, and said to the woman in a ashamed tone: "Mother, please forgive the child for being indifferent and frightening the mother!" Yang Chen's mother was still a little unwell, and she was a little slow to react to her son's bad performance just now. Because Yang Chen is a talented man, his demeanor should not be said to be gentle and elegant, personable, at least he should know how to behave appropriately and be cautious in his actions and words. But Yang Shen's performance just now seemed to be crazy and demonic, and he couldn't get out of the way. "Ne Yan, are you feeling unwell? Let my mother take a good look. "Anyway, I still cautiously approached Yang Chen, for fear that he would dance again." Mother, just now the child woke up, and had some nightmares, so I lost my state, and I ask my mother for forgiveness. Yang Chen said cautiously, for fear that she would see any clues, and then she would treat herself as a powerful ghost, a demon reincarnated or something, and then put herself on the fire to roast it would be worth the loss. Yang Chen was silent for a moment and stabilized his mind. Observing his mother's expression, he cautiously asked, "Mother, child, what year is it, what month, when and where is it?" Yang Chen is very painful The memories he has now, messy and clueless, if there is a massive filter, Yang Chen is worried about the reaction speed of his brain, if it crashes again, how can the system be paralyzed. Moreover, Yang Chen also intended to confirm whether he was really reborn like this. At this moment, Yang Mu was stunned, Yang Mu couldn't come back to her senses for a long time, and looked at Yang Chen in a daze, the atmosphere in the room was silent for a while, and it was frightening, and the needle could be heard. "Why do you ask?" Mother Yang's heart that had just fallen at the moment was hanging again, worried that Yang Chen would not become stupid after this catastrophe, and at the same time, it was also very strange, thinking that Yang Chen was just falling into the water and holding his breath, and there shouldn't be anything wrong with his brain, right? ! "Mother, when the child first woke up, I didn't know who hit me on the head, and now the child has an unbearable headache and is chaotic, so I asked my mother this." Yang Chen felt that he was about to have a heart attack now, so he could only speak softly, otherwise his little liver would tremble, and if something was wrong, it would not be far from death, and the taste of being barbecued would be uncomfortable. "Neyan, have you been beaten stupidly, this Hanbo has also taken a lot of weight, how is this good?" Mother Yang didn't suspect it, she grabbed Yang Chen tightly with one hand, and checked the bruise on Yang Chen's forehead lightly with the other, her arms couldn't help trembling, her face was anxious, and her heart was burning. Yang Chen's forehead was accidentally hit, and his porcelain teeth grinned in pain, and he almost burst into tears. At the same time, Yang Chen also cursed the perpetrator named Hanbo fiercely in his heart. Yang Chen dodged his mother's hand, struggled out of her arms, and said with a wry smile, "Mother, the child is fine, but I feel that the headache is tight, and some things will not be remembered for a while." Yang Chen tightened the corners of his eyes and stopped the tears of pain that were about to burst out of his eyes. While speaking, Yang Chen was thinking in his heart, should I simply move to let her know that I am not stupid, dance or sing? At the very least, you have to recite a poem. Just as Yang Chen was about to sing a lyrical song, Yang's mother had already said what Yang Chen asked. "It is now the seventeenth year of Hongzhi of the Ming Dynasty, and you appear in Yangjiazhuang, Huiji County, Shaoxing Prefecture." Yang Chen was completely silent after hearing this, his own had indeed been reborn, and after the ups and downs in his heart, Yang Chen felt a feeling of not being sad or happy. Seeing that Yang Chen was speechless, Mother Yang hurriedly walked to Yang Chen's side, took his hand and looked at it carefully. The expression was very excited, his eyes were red and swollen, and tears were welling up. "My son doesn't have to be sorrowful, as the saying goes, if you don't die, you will have a blessing. It's good to be back, it's good to be back! She laughed and cried, and couldn't stop stroking Yang Chen's face with trembling hands. Yang Chen looked at the roof with fixed eyes, and asked in a light tone: "Mother, why did I come to this unwarranted disaster, I can't remember the events of that day, I hope my mother will tell me one or two." "Yang Chen is not sad is fake, no one will be too happy if anyone suddenly comes to this strange world, and Yang Chen really misses his past life, after all, there were too many difficulties in his previous life. Yang's mother saw that Yang Chen was depressed, so she had no choice but to tell the truth, and combined with Yang Chen's own broken memories, she finally remembered the book. It turns out that Yang Chen, as a talent, is not without nothing to do, and has the great cause of teaching and educating people, and more than 20 naughty children in Yangjiazhuang are Yang Shen's students. After visiting the teacher at the Shaoxing School Administration that day, I thought about going to the market to buy some books for the children. didn't want to go to a bridge and see a gentleman molesting a woman, Yang Nerd, who usually spoke little, couldn't contain the anger in his heart, and ran forward to teach him a lesson. Yang Chen had no force, so he had to silently exert his internal strength, and carried out a brutal and inhumane verbal and written attack on the disciples, and scolded the eighteen generations of his ancestors alive without a dirty word in his mouth. When he shouted happily, he didn't want to greet him not with a crying confession, but when he kicked him hard in the chest, he directly kicked the good-feeling Brother Yang straight off the bridge, and when the old boatman rowed the broken boat to scoop it up, he had been out of breath for a long time. On that day, a woman was transported back in a horse-drawn carriage, probably the woman who had been molested. After explaining a few words, she left in a hurry, and Yang's mother only cried in a hurry, and didn't ask anything more. Later, he invited Langzhong, and after diagnosis and treatment, he was really unable to return to the sky, so he had to summon the township to help prepare for the future, but he didn't want Yang Chen to wake up again, but this Yang Chen was not Yang Chen. Yang Chen was even more annoyed when he learned about this, he was planted in the hands of a woman in his previous life, and he still caused trouble for a woman in this life. It's just that what Yang Shen didn't figure out was, if there was no catastrophe, how could he be reborn and rejuvenated? After the sighing sigh of the mother and son Yifan after they came back from the dead, under Yang Chen's unnatural expression, Yang's mother finally let Yang Chen have a good rest, and went to make some health medicine for him. As soon as Yang's mother came out of the door, Yang Chen stood up on the bed excitedly, looked at the roof with his head held high, and sang loudly "Wewill, wewillrockyou, Wewill, wewillrockyou......" The hoarse voice resounded throughout the courtyard, shaking Yang's mother, who was busy decocting medicine in the courtyard, and threw the medicine jar out at once. The uplifting voice seemed to mourn the past, as if looking forward to the future, sometimes low and slow, sometimes hoarse......
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