Chapter 149: Subduing the Villain
When the soldier driving the motorcycle saw Yan Ruofei's embarrassed and uncomfortable appearance, he didn't take it to heart at all, and continued to accelerate without slowing down.
Yan Ruofei couldn't bear it anymore, he scolded angrily: "Bastard, can you drive the motorcycle slower?" Looks like you want me to die, right? I can warn you, if you toss me to death again, don't let me leave the division alive, then Lao Tzu will break your neck, do you believe it? ”
Wang Dekai sat on the back seat, it was very uncomfortable to be upside down, his buttocks kept moving up and down, sometimes upside down to the sore spot, he grinned and frowned, but he saw Yan Ruofei in the car body, being bumped up and down, bounced up and down again, more embarrassed than him, he scolded smugly in his heart: "Little bastard, I just can't bear it no matter how uncomfortable I am, and I will kill you bastard." ”
Yan Ruofei couldn't stand being turned upside down, he shouted loudly: "Stop, stop the car quickly, bastard, don't talk about breaking people upside down, the more upside down the more anxious to pee, stop the car quickly, I can't stand it." ”
"What the hell is all this about? I can tell you, the sky is already dark, and when it gets dark, wild wolves and bears will come out on this dirt road, if you stop the car and be eaten by wild wolves and bears, if you are bitten alive, you can save me? ”
The soldier cursed, but instead of slowing down, he sped up and drove his motorcycle forward.
It was getting darker and darker, and the two motorcycles were bumping on the mountain road with their headlights on, and they didn't dare to drive too fast for their own safety.
Yan Ruofei couldn't hold back his pee, he put his left hand into his clothes pocket, and took out He Mei and touched him into the devil's headquarters at that time. The delicate hairpin that opened the safe. Deliberately make a posture where the right hand is rubbed by the handcuffs and it hurts. to cover him in handcuffs.
There was a slight sound of 'click', which only Yan Ruofei could feel, and he grabbed the handcuffs and shouted again: "Bastard, stop the car quickly, I want to pee." ”
The soldier driving the motorcycle snorted, and instead of paying attention, he sped up the speed of the motorcycle.
Yan Ruofei Whether he is in modern times or in modern times, how can he have such a nest? Besides, he is not even afraid of the little devils, but he is also afraid of these miscellaneous things that are looking for trouble?
He stood up suddenly. Suddenly lifted off the helmet of the motorcycle soldier, grabbed his hair, and roared fiercely: "Grandma, the tiger is not powerful, you still treat me as a sick cat." ”
Yan Ruofei casually pulled out the engine key on the motorcycle, and the motorcycle was forced to stop slowly.
The soldier driving the motorcycle and Wang Dekai, who was sitting in the back seat, would never have thought that the motorcycle was bumping up and down on the uneven dirt road, and Yan Ruofei could open the handcuffs and suddenly attack.
Before Wang Dekai could stop the motorcycle, he pulled out a pistol and put it on Yan Ruofei's left temple. Yin smiled and said, "Little bastard, I didn't expect you kid to have two more hits." You can open the handcuffs right under my nose, I don't think you want to live anymore. ”
As he spoke, he fiercely hit Yan Ruofei's temple with the muzzle of the gun, and scolded fiercely: "You fake, you are purely looking for death by yourself, if you honestly sit in the car and handcuff yourself again, Lao Tzu will surround you with a dog's life, if you dare to move a little, I will immediately blow your head." ”
Yan Ruofei didn't want to make a big deal out of it, he shook his head and said with a smile: "Captain Wang, I really can't hold it back, you just give me the kung fu of soaking and peeing, I will thank you for the good of your life." ”
"Fart, you don't know whether you live or die this time, and you still miss me for being good, you just wait for the next life, sit down for me honestly."
Yan Ruofei really couldn't bear it, as soon as he raised his arm and moved, Wang Dekai's gun came into his hand, he put the gun on Wang Dekai's head, and looked at him in the dark without saying a word.
People are like this, if you make it clear, others will still be mentally prepared, but if you put a gun on someone's head and don't speak, no matter who it is, they will tremble with fright.
Wang Dekai was sweating profusely, he knew that he had too much grudge with Yan Ruofei, once this kid wanted to destroy them, then none of them wanted to live.
The two soldiers on the motorcycle behind, under the illumination of the lights, saw Yan Ruofei pointing a gun at the head of their captain, and quickly jumped out of the car and ran over, raising their guns at Yan Ruofei.
Yan Ruofei said with a low 'hehe' and smiled: "It seems that your captain usually treats you badly, right?" Now you're in such a hurry to come over to help, do you want to force me to shoot Wang Dekai's head? ”
Wang Dekai trembled and said: "Company Commander Yan, I know that you are a hero who resisted the enemy and killed little devils, your feat, the entire third division knows about it, don't be joking, I have opened the safety of the gun in your hand, there is a bullet in the chamber of the gun, if you are not careful, oh my mother, I, I will be dead, Chief Yan." ”
He couldn't hear Yan Ruofei's echo, and he could only see the outline of Yan Ruofei's face in the night, and his facial expression was not recognizable at all.
He begged even more nervously: "Chief Yan, I also accepted the order of Shangfeng to escort you back to the division headquarters, which was also a last resort. Brother, I used to have a place where I couldn't live with you, and I ask you not to see me in general, for the sake of our brothers who are also the third division, you can let your brother go. ”
"Really? Are we brothers? Do you treat me like a brother? Anyway, I will die when I get to the division headquarters, it is better to kill a few of you bastards, run back and take the brothers out of the 368 regiment, without you villains to control the elbows, and happily do it with the little devils, that is called special pleasure. ”
As soon as Wang Dekai heard that Yan Ruofei would say such rebellious words, he was afraid that Yan Ruofei would kill them and run away in a moment's time, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly begged again: "Chief Yan, it's all my fault, don't you want to pee?" I would like to go with my chief, so please give me this opportunity. ”
Yan Ruofei turned his head to the soldier driving the motorcycle in the dark shadow, the soldier was already so frightened that he peed his pants, he trembled and said to him: "Sir, I'm not human, I deserve to die, you just spare the little one this time, I swear, from now on, I, Song Ziliang, am your person, I dare not live if you call me dead, I dare not live if you call me live." ”
"Really? Then you go and die. Yan Ruofei said and kicked the soldier to the ground.
The soldier did not dare to lie on his stomach, so he quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to beg for mercy again.
Yan Ruofei didn't want to make a big fuss, but these bastards actually controlled him to shit and pee, he really couldn't bear it, if he didn't teach these bastards a lesson at this time, he couldn't say how they tossed him along the way.
He saw that these bastards were so frightened that they were all pinched with urine, and he calmed down and thought generously: "They are not their enemies in front of them, and now the enemy is the first priority to kill the little devils, as for defeating the little devils in the future, they will provoke a war and meet each other with swords and guns, and that can only be seen on the battlefield." ”
Yan Ruofei thought of this, 'haha' laughed and said: "You are right, we are brothers, brothers should coexist peacefully, don't make trouble and make jokes to the unlucky little devils, since you are talking about this, I am not a unforgiving master, I am still anxious to pee, which of you wants to accompany me?" ”
"I, I, I, I and me." The five brothers of the 368th Regiment Inspector Brigade of the Division Inspectorate replied at the same time.
Yan Ruofei put away the gun and said to Wang Dekai: "Captain Wang, I will keep this gun for you first, and when I get to the division headquarters, I will take the initiative to hand it over to you, you won't have any opinions, right?" ”
"No, no, if Chief Yan takes a fancy to this gun, I would like to give it to you, and please accept it with a smile." Wang Dekai scolded in his heart: "Bastard, when you get to the division headquarters, I will sue you again, just say that you grabbed a gun on the road and coerced the commander, intending to defect, hey, hey, you will wait to go to the guillotine at that time." ”
Yan Ruofei didn't talk much nonsense, and pulled Wang Dekai off the motorcycle: "Captain Wang, your bumpy urine on the road is also full of urine, right?" Come on, come on, let's release the water together, and then hurry after it's light, you won't say no pee, right? ”
"Good, good, good, thank you for Chief Yan's compassion, I'll follow, I'll follow." Wang Dekai pretended to be courteous and walked beside Yan Ruofei, and just wanted to curry favor with him, when he suddenly rushed out of the crops on the side of the road, pulled the bolt of the gun and shouted: "Raise your hands, put the gun down, and squat on the ground." (To be continued.) )