Chapter Twenty-Five: Try the Bow Horse Again
readx; Flag hunting, war drums thundering, war horses neighing on the school field, heroes from all walks of life arrived, the scene was quite warm and inspiring. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 There are several bigwigs in Nanjing City sitting on the info platform, and the central position is the Hangul of the Nanjing Military Department, with an elegant posture, but it condenses the righteousness of nothing. On his right hand is Xu Li, the Duke of Wei who was beaten by Yang Chen a few days ago, his appearance is in stark contrast to Han Wen, he frowned, his eyes stared at a place under the stage full of anger, his body trembled slightly, and he muttered something in his mouth, looking fierce. On the far left is a figure who is neither yin nor yang, with a white face and no beard, but his eyes are very dark, and he observes the characters around him without a trace. Judging from the maverick feminine behavior, it is an out-and-out dead shemale, a dead eunuch.
There were a lot of young people standing in the audience, all of them were full of energy and raised their heads, as if they were the officers and soldiers of the army who were about to be reviewed, looking at the stage with hope, and their bones were full of joy and vitality. Seeing the future of these Ming Dynasty, Han Wen on the stage nodded slightly with satisfaction, he turned around and looked at Old Man Wei and hoped that he would also give a warm response, but he saw that Wei Guogong looked at one of the candidates with an unhappy face, and his hand was raised as if he was threatening to beat someone, muttering something in a low voice. Han Wen didn't know why he followed the eyes of Old Man Wei and looked at the candidates, this look didn't matter, and his heart couldn't help but darken, and the excitement on his face suddenly disappeared, and he was replaced with a frowning brow, inhaling the cool air, and having a toothache.
What's in the crowd of candidates? What is it that makes Old Master Wei's atmosphere ugly? What else can there be, it is a pair of living treasures who cause trouble and a pair of lovely people, Yang Chen and Xu Pengju are also. The two of them spoiled the inspiring atmosphere of the scene at once, and they seemed to be the teases invited by the monkeys, specially to spoil the atmosphere of the scene. The two of them came here as if they were not here to participate in the test, but to set up a stall to talk about cross talk, holding and teasing, standing on both sides without speaking, the moving appearance is a tease to all the audiences around them, and it is the biggest burden and joke.
Yang Chen and Xu Pengju's appearance was really a little too bleak, their faces were bruised and swollen, Yang Chen was better, mainly because he was experienced and tightly protected his face when he was beaten. Xu Pengju was much more miserable, his already small eyes were now swollen into a line, his face was swollen and even richer, and there were still a few cracks on his lips that were still slightly oozing blood, so that Xu Pengju blew slightly and smacked carefully. There are still a few scratches on the forehead, and the skin and flesh are turned out, and the bright infrared dew is also oozing blood.
I won't talk about the two of them, but the behavior of the two is also Meng Lang's abnormality, Yang Chen shook his head vigorously, and he didn't look like he wanted people to see the bleakness on his face, his body collapsed slightly, his hands supported his waist and buttocks, and he gently twisted his waist and hips, and his seductive plump buttocks swayed from side to side, causing a black-faced big man behind him to blush, but he still stared at his plump satisfaction tightly.
Xu Pengju was even more out of line on the side, he adhered to the long-standing style of gentlemen, the clothes in front of him were still open, and his fat belly rose and fell with the shaking body. He crossed his legs, one leg shaking in front of him, and his head looked around with disdain. He saw that Yang Chen's actions were also moving along, but his movements were even more ** than Yang Chen, so that the candidates behind him pursed their mouths tightly and looked like they were nauseating and then fast. He was unmoved by the eye dart thrown by Old Man Wei, and rolled his eyes and raised his head forty-five degrees, looking like he was underbeaten.
Li Luoxiu's attack was indeed a little too ruthless, and the tragic situation at that time made Yang Chen and Xu Pengju feel palpitations every time they think about it. Xu Fatzi's perverted ability to resist beatings collapsed in an instant under Li Luoxiu's internal kung fu, and he could only rely on the trembling fat to resist her tragic and unspeakable bursting behavior. Aunt Li's grandmother made a complete set of eighteen palms of dragon descending on the fat man, and directly knocked him to the ground, and then pulled Yang Chen out from under the table, first Xiaozhi gave Yang Chen a political lesson for a long time with emotion and reason, so that Yang Chen thought that he had escaped this catastrophe, but after the calm waves, it was followed by a storm, thunder and lightning, Yang Chen soared in the storm like Gorky's petrel, but he did not shout to make the storm more violent, Because he only soared for a while, he went to the fat man's date.
The two brothers are supporting each other at the door of the restaurant, and eating like this can definitely go down in history. Li Luoxiu supervised the parade of the two brothers and sisters on the street behind their backs, and people applauded and congratulated each other, and it was rumored that a woman came to Nanjing City at some point to fight against the feudal evil forces.
After Li Luoxiu punished the two of them, he left angrily, and walked so simply that he didn't even look at Yang Chen. Xu Fatzi pretended to be hypocritical, followed behind the heroine to see him off, and thanked him for his edification by grinning. When Li Luoxiu's delicate body gradually disappeared with the sound of rapid horses' hooves, Xu Fatzi put down his shaking hands and fixed on the spot, gradually his body trembled, his face was covered with sad tears, these tears also contained grievances, joy and even happiness, he turned around and hugged Yang Chen fiercely, patted his back and sighed, sighing how hard-won this victory and happiness is, it was exchanged for blood and sweat.
On the day of the list, Yang Chen and Xu Pengju were still in the shadow of being beaten, but the good news in the strategy did not bring them any joy. The brothers often sit together in a daze, and they don't know if they were stupid by Li Luoxiu or because they were woken up by her. Yang Chen is okay, the fat man is hard, but he touches the fat face that can't see the appearance, and sighs for a long time, he hasn't gone home for a few days to practice with Yang Chen in the inn with peace of mind, and he has to sigh that it is difficult to have an epiphany under the influence of a living Bodhisattva like Li Luoxiu.
It wasn't until the servant came to call the two brothers on the order of the old man that he hastily cleaned up and rushed to a school field of the Nanjing garrison to take the exam. But Old Man Xu's face is not too much here, so Han Wen had to suppress his dissatisfaction and look away from looking at the heartbreaking place.
Maybe the eunuch also saw this, but he smiled slightly, and said to the two beside him in a sharp voice: "The mood of the two adults working hard for the country, our family understands, there are good and bad, and one or two are okay." ”
"Humph!" After hearing this, Old Man Wei had a puff in his nose, and he squinted at him with disdain.
"What my father-in-law said is, I don't think it's too early, let's start." Han Wenyi said righteously, but he didn't follow the eunuch to speak.
The eunuch was also stunned when he saw the dissatisfaction, and then smiled again, and stopped talking.
Old Man Wei nodded and waved his hand at the officials in the audience, which meant to start the exam, the test of the bow horse could not be completed in one or two days, the process was very cumbersome, and the candidates were also divided into batches. In fact, the bow horse is actually very simple, to put it bluntly, it is the archery operation on the horse, which is equivalent to the current driver's license test, and the cooperation of equestrianism and archery can pass this level. It is very easy for Yang Chen and Xu Pengju, Yang Chen is talented and has long been good at this, Xu Pengju was born in this middle family, and the bow horse has been exposed to it since he was a child.
It may be that Old Man Wei's arrangement Yang Chen and Xu Pengju are very high, first Xu Pengju tested, only to see that his fat body turned over on the horse extremely flexibly, and the body of the healthy horse in the army collapsed and bent its four hooves. The fat man Xu on the horse was like a different person compared to the appearance just now, and the spirit multiplier was extraordinary. At this time, the old man Wei stroked his beard with satisfaction and smiled, and even Han Wen, who was indignant just now, was shocked by it and nodded at Wei Guogong.
Xu Fatzi's appearance can be scored full marks, he carried a bow and arrows and ran around the school field with a coquettish attitude, but the examiners saw this, but they didn't say anything, just jogged behind him in the drizzle, urging him to take the exam quickly. The arrow stack was placed one hundred and twenty steps away, the fat man led the bow and pulled the arrow arm on the horse, and the arm strength was outstanding, and it was very good to have the style of bending the bow and shooting the eagle, but it may be the sequelae of being beaten, the first arrow missed the target, the fat man was in a hurry to kick the war horse on the horse, the horse was overwhelmed, and the fat man's sadism actually lost his front hooves and the fat man fell directly on the spot, the horse was broken on the ground and wailed, the fat man's face was on the ground and he couldn't get up for a long time, and his demeanor was exactly the same as Yang Chen when he was a beginner in equestrianism.
Old Master Wei also ran down from the stage in a hurry at this time, and he commanded the examiner to change into a horse and personally lead the horse to the stirrups for his grandson. The fat man took his face covered with dust and refused to admit defeat, and got on the horse to draw the bow again, but he did not show it again. The next exam went a lot smoother, and Xu Pengju's score in five out of ten was also good. The fat man came to Yang Chen, who was waiting for the exam, and stretched out his tongue at him, looking smug, but Yang Chen took out a handkerchief and threw it on his fat face and let him wipe it.
"If it weren't for that broken horse, I would have been able to shoot more accurately, that fall almost knocked me down, and now the cracks in my bones hurt." The fat man showed off while wiping his face.
"I don't think so, if you don't miss an arrow when you fall, and your mushy head is more translucent when you fall, you should thank that horse and give him incense to worship."
The fat man was stunned in place after hearing this, and suddenly gave the handkerchief in his hand to Yang Chenfei and ran away, maybe he was really looking for the horse.
By the time the fat man came back thoughtfully with an unhappy face, Yang Chen had already started, he was much more secure than the fat man, at least he didn't run around as coquettishly as the fat man. His body stood still on a jolting horse, as if it had grown on horseback. He watched calmly on his horse, and suddenly the sharp arrow was already on the bow from the pot, and he saw that the bow was drawn like a full moon, and the sharp arrow was shot out in an instant. Yang Chen's series of actions were completed in a flash of lightning, so that the examiner never came back to his senses, but the target soldier waved the white flag from afar and missed.
Yang Chen also had doubts, although his archery skills could not be called a hundred steps through Yang, but he could also hit the target with arrows, he thought for a moment, ignored the urging of the examiner, and then shot again, and then pulled the reins of the horse, but omitted to the place where the arrow was targeted. Yang Chen's behavior made the bigwigs on the stage immediately dissatisfied, and even the old man was embarrassed. Han Wen was just about to urge the subordinate to ask the truth, but he saw Yang Chen and the target soldier arguing.
When they saw that something had happened, the bigwigs couldn't sit still, so they left their seats one after another to check. Even the sick eunuch walked behind everyone with small steps, wanting to see what was going on, but when everyone came to the target of the arrow, they first heard Yang Chen's angry shout.
"I shot it, don't you see this hole?
"If there is no arrow on the target, it is missed, what are you making noise?" The soldier's temper was also eager to retort loudly.
But when everyone saw the big hole on the target, they all gasped, and the reason was clear. Seeing this situation, Wei Guogong was sure in his heart, and he smiled again, brushed his beard on his face, and nodded. Han Wen just looked at Yang Chen fixedly, his eyes were full of joy, and his heart may have been bubbling with joy. Only the eunuch had a questioning face, squeezing through the cracks of the people to see what he wanted to understand. Xu Pengju, who rushed forward, also knew very well, he eagerly stepped forward and gave the soldier a kick directly, and his ferocity was revealed.
"His uncle's uncle, you are blind, my brother is piercing the target through his heart, his uncle's temper is so violent. I won't say anything if you give me a broken horse, and if you dare to bully my brother, I will abolish you, hum! ”
Han Wen hurriedly stepped forward to stop, "You are a military man, he was originally a magic shooter but was sentenced by you to miss the target, and I will ask you for this matter!" This candidate should continue to take the test, and the official will give you justice. ”
The next exam is simply Yang Chen's showtime, his exquisite bow and horse skills are amazing on the spot, and even the giants on the stage can't stay stunned, and they have acted as subordinate examiners in order to see Yang Chen's demeanor. Yang Chen undoubtedly hit the target with his arrows, and five out of ten red hearts. Yang Chen deliberately collected his strength in order not to happen again superfluous things that passed through the target.
When Yang Chen got off the horse, Xu Pengju led the way in front like a grandfather, bowed his head and wiped his cheeks for him, and the old man Wei, who was screaming with a cool fan, rolled his eyes. When he came to the candidates to be examined, Xu Pengju instantly stood up straight, looking like a villain, in his mind, Yang Chen's coquettishness is his own coquettishness, and if he is coquettish, of course, he must show off.
"Have you finished worshipping your benefactor? Did you put incense on him? Yang Chen asked Xu Pengju, who was looking at him with little stars in his eyes.
"Huh?" Xu Pengju wilted in an instant.
"No, when I arrived, the horse had already been killed by the rude soldiers, and I don't know how to worship the law, so don't make fun of me."
"What? Those individuals slaughtered your benefactor, no, Enma? You didn't worry about them, your ideological consciousness seems to have really improved a lot, it seems that I still have to write a letter to my divine beast and ask her to come to Nanjing more often, and influence you well. “
"No, no, Brother Yang is joking, I really can't help my younger brother's methods!"
"You stupid, playing a joke with you scared you, if she is coming, she won't bring me up, then I'm not reaping the consequences?"
"Yes, yes, you're not a good thing, if he comes, he won't be able to run away with a full beating."
"Huh? You kid scolding me? I'll tie you dead fat man to the target and wear you through the cold! Don't run! ”
Xu Pengju had already run away, Yang Chen chased after him, the two ignored everyone's teasing eyes on the school field, laughed and chased in the cracks of everyone, and the old man Wei, who was smiling and lightly brushing his beard, saw this situation, and his face was in a hurry, and he directly cut off a handful of beards that were not rich, and grinned in pain as he looked at this pair of unscrupulous brothers in front of everyone.