Chapter XV: Non-Criminal (Asking for Recommendation)
In the middle of the night, Lujiazhuang is brightly lit.
In the hall, the first one kneeling on the left and the other kneeling sat Guan Suo and Lu Lao Zhuang - since he knew Guan Suo's identity, Lu Lao Zhuang no longer insisted on his main position, but gave up his position to Guan Suo, in his words, if not, it would be disrespectful to Guan Junhou. Guan Suo resigned several times, and finally had to obey the old owner of Lu.
It's also a guest who is at his disposal.
Li Yan stood behind Guan Suo with his sword.
I took a sip of the wine, with a faint spicy aftertaste between my lips and teeth, the wine was not strong, very soft, and had a little sweetness, a bit like the "Qinchi Ancient Wine" and glutinous rice wine that Guan Suo drank in later generations.
glanced at the three and four leaders who were standing below with their heads held high and jumping on their feet and shouting with their heads held high, and their faint voices echoed in the hall: "Do you know who I look down on the most?" ”
Without waiting for Feng Chou and Deng to reply, Guan Suo raised his hand as if no one was around, raised his neck, and poured another glass of wine into his mouth, next to a girl who was about fourteen or fifteen years old, that is, the youngest daughter of the old owner, saw that the cup was empty, and was busy and filled, and saw that the corners of the four leaders' eyes jumped straight, and there were faint sparks in a pair of eyes.
"It's like you, who are obviously scared to death, but you insist on putting on a tough guy posture...... Why, do you have to put a knife on your neck to understand that it is not easy to live? ”
Feng Chou, Deng Cai couldn't help but shrink his neck.
Although it was the first time they had heard the word "tough guy", it did not prevent them from understanding. Deng Cai stiffened his neck, straightened his chest, and said, "Boy, no matter who you are, you don't want to know." If you listen to your grandfather's advice, let us go quickly, and then kowtow to make amends...... Otherwise, we won't let you go! ”
Feng Chou continued sideways on the side: "A small Lujiazhuang, as long as our big leader gives an order, five hundred brothers can step on it as long as one person and one foot!" ”
"You still have five hundred people on the mountain?" Guan Suo was a little curious.
Listening to the words of the old owner, it seems that there are only five or six hundred thieves in Wolf Crest Mountain, and now, they have caught two hundred, why are there still five hundred on the mountain?
Feng Chou straightened his chest and said, "What? I'm scared! I'm not afraid to tell you that the 500 brothers on the mountain were the people and horses brought by our big boss back then, and these 200 people are the follow-up recruits...... To put it mildly, our two hundred men can't beat the fifty men under the big boss. ”
Guan Suo suddenly, he has always heard that the thieves in Wolf Ridge Mountain are very strong, and Shicai is still suspicious, after all, these thieves who have fought with him are bad enough, and they are not on the same line as "strong" at all, Guan Suo thought that the rumors were wrong, and the old owner exaggerated it, so it turned out to be the case.
"Looks like you're not going to be honest with my questions." Guan Suo's face sank, no matter how strong the thief was, it was only five hundred, and he couldn't scare him.
What's more, there is mental arithmetic and unintentional.
"What means, even if you come, our brother has taken it!"
Deng Cai's face was disdainful, he thought that Guan Suo was bluffing, and he didn't dare to do anything to them at all.
Feng Chou also thinks the same.
Guan Suomo rubbed his smooth chin, thought for a while, and said, "Hey, okay! I don't know if your bones are hard or not...... Now that I think about it, I'm really not good at those torture methods......"
And so it was!
Feng Chou and Deng Cai sneered in their hearts, and their chests were raised by another point.
"But...... Well, there's a way! Guan Suo slapped his face, looked at Deng Cai with a smile, and then looked at Feng Chou, his eyes were full of bad taste, and he saw that the two of them were straight hair, so he heard Guan Suo as if he was talking to himself, and said: "If you smear these two guys with honey, you will definitely attract a lot of things...... When the weather is warm, there should be a lot of ants, hehe, people are crawling with ants all over their bodies, that picture must be very interesting...... By the way, if you can attract a swarm of bees, tsk, this one will sting...... Li Yan, guess it, will the two of their fathers and mothers still recognize them when the time comes. ”
Li Yan held back a smile and said, "Definitely not, if you really sting a group of bees, it must be swollen like a pig's head, unrecognizable...... Not to mention, it really hurts to be stung by a bee, and if you are stung by countless bees, you can't ...... Major General, that scene must be very interesting. ”
Not to mention, after following Guan Suo for a while, Li Yan also learned a lot of terms from later generations, and it was quite smooth to use.
The two sang and drank, not to mention the two of them, even the old owner and his daughter, who were also frightened, especially the youngest daughter of the old owner, who retreated without a trace and stayed away from Guan Suo.
Deng Cai's voice was no longer a genius, two points weaker, and he shouted to himself: "You...... Don't you dare! ”
Feng Chou only felt creepy, although Guan Suo was laughing, but he always felt ...... If he had also come from hereafter, he would have known that it was simply a demonic smile.
"I don't dare?"
Guan Suo's face tensed, and the legs of the two of them were weak, just thinking that Guan Suo was going to come for real, and just about to threaten again, he listened to Guan Suo's voice and said, "To be honest, it's really not worth wasting so much honey for the two of you......"
The two of them suddenly let out a sigh of relief.
But then, the two of them were angry for a while, what do you mean? Hearing this, aren't we brothers worth some honey?
Guan Suogu shouted to himself: "Okay, then it is not a punishment...... Come! ”
Soon, several subordinates walked in.
Guan Suo said: "A few of you, do you know that it is not a punishment?" ”
Non-criminal?
In the hall, one counts as one, you look at me, I look at you, they all look confused, they have grown so big, they have all heard of whipping, blaming cannons, burning and rotting punishments, but what is this non-punishment?
A few of the men shook their heads.
"Don't know?" Guan Suo smiled and said, "No problem, I can teach you." ”
"Non-punishment, as the name suggests, is a kind of punishment that does not reach the punishment, and it is a means of effectively punishing the prisoner without harming the person's body...... Well, just applying honey to a human body is a kind of thing, as long as it doesn't attract bees...... Now, I'll teach you another. ”
"First press the two of them over, peel off the boots, and then take four chicken feathers."
One of the four subordinates pulled one of the arms of the two of them, raised their feet and kicked them according to the legs of the two, these two guys are at best the level of third-rate generals, they are controlled by others, and they can't resist at all, "plop", "plop", they are overturned, and there are two subordinates who don't think that these two people have smelly feet, and their hands and feet quickly take off their boots.
At this time, the subordinate who went to fetch the chicken feathers also returned.
They are all feathers plucked from the tail of the chicken, long and hard, Guan Suo saw it, and couldn't help but glance at the subordinate with appreciation, he was really afraid that the subordinate would take a few chicken feathers casually, soft and useless.
"It's not very convenient to press it like this, after all, these two guys still have the strength to handle it, and it's not something that a few of you can hold down...... So take the rope and tie them to the pillar, and you will not be able to break free. Guan Suo felt a little unsafe again, so he said.
Soon, Feng Chou and the two were tied to the pillar, and a subordinate could understand the meaning of Guan Suo, and tied the two of them with their feet one foot off the ground, and was praised by Guan Suo.
"Now, come four people, one holding one leg of the two, and four more people, one person with one chicken feather...... Well, scratch the soles of the two of them. I believe that taste, and the two leaders will like it very much. Guan Suo smiled and asked the little daughter of the old farmer to pour wine for him, and the wine was drunk one after another.
Feng Chou, Deng Cai was very unimpressed.
Just now, they were worried that Guan Suo would come up with some perverted way to torture them, but they didn't expect that they were just scratching their feet, they had grown so big, and they hadn't been scratched again, what's the matter, they were pediatrics!
The same is true of the old owner, Li Yan and others, who feel that Guan Suo takes it for granted.
But soon, they didn't think so.
"Haha...... Hahaha...... Oops! ”
"Haha...... Stop! Haha, ...... Haha, stop, ah......"
"Child, haha...... We, hahaha, big boss...... No, haha, won't let it go, hahahaha...... Your, haha......"
After a while, both of them laughed with tears in their eyes.
"Stop! Haha, we ...... Hahahaha, honestly, haha, stop ......"
"Rao...... Haha, it's me, haha...... I can't do it......"
"Alright, let's stop." Guan Suo waved his hand, looked at the two people who were panting and almost laughing with a smile, and said, "This is called crying and laughing, how is it, it tastes good, right?" ”
Isn't that good!
Even Li Yan and the others watched from the sidelines, they felt that Guan Suo was too powerful, and thinking about it, Li Yan felt that he couldn't stand it for long.
Worse than a knife!
It took a long time for Deng Cai to take a breath, raised his head, and said, "Boy, you are not afraid of the revenge of our Wolf Crest Mountain......
"Revenge?"
Guan Suo coldly interrupted Deng Cai's superiority, and said disdainfully: "It's really a joke, if you're afraid, the master will still deal with you?" Arrested you guys? I don't know what you're thinking, but you can still say such idiotic things at this point! It seems that the non-punishment is not enough, and you have to be sober and sober, and understand that your current identity is just a prisoner...... Come on, go on! ”
"Don't, don't...... What do you want to ask, ask. ”
Deng Cai could see that Guan Suo was coming for them Wolf Crest Mountain, and he didn't say anything about being afraid of it, but it was ridiculous that they thought that people were afraid of them Wolf Crest Mountain, and threatened people under the banner of Wolf Crest Mountain.
Deng Cai smiled bitterly, as people say, they have enough idiots.
lost his reliance, and for a while, he lost all his strength, and if he hadn't been tied, he might have softened to the ground.
Feng Chou was more straightforward, and when he heard that he was going to continue, he fainted directly.
"Tell me about the situation in your Wolf Crest Mountain...... Well, put the two of them down first, take the four leaders down, ask separately, if the two say different, let them stimulate again, if it's not right, they will be cut with a knife. Guan Suo said lightly, looking at the two of them with disdain in their eyes.
What he despised was that the two of them didn't have that hard bones at all, and they still insisted on pretending to be tough, and they didn't pretend to be like them, at best, they were foxes and fake tigers.
It's not that they can't survive the so-called non-punishment.
In history, how many tough guys may not survive, and among them, there are even killers who regard death as home.
Deng Cai was excited, the last bit of luck also dissipated, and there was no longer a little bit of concealment, at the moment, without waiting for Guan Suo to ask carefully, it was like pouring beans, and he said everything he knew about Wolf Crest Mountain, a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, including the distribution of troops on the mountain, the open whistle, the secret whistle, etc., and even their big leader hooked up with the concubine of the second leader, and what posture was used in it.
Guan Suo nodded with satisfaction, if what Deng Cai said was not false, he already had a blueprint for capturing Wolf Crest Mountain, and he was not worried that Deng Cai would dare to lie to him, after all, there was a Feng Chou on the other side, as long as it was a pair, it was clear whether it was true at a glance, and Deng Cai would not dare to lie to him with words.
Sure enough, the group is the easiest to attack from the inside, and I'm afraid of thieves.
After a deep groan, Guan Suo said, "Deng is it, right?" During the day, did you rob a group of people on the mountain, more than 20 people, with a car driving ......?"
Guan Suo told the characteristics of his mother, Hu and others.
That's what he cares about most.
"Yes! It was robbed of such a group of people to go up the mountain! It was the big boss, it was the big boss who did it, and when I went down the mountain, I met them going up the mountain...... Little General, this matter has nothing to do with our brothers...... Really, it doesn't matter at all, you just let us go, I'm old and young......"
Deng Cai is not stupid, as soon as he thinks about it, he knows that he is implicated by the big leader, well, there are four leaders who are thick!
At this moment, I hated these two people to death in my heart.
Guan Suo had a number in his heart, but he couldn't sit still, got up and said: "As long as you can lead the way, after a certain destroys the Wolf Crest Mountain, I will let you leave...... Li Yan, let the brothers prepare and go up the mountain overnight; Old man, I have to bother you to prepare some meals, so that our brothers can have a full meal, and also relieve your old people's worries. ”
"What are you talking about? It is the honor of the little old man to be able to prepare a war meal for the young prince, and it is incumbent on him! ”