Chapter 33: No Home at Night
readx; In the dead of night, the autumn breeze is bleak, but the small pharmacy in Yangjiazhuang is not as lively as in the past. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info because there are two patients here, one is the old patriarch who was stunned by Yang Chen and Li Luoxiu, an unscrupulous young couple, and the other is Xu Pengju, who was violently beaten by Li Luoxiu.
The reason why these people were injured made the old Lang Zhong in the pharmacy look at Yang Chen with a goatee and squeezing his little eyes, and at the same time, he was also far away from Yang Chen, a lone star, to prevent unnecessary trouble.
The old patriarch was choked by Yang Chen's husband and wife this time, and fainted several times in a day, so that he didn't even drink Yang Chen's happy wine. If I fainted a lot, I simply stayed in the pharmacy so that I could be treated in time.
Xu Pengju was in the same situation, when he was half-carried and half-dragged by Yang Chen to the pharmacy, the spectacular scene of bleeding made Lao Langzhong shake his head and smack his tongue. When Yang Chen saw Lao Langzhong's appearance, he immediately threw himself down to Xu Pengju's side and prepared to have a bitter scene of life and death, but the indomitable fat man actually sat up and drunkenly asked Yang Chen to drink, not only that, but also powdered or something.
Lao Langzhong hurriedly stepped forward to check, and it looked like those students in the medical school who had seen the guinea pig. He fiddled with Xu Fatzi and studied it for a long time, but he came to the conclusion that it was just some skin injuries that were not a big deal, and there were also some honorifics that shocked the heavens, people, and gods.
Xu Pengju was bandaged by the old man like a mummy, humming and chirping on the bed for a long time before he was dragged up by Yang Chen complainingly, Xu Pengju of course saw the old patriarch who was also a patient, he jumped up and down and tossed around the old man for a long time, and the two of them took a selfie together. He asked Lang Zhong in novelty, and after learning the reason, he looked at Yang Chen with an angry face, which meant that he was also included in the ranks of fierce beasts hurting people and forbidden to approach.
Xu Pengju sighed while being angry and made friends, Yang Chen dragged him out of the pharmacy, the autumn breeze suddenly rose, the two walked tremblingly on the road, but they supported each other very closely, the two walked in a hurry, and they had time to add clothes in the future, and then Xu Pengju's clothes were grabbed by Li Laohu, and only the bandages on his body could keep out the cold, so the two decided to find some wine to dissipate the cold on their bodies.
Tonight is Yang Chen's cave room with candles, but there is a little tiger guarding Yang Chen can't go back, so he and Xu Pengju wandered around the street, but when he came to the door of the tavern, it was already closed, Yang Chen stopped Xu Pengju from coming forward to call the door, and pulled him to sit at the door of the tavern.
"Brother Yang, why do you say I'm so unlucky, I haven't had a good time since I met you." Xu Peng looked at the fallen leaves scattered by the autumn wind on the street, and complained bitterly.
"I don't know yet, I also ended up like this, and I don't know what kind of fairy you provoked." Yang Chen leaned closer to Xu Pengju's side and borrowed some heat.
"Alas, don't talk about this, I recognize that my brother is blessed and suffered. What are your plans for the future? Do you want to continue to take the martial arts exam? "Xu Pengju is rarely serious, probably because he was beaten stupid by Li Luoxiu.
"I don't know, my father-in-law has found me an errand to do things in the army, let's take one step at a time, but I still have to follow my own path." Yang Chen copied his hand and body next to Xu Pengju, and the heat volatilized by his chubby body was still very large.
"You are also a donkey, where is not the same, the road you walk is very difficult." Xu Pengju has been exposed to it since he was a child, and he also knows the situation of martial artists, so he was embarrassed when he heard Yang Chen's words.
"What's the solution, I have to be obedient if I sell it to others, otherwise I will be returned."
"Huh? What do you mean? Why did you sell it to someone else, is that family so bold to buy your evil star, isn't it afraid of causing trouble? Xu Pengju teased Yang Chen and said.
"Who else can there be, since my father-in-law and mother-in-law, I signed some documents, and now I am a member of the Li family. In the future, it will be indispensable to be a cow and a horse, and only I have tasted the bitterness in the center, alas. ”
"Hahaha, how can there be such a thing? God has eyes, God has eyes, hahaha. Xu Pengju didn't feel any sympathy after hearing this, but clapped his hands and said quickly, you also look like you are today.
"Laugh at me and beat you again, what are you doing so far away, come and let me be warm." Yang Chen saw Xu Peng leaning away and beckoned him to come closer.
"No, I'm a patient, do you treat patients like this? Xu Pengju still did not move, and he took a wolf-proof posture.
"Come here, but I'll beat you up." Yang Chen threatened him.
"Just go over, you are the evil star in the sky, I will cause trouble next to you, I should stay away from you."
"Let's discuss, I won't borrow your warmth in vain, I will invite you to drink flower wine in the future."
"You can pull it down, do you count how many times we've been together, and that time has it been successful? Don't take these shadowless things to fool the master, so that the master will not be fooled. ”
"Come on, you, I'll keep you away from ......" Yang Chen suddenly pounced and threw Xu Peng under him.
"You can't come here, we're brothers!"
"I know, I'll borrow you some warmth, and I don't care what you're afraid of." Yang Chen hugged the human flesh stove and was full of pride.
"His uncle's, are you borrowing it? You're a ...... of grabbing."
The two brothers chatted next to each other at the door of the tavern, and the cold wind couldn't interrupt the heat, and gradually the two fell asleep without sound, and Xu Pengju's snoring sounded suddenly, which shocked the dog in Zhuangzi.
As soon as the sky dawned, there were more pedestrians on the road, but the pedestrians kept looking at the door of the tavern on the street, to be precise, the two people at the door of the tavern, the movements of the two were a little too out of place and too exciting, so stimulated that the aunts and aunts rolled their eyes, the daughters-in-law and girls covered their mouths, and even some people came forward to study and check carefully.
The two slept until the tavern opened the door before being woken up, when the boss took the door panel, he was startled to see the appearance of the two, the two face to face hugging the limbs wrapped around the appearance made the boss unscrupulously remembered his actions in the room, he quickly came to see the lively child covered his eyes and woke up the two brothers and sisters loudly.
Xu Pengju opened his blurry little eyes, and the first thing he saw was the red lips that were only inches away from him, and he looked carefully at the pair of long legs wrapped around his body, but he couldn't see his face when he was very close. Xu Pengju, who was accustomed to nightlife, closed his eyes when he saw these and was about to fall asleep again, but as soon as he closed his eyes, Xu Pengju jumped up, crossed his hands to protect his chest, and hurriedly checked his clothes.
Yang Chen also woke up, he stood up and stretched his bones, but his face was calm. He looked at Xu Pengju, who was nervous, and scratched his head, looking puzzled.
"Fatty, why are we sleeping here? Oops, my little waist! ”
"I don't know, you didn't do anything too much to me last night."
"What are you talking about, we're not good, I think you were beaten stupid by my wife, right?"
"Also, this old bastard Lang Zhong tied me so tightly, you can't do anything."
"Oh, ma'am, last night was the night of candles in my cave room, and if I don't return at night, I will definitely be cut down by the tigress, so I'd better go back early." Yang Chen shouted, but it made everyone laugh.
Yang Chen blushed and turned to leave, but saw the fat man going to the tavern, and he didn't care about being pointed at by the neighbors and was about to step forward to pull Xu Pengju, but as soon as he arrived at the door, he collided with Xu Pengju who turned back again, and the people who watched the excitement laughed again.
"His uncle, what are you laughing at, what should you do, haven't you seen a man?" Xu Peng raised his injured arm and yelled at the aunts, girls and daughters-in-law.
As soon as Yang Chen heard this, he felt that something was not good and was about to flee, but before he could turn around, the cabbage, radish and eggs that were flying all over the sky came up to meet him, Yang Chen waved his hands, but he was invincible, and there were several eggs on his face, and the egg liquid went straight down his face to his neck. This time, he didn't throw down Xu Pengju, who was already sluggish in it, and took his hand to break free from the rain of bullets.
"What are you messing with those aunts and grandmothers, don't you know that they will beat them up?"
Xu Pengju was still sluggish, his face was sticky with cabbage leaves and egg liquid, only revealing his complaining little eyes, and gradually there was a sobbing sound, and then there was a loud cry like thunder.
"How do I know, you haven't explained. Which god did I provoke, why am I always the one who is hurt? ”
"Hurry up, I'm going to go home and confess."
"If I don't leave, I won't go to your house if I am killed, so I will go back to Nanjing, and go back to my grandfather." When Xu Pengju heard that he was going back to Yang Chen's house, he simply hugged a small tree near the street and pretended to be a seed.
"You're going back? It's better to go home with me, she doesn't dare to do anything in broad daylight, if he beats you again, I will revive my husband and leave her home. ”
"You trick me again, if you can't protect yourself, you will still be able to revitalize your husband, and it will be a good fight when you go back, so I won't go."
"I've never seen a bad breed like you, what's wrong with being beaten, we'd rather die standing than live on our knees, it's good to have a little backbone."
"I'm going to kneel and give birth, can you still stand the beating when you see me? I'm sure I can't stand up to that one in your house. ”
"Then I'm leaving, you hug the tree here and cry, and there are blessings and hardships."
"Only when it is difficult to have a blessing, you don't talk about things."
Yang Chen turned around and left angrily, but Xu Pengju loosened the tree and caught up again.
"After all, it's my own brother, so I'll be a human shield again, with me, Li Luoxiu may just care about beating me, Yang Chen may suffer less." Xu Pengju's awe-inspiring state of mind of sacrificing his life for righteousness and righteousness If Yang Chen knew that he would definitely set up an immortal tablet for him, he would write to Xu Gongpengju, a loyal and righteous man.
When Yang Chen found that the wind was calm and he was about to drag Xu Pengju into the house, it was a cry from behind him, so frightened that Xu Pengju knelt directly on the ground and hugged his head, shouting vigorously "Grandma spare my life".
"Okay, you Yang Chen, you don't go home with flowers and candles in the cave room, I don't know where you are drunk and dreaming of dying, I'll make it up for you today, and see if I cut you a pink peach blossom and a different red!" Look at the knives! ”
Yang Chen also knelt down in the same way as Xu Pengju, and the bold words just now turned into nothingness in an instant, and Xu Pengju held back the ridicule on his face when he saw Yang Chen's appearance.
Yang Chen looked up cautiously before seeing a pair of beautiful feet standing still, with a look of remorse on his face, but when he saw the kitchen knife in Li Luoxiu's hand, he swallowed fiercely in fright.
"Lady, you have something to say, if you want to kneel, let's go in and kneel here again, it's not good to be seen."
Yang Chen's suggestion was adopted by Li Luoxiu, and she dragged him into the house with a kitchen knife in one hand and Yang Chen's collar in the other. As soon as Xu Pengju saw that he was ignored and alone, he had no companion, looked around for a while, and followed in.
"Get down on your knees, what are you waiting for?"
Li Luoxiu's family saw Yang Chen enter the house, but his expression became guiltless, so he knocked him again, and then Xu Pengju was very obedient, and knelt directly on the ground, and grabbed Yang Chen's sleeve and glanced at him, which meant that it was better for him not to suffer the loss in front of him, or to follow her wishes.
Yang Chen has something to rely on, and the ones he relies on are Yang Mu and Wang Dahai, but after standing for a while and not seeing them come out, the courage that Yang Chen had just accumulated gradually became thinner, and he looked around nervously.
"Don't look at it, my mother and uncle are out, don't have any hope."
Yang Chen instantly languished and knelt on the ground, and added a movement with both hands, that is, pulling his ears, he glanced at Xu Pengju, who was beside him, with a reluctant expression and a bitter face.
"Brother Xu, you don't have to kneel, my sister apologized to you for what happened last night, I was really dizzy last night to do that, and I hope my brother will forgive me."
Happiness came so fast that Xu Pengju didn't react yet, and when Li Luoxiu helped him up, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but looked at Yang Chen gloatingly.
"You have a good reflection here, I'm going to the room." Li Luoxiu really didn't want anything, Yang Chen saw that he was already kneeling, so he ignored him.
Seeing Li Luoxiu enter the room, Xu Peng raised his head in front of Yang Chen and laughed to express the pleasure in his heart, after laughing, he saw Yang Chen ignore him, so he shook his head in front of him again, and said teasing words such as "The world is so beautiful, and the air is so fresh".
Yang Chen looked at him helplessly, kneeling, kneeling and about to fall asleep, but he heard Xu Pengju's contrived voice in his ears.
"You kneel straight for me, what kind of body is crooked!"