It turned out that it was obviously Zhu Zilong who thought too much about himself.

He is the emperor, who ate the bear's heart bun gall and dared to put viagra in his mouth when he was faint and asleep?

Moreover, even if you take Viagra, without external stimulation, the little brother can't get hard?

The reason why his little brother got up at one o'clock in the middle of the night was hard.

Without it, there is also urgency to urinate.

(Whoever doesn't get up for a week, and your bladder doesn't blow up, even if the ancestors have opened their eyes.) Zhu Zilong didn't have this situation before, because he drank less water! ）

"The emperor is respectful!"

After getting up, Zhu Zilong originally wanted to find a random place to urinate, but as an emperor, this seems to be too shameless. I had to summon the palace maid in and take myself to WC.

So, the next picture looks like this.

A group of palace maids surrounded Zhu Zilong to the imperial toilet, (said to be the emperor's special WC, but in addition to the room is particularly large, it is not as practical as the people's homes in the 21st century, of course, the toilet is made of gold and rosewood, it is indeed tall!) ）

The female official Wan'er was professionally in charge of this matter, and shouted on the side: "Open the dragon robe!" ”

Two big-breasted palace maids stepped forward, knelt in front of Zhu Zilong, and pulled off Zhu Zilong's pants with jade hands.

The female official Wan'er said again: "Dig out the dragon tool!" ”

Well, I don't need to explain, you know what this dragon gear is. A pair of jade hands held it in the palm of his hand!

The female official Wan'er said again: "Sprinkle dragon water!" ”

Zhu Zilong: "......"

Although Zhu Zilong wanted to vent a thousand miles, at this moment, he was helpless to find that he couldn't pee.

Without it, a pair of beautiful jade hands held the little brother around, all of them were half hard, how could they spray water?

In the past, when the eunuchs served themselves, they thought that the hands of the shemales were not clean, and they didn't let them do it. When I reluctantly agreed, they weren't women anyway, and I didn't feel it.

Now that the men and women in the palace are separated, the harem is all women, this is really, not to mention, Zhu Zilong asked for it himself.

In the next second, Zhu Zilong had a black face, but he still did it himself.

Holding his little brother in his own hands, it is Lisuo.

The sound of the water falling in response, and the urine was finally solved.

After the urine was shaken off, the female official Wan'er shouted on the side: wear a dragon robe.

However, it was obviously late, and Zhu Zilong put on his pants by himself. I don't want this enjoyment, okay?

"Congratulations to the emperor!" Zhu Zilong, who put on his pants and left, knelt behind a palace maid and female official who strengthened the company. This pomp and circumstance, Jinnyma hangs the sky!

Just why does it always feel like something is wrong?

I can't bear to look at this picture! Embarrassment!

Zhu Zilong, who returned to the Heart Cultivation Palace, secretly decided that he would put a golden toilet in the room in the future, it was simply a crime just now. Not only is it inconvenient, but it also took half an hour to pee on the last WC.

What a pit!

Soon, Empress Zhang and several imperial concubines came over one after another.

sent the key notes of the past few days, Zhu Zilong checked them one by one, nodded and commented.

When a red-headed document, oh no, should be a particularly conspicuous red fold in front of you, and there is no instruction.

Zhu Zilong's eyes widened and opened cautiously.

Read it carefully word by word, and then, there is no then.

Syllable!

Throwing it on the table, Zhu Zilong's face was dark, his brows were locked, and the expressions of the imperial concubines on the side were uneasy.

"The Dongnu Tartar Army, that month, divided its troops into eight ways to attack the Mongolian Bahrain Department, beheaded the Taiji Nangnuk of the department, and collected its livestock, which was already a division. With such an urgent military situation, why did I know that the war was over? These bastards who have misled the country and the king! ”

At this moment, Zhu Zilong's mood is like a husky.

"The Mongolian cavalry overseas in Weizhen back then is now comparable to a husky cavalry, which is really a dog...... Such a weak ratio, let the army of wild boar skin fight to the hometown! Zhu Zilong, who bowed his head and was speechless, complained softly in a voice that only he could hear.

In the original history, it was because the Later Jin successively eliminated the threat of Mongolia and Korea that they had the opportunity to deal with the Ming Dynasty wholeheartedly.

The so-called cold lips and teeth are like this.

Obviously, this is not good news.

However, Zhu Zilong is also very distressed now, don't look at the situation in China is much better, but he can only protect himself. If he is asked to send troops to help the Mongols, it is really, too reluctantly!

But if we sit idly by, history will inevitably continue to move forward as it has always been.

Alas!

It seems that the Mongolian side can't count on it, after all, the area there is too big, even if they have the heart to help, they can barely pull up a team, and when they arrive, they will run out.

What's more, this time they all finished fighting.

Zhu Zilong, who was extremely depressed, had no choice but to criticize the folds and put all the officials who investigated the war situation and misreported them to prison and waited for disposal.

Mongolia can't help much, so what about North Korea?

Zhu Zilong bit the tip of his pen and frowned. Someone came to mind!

Mao Wenlong!

For this person, Zhu Zilong's mentality is also entangled.

This is an equally controversial figure, with half credit and half demerit. As if after accepting the memory of the original Emperor of the Apocalypse, Zhu Zilong had a more real understanding of this person.

(On November 2, Amin was ordered to attack Mao Wenlong and was defeated.) The Khalkha Ministry of Taiji Gur Bush came to surrender. Ming Fu took Xiong Tingbi as a strategy. ）

(In May, Mao Wenlong Kou Huifa, and the generals Leng Geli and Su Erdongan pursued and annihilated him.) ）

(In June, Mao Wenlong's troops attacked Yaozhou, and the general Yanguli defeated him.) ）

(In May, Mao Wenlong's troops attacked Anshan Station and Salhu, defeated Babutai and Ba Duli, and captured their general Li Liangmei.) In March, Renshen, Amin and other North Korean Yizhou, don't send troops to smash Tieshan, and Ming Shou will Mao Wenlong escape. ）

To be honest, Mao Wenlong has some military exploits, but he is indeed suspected of collaborating with the enemy if he talks about peace.

Later, Yuan Chonghuan killed Mao Wenlong to reassure Mongolia, and secondly, he put personal feelings into it.

In Zhu Zilong's heart, it is also a big crime for Mao Wenlong to kill the head of Liao people to take credit, and this crime alone is not enough for Mao Wenlong not to kill the people. However, just because you can kill doesn't mean you should be killed!

Kill after the war, whatever. Killing before or during the war, in the original history, was purely a pit for oneself.

Thinking about this, Zhu Zilong picked up the pen.

A decree was issued to the cabinet: "The people of Kabe and Taiwan will fight against the enemy's Dongnu, and they will win five battles and five victories." Quickly ordered Mao Wenlong to attack Liaoyang, and the rotation troops responded accordingly to contain the interference in the rear. Millions of food and salaries are also attached for financial purposes! ”

After thinking about it, Zhu Zilong was afraid that the cabinet would not understand what he meant, and he would be a demon again.

He also wrote: "Wenlong approached the wolf's den with a lone sword, drifted in the wind and waves, and was able to form a subordinate country, always leaving people, and fighting to defeat the chieftain repeatedly. And its ambition is to follow the invitation of the minister, lead its tail, and smash its nest. The people of the world are soft and look at those who are worried about self-defense, and think that they can be captured, which is really enough to inspire the righteous courage of the heroes of the world, and suddenly order those who shrink their necks and shrink their feet to die without a place. Pay attention to it! ”

From the first year of the Apocalypse (1621) to the founding of Dongjiang Town behind the enemy, Mao Wenlong did not have any military salaries and food, and only received a total of 50,000 taels of silver before the fifth year of the Apocalypse (1625).

Zhu Zilong still admires this.

So, it has to be expressed!