Chapter 4 The Wasteland
Hao 13 said that the brothers saw a beautiful vision again, and with the boss, there was meat to eat.
But the stomach is still deflated, how can there be any meat to eat, there are two cakes under the eyes.
"Huh? What is the boss going to do with the bread? ”
"Do you want to give bread to the woman?"
"Oh my God, he doesn't eat and give it to his brothers? Don't waste food. ”
"Only mother's love is the greatest in the world" Hao Shisan sighed and handed a piece of bread to the woman, wanting to give another cake to the young man, the young man was the time to grow his body, but finally he couldn't hold back, broke half of it and stuffed it to the young man: "Even if you are a filial son", a ruthless heart, blushing, turned around and plugged half of the bread into his arms.
The brothers complained.
"Isn't the boss going to lead us to rebellion? Congliang became a bodyguard? ”
"You know a six, he was originally going to be a nurse, maybe this industry is addictive, but don't waste food?"
"You know a fart, the boss has taken a fancy to that woman, this is buying people's hearts, and the twisted melon is not sweet......"
"Most of the old people were stupid by the woman's bricks"
"Then do we have a way out?"
"Otherwise, let's ......"
Hao Shisan saw that the brothers couldn't hold it down, so he hurriedly ordered the monkey to take the "blade", holding the rusty kitchen knife and shouting almost frantically: "The kitchen knife is in hand, I have it in the world!" "I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!"
The brothers were stunned by this astonishing act, and stopped talking, knowing that the boss's madness was most likely committed again, and they looked at each other, letting the boss dance with his teeth and claws, and letting the boss sing a one-man show by himself.
"I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!" "I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!"
Zhang Thirty-one, who had a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, was also stunned, but he was clever after all, he couldn't bear to watch the boss go crazy alone, so he hurriedly pushed this and pulled that: "Hurry up, brothers, everyone shouts together." ”
"I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!" "With a kitchen knife in hand, I have it in the world"
The echoed voice went from one to the crowd, the voice was even higher to the bottom, and the anger was even more from dull to excited to excited, and everyone was like a madman, shouting one after another: "The kitchen knife is in hand, I have it in the world." ”
Even the pale young man was infected, his eyes were full of light, and he whispered with his immature fist, only to be slapped on the head by his mother, and he regained his calm.
"I have a kitchen knife in my hand, I have it in the world!"
Hao Shisan himself was infected by this crazy anger.
"The revolution is not guilty, and the rebellion is justified!"
How can there be the word revolution at this time? As the old saying goes, "Tangwu Revolution is in accordance with the sky and in response to people", the word revolution existed in ancient China, but Hao Shisan watched too many TV series in later generations, which caused a slip of the tongue for a while.
When the brothers heard this, "rebellion" was shouted in the slogan, and they were even more excited than they had shouted before, and shouted in unison: "The revolution is not guilty, and the rebellion is justified!" ”
Hao Shisan couldn't help but shiver, and he was already covered in white sweat.
It's not okay to shout empty words like this, the brothers are still hungry, give them a plum to quench their thirst, implant them with dreams, and plant a little apple of hope.
"With the boss, there is meat to eat!"
"With the boss, there is meat to eat!"
As soon as this slogan was shouted, it was much more practical and realistic than the nihilistic "revolution", "rebellion", "kitchen knife" and "world".
It's not okay to shout like this, the brothers are small, it's over after tossing and turning, and after a while, they will shout that they are hypoxic, and then faint a few more, and with the current level of medical care, they may die.
Hao 13 saw that the heat was almost over, so he hurriedly pressed his hands and motioned for everyone to stop, and the others still felt that shouting was not enjoyable, so they kept their saliva, and could only vaguely hear "meat, meat, meat,"
"Follow the boss, there is definitely meat to eat, hurry up and wash and sleep, it will be dawn in a while."
The brethren cried out exhausted, and the obedient ones fell, and as for the previous discussions, and whether they were alive tomorrow, it no longer mattered, for their ******** was only a fragrant meat, even if they drank a mouthful of broth, and then died immediately.
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The spring is cold, a touch of the sun shows the horizon, the earth is a light, the ashes in the grass have been extinguished, only wisps of green smoke remain, and the ragged men are lazily asleep, and the corners of their mouths are hung with the gluttony aroused by the "flesh" in the dream.
The first to wake up was Zhang Thirty-one with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, he was awakened by urine, rubbing his sleepy eyes and lifting his pants, and couldn't help but let out an exclamation: "Boss...... What about the boss others? ”
Everyone was woken up by Zhang Thirty-one's exclamation, and their eyes instinctively focused on the grass where the boss was lying, but where was the shadow of the boss?
"Boss, didn't the boss run away with the silver?" This is the assertion of Xiucai Mu Youcai, who has read the sages and scholars.
"Impossible!" In any case, I couldn't believe that the boss actually left his brothers and said goodbye, Zhang Thirty-one said loudly.
But the two ingots were gone, and even the boss's blade, the rusty kitchen knife, was gone, and nothing else happened except that the boss fled with him.
Everyone looked for it, but there was no trace of the boss, and they shouted, but there was no response from the boss, and the people who were already hungry and dying were desperate, each like a deflated ball, unable to lift a little spirit.
There is no boss in the day, the future is dark, if you want to find a way to survive in this world, unless the gods come to the rescue.
"Look, fairy!" I don't know who exclaimed, and everyone followed the sound to look in the direction of the rising sun.
An unusually tall figure walked from the direction of the rising sun, because it was backlight, it could only be seen that it was a beast walking upright, and people would not be so tall, and it was impossible for people to have horns on their heads.
The auspicious sunshine formed a halo on the top of the head of the "beast", and a pair of "dragon horns" on the top of the head were unusually grand, and the back was draped with a golden glow, as if it was an immortal coming from the sun.
If you want to say that the difference between this scene and the immortals descending to the earth, it is the lack of heavenly fairy music.
"Immortals! It was the gods who came down to rescue us, and we saw that he was carrying a heavy load of food on his shoulders."
"Look at that tall body, it's probably Erlang God"
"No, it's the Dragon King, and Erlang God doesn't have horns on his head"
"It's the Buddha, only the Buddha has an aura"
……
Everyone talked about it, knelt down and worshipped, and some people took the lead in shouting at the "fairy", "Fairy, save us, we haven't eaten for a few days!" ”
When the man walked in slowly, he finally saw the person's appearance clearly, was it not the boss Hao 13 or who?
Where did Hao Shisan carry what grain? Carrying a heavy buck on his shoulder, the antlers of the buck are just on the top of Hao Shisan's head, looking from a distance, doesn't it look like it grows on the top of his head?
Hao Shisanyi threw the deer on the ground and scolded: "One by one, are you hungry and hallucinating?" Where are the gods? Hurry up and light the fire, and the boss will roast you venison to eat. ”
Everyone cheered, and they had long since forgotten the words that had slandered the boss before, and began to add wood to the ashes of the fire.
Zhang Thirty-one was too worried about the boss, and said with some anger: "Boss, what are you doing here?" Why don't you speak to the brothers? You are the backbone of everyone, if something happens to you, what can you do about it, brothers? ”
Hao Shisan also saw the tension caused by his brothers' departure, and ignored it, and said with a smile: "Can the boss still leave his brother and run away by himself?" After working all night, digging a trap with a broken kitchen knife, using that half of the bread as bait, and finally taking down a deer to give the brothers a tooth sacrifice, why did you blame me? ”
Zhang Thirty was already happy when he saw the boss come back, and there was still meat to eat, so he stopped talking, but it was Mu Youcai who screamed: "Boss, you have violated the laws of the imperial court, the Han people hunt without authorization, and the whip is thirty!" ”
Depend on? No way? This is ancient times, there is no wildlife protection law, Hao Shisan only thinks about getting a stutter for the brothers, but he really doesn't think that ancient times also attached importance to wildlife protection.
Not really. The Yuan Dynasty started from the northern grasslands, with 100,000 iron horsemen, destroyed countless countries, went west to the Danube River Valley, and destroyed the Jin and Song dynasties, unified China, and took indeed barbaric military actions, but where there was a little resistance, the city slaughtered the city at every turn, and in just a hundred years, the world's population was sharply reduced by 50 million to 200 million due to killing. From the perspective of human nature, it has indeed improved the ecological environment.
Han Chinese were forbidden to hunt, but not to protect the environment. Ancient emperors, especially Genghis Khan Temujin, have always regarded hunting as a military exercise, there are many Han people, few Meng ancient people, in more than 40 million square kilometers of land, the Han people are the largest number of people, so it is forbidden for Han people to practice martial arts, possess weapons and many other prohibitions, as a military exercise of hunting, naturally listed as a prohibited ranks.
"Brothers, let's stay" Hao Shisan jokingly shouted at a few brothers who were skinning the deer: "Xiucai said that the deer that the boss beat you can't eat, but what if everyone is really hungry?" Otherwise, let's take the Xiucai test and eat, right? ”
"Okay!" The brothers laughed for a while, deliberately playing tricks on this outstanding talent, leaving behind the work in their hands, and pulling the brothers.
Xiucai was weak after all, and he was subdued to the ground by everyone, some people pressed their hands and some pressed their feet, but they really treated him like a pig.
Xiucai was powerless to resist, and repeatedly told forgiveness: "Xiucai can't eat, Xiucai can't eat!" ”
"Why can't you eat it?"
Xiucai blushed and said: "Xiucai is sour!" ”
caused everyone to laugh for a while, but they still didn't give up.
"Boss, boss!" Xiucai continued to flatter: "There is a way that 'Qin loses its deer, and the world chases it', and now that the number of Yuan Qi has been exhausted, the boss will make such a big buck for us and others, which is a good omen for being able to sit in the world!" Great auspicious sign! ”
"Hehe, Xiucai is not only educated, but also first-class" Hao Shisan smiled: "Brothers, what are we doing?" ”
"Rebellion!"
"Well said!" Hao Shisan praised: "Xiucai, let me ask you?" Is there a difference between your current talent and the talent of the Great Song Dynasty? ”
One sentence made Xiucai speechless.
The Song Dynasty treated literati the most generously, a show of talent and fame, and the subsidies given by the imperial court, but barely made ends meet, while in the Yuan Dynasty, Xiucai not only couldn't get any subsidies, but even the imperial examinations for scholars were intermittent, so they couldn't afford to read at all if they weren't the children of a solid family.
is to catch up with the imperial court to open the imperial examination, and the Han people can only be qualified to participate in the left list examination, and the right list is reserved for the Meng ancients and the color people. The right list can be an official directly, and the left list is born without going through the back door, without spending money, and can't even be a candidate, just by luck to be an official, and the chief officials above the county level are all Meng ancients, called Daru Huachi.
"We Han people are not a lowly Mo people, and we don't want to be slaves to the Tartar masters," Xiucai said weakly but firmly.
"Hey! Is this right, brothers" Hao Shisan said bitterly: "Xiucai, although you are a scholar, you can also be regarded as a cultural person, but your words can't always be so shocking, how abrupt it seems, don't you pretend that you are educated?" ”
Xiucai cried and said: "Aren't I afraid that the boss has just woken up and forgotten the background of this era......"
"Brothers, stop, put the deer on the fire......"