What a bunch of retarded minds!

So, the cautious man disappeared all at once, and was replaced by a careless madman.

It's a little bit away from that notice! You'll find out right away!

Liu Yaozong's heart is called a joy, there is no more liberation in the heart, it makes people feel more relaxed!

Just listening to the sound of "poof", Liu Yaozong felt as if he was in a dream and fell into the darkness! Not good, trap! Damn, there is really a trap, look at how Lao Tzu cleans you up after he goes out!

"Pour water! Hurry, hurry! Pour water! ”

A jubble of noise!

It's a sound coming from above!

Liu Yaozong, who was immersed in depression, didn't have time to think about what this sentence had to do with him, but he knew it right away!

Icy water is flying down from above! Not only water, but also ice!

You must know that in the winter in the north, the temperature is so low that the river can freeze into a bridge, and the temperature at night is especially low. Ice bumps! When you get home, if you want to wash things with the so-called water, you have to boil it first, otherwise, the ice cubes will not be able to wash things!

Under the impact of the ice cubes, Liu Yaozong soon became a tree, an ice tree!

"Young Master, do you want water?" A simple voice asked, it was Zhao Mei.

"No need, anyway, it's just one person, if you pour water below, it will be a waste of water resources, human water is not enough, and the drought in South Africa is ......" A lazy voice was Li Ling. It's just that now he is a young master, and Zhao Mei is a little girl.

Li Ling stopped abruptly as he spoke, because he suddenly realized that it was useless for him to say these words, because no one understood them at all!

It's really troublesome to be reborn, no one understands me! Those who know me say I'm worried, those who don't know me say what I want, poor me, poor me!

"Big white steamed buns, quick, I've caught the person you want, come, you can deal with the rest." All I care about is my money, just give it to me.

"Thank you, but what if not?" Da Bai Mantou didn't want to owe him favors, she didn't rush forward as Li Ling imagined, but calmly asked questions that made Li Ling convulsive.

A helpless light flashed in Li Ling's eyes, how could he forget the words of his ancestor thousands of years ago: only women and villains are difficult to raise, how can he expect her to speak?

"Forget it, I'll go home and wash and sleep, you guys should be busy!" He has a way to deal with thieves; Dealing with women, he really has to raise his hands and surrender, he can't be heavy, he can't beat or scold, he can't provoke or hide away, where it's cool, where it's cool, where to stay, oh, no, where it's warm, stay where it's warm!

"Forget it, here you go, the silver ticket, not a penny less."

Li Ling took a good look at this big white steamed bun for the first time, remembering his previous life, when he was cheap and bored, he asked many female classmates and female friends, when is the most handsome man? The answer is a chilling and surprising unanimity: a man who gives money with a heartache! The simple answer is, in one word: buy! The premise is that no matter what the girlfriend sees, only if she likes it, she will answer it with a simple and rude word, which can best show the handsomeness and temperament of a man, and that word is: buy!

Now he found that this big white steamed bun was very bold, because ......

The action of taking out her silver ticket is so stylish!

Chic, fluent, fast, concise, like the clouds and clouds, it has reached the realm of art!

Well, one could even say, cool!

Beauty should be like this!

Li Ling hurriedly stretched out his hands and greeted the fluttering silver ticket with a favorite attitude: "Really? It's still good in the yamen, it's so generous! ”

After taking the silver ticket, Li Ling couldn't help but look at it carefully, and there was a very obvious number printed on the pale yellow paper: Erbai, next to it stamped with a few small characters of "Linjiang Mansion", from the word No. 1 Bai to pick up the land number, and the right side was covered with black Tianyuan first year pin, he really wanted to go up and kiss it! But I feel so crazy in front of a big white steamed bun, I'm so sorry for my peerless demeanor, so I reluctantly changed my hand to kiss it, rubbing it carefully, wow, this silver ticket feels cool! It feels slippery but not greasy, and it is very stocky, or is it called porcelain? Anyway, it feels good! It feels so good!

He was deeply intoxicated by the charm of this silver ticket, and he didn't realize that the white face of the big white steamed bun standing next to him was constantly twitching......

Obviously, a very wise and courageous dignified man is such a shameless appearance in front of money, how can he not make the big white steamed bun surprise that his eyes are about to fall to the ground?