Thinking of this, Yan Cailang glared, straightened his waist and shouted: "Sticky Bourdo, listen to the order in front of the horse." ”

Who is Sticky Bourdo,

We people in the Central Plains have never heard of Sticky Bourdo, but they are famous in the vast Dajin Country.

Sticky Bourdo is the first strong man in the Dajin Kingdom, the number one warrior, and a thumb-like warrior in the palm of his hand.

It is said that there was a black blind man on Changbai Mountain who was thousands of pounds in size, and he punched out the bear bile, and made the bile into a dazzling medicine - Eye Treasure.

There was a Siberian Tiger King of more than 800 pounds in Wanda Mountain, so he caught it as a horse to ride, and by the way, he also got the brute's child to play in his tent as a kitten.

This guy escaped a killer of wild animals, and now he has to be shot nine times, plus sixteen times by lethal injection.

You don't know if you have heard of the famous storytelling performance artist Ms. Liu Lanfang said that the eldest prince is sticky and sticky, and Sticky Bulduo is the variety of sticky Han.

As soon as Sticky Bulduo heard the prince's call, how dare he, how dare he slacken, immediately jumped off the horse, jumped to Wanyan Cailang's car, knelt down on one leg and bowed: "Lord Chitose, the young general Sticky Bulduo came to listen to the order." ”

Wanyan Cailang pointed at Luda and said, "You go and take that kid down for me, or beat him to the ground." ”

Sticky Bourdo looked at the prince and said, "This... This ......"

Sticky Buldo means to say, just such a wild boy, do you still need me, the number one of the three No. 1 in the Golden Country, Sticky Bulduo to make a move, wouldn't it be to fight mosquitoes with anti-aircraft cannons, cut out a small chicken and use a big knife to slaughter cows.

Sticky Bourdo is still there...... This ......, kneeling on the ground and not moving.

Wanyan Cailang is angry, two eyebrow brushes! Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush...... One by one, we are all literate people, we all know that there is an idiom to describe anger called horizontal eyebrows, in fact, it is a mistake, do you think about the eyes can stand up, but the eyebrows are soft, what you want to do.

Wanyan Cailang was so angry that his eyebrows stood up one by one, and he raised his eyebrows horizontally, which showed that he was angry. scolded in his heart: "Sticky Bulduo, Sticky Bulduo, you kid grew up in the deep mountains and old forests, and the wild boar meat ate too much, so that the lard covered the desolate heart that was born in the deep mountains and grew up in the wilderness. I ordered you to stick to Bourdo's horse, just to rely on your strength to go up to kill that kid in seconds, so as not to let that kid show off his might in front of everyone, the ambition of the Changhan people, and destroy the prestige of my northern Tartars, and now there are many people with lofty ideals who are not part of our Dajin Kingdom hidden among the people of the Great Song Dynasty, if there is that person hiding in the crowd, give me a dart and a dark arrow, then the gain outweighs the loss. Thinking of this, Yan Cailang patted the car and said: "Dut, bold slave, bold and stupid, don't you let this king go." ”

In fact, there is no need for Wanyan Cailang to lose such a big temper, a slave is a slave, how can he see clearly with the master's vision, how can he have the master's head to think so far, otherwise people will become masters.

When he saw the prince, he was furious, and he dared to do this...... That...... This......

Hurriedly clicked on the ground with one leg, jumped in front of Luda with a "rub" and said, "Boy! Hugh wants to be rampant, less to be wild, and a certain sticky buldo is also coming. ”

Luda thought to himself that you should come, as for yelling and shouting like this, I know that your kid came out to fight against the enemy, and I don't know that I thought that your kid was a child abducted and sold by traffickers for 18 years, and he found his father all of a sudden.

Ruda glanced at him, hugged the child in his hand and took a few steps back, and when Sticky Buldo saw that Luda was not up but retreated, he thought that Luda was timid and shouted: "Don't run if you kid has a kind." ”

Luda said: "Phew, who ran away, you big jumping cat is waiting to see." ”

Ruda walked to the side of the road and put the child in the crowd, then turned back to face Sticky Bourdo and said, "Don't talk nonsense there, master, I'm back." ”

What a jumping cat is, many people now don't understand, people who lived in the mountains for a long time in the past, called rabbits jumping cats. So when Ruda saw that the man who was sticky and bulduo was tall and big, and the two ears were particularly long, he called him the big jumping cat.

Of course, the long ears of Bulduo are not as long as the two ears of Liu Bei, the uncle of Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty during the Three Kingdoms period.

Sticky Buurduo has a pair of big ears, just like Zhu Bajie's big ears, so he can only be a slave who eats under Prince Wanyan Cailang.

When the person who penetrated the slave, no matter how the master scolded, he didn't dare to speak out, and he had to pretend to be happy with a smile on his face. But if you are scolded by another person, you will grit your teeth and repay your eyes.

Sticky Bulduo heard the wild boy on the other side scold himself for being a big jumping cat, and he was very angry in his heart, I Sticky Buldo is a dignified warrior who dares to ride the Northeast Tiger King of Dashan and punch the bears of Changbai Mountain, how can you let your kid play as a rabbit in front of everyone, although it is crowned with a big word in front, it is also a great shame for me Sticky Buldo, which is worth it.

Sticky Bulduo ah, a howl, open his teeth and claws and raise his fists to give Ruda a double hammer to the top, you think about what kind of strength Sticky Buldo is, that is the person who fights bears and hunts tigers, if this double hammer is smashed, the head will not be smashed into a rotten watermelon.

Luda hurriedly raised his arms and made a move to raise fire to meet the sky, only to hear two knocks, Luda's arms were numb from the shock, and his feet sank into the ground more than half an inch deep, and the sticky buldo didn't take any advantage, and was shocked by Ruda's counterattack and took three steps back before barely standing firm.

Ah! Now Sticky Bourdo knows what it means to have a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world.

The surprised Zhang Da's rabbit-like red eyes looked at Ruda, and he didn't make a sound, and he didn't step forward to fight.

This kid made Wanyan Cailang angry, jumped out of the carriage in a hurry, walked up to Sticky Bulduo and raised his hand to slap three loud slaps: "You are stupid, why don't you rush forward quickly and kill that wild boy in seconds." ”

Sticky Buldo covered his face and said: "My prince, it's still a second, it's good that I don't want to be slaughtered as a big jumping cat." ”

Military orders are like mountains, who dares not to obey,

Sticky Bourdo also learned to slip this time, and he didn't dare to play big names with his bare hands, pretending to be a big name, and insisting that he was the first in the north.

Sticky Bourdo took three steps and made two steps and ran back to his horse, reached out and took off his usual famous weapon from the horse's back, a pair of bright silver hammers weighing seventy pounds, holding one in one hand, strode in front of Luda, raised the double hammers and collided with each other with a loud "danglang lang" loud sound: "Boy, show the blade." ”

Luda's weapon and broadsword were placed next to the table in the teahouse, but at this moment, how could Luda turn around and go back to get the blade, wouldn't that make the Northern Tartars laugh off their big teeth, how could it be the good man of our Great Song Kingdom.

Luda smiled coldly, raised his fists and shook it, "It's enough." ”

Sticky Buldo was stunned and said: "I think I am good enough, but I didn't expect to meet a person here who is even better than me Sticky Buldo." Okay, aren't you a cow, then you can go to Lord Yama and go to the cow. ”

The sledgehammer that Sticky Bourdo picked up slammed left and right, and shouted as he slammed it, "Eighty, eighty." ”

This shout made Ruda inexplicable, thinking that if you want to smash it, why do you shout eighty or eighty, can I Ruda stand here motionless and let you smash eighty times, or that there is an eighty-year-old grandmother in your family waiting for you to go back and send her to the end.

Luda knows that this is the reward system that the Dajin Kingdom has recently implemented in the army, when facing the enemy, if anyone's weapon can hit the opponent's body, then reward eighty mouse skins, eighty mouse skins that is a lot of money, make up a bag, can sew a wool vest, you want the land of the north to blow the cold wind all year round, if there is a mouse skin wool vest to wear on the body, how good it is, fashionable and warm, that is, warm and fashionable, spirit and vigor, shake and spirit.

Therefore, as soon as the soldiers of the northern kingdom entered the battlefield in the near future, they shouted first: "Eighty, eighty." In this way, I will motivate my fighting spirit and spur my courage.

What kind of weapon is a sledgehammer, it was a heavy weapon in that period, not to mention this 35-kilogram sledgehammer, which is the most important heavy weapon.

It's okay to play with such a heavy weapon on a horse,

If you fight for a long time, you will not be able to reincarnate Li Yuanba.

A total of thirty sledgehammers were smashed out of front and back, left, right, and up, up, down, and down, all of which were avoided by Luda one by one, and this sticky Bulduo was so tired that he was panting, sweating, foaming at the mouth, snorting, and his movements gradually slowed down.

Ruda took the opportunity to turn to the back of Sticky Bourdo, and slapped his two back ears with his palms left and right, trying to give him a double wind piercing the ears.

Seeing that Sticky Bulduo was about to die under Luda's palm, but Sticky Bulduo really deserved to be the first warrior of the Dajin Kingdom, and it was not given for nothing.

A good sticky buldo heard the palm wind behind him, and knew that it was too late to turn back to the enemy, and a golden rooster nodded indiscriminately, trying to avoid Ruda's palm power, but who knew that the left side avoided it, but a big ear on the right was cut to the ground by Luda's knife-like palm blade.

Sticky Bourdo screamed, and when he looked back, he saw that one of his big ears had fallen to the ground, and he was still running and bouncing there.

It's really not good for everyone to be unconvinced, Sticky Bourdo is not only the first warrior in Dajin Country, but also has a very hard backbone, he is a tough guy who freezes to death and stands on the wind, starving to death and not bending his waist, this guy took out a special birch bark plaster made by Jurchens from his arms, opened his mouth and spit a few mouthfuls of spit, and "snapped" to his ears to stop the blood of the warriors flowing out.

Sticky Bourdo turned into veritable sticky ears.