Chapter 122 You should call your mother-in-law
Seeing that the hawker put away the gun and everyone dispersed, Li Er called over a few fierce men, skinned and deboned the dead tiger, and put it on the grill!
Poor tiger, poor Li Yue'er, is still trembling in the arms of the eldest grandson at this time, the eldest grandson stroked Li Yue'er's back, "Yue'er, don't be afraid, the tiger is dead, don't be so careless in the future"
Seeing that the men were all back, Li Yue'er wiped her tears and nodded, "In the future, I won't go into the wild forest if I am killed."
This was heard by the peddler, "Okay, the tigers are dead, I'll get you a piece of hind leg meat in a while, and I'll give you this one," he said and handed the pistol to Li Yue'er.
Li Yue'er looked at the pistol handed over by the vendor in disbelief, "Is this really for me?" ”
Seeing the hawker's firm nod, Li Yue'er burst into tears and smiled, "You are so good to me, by the way, how do you play with this thing?" ”
Pulling the little beauty's hand, "Come here, I'll tell you, come on, help me set up a target" Someone erected an arrow target outside the camp.
Standing behind Li Yue'er, the hawker bypassed the other party's chest and supported Li Yue'er's hands, "Steady, look at the position of the sight and target, okay?" ”
Li Yue'er nodded, "Okay, pull the trigger"
"Bang..."Li Yue'er shouted excitedly, and the target was pierced through a hole, "What a powerful weapon, Dabao, you get up, I'll try it myself"
The hawker reluctantly moved away, Li Yue'er took a deep breath, and learned what she looked like just now, "Bang bang bang..." It would be better to switch to a steel rake.
After Li Yue'er finished holding a shuttle of bullets, Lao Cheng and the others sat in front of the barbecue grill and looked enviously, "If only I had a handful of this thing." Tsk, it looks so exciting."
Li Er, including the others, nodded, "It would be better if we could do it ourselves." Dabao is too expensive, and the moon will be 20 yuan gone."
Li Yue'er wanted to play again after the fight, but the vendor took a shuttle bullet to tempt her, "You can play if you want, promise me one thing"
Li Yue'er, who is on the rise, don't say one thing, ten things also promised, "If you want me to promise it's okay, but first say that if you want to play hooligan, I won't agree"
The peddler pouted: "Do I need to play hooligan against you?" It's just that I'm going to get into your house tonight, and I guess no one will gossip."
"Phew, it's not serious, what's the matter?"
The peddler reached out and brought the gun over to exchange it for ammunition. Standing behind the other party again to help stabilize the trajectory, he whispered in his ear, "My mother wants to see you, come home with me"
Li Yue'er, who was about to shoot, turned around suddenly, and her body was nervous, "What?" "A bullet flew diagonally onto the rotating grill, and with a click, the grill with the tiger skewered broke, and the fire slammed, and there was a big cloud of smoke, as if it was a monster. frightened the people sitting around and immediately scattered.
With a cold sweat on his head, the peddler reached out and snatched the gun back, "I'll go, you pay attention, I almost broke Your Majesty." If this kills him, he will become the first emperor in history to be "collapsed"
Li Yue'er also made an apologetic gesture at Li Er and them, and then looked at the hawker angrily, "It's not that you made people nervous."
The peddler unloaded all the bullets. The insurance is closed, "What's so nervous about this, does the ugly daughter-in-law always want to see her in-laws?"
Li Yue'er pinched the hawker's waist, "You mean I'm ugly?" ”
The peddler grinned and forced a smile: "Who dares to say that you are ugly, I broke him." But when I see my mother, don't mention the gun."
"Hmm. Oh no, who promised to see your mother? ”
The vendor smiled and said nothing, Li Yue'er slowly lowered her head, "Then what do you want to bring when you see your mother, people are so nervous, do you have any rules over there when we meet for the first time?" ”
The hawker pulled the little beauty to the side of the grass and sat down, "Come on, I'll tell you about our rules" Li Yue'er obediently sat down beside the vendor.
Then the peddler crossed his fingers and taught Li Yue'er, "The first time we saw our in-laws, we had to behave very virtuously, what I said was what I said, you were not allowed to interject, you were not allowed to refute, you had to help with cooking time, you had to wash the dishes and chopsticks after eating, and you had to serve tea to your parents, if someone came, the men would give cigarettes, the women would give sugar, and the children would also give sugar..."
Every time the hawker said something, Li Yue'er plucked her heart, "Finally, you want to sleep with me at night, and the rest is nothing."
Looking at the hawker's serious appearance, Li Yue'er almost wrung the corners of her clothes, and there are too many rules!
Li Er roasted the meat and called the peddler, "Dabao, are you finished, bring some beer"
"Okay" The vendor patted the grass on his buttocks, pulled up Li Yue'er, "Let's go, eat meat"
Li Yue'er sighed a little absent-mindedly, distributed the beer she brought to the group, took the tiger meat handed by Li Er and took a bite, "Well, yes, it's really chewy."
Li Er smiled flatteringly, "If it's delicious, you can eat more"
Go, this is not Dali Garden, looking at Li Er's flattering smile, the peddler knew what idea he was holding back, "Your Majesty, the gun really can't be given to you now"
Li Er: "I'll give money"
The peddler shook his head, "This is not a matter of money, to be honest, Your Majesty, it is for your own good not to give it to you, do you think, in case there are too many of these things, and if they are accidentally circulated, if they fall into the hands of someone with a heart, Your Majesty will probably not be able to come out to play so leisurely in the future, and you are the same, which of you guarantees that you don't have an enemy?" ”
Li Er sighed regretfully, "What a good thing, if it is used in the battle array..."
The vendor poured a sip of beer, "But Your Majesty, don't worry, I will teach you little by little how craftsmen make this thing, of course, the performance at the beginning can't be compared with what I use, and slowly I can reach this standard, in this process, Your Majesty can slowly adapt to the situation of having guns, how the two armies face each other, this is better, do you say?" ”
Now Li Er was relieved, "That's what you said, that's okay, I'll wait for your good news, by the way, what did you do with Yue'er just now?" Are you in a hurry to marry her home, if so, you say a date, I will go back and give her a decree to marry"
Took the bottle and touched it with Li Er, "Thank you, Your Majesty, I will talk about it a few days later in advance, I will take her back to meet her parents first, by the way, I may have to leave for a few days again, if you have any shortcomings in the family this time, hurry up and say, I may not be short this time"
The old cow came over and grabbed the peddler's shoulder, "Dabao, we can't write the word two cows in one stroke, I don't want that gun or something, can you help me get a car that you drive, no, I'm rare"
The peddler stretched out his hand and made a gesture to count the money, "Look at Brother Niu, what you said, you want it, can you have it, it's just this..."
Lao Niu patted his chest, "I understand, you say, what price?" ”
Seeing that people are so refreshing, the hawker is embarrassed to pit too much, "just do it with a hundred taels of gold"
Niu Jinda gritted his teeth, "Okay, it just so happened that the dividends of the Shenglong a few years ago were just enough"
I'll go, the relationship is still our own money! "Okay, when I come back, I'll help you bring it over, but it's okay, that thing is not easy to learn, don't come out and harm people if you don't learn it, it's much more powerful than a horse if you hit it."
"I save it, come and drink and drink"
After eating and drinking, Li Yue'er didn't know where she had just gone, she probably went to the eldest grandson to get an idea, and she may have just been educated by the eldest grandson, looking like a little daughter-in-law, "Dabao, when are we going to see your mother?" ”
The peddler's face is "what your mother, my mother, you should call your mother-in-law" (to be continued.) )