Chapter 282: Qin Feng's Makeup God
Qin Feng couldn't resist the historic temptation of abusing the Roman Glory Bloodline, and he had an itchy hand for a while, so he beat Pompey.
Fighting the descendants of the Roman consuls, nothing like this has ever happened in the history of the world, and this will surely refresh the history of the world and go down in history. Therefore, after Cao Yuan Liu found out that Qin Feng had found an excellent reason for fighting in vain, he did not resist his strength and rushed forward.
This slashing can make Pompey lame, and the blow is due south and north, and there is no white skin on the whole body, either cyan or purple, and the head has become a curly golden pig's head.
Cornelius Pompey was a descendant of the Roman triumvirate Gnaeus Pompey and was one of the most honored men in the Roman Empire. He was beaten violently, and he couldn't swallow it, even if he had a valid reason.
Cornelius Pompey was furious, and he said that if Qin Feng could not pray to the God King Jupiter to clean the well water, he would fight with Qin Feng for the sake of glory.
It seems that it has been overplayed.
For Qin Cao Yuan Liu, if he wanted to seize the Qiang Canal nine times out of ten, so as to complete the order of Emperor Ling of Han to go home, he still needed the cooperation of the Romans.
Cao Yuan Liu came to Qin Feng.
"Zijin, it's up to you." They said.
Qin Feng smiled slightly, signaling that Cao Yuan Liu was okay, and he said to Pompey who had swollen eyes: "Your Excellency, commander, don't be annoyed, you should also thank Ben Shuai." ”
In fact, Pompey was also bald in the face of Qin Feng, after all, Qin Feng also had three thousand elite soldiers on his side, which was not easy to mess with. But for the sake of glory, he is also dead. With a blue nose and swollen face, he squinted his bell eyes, and his mouth was swollen and leaky: "What do I thank you for?" ”
Qin Feng smiled: "You also know, you all know." The consequences of offending the gods are very serious, and today I beat you, and Thor will be angry. Otherwise, if Thor personally took action, it would not be as simple as a beating, but a lightning strike. ”
When Pompey and the others heard this, they couldn't help but look at the sky, and suddenly trembled.
Qin Feng saw this. I feel that Taoism in China is good, paying attention to Taoism and nature, and cultivating oneself. It has never been like a Roman cult or a sect that brainwashes people. It also controls people's minds and powers. Obviously, Pompey and these people were brainwashed by Rome, so they were very superstitious.
He also captured this characteristic of the Romans. to cover up the contamination he carried out on the well water. The Roman gods were used to cover up the fact of man-made pollution, and secondly, to deter the Romans.
Coincidentally, the Romans were really superstitious, and when Qin Feng had not yet proposed that the well water was punished by the gods for the Romans. Pompey had already said on his own initiative that it was the source of evil that polluted the well water, and that the Roman expeditionary force was cursed by the devil.
And Qin Feng took advantage of the situation to change it, saying that it was the king of the gods, Thor, in order to promote the union of the two sides, so he used the well water as an opportunity.
The Romans believed.
But Pompey, who was beaten, was angry, and said, "Then please ask Your Excellency the Commander to pray for clear well water immediately." If not...... hum~. ”
Qin Feng smiled: "What if Ben Shuai can pray for clean well water?" ”
Pompey was held back, and said for a long time: "Then the commander will thank His Excellency the Commander for his help." ”
"Okay." Qin Feng said.
Cao Cao's face ****: "I was beaten, and I want to thank you, this idiot." ”
Liu Bei slapped his ears with a big ear, and said in his heart that he had beaten someone, and he wanted people to thank him, and only Qin Zijin could do such a despicable thing in the whole world. He felt that he still had a lot to learn from Qin Feng, but he felt that he didn't know where to start.
Less. Qin Feng came to a well. He and his men were on the east, and Pompey and his men were on the west. Looking at the appearance of the Romans' vigilance, if Qin Feng can't finish his prayer, I'm afraid it will be a fire.
At this time. The priest of the army came to Qin Feng in awe, first saluted, and said, "Your Excellency, the commander of the East, how do you pray to the God of Thunder?" ”
Qin Feng said with a smile: "I have a spell, I can pass through the heavens and the earth, and I have a cloud-piercing arrow." Able to reach the heavens. This is through change, knowing the sky, knowing the location, moving the stars and changing the bucket. Xiao Yin and Yang, know personnel, be good at entering and exiting, avoid death and prolong life. Take the sun and the moon, shrink a thousand mountains, distinguish the blame, and make a fortune. Good at listening to sounds, able to perceive, know before and after, everything is clear. ”
He clicked and said that the priest had never heard of such a miraculous method, and he was shocked and exclaimed, "What Your Excellency the Commander said is so good that His Excellency the High Priest in Red can't even say it......." ”
Qin Fengxin said how fresh it is, if you talk about the mythological system, our Chinese immortals are better than you who only know how to make women give birth to demigods, drink and fart, and make trouble and split, then they must be strong and shadowless. You've done so much to get gods, but in the end you can't get a lonely God. If there is only one righteous god, they will replace your entire divine system. This can only be said that your gods are too lazy to do it.
You see, when God came to our Huaxia, he would catch him blind, and he wouldn't be able to eat it, because his theoretical level was too low.
The Roman priest said, "Your Excellency, do you really have the ability to communicate with Thor?" "In Rome, there are thousands of priests, and only three high priests in red have the ability to communicate with Thor. Ordinary priests did not have such ability, let alone an Oriental, so the priests who accompanied the army did not believe it.
Qin Feng looked very displeased, and said, "Ben Shuai has been enlightened by the Thunder God to come here smoothly from Huaxia thousands of miles away. Ben Shuai has communicated with Thor many times, and he has drunk alcohol, how dare you question Ben Shuai? ”
"What, you've been drinking?" The accompanying priests were shocked, and all the Romans were shocked.
Although Cao Yuan Liu couldn't understand the Roman dialect, he was shocked by Qin Feng's two words, and he couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
If Qin Feng said it simply, the Romans would still question it. But after Qin Feng said it was too godly, the Romans didn't dare to question it anymore and prayed silently.
So, under the watchful eye of everyone, Qin Feng whispered to Cao Yuan and Liu, and the three of them were stunned.
"Do you want to go home?" Qin Feng looked at the three-person with his mouth wide open.
"Yes." The three of them said in unison.
"I don't want to hurry up and do it." Qin Feng reprimanded.
"Ah~yes~." The three of them shuddered for a while, and hurriedly turned away.
"Will this work?" Cao Cao's face on the road ****.
"I'll see if it's okay." Yuan Shao's head is big.
Liu Bei's ears flickered, and he said in his heart that Qin Da could really flicker, and he had gone abroad in a flicker.
Cao, Yuan, and Liu felt that in the future, whatever Qin Feng said, they must carefully weigh it, and they may not know whether it is true or false.
After a while, Cao Cao held the incense burner, and Yuan Shao held the incense candle. Liu Bei carried a large offering table and came with a snort.
After the guy's business is done. Qin Feng Cangchang pulled out the Yitian Sword and stood behind the offering table, and sure enough, there was the appearance of a Taoist priest descending the mountain, and a talisman was almost put on the sword. Fortunately, he was prepared, and he took out a piece of bamboo paper. I randomly drew a few circles that I couldn't understand, and I clicked and pierced the sword.
Qin Feng danced two swords, and after feeling it, the tip of the sword pointed at Yuan Shao and shouted; "It's not fragrant yet."
Yuan Shao shrank his neck. Said: "Zijin, light a few pillars of incense and candles?" ”
"Two candles, a stick of incense towards the sky!" Qin Feng snorted with a sword.
"Just give me a stick of incense?" Liu Bei exclaimed.
Qin Feng said impatiently: "We are Orientals, and the Tao is very Taoist, and a stick of incense is already giving face to the Thor here." ”
Liu Bei exclaimed: "Dashuai, don't offend the local gods, we mortals are really hard to resist." ”
Qin Fengxin said that it doesn't matter if the master can't bear it, whoever sends the master back can resist.
And so. Yuan Shao hurriedly lit two candles and put them around, and another stick of incense was inserted in the incense burner. After doing all this, Cao Yuan and Liu Qi wiped a handful of sweat, and said in their hearts that in order to fool the Romans, they also fought hard.
Cao Cao couldn't help but say: "Zijin, don't be so desperate, right?" Just deal with the past. ”
Qin Feng said unhappily: "After dealing with things, how can the Romans believe that they must have professional ethics and cultivation." ”
"Deception also requires professional ethics and cultivation!" Liu Bei's face twitched for a while, and he felt that his brain was a little insufficient.
However, Liu Bei still misunderstood, Qin Feng was talking about the actor's professional ethics and self-cultivation.
The water source was actually polluted by Qin Feng and them. You can't tell the Romans, you can only use this way. And Qin Feng's temperament, no matter what it is, he has to do it best. It's the same with fooling people, you have to play it well.
Due to Qin Feng's high professional ethics, Pompey and thousands of other onlookers gradually became pious.
Unes said: "The worship god of the East is really unique. ”
Pompey felt that he was indeed disrespectful to Thor before, and he trembled at this moment. "Don't talk nonsense, pray quickly." ”
The Roman priest, who had already knelt at the offering table, asked in admiration, "Commander, what is this little smoking?" "It turns out that the Romans knew candles, but not incense.
Qin Feng said solemnly: "This is a secret incense, and it is an indispensable thing to communicate with the gods. ”
The priest saw the smoke of the secret incense rising into the sky, and he had an epiphany, he looked at Qin Feng in awe, and secretly wrote down the way of worshipping the gods with oriental characteristics.
Qin Feng's style, if it is put in the future generations, will definitely be beaten as a god stick, and he will be punished and imprisoned. However, this 1,800 years ago was different, and thousands of soldiers from the East and the West at the scene were very in awe, not to mention sending him to prison, he said that whoever was sent to prison would be sent to prison.
This is the characteristic of the times.
Under the pious gaze of thousands of people on both sides, Qin Feng danced his sword behind the offering table, and said something in his mouth, "I am the eye of heaven and chase with the sky." The eyes are like thunder and lightning, and the light shines on the eight poles. See through the inside and outside, nothing is lurking. Heavens and gods, hear my prayers, and be hasty as a law! ”
Qin Feng shouted loudly after reading it, and flashed the candle with his sword violently, only to hear a boom, a ball of fire broke out, and the spirit rune on the sword also burned, turning into stars and scattering in the sky.
"Hmm~!" The moment the fireball appeared, everyone retreated in fright.
Pompey had seen too many Roman priests and gods, but he had never seen such a powerful one, and he couldn't hide his shock. He glanced at Unes, got down on one knee, and prayed aloud. When the Roman soldiers saw this, they also bowed their heads one by one.
Cao Yuan Liu felt Qin Feng's professional ethics and secretly gave a thumbs up. Cao Cao couldn't help but say: "Zijin is really omnipotent, you see that this word is made thoroughly, and I have never heard of it." ”
And the party Qin Feng saw Pompey kneeling, wiped a sweat secretly, and said in his heart that thanks to the Taoist priest when he played the drama academy in later generations, if not, he really couldn't settle these Romans.
So, Qin Dashuai gradually entered the role, and found a feeling even more, only to see that he would be impenetrable to the sky sword dance, and read the words, "Five-star town color, illuminate the heavens." Thousands of gods and saints, and I really listen, anxious as the law! ”
After reading it, Qin Feng used the Yitian Sword to make a shadow over the incense candle, and for a while, the incense was full of stars. Pompey and the others were dazzled and in awe. Qin Feng also sat on the futon, said that he would recite the spell again, and then release the cloud-piercing arrow, and the performance would end.
As soon as he sat down, he saw the incense candles on the offering table flickering from side to side. Click~fluffy~. The candle halved, the secret incense was cut off, and after falling to the ground, it was extinguished, and suddenly the surroundings fell into darkness.
It turned out that when the sword was dancing, it was too wide open and closed, and if I was not careful, I cut the incense candle into two sections. How could he rely on the sharp sword of the sky, it was fine at the time, and then it fell to the ground in two sections.
"It's a mess!" Qin Feng's eyebrows jumped wildly.
And Pompey and the others saw it really, no one touched the incense candles, but the incense candles were broken. If it is not broken by an external force, it must be a divine force.
The faces of Pompey and the others changed greatly.
A Roman soldier shouted: "The gods have refused to communicate, and the sacrifice has been interrupted by divine power!" ”
Pompey and others were even more discolored.
Qin Feng's face darkened, and he said in his heart that this was the king eight lambs shouting, his imagination was rich, and he was really condescending if he wasn't a god.
In the hearts of the ancients, sacrifice was sacred. Therefore, if Qin Feng's performance is smashed, he can't continue to act. Because of this, he couldn't "communicate" with Thor, and Pompey, who was beaten before, also said that if he couldn't communicate with the gods, the alliance would be cut in two.
If the alliance is broken, he will not be able to catch the Qiang Canal, and if the situation expands, Qin Feng will not be able to return home, and he will be harmed by the Ten Standing Servants when he goes back.
Qin Feng's face trembled, and he sat on the futon for a while, unable to do anything, he couldn't help but sigh, "I haven't acted for many years, and it seems that the "Actor's Self-cultivation" I learned from the teacher has been returned ....... (To be continued.) )