"It's so comfortable to finally get a good night's sleep in bed." Early in the morning, Li Shan woke up, moved his hands and feet, and prepared to get dressed.

"Bang" Li Shan's door was directly knocked open, "Hmph, this girl has come out." ”

At this moment, time seemed to freeze, Li Shan was naked, holding the boxers he was about to wear, and Qing'er broke in like a gust of wind without warning, and Qing'er's eyebrows could be seen dancing in slow motion.

But that's just a matter of a second.

The next second, "Ah! You dead pervert. Qing'er quickly covered her eyes and retreated.

Li Shan is more calm, he was looked at by the girls, it doesn't matter, anyway, there will be nothing missing.

After calmly getting dressed, Li Shancai shouted: "Okay, come in." ”

Qing'er carefully took away the hand covering her eyes, and said with a blushing face: "You, why don't you wear clothes?" Really nasty. ”

"Am I nasty? I just woke up from bed, is it obscene to sleep naked? It was you who broke into my room early in the morning and looked at me, but instead called me lewd. Li Shan stood on the commanding heights of morality.

"Don't say it, I didn't mean to see it. No, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything. Qing'er nervously came over and covered Li Shan's mouth and didn't let him continue.

"Really didn't see anything?" Li Shan had a sly smile in his eyes.

"I didn't see it, I really didn't see it." Qing'er vehemently denied it.

"I felt like I saw someone come in, and my eyes widened. Really didn't see anything? Li Shan teased Qing'er.

Qing'er turned her back, her face was blushing, and she couldn't find a reason to refute, Li Shan's constant teasing, and finally Qing'er broke out.

"Smack"

Ay. Not a long memory. Why are you teasing Xiao Nizi, Li Shan rubbed the red and swollen left side of his face.

Qing'er also regretted it a little, but she really didn't want to admit her mistake: "You deserve to talk nonsense." ”

"You wouldn't have come to see me get dressed early in the morning and then find a chance to slap me, would you?" Li Shan said angrily.

"I'm not as perverted as you, for you. I've solved your problem. Qing'er proudly handed a piece of rice paper full of words to Li Shan.

Li Shan took it and took a look, it was really good. Although the statement is not very rigorous, and it is impossible to use things like laws, Qing'er has proved it.

Li Shan nodded with a smile and said, "Well, it's really good." You wouldn't have thought about it all night, would you? Li Shan saw that Qing'er's hair was a little messy, and her eyes seemed to be bloodshot, so she must have been thinking about this all night.

"Whatever you say, I made it anyway. That's not the case with your questions. Qing'er stubbornly pinched her waist and looked angry.

Li Shan laughed secretly in his heart. Pretended to be very modest and said: "Yes, my level is actually average, I shouldn't have seen the correct solution I gave you, right?" ”

"What are you doing? Is there a second solution? Qing'er said disdainfully.

Li Shan also wrote his solution on rice paper and showed it to Qing'er: "This is my solution." ”

Qing'er glanced at it and froze.

Ban Yu said: "Your handwriting is really ugly, and it doesn't make sense at all, you look at what you wrote, because it is equal to it." So it's equal to it, why? ”

Li Shan was not in a hurry. Smiled: "This theorem is verified by the predecessors through their own continuous thinking and thousands of experiments, and it is applicable to any situation that meets the conditions." Do you think I'm much simpler? And other similar problems can be solved in this way. ”

"I haven't heard of any theorem at all, you must have made it up again."

"I can give you an introduction to these basic theorems, but no. There's a lot of stuff here, I'm afraid you won't understand. Li Shan deliberately provoked.

"Who can't understand underestimating people?"

"Well, I'll give you a brief lesson first. First, there is only one straight line at two points; Second, the shortest line segment between two points; Third, the complementary angles of the same angle or equal angle are equal; Fourth, the co-angles of the same or equal angles are equal, and fifth, there is only one and only one straight line perpendicular to the known straight line......"

Li Shan spent about an hour explaining the theorems of junior high school geometry to Qing'er.

"Well, doesn't it make sense?" Li Shan looked at Qing'er, who was already deep in thought. Smirked.

"Is that all? I don't know where you look at it, but it's not of much use for centuries. Qing'er was still dismissive.

Hey, call me out, right?

"I know a lot of things, from astronomy to geography, physics and chemistry, biology and history, I don't know anything. Tell you, the things in this world, I don't dare to say that I know all of them, and I know half of them. Li Shan bragged, but in fact, he also had this capital.

"Where do you see all this stuff?"

"Hehe, this is for the guidance of the immortals. I'm standing on the shoulders of giants, so I can see higher and farther. If you don't believe it, we can continue to compare until you are convinced. ”

Little girl, the master can't subdue you?

Qing'er thought silently for a while, and suddenly smiled slyly: "You really have a lot of things in your stomach, it seems that you know much more than that." From today onwards, you will teach me these things as they are, and you must not miss them at all. ”

Li Shan couldn't react to Qing'er's change in attitude for a while, what did she mean by this? Kind of admitting that I know more? I won?

No, what did I win? There's nothing better than that. This little girl is deliberately provoking me, wanting to see how much I can't succeed?

"Hee-hee, I've always thought what you said makes sense. You know that things seem very different from normal people. I just want to see what you know. That's it, from today onwards I will worship you as a teacher, and you will teach me a lesson every day. Just like today. Qing'er's eyes narrowed with a smile, she was a cunning little fox!

"I've been observing you for a long time, and the guys you asked to work in the Immortal Pavilion seem to have an extraordinary ability to calculate, and they use a special symbol to calculate, I wondered how they learned it, and now it seems that the source is you." I don't care, I have to learn these things, you have to teach me.

"Don't teach," Li Shan's temper also came up, feeling that he had been being played as a monkey, and thought that he had successfully persuaded a little girl to establish a new scientific concept, but she was playing her own words. Li Shan lost interest in an instant, "The apprentice of the church starved to death Master, you have learned where I can still eat." ”

Li Shan sat down on the chair, looking like you don't beg me, it's useless to beg me.

"Oh, is it? It's up to you. Qing'er looked at Li Shan with interest, and slowly turned behind Li Shan, "Do you want me to rub your shoulders and loosen your bones?" ”

When Li Shan heard this, his scalp was a little numb, and he didn't mention the style of that night.

"Hmph, threats don't work for me, even if you strangle me, I won't teach, if you have the ability, you can come." Li Shan had a tough posture of being killed.

This was beyond Qing'er's expectations, in Qing'er's impression, Li Shan is generally a person who is easy to compromise!

With a roll of her eyes, Qing'er smiled again: "How dare Qing'er!" Qing'er came to apprentice sincerely, you see that Qing'er is so well-behaved and obedient, and smart. If you accept me as a student, don't you have a face on your face? ”

Li Shan thought about it carefully, and yes, sooner or later, the martial arts family will perish. Qing'er has a life-saving grace for herself, and it would be a good thing if she could convince her to abandon evil and follow good, but she had to be cautious!

Seeing that Li Shan didn't speak, Qing'er thought that he still didn't agree, so she added a bargaining chip: "Actually, Qing'er has another way to rub her shoulders, or I'll try it for you." Saying that, Qing'er's small hands were already on Li Shan's shoulders.

Li Shan's body shook violently, for fear that Qing'er would think about it again last time. However, this time Qing'er's technique is indeed much softer, and Li Shan, who pinched it, was very comfortable.

"If you want to be my master, Qing'er should serve you. You tell me? Qing'er will have a lot of them, but it's not just about rubbing her shoulders. But if you are not a master, then Qing'er will not serve you. Qing'er dropped the biggest bait.

Coercion and temptation, carrots and sticks. Li Shan, do you promise, promise, or promise?

"Uh, that. As the so-called preaching, teaching, and solving doubts, this is the purpose that I have always upheld. Seeing that you are so honest, I will accept you as an apprentice. Li Shan pretended to touch his chin, but he didn't have a beard and couldn't make the temperament of a gentleman, "But there is one thing, you must respect your master, you can't beat your master, you have to listen to what the master says." ”

"Hehe, okay. Qing'er is the most obedient, Qing'er won't beat the master. Qing'er looked well-behaved, poured a cup of tea, knelt down on one knee in front of Li Shan, and said, "Master, please accept Qing'er's worship." ”

Li Shan looked at Qing'er so respectfully, and he didn't feel comfortable for a while, and was flattered to take the tea ceremony: "Haha, okay." Qing'er, you are the first student I accepted, as a senior sister, I want to give a good start to the future junior brothers and sisters. ”

"Haole, Qing'er will work hard." Qing'er didn't refute it at all.

"Okay, okay, then rub the master's shoulders again." Li Shan has made inches of progress.

"Master, look, Qing'er is still injured." Qing'er touched her right shoulder, "Oh, by the way, the door master told me that I still have something." I'll go first, and I'll come back to you tomorrow. ”

Saying that, Qing'er dodged and ran away, Li Shan shook his head. Hey, if I want to take advantage of this little girl, I also think too much. If I wasn't bullied by her, I would burn high incense. Smiling and smiling, Li Shan's eyes deepened, and the more he got along with her, the more reluctant he became. If one day I take the officers and soldiers...... (To be continued.) )