Chapter 1 You are Chen Changan
Xuanyue Continent, Moon Frost Country, Face Mountain.
On February 14, 237 years of Qingtai, Haizheng, Tengu eats the moon.
The face mountain, which had been noisy for more than an hour, finally calmed down from the sound of gongs and drums and the sound of pots and bowls.
"What tengu eats the moon, isn't it a lunar eclipse?"
Chen Changan, who had used two broken bricks, three towels, and seven loofah pulps, soaked in the octagonal pool in front of the White Deer Cave for nearly ten hours, jumped out of the turbid pool and muttered to himself.
Hanging the washed Yanchi Academy uniform on the old laurel tree in front of the cave, Chen Changan sat down cross-legged on the long stone under the tree.
Facing the moonlight, Chen Changan once again picked up the piece of paper pressed under the pitch-black burning stick, which was written in the seal characters of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing: Exchanger, don't forget to burn incense on the top of the Laojun Palace on the fifteenth day of February, remember!
The note was left to him by the original owner of this filthy and smelly body.
In the morning, Chen Changan, a senior party member who was sitting in the examination room of Lushan No. 1 Middle School, suddenly heard a voice in his mind: Exchanger, the time has come.
Then, through a bizarre passage, Chen Changan came to this continent and possessed this body, as well as part of the memories of the original owner.
As soon as he stepped on this continent, Chen Changan was dizzy, and the discomfort after crossing the passage was only one reason, as if the fresh air like the deep mountains and old forests made him drunk with oxygen, and the most important thing was this body. Not to mention the hair all over his body, the ash on his body was half a finger thick, exuding a pungent sour smell, and without any hesitation, he jumped into the octagonal pool in front of the cave.
Surprised, hesitant, depressed, and sad, only flashed in Chen Changan's heart.
If you come, you will be safe!
Long-term stability, long-term residence will also be long-term stability, I Chen Chang'an has a strong ability to adapt, and I will live a long life and be safe.
Sitting on the stone, Chen Changan kept cheering himself up.
According to the memory of the original owner, Chen Changan knew that it was already a child, that is, at eleven o'clock in the night, and there was an hour on February 15, the birthday of Taishang Laojun.
Chen Changan put on his still wet hospital clothes, picked up the burning stick, went to the White Deer Cave to take out the only three-foot-long incense, and walked towards the old monarch's hall on the mountainside.
Chen Changan just turned onto another path, and in the octagonal pool in front of the cave, a three-legged old turtle the size of a millstone couldn't wait to stick his head out of the pool, and his mouth was open for a while: The pool water was too stinky by Chen Changan!
Along the sheep intestine path, Chen Changan went down to the Laojun Hall halfway up the mountain.
The door of the Laojun Temple was wide open, and there was a pile of clay pot fragments in front of the door, which were obviously smashed to scare away the tengu.
According to the memory of his predecessor, Chen Changan entered the Laojun Hall with a familiar car, and the hall was empty.
The main hall is more than five zhang high, the deepest back is north and south, there is a statue of an old man with white eyebrows who is more than three zhang high, like a nine-foot-nine-inch-long incense case in front, and the bright yellow curtain laid on it hangs straight to the ground. A two-person multicolored gilt copper incense burner is in the center, and some incense feet of different shapes are inserted in the incense burner. At both ends of the incense case, a shark oil lantern is lit on each side.
Chen Changan looked at the incense burning in the corner of the hall, and there was still a quarter of an hour before he arrived at Zizheng.
Then just wait.
In case someone came to see it, Chen Changan got into the curtain under the incense case, the former owner of this body, he often did this when he was a child, so Chen Changan didn't feel any disobedience, after all, he stored part of the other party's memories and habits.
In the dim light through the yellow mantle, Chen Changan looked at his right hand, where there was a teapot lid-shaped birthmark brought from the mother's womb, which she actually brought when she came to this continent, but now it is gone, thinking that he rubbed the skin with a brick in the pool, and the birthmark was also worn off by the way.
Chen Changan is at peace with what happens, anyway, it doesn't hurt or itch, if it's gone, it's better if it's gone.
After this leisure, my stomach growled, and I had been here for more than ten hours, and I hadn't eaten yet, so I knew that I would eat the big taro that was burned in the bowl when it was dark.
Chen Changan was drooling, a gust of wind hit, and the two ever-bright lamps in the hall were actually extinguished at the same time.
Soon, another gust of wind struck, blowing the yellow curtain slightly fluttering.
A minute later, Chen Changan's eyes gradually adjusted to the darkness in the main hall, and he saw a black half-cut shadow, blocking the top of the yellow curtain.
There was a thud on the incense burner at the same time, what is this?
Chen Changan gently lifted the yellow curtain with his left hand, slowly stretched his head out, and looked up, a half-cut body without legs, with his arms stretched forward.
What the hell? Chen Changan, who has always been stupid and bold, stabbed the burning stick with his right hand.
"Ouch!" a soft cry came, and the voice was crisp and tactful, straight like a yellow oriole singing willows.
Is it human?
It's easy to say that it's a person, Chen Changan bent down and crawled out.
A pair of embroidered shoes fell, almost stepping on Chen Changan's hand.
Chen Changan had just gotten out of half of his body, and suddenly it was dark in front of him, and the incense ash was sprinkled all over his face, and then there was a bang, and his head hurt, and he didn't know anything.
When I woke up again, the sky was already bright, and the aroma of roasted taro came from Chen Changan's nose.
My taro!
Chen Changan opened his eyes, turned around, sat up, his body sank, he almost fell, and hurriedly grabbed a branch to stabilize his body, it turned out to be on the old laurel tree.
"Little thief, why did you attack me?" the nice voice came again.
Chen Changan was about to go to see it, a foot wearing embroidered shoes attacked, hitting his right shoulder, the power was so great, Chen Changan couldn't hold it, "plopped", and fell into the octagonal pool.
As soon as the water in the pool did not reach Chen Changan's shoulder, he fell from the old laurel tree, the force was great, the water splashed, Chen Changan quickly touched the bottom, instinctively supported his hands at the bottom of the pool, his right palm was painful, and he was put on hold by something.
Chen Changan kicked his foot at the bottom of the pool, floated to the surface, and said angrily: "Stinky girl, why are you kicking me?"
With his left hand, he wiped the water on his face and looked at the old laurel tree, where a woman in a black dress and a black veil was sitting on a branch, eating her taro, and her feet were swinging in the air with embroidered plum blossom shoes.
"Do you shout again?" half of the taro in the woman's hand smashed at Chen Changan.
Chen Changan stretched out his right hand and grabbed the taro, this is his ration, he has been in this place for almost a whole day, and he hasn't eaten yet.
The taro started, "swished", and disappeared.
Chen Changan wondered, looking at the water, there was nothing on his hands. What about taro?
The woman in the tree also let out a soft "huh".
"You are Chen Chang'an?" the woman said again.
"Otherwise?" Chen Changan responded casually, but his eyes were searching around.
Thinking about it again, when I fell into the water, it stinks, forget it, don't want it, step on the edge of the pool in three or two steps, "Stinky girl, why are you stealing my taro?"
"You shout again!"
Chen Changan's eyes flickered, his face hurt hotly, and then he looked at the woman, who was standing on the branch just now.
Teye is also evil, Chen Changan searches for the memory of the previous owner of this body, this woman is a mountain fairy flying around?
That's not going to work, stun me, steal my taro, make me hungry, and beat me again?
I, Chen Changan, am a single person, and I have a rotten life, what are you afraid of!
"Stinky girl, I warn you, move your hands and feet again, be careful that I spank your ass!" Chen Changan roared and climbed towards the tree.
Poof, poof, poof!
Chen Changan climbed more than three feet high in three or five times, and stood at the junction between the branch and the main trunk where the woman was.
Chen Changan looked at himself, and then looked at the ground, isn't it, why did his body suddenly light up a lot just now?
Before he could figure it out, one foot struck, and Chen Chang'an fell into the sand and returned to the octagonal pool.
With both hands propped up at the bottom of the pool, his right palm hurt again, Chen Changan wiped his face, climbed onto the shore, and stood by the pool, he understood that he was not the opponent of this stinky girl.
Going up the tree again is purely looking for abuse, but the mouth is decisive and refuses to suffer, "Stinky girl, you wait, one day I will double your ass!"
Chen Changan has been scolding her for being a stinky girl, but judging from the other party's slender figure and speaking voice, the other party has no way of knowing how old she is.
"Die!" the woman scolded, jumping from the tree.
After Chen Changan finished spanking, he instinctively put his hand in front of his face.
Syllable!
There was a soft thud.
Chen Changan turned his back to the sky and poured back into the pool.
The woman quickly retreated under the tree, looking at her palm, a purple mark in pitch black, burning pain.
Chen Changan fluttered and climbed onto the edge of the pool, hey, when did the burning stick return to his right hand?
Ding!Dispel anger, Heroic Qi +1.
A voice sounded in Chen Changan's mind.
The woman stood dumbfounded under the tree, the pain coming and going so fast that the bruises on her palms had faded. Look at Chen Changan again, like a fool, standing by the pool with a burning stick, dripping with water on his body, black is a little darker, this muddy boy is not as dirty as the legend, the pale yellow fluff on his face and arms looks a little cute.
As soon as this thought came to mind, the woman was excited, Miaoyu girl, what are you doing?
"Xiao Anzi, Xiao Anzi!"
On the mountain road, a young Taoist priest in his twenties ran and shouted.
Chen Changan turned his head to look at the path, and the young man, Lu Feng, had already arrived, "Xiao Anzi, have you offered incense to the monarch today?"
That's right, I was knocked out by this woman before the hour, and today's incense hasn't been put on yet.
So he said, "Do you think I've ever been incense?"
Lu Feng looked Chen Changan up and down, "Xiao Anzi, what are you making trouble about?"
Chen Changan shook his head.
The Miaoyu girl hiding behind the tree looked straightforward, this muddy boy, pretending to be stupid and stunned.
"It's good that you haven't been, it's good that you haven't been. There are thieves in the palace of the old king, and the incense burner has been stolen! This last night the tengu ate the moon, and now the incense burner is gone, and there are so many strange things. ”
"The incense burner was stolen, I haven't been able to put on the incense today!" Chen Changan hurriedly said, the owner of this body made such a request, but he didn't have time to do it.
"Well, let's talk about it, I'll ask somewhere else. Lu Feng hurriedly ran away.
This little thief can pretend, and his face is not red! The incense burner is obviously not gone until it hits your head. Miaoyu Nu secretly scolded in her heart, I am a proud daughter of the sky, and I am going to marry such a broken family full of lies?
Waiting for Lu Feng to run away, Miao Yunu took out a nine-fold red paper from her arms, flashed it out from behind the tree, and threw it at Chen Changan with a "swish", "This will be returned to you!"
Chen Changan raised his head and turned around, a red thing flew like an arrow, he reached out to pick it up, the red thing turned in front of him and fell into the water.